In the second week, Yang Chenjun really bought a train ticket to Shanghai, wanting to give her girlfriend a big surprise. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Two days later, we prepared high-quality food and drinks in the dormitory to pick him up, waiting for his good news, and by the way, celebrating his great cause.

As a result, his return car was a little late that night, and it was almost two o'clock in the morning when we arrived at the dormitory, and we all fell asleep in our chairs. When he walked into the dormitory, he looked like a prisoner who had just been released from prison, his head hung down, his eyes were blank, and his soul was scattered.

Yuan Zheng greeted him and asked, "What's wrong?" I told you to be temperate for the first time, and you came back with all the effort, it's a shame for us, haha. ”

As soon as I saw that the aura was wrong, this bear didn't look like I had just had a Spring Festival with my girlfriend, Yuan Zheng also saw the clues, and immediately put away his obscene smile.

I hurriedly asked, "What's going on?" ”

Yang Chenjun's next move caught me and Yuan Zheng off guard, and we broke out in a cold sweat, and this guy suddenly threw himself into my arms and cried.

I've never been fucking old enough to encounter such a strange and thrilling thing, and I don't know what the situation is for a while, so I just let him cry in my arms.

I wanted to come to Shanghai and encountered a ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty, and I couldn't find a place to vent my grievances.

I patted him on the shoulder like a child and said, "Don't cry yet, tell me what's going on, there are two brothers here for you, don't worry." ”

Yuan Zheng said: "That's right, the old man is crying, you can't solve the problem just by crying, say it, we will help you solve it!" ”

Yang Chenjun listened to our comfort, and cried so much that Pear Blossom and Rain told his experience of going to Shanghai word for word.

When Yang Chenjun was waiting downstairs in her girlfriend's dormitory with a large pile of roses, she saw her holding hands with a tall and burly man. When parting, he was reluctant to part with the macho man's tongue.

In the end, the hunk twisted her ass, his expression so ambiguous that he wanted to melt together.

Yang Chenjun only thought of four words at that time: adulterer and adulteress.

When she saw Yang Chenjun holding a large bouquet of roses staring at her dumbfounded, she didn't panic at all, and said calmly: "You have seen it all, I won't explain it, he is my new boyfriend." I didn't want to hurt you, so I hid it from you, and I wanted to tell you after a while, since you're here, let's settle the matter now. We really don't fit, sorry. ”

"Then why are you still telling me those words about the mountain alliance and sea oath?"

"It's fun to be temporary."

"Fun? I paid so much that you think it's fun! ”

"Yes, it's fun! By the way, I haven't opened a single letter you wrote to me, and I've thrown it all in the trash. ”

"Did you go to bed?" Yang Chenjun asked coldly.

"Are you sick? You go, I never liked you the whole time, I just didn't want to hurt you. ”

Yang Chenjun asked coldly again: "Did you go to bed?" ”

Her girlfriend had a violent temper and yelled at Yang Chenjun: "We have been in bed N times, and I am very comfortable to be by him!" Every time you call me and say I'm running, in fact, every time I'm by him, are you satisfied now? Get out of here! ”

Yang Chenjun's world collapsed, and 100,000 thunderbolts and grass and mud horses fell from the sky and crushed his already weak body. He was so dizzy that he almost collapsed, but he held on, thinking that he couldn't behave so badly in front of this slut.

At that time, he just wanted to take the bouquet of roses and swipe it in her face. But I don't know what variety this guy bought, a bouquet of roses cost 999 yuan, and the net worth savings are almost exhausted. After thinking about it, I was reluctant to take it over, intending to take it back to the flower shop and return it, maybe I could refund some money.

He watched his girlfriend walk into the dormitory, and took out the phone to talk to the macho man, saying something dear.

Yang Chenjun looked at the hazy sky of Shanghai, the air was mixed with the fishy smell blowing from the Huangpu River, his throat was blocked in a panic, and the tears of the two rows of men poured down from his eyes. His legs were weak and his soul was out of his body, and he didn't know how to get to the flower shop, and told the proprietress to return the flowers he bought.

The proprietress looked like a female pig Bajie, a soft language of Wu Nong, and a lot of Martian language was crooked.

"Can you speak Mandarin?" Yang Chenjun asked.

The female pig Bajie still speaks Wu Nong's soft language, but with a little Mandarin. He roughly heard her say that the countrymen don't understand the rules, and how can they return the flowers they bought. While speaking, he just used brute force to push Yang Chenjun out.

At this point, he is on the verge of collapse, and it only takes a spark to ignite this huge arsenal and blow the whole world into flames.

The female pig Bajie pushed, Yang Chenjun's eyes turned red, and he picked up the bouquet of roses and smashed it on the female pig Bajie's face. The female pig Bajie was so frightened that she ran inside to hide with her head in her hands, and didn't dare to come out.

Yang Chenjun stood at the door, resentment came one after another, and finally couldn't hold back his shouting: "I'll go to your mother's city people, what's so great about city people, if it weren't for us countrymen, you would all give Lao Tzu to eat shit." What's wrong with Lao Tzu countrymen, Lao Tzu countrymen are barbaric and unreasonable, you have cheated Lao Tzu of a thousand hard-earned money with this bunch of broken flowers, and Lao Tzu is going to smash your flower shop today! ”

Yang Chenjun's shout attracted countless onlookers who did not know the truth to point fingers, and they didn't know whether it was the female pig Bajie or the onlookers who reported to the police, and a few minutes later the police came and took the flower shop proprietress and Yang Chenjun back to the police station to investigate the situation.

After 3 hours of education and criticism, Yang Chenjun dissipated his anger and apologized to the flower shop proprietress before being released.

On this trip to Shanghai, the woman ran out of money and went to the bureau for a while. All these embarrassments made him have a strong personal affection for the international metropolis of Shanghai, and he cried while resolutely stating: "I swear, I will never set foot on the boundary of Shanghai again in this life, woo woo woo ......"

Yuan Zheng naturally followed him, and said while soothing him: "That place, a line pole for a day, a stinky ditch, what's good, we won't go in the future, okay?" They love it, and it's none of our business. ”

Under our warm and patient comfort, Yang Chenjun slowly came back to life, began to study his scriptures again, began to quit drinking and meat, went to the library every day, and returned to the dormitory very late.

This is the Yang Chenjun we know, and Yuan Zheng and I are very pleased to see that his mood has gradually turned cloudy and cleared up and he has found himself. Afterwards, he invited us to dinner, saying that it was all up to the two brothers to encourage and comfort us, otherwise we would not be able to get out.

Between men and women, true love is not easy, even if they are truly in love, who can guarantee that their flesh will always be loyal to each other.

Love is not an easy task, it is a responsibility, a tempering, a test, and sometimes it takes a puritan and widowhood spirit to keep it relatively pure.

For a long time, I suspected that I did not have the courage to love, in fact, I lost the ability to love.

But the bigger lesson of this incident is that surprises can't be given casually, and many surprises have evolved into tearing wars in the end.