The next day, Yoon Deji and I went to the four-star hotel where his parents were staying and asked how they were doing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Yin Laohan fought with the seated toilet for a few rounds the night before and finally lost, tossing enough, but he was unwilling to live up to Yin Deji's kindness, and hurriedly said: "It's good, it's good, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid where would I go to live in such a luxurious hotel in this life." ”

"Old man, what do you think of this Beijing?" Yoon Deok-gi was anxious and tentative.

"Oh, Beijing is so big, it's beautiful, and there's a subway. It's the toilet, Ge Laozi is neat, ouch! "Yin Laohan seems to be happier, but he also has more abdominal pain.

Yin Deji said tentatively: "Then let's see, can I struggle here for a few more years, and then think about going back to my hometown to marry the black fat girl." ”

I saw that Yin Laohan's face sank: "What a black fat girl!" People are called Shufen, people may have done it, 10 of you can't work as well as one of them, and you still look down on others! There's nothing to talk about here, if you don't go back, I'll call Shufen to Beijing today and handle your affairs! Look at your dog-picking day! ”

suddenly realized that Yin Laohan was scolding Yin Deji for "dog days" and at the same time scolding himself for being a dog, and he almost laughed.

But as soon as he saw the occasion in front of him, the Yin Zi family was about to break out into a family conflict, and immediately suppressed the desire to laugh.

Yin Laohan's face turned blue, he sat on the sofa and panted, Yin Deji's mother hurriedly handed over the water, and rubbed Yin Laohan's back and chest, saying: "Your baby is obedient, don't be tough with your old man, you are no better if you are angry with your old man." ”

Seeing this, Yin Deji sighed, didn't dare to say anything more, and looked out the window without saying a word.

The girl named Shufen really flew to Beijing that day.

I am not as hideous as in the photos, although I am a little fat, but I have been smiling, speaking reasonably, giving people a feeling of inner health and sunshine.

She called me Brother Yu and said that she understood the situation and hoped to let herself talk to Yin Deji's parents alone.

So, I went out for a walk with Yin Deji and closed the door of the room.

When we returned to the room, Mr. and Mrs. Yin's attitude changed drastically.

Yin Laohan pulled Yin Deji to his side, and said earnestly: "Baby, you have a good life, we don't care about whether you want to marry Shufen or not, you love Beijing in Beijing, stay as long as you like." ”

After that, Yin Laohan walked to my side again, I hurriedly greeted him, he said: "Xiaoyu, you help him more in Beijing, you are educated and smart, my baby has a straight personality and is stupid, I am afraid that he will make some trouble." ”

Since Yin Deji's sister disappeared, Yin Deji has become the only son of the old couple, and naturally poured all his love into him, although the way of love is relatively simple and rude.

I hurriedly said: "Uncle, don't worry, Yin Zi may have done it, and he will be the first chef in the capital in ten years, you can wait to enjoy the blessings." ”

Yoon De-ki's parents glanced at each other, and the expressions on their faces were quite strange.

On the same day, Shufen took Yin Deji's parents back to her hometown. What exactly she said to Andy's parents in the hotel made the two old stubborn suddenly give up holding on, which is still a mystery.

The bell must be tied to the bell, Shufen is a simple and happy person, no matter what method she uses, she finally convinces Yin Deji's parents.

Later, we learned that she was married, and she lived a prosperous life with a professional fish farmer in the town.

Is this fate and curse? Every baby who walks out of the deep mountains and old forests and comes to the first-tier city to struggle, there is a "Shufen" behind him who cries silently for him.

In the days that followed, Shufen became the fuse for us to tease Yin Deji, but the tone was completely different from before, and was full of infinite pity: "Hey, Shufen, Shufen, it's a pity." ”

Yoon Deok-gi immediately jumped over and grabbed us by the neck and told us to shut up.

One Shufen was sent away, but thousands of others came in droves. Later, Yin Deji's parents came to Yin Deji every once in a while to say goodbye, and sometimes brought the girl to Beijing to do things. This old couple is endless, and the only joy of life is to find a mother-in-law for Yin Deji.

We tried everything we could to relieve him, but once it really didn't work, and if we didn't do anything with the woman, his parents would shout to go to Houhai and jump into the sea.

Yin Deji lied and whispered to the woman, I'm sick, no, that, you know. Yin Deji pointed to his little cock, the woman was so frightened that the teacup almost fell to the ground, and immediately rushed to the train station to float, and then gave the train ticket to Yin Deji's parents and asked them to reimburse the fare.

I told Yin Deji that the "forced marriage war" with your parents is a protracted battle, and you have to be mentally prepared.

Yin Deji said that the only solution is to catch up with Meimei and show my parents their daughter-in-law, who is 10,000 times stronger than He Shufen, Xuemei, and Guirong.

I said ouch, it's all called Meimei, is it so close?

This guy actually blushed.

After sending Shufen away, Yin Deji solved the problem of sexual confusion in the social sense - marriage, I was still confused and drifting in the sea of sex.

When I am with Fu Wenxin, I always think of a sentence, women are made of water.

In "The Unbearable Lightness of Life", Thomas always felt that Theresa was a child who floated down the river in a resin-coated straw basket that floated to his bed, and he picked it up.

Lao Tzu said: "Goodness is like water, and water benefits all things without dispute." "There seems to be some kind of carrying relationship between water and life. Woman, but also a natural aquatic animal.

Since Jia Baoyu's idiot man lamented that women are flesh and bones made of water, women and water are destined to have a lifetime of contact.

It's just that in my case, love for women not only has physical and spiritual needs, but also has the feminist interpretation of modernity. So, I always think cowardly. As long as I touch Fu Wenxin, it will destroy all kinds of beauty between us.

Yuan Zheng said that I "pretended", isn't there just that thing between men and women, and I pretend to be as pure as a half-fairy.

I said I just wanted to find someone to talk to at the moment.

He laughed as miserably as killing a pig: "Look at these girls in our school, their skirts are shorter than the other, and they are talking to these slut souls, aren't they pedaling a human-powered tricycle to find a feeling of pushing their backs?" ”

"You have a nasty male thief and a female prostitute in your mind, I suspect that when you see a woman's face, you will think of the appearance of her genitals, Wang Guowei's old man "Words in the World" said, 'There is my realm, I look at things, and everything is my color', you wear a pair of erotic glasses to look at others, and what you see is of course pornography."

Yuan Zheng sat on my desk, leaned over, put his feet on my chair, and said: "My little universe brother, you read books all day long, don't you think your life is complete when you write some articles that worry about the country and the people?" An American buddy once said, 'There is no second thing in the world that is more exciting and affects people's blessings and misfortunes than the question of sex; At the same time, there is no second problem, and its content is full of ignorance, silence, and fallacy, as serious as the problem of sexuality. You don't even understand the most important questions in your life, so you ask the heavens and the earth, what are you talking about? ”

I retorted: "A German buddy also said: 'Eating, drinking, sex, etc., are of course real human functions.'" But if these faculties are divorced from other human activities, and make them the last and only ultimate end, then, in this abstraction, they are animal faculties. ’”

"Is there a difference between humans and animals? If there is, it is that human beings are more cruel and black-hearted. Yuan Zheng was consciously reasonable.

"People have a sense of shame, you have a kind of running around the downstairs of the girls' dormitory, don't you want to learn animals? The wild cats and wild dogs that roam around the campus all day long are not clothed, and they can come to the wild at any time when they are in heat, and you can learn their animal nature. Since you are a human being, you have to play according to the rules of human beings. ”

Although I thought I had persuaded Yuan Zheng with strong words, I knew that what I "thought" was not the case, and Yuan Zheng pointed to my nose and said, "You are hypocritical." ”

I stretched out my middle finger to him and said, "When you meet a woman who doesn't just want to roll the sheets with her, you may understand my brother's thoughts." ”

Yuan Zheng suddenly realized: "Ouch, I know, you met, isn't it the beautiful and moving Wenxin girl?" Look at your little bit of appearance, when you look at her, you can see the problem at a glance, don't think I'm stupid, Lao Tzu has a pair of eagle eyes. ”

"Blind chirp, we don't have anything."

"Okay, that's what you said, don't blame me for not reminding you, don't wait for my brother to succeed and you say that my brother doesn't care about brotherhood."

"You try."

It's not that I haven't considered the dramatic result of Yuan Zheng chasing Wen Xin, and what kind of story will he deduce about the rich second generation chasing the gray princess. The problem is that Fu Wenxin is not a gray princess, she is also a rich second generation.

Her father and grandfather were cadres, her great-grandfather was a well-known red-roofed businessman in our area, and her grandfather is said to have been an official in a central department in Beijing, but later he was shaken in his thinking and relegated to the local government. Her family is well-known in the local area and is respected by all walks of life in the government and business. Even if you don't have a lot of money, you can at least be considered rich.

With Fu Wenxin's three views, I don't know what she will like about Yuan Zheng. But I didn't sentence Yuan Zheng to death, and I didn't completely extinguish his hopes, because materialism tells us that everything is developing and changing.

From meeting Yu Yue, a lewd thief on the basketball team in high school, to being seduced by an idiot Jie late at night, to meeting the amorous Yuan Zheng in college, I fully understand the mystery of human nature's need for the opposite sex.

Whether it is God's will or the hormones of the human body, the union of the sexes must have a meaning point from one shore to the other.

But in reality, once a woman took the initiative to throw herself into my arms, I hid far away, like a deer afraid of being injured and curled up in a quiet place and did not dare to probe. Deep down, I'm afraid I'll stain them, and I'm even more afraid of soiling my soul.

In the film "Days on the Clouds", Antonioni made up such a fairy tale, two beloved men and women, lying naked together, dry wood and fire, longing for each other, his hands flowing along her smooth body, but never touching an inch of her skin.

The so-called love is roughly this kind of thing, staying at the stage of not getting it and coveting it, don't touch it, you can only love and think about it. Once the bodily fluids are exchanged, the love is also over and dirty. I think so.

Condoms at the entrance of the school supermarket are overwhelming, the shopkeeper said that after statistics, one-third of them were bought by girls, he complained: "Damn, I don't understand the way of the world, the man has become a sissy, two days ago there was a man who twisted and pinched for a long time and didn't know what to do, not to mention what to buy, and finally asked the price in front of the condom shyly, I went, this liberal arts university is like this, no wonder the girls have to buy their own vibrators to solve the problem, if the grandsons of the Mining Institute know, they have to lead the army south to rob the women of our school." ”