I had a nightmare and broke out in a cold sweat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I dreamed that I was married.

When I got up in the morning, I told my dream to Yu Yue, who was slumped on the sofa.

He thought for a while and asked, "Have you ever seen who the new lady is in your dreams?" ”

"No, she's just...... It's just a woman, I stand with her, and then relatives and friends come one by one to send blessings, and suddenly I panicked, and I looked down, damn, I didn't have pants on. The bride said, it's okay, let's finish the wedding first. That's when I remembered, I can't get married, I don't love her, why should I marry him? I ran and ran and ran naked out of that place, fell down the stairs, and woke up. ”

"Your fear of marriage shows that you yearn for freedom and don't want to enter the siege prematurely and be bound by firewood, rice, oil and salt. If you don't wear pants, it means that you think that marriage cannot give you a sense of security. How does Yu Gong interpret dreams? ”

I threw his feet away, slumped on the sofa and said, "I am afraid of marriage because Chinese-style marriage is mixed with too many things other than love, and I am afraid of being burdened by marriage." Let's be single, how cool it is to be alone, like you, don't do anything all day long, like a male dog, walking grass everywhere. ”

"Hahaha, you've finally seen it through, it's not too late."

"I had a college roommate who was betrayed twice in a row by the same girlfriend, and I was so traumatized that I finally didn't know where to become a monk. I admire from the bottom of my heart that a person like him can completely let go, stretch out his middle finger to the red dust and world, and reach the realm of no desire and no desire. ”

"Eat vegetarian every day, can't pick up girls, what's the meaning of such a life? It's better to be dead. Food, color, sex, too. I'm curious, those people who talk about Buddhism every day with compassion, are they really not ****? ”

"One nun said that they kept unpleasant precepts, ate meatless 'grass', recited 'mantras' that no one understood, shaved their hair, but had no desire to shave. So monks and nuns have desires, but they control their desires within a reasonable range. There is such a story in the Southern Song Dynasty's "Miscellaneous Knowledge of Guixin", saying that there is a nunnery called 'Mingyin Temple' in Hangzhou, and if a monk comes to the nunnery, he will ask the young nun to sleep with him at night. In order to cope with more and more monks, a special room was set up in the nunnery, called 'Ni Station', and many nuns were arranged in the 'Ni Station' to receive these monks. The appointment of monks and nuns not to play with the laity can also be seen as a way to maintain the image of the religion itself and its internal order. ”

"Look, in the end, human nature is fucking the same, what kind of belief is the so-called, it's just to use morality to suppress desires, and there is a bird."

"This is human society, which requires not only faith, but also order."

"But, man," Yu Yue leaned over, "we're in Shanghai now, Modu, do you know?" It's not a monk's temple nunnery, it's a place where red, blue and green women roar and mingle, and you can't treat yourself too badly. We need to go back to the old debauchery life! I'm going to debauch tonight, so I'll leave you a chance to find a female companion to go home and vent my grievances these days. Try it, make an appointment with the chick who was with you that day, and make sure there is a show. ”

"No, we're colleagues, that's not good. They all say that rabbits don't eat ......"

"A rabbit that doesn't eat the grass next to the nest is not a good rabbit!"

As she was talking, the phone rang, it was Zhao Lifei.

Yu Yue snatched the phone and looked: "Is it this girl?" Speak of the devil! I'll pick it up! ”

I was half a beat slower and couldn't grab him.

This guy picked up the phone and pretended to be disgusting: "Concubine, I'm empty, lonely and cold today, come and accompany me, warm my body." ”

I kicked him and immediately snatched the phone: "I'm sorry, that was a psychotic just now." ”

Zhao Lifei on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned: "Just now? Who? Ouch, it looks like you're in a good mood today, play this kind of hardcore joke with me. Is there anything on schedule for today? I didn't arrange to come and go shopping with me. ”

Yu Yue threw me a flattering look beside me, made his face clear, and whispered: "Quickly agree!" This is the opportunity. ”

"I'm ...... today" I wanted to say that there was an arrangement today, but when I saw Yu Yue's cheap expression, I thought it would be better to just go out for a walk, "I haven't arranged it, tell me an address, I'll go over immediately." ”

"Okay, meet at the gate of the Grand Gateway Mall, see you or leave."

Hanging up the phone, Yu Yue fell on the sofa and shrugged his hips in a lewd motion: "Oh yes! At night, Xiao Yu and the concubine, Xiao Yu and the concubine, Xiao Yu and the concubine, hahahaha! ”

I told him to shut up.

The experience of accompanying women to go shopping began when I was in college, occasionally accompanying Fu Wenxin to the mall, she always asked me which one looked good when she bought clothes.

I said from the bottom of my heart that it looked good on her, and she said I was hypocritical.

Then it was to accompany Chen Fei to go shopping. She also likes to ask me which dress looks good, and in the end she must choose the one I don't like. In the end, I said that you look best without wearing anything, and she flattened it.

Later, I asked her why she was doing this, and she said that she wanted to deliberately go against me, and it was very cool.

The sunglasses worn by Zhao Lifei almost covered her small face, the low-cut knitwear obviously couldn't cover the rich charm that couldn't be dissolved, and the light cropped jeans showed the exquisite curves to the fullest.

I couldn't help but look at it twice, and she smiled proudly: "Little pervert, look at your virtue, sneaky, I want to see it but I don't dare to look at it." ”

"Without men's appreciation, what's the point of you women dressed up so flamboyantly? I don't believe in women who are pleasing to themselves. ”

"Less nonsense, help me carry my bag." She threw the satchel to me.

Zhao Lifei said that today is her birthday.

I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.

She thought for a moment and said, "Cook a meal for me in the evening, don't you praise your cooking skills all day long, tonight sister wants to see and learn." ”

"For your birthday's sake, I reluctantly agreed."

"Ouch, you are so reluctant, you don't accompany me, and the people who want to accompany me for my birthday are lined up in the East China Sea."

"Just kidding, whatever you want to eat, just order, as long as it's not dragon meat, my brother can handle it."

In the evening, at my accommodation, a bottle of red wine was opened and a candlelit dinner was set up.

Concubine Zhao Lifei was a little excited and cramped, as if a child who was at a loss for what she had received a gift beyond her imagination, and had never seen her behave so amateurishly before.

We clinked glasses.

"It's been a long time since I've eaten with a man like this," she said, "and I thought about it...... Thought of ......."

"What?"

"First love."

"That's my pleasure."

"I've always wanted to ask you one thing, that night we were by the lake in Xinjiang, I was drunk, I don't know if it was a dream, or reality, as if we had a ...... Get up close and personal. Zhao Lifei's cheeks turned red.

"I want to ...... It should be a short intimate encounter. I was also drunk at the time, and I thought it was in a dream. We'll be ...... It was an accident. ”

"Well, the accident! That's a good word. ”

That time by the lake, I remember Zhao Lifei saying "I'm not drunk, I like you".

It is said that only drunk people can say that they are not drunk, and she may have been really drunk that time.

There is also a saying that drunk people tend to tell the truth.

After dinner, Concubine Zhao Lifei strongly asked to take on the task of washing dishes, but she couldn't resist her, so she had to let her wash the dishes.

The soft and ambiguous light rippled around, looking at Zhao Lifei's graceful back, I don't know where the courage came from, to the kitchen, standing behind her, hands around her waist, face tightly pressed into her white neck, greedily smelling her fragrance.

She didn't refuse me, let my hands roam around her waist, my mouth around her neck like a little foraging beast, rummaging and sucking.

She stopped the movement of her hand in the sink. There was a soft "um" sound coming from his mouth.

I became more and more unscrupulous.

She finally raised her head, her eyes closed, and leaned hard against my shoulder, her legs twisting rhythmically, and the sound in her mouth turned into a baby's sob, a hungry baby longing to be embraced.

Her hand went around the back of my head, caressing my ears and neck, and slowly reaching out to my thighs and inner thighs......

My hands easily slipped through her armpits, clutching at the tempting pair of apples from my Garden of Eden.

Her jeans don't know when they reached her knees like a molt.

Her head twisted more than 90 degrees, and her two mouths were glued together.

I slowly descended and finally knelt under her.

She sat on the stove, her hands on the back of my head, her long hair scattered like a waterfall, and the graceful voice was the sound of a waterfall.

"Is that okay?"

She closed her eyes and didn't speak, just nodded impatiently.