By my junior year, two things had happened. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The first one, the third aunt's "Beauty Appointment" barber shop was seized by the police. I had warned her that a barbershop that never had a haircut was going to have problems sooner or later. She was bold, but in the end she was not spared.

The day it was seized was the day before Tang Tingting took the adult college entrance examination.

The first time her grandmother died tragically, she went back to her hometown for a funeral and delayed the exam, and the second time she had to be hospitalized due to acute pneumonia caused by a severe cold, and she was delayed again. This time, due to the sudden attack of the police Shu Huang, she passed by the adult college entrance examination again.

There seems to be a mysterious force preventing her from fulfilling her ideals. She was detained for a few days before being released and found a job as a waitress at a restaurant. I asked her to be a little patient, and the reason why ideals are called ideals is because they are not easy to do.

She said that she knows, and with your encouragement, she will stick to her ideals. She also said that the crocodile on the African savannah often opened its bloody mouth and let the birds peck at the filth between its teeth, and never dropped pies in the sky, and she was like the little bird, thinking that there would be a free lunch. As a result, as soon as the crocodile's mouth was closed, nothing was wrong, and it hung up.

The third aunt was sentenced to four years, fined 60,000 yuan, and sentenced to serve her sentence in the prison in her hometown.

I went to visit her before she was sent back, and she didn't have a sad expression on her face, saying that when the third aunt came out, she would come to BJ to do business.

I thought about what happened to her in the first half of her life and all kinds of sadness, and I still couldn't help crying. She told me not to be sad, you see that the third aunt is so strong, you have to take care of yourself in BJ.

Giant BJs, with so many things updating and decaying every day, no one will pay attention to that storefront. In this way, "A Date with a Beautiful Woman" disappeared into the bright lights of BJ, and only the prostitutes knew that there was once a barber shop that did not cut hair, a group of lovely girls, and the inexhaustible desire and warmth hidden there.

The second thing is that Yang Chenjun began to fall in love. I saw the tiger change to vegetarianism from Yuan Zheng, and I saw the sheep change to meat from Yang Chenjun, and the shock of the sensory world came one after another.

I'd rather believe that the cow climbed the acacia tree than that Monk Yang fell in love, but the cruel reality is that he really fell in love. My girlfriend studied accounting at a normal university in SH, and my classmates in high school came home from the vacation at the class reunion, and the two of them chatted and sparked.

The power of love is very wonderful, during that time, Yang Chenjun was reborn, no longer eating fasting and chanting Buddha, eating meat and drinking with us vulgar people, and no longer talking Sven and pretending to be ghosts, when it is time to scold my mother more chic than we scold.

I often stay up until two or three o'clock in the morning with his girlfriend, chatting and laughing lewdly, Yuan and I are throwing him with books, and his kid actually hides in the quilt, covers his head with the quilt, and continues to chat. Before hanging up, we were kissing into the phone in the air, and we wanted to jump in and kick him out of the window.

Naturally, I had a way to treat him, and when he was chatting with his girlfriend, he shouted in a voice pretending to be a woman with a sharp voice next to him: "Junjun, what do you want, it's all washed and waiting for you in bed." ”

In an instant, I heard that the girls on the other side of the phone were furious, and they wanted to fly over and cut Yang Chenjun's skin.

We didn't see it good, this girl was going to come for real, and immediately grabbed the phone and explained to her that we were roommates joking with Junjun.

They also had a peculiar way of communicating, and every night Yang Chenjun would write letters to him, sometimes writing love poems, and then put them in green envelopes, affix stamps, and throw them into the mailbox. He said that this retro exchange made him feel at ease, green represents vitality, and his love with his girlfriend is like a vine on campus, more and more lush.

We almost died of exhaustion on the spot after hearing this, saying that green also represents a green hat, you baby be careful.

However, this can't be called communication, only self-satisfaction, because her girlfriend didn't reply to her a letter, but he was extremely persistent and insisted on writing every day.

According to Plato, the mind is beautiful when the mind abandons the body and yearns for truth. In reality, goodbye Plato! Only a fool would believe this, otherwise the business of low-cost abortion packages in small hotels and hospitals near schools would not be so hot.

To put it bluntly, a long-distance relationship is platonic love, Yang Chenjun and his paper lover finally had a problem, which is embodied in the fact that the call time is getting shorter and shorter, many times Yang Chenjun called, her girlfriend was panting over there, and then called him after saying something, so that he didn't call again.

Yang Chenjun lay on the bed and waited, and at dawn, we slept a few times and turned over to see him with big eyes and stupidly waiting for his girlfriend's call. The next day he was disheartened, like a shell man.

On weekend nights, the dormitory gathered together to sing and dance, and the homemade hot pot was eaten one after another.

Yuan Zheng looked at the depressed Yang Chenjun, took a sip of beer, and teased him: "Have you ever slept with your girlfriend?" ”

"I've only held hands, but I haven't kissed my mouth."

"You can't do it, Junjun, a man who doesn't understand a woman's heart is not attractive, you really have to make some movement in this long-distance relationship, write letters every day and play with paper love is already fucking the old coffin board in ancient times, if it goes on like this, you will finish playing sooner or later." Yuan Zheng took great pains to give advice to Yang Chenjun.

"You teach me."

"Women like surprises, romance, and excitement, and you go to SH next week to get your girlfriend and completely conquer her physically, only in this way can you have stability at all. Don't stretch it out beforehand, buy a bouquet of red roses, go downstairs to her dormitory, let her stick her head out to see, and then see you holding a large bouquet of bright red roses waiting for her downstairs, it is a woman who will be tempted. ”

"And after that?"

"After that, things will be easy to do, go for a walk with her, let her take you back to the hotel, and after you say it's so late, don't go back, go up and chat with me." She would start to excuse herself, saying it wasn't okay. You can't retreat at this time, you can't go downstairs to the hotel, how can you not go up and shoot. You insist, just chatting, don't worry, I will respect you, please believe me. At this time, you should pretend to be sincere, like the look of a dog looking at his master for bones. Yuan Zheng pretended to be a poor dog begging for food.

Yang Chenjun swallowed his saliva when he heard this, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Yuan Zheng continued to teach: "If she doesn't believe you, you swear, the stinky man's set you know, the sperm worm is on the brain, and any poisonous oath of cutting off the child and cutting off the thunder and splitting of the sun can be issued, at this time, she will cover your mouth with a red face and say don't say it, I'll go up with you." I don't want to teach you the rest of the story. ”

"And then we talked until dawn?" Yang Chenjun looked at Yuan Zheng and asked.

I burst out laughing and almost squirted out of my mouth.

"Junjun, Junjun, is the ** really the reincarnation of the righteous gentleman Yanagishita Hui?" Yuan Zheng said bitterly, "When you go upstairs, of course you start chatting, don't overlord the bow as soon as you come, and the girl will crush your balls when she is angry." Women, sensual creatures, should be domesticated slowly.

"How domesticated?"

"Pick topics that interest her, but always emphasize that you are single-minded. When you have nothing to say, you say go to the windowsill to see the night scene, then gently hug her from behind, exhale your masculine breath into her neck, stick it, kiss from the earlobe to the neck, and say how much you love her, you can go up the knife mountain and the sea of fire for her, love her until she dies for a lifetime, and let her live a good life in "News Network". Your girlfriend is burning with lust and just wants to be one with you. I don't need to teach you now, Mr. Sora Aoi has already taught you. ”

Yang Chenjun was already burning with desire, and he stretched out his thumb to Yuan Zheng in admiration, unable to speak.