I saw a young woman with an elegant temperament stretching out her green and white jade hand and pulling Yang Chong to the grove near the stop sign. Yang Chong, the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun", knew that he was likely to lose some important seeds this time, so he tried his best to resist, but he couldn't help it...... The young woman is too fragrant.

Nearly 1.7 meters tall, stepping on a pair of crystal high heels, his figure is unmatched for a while.

She dyed her hair with a pale yellow, if it was dyed on a man's head, Yang Chong would think it was-colored, but if a young woman said it would be beige.

It's beautiful!

Deep woods, with no one around.

It's just the right time to do something bad, hehehe......

Yang Cheng suddenly stepped forward to cover the young woman's eyes and said, "Come on, we two come to hide and seek!" ”

Is there a better place in the world to hide and seek than a grove?

Yang Chong was very happy, he finally had a playmate.

The young woman opened his hand and said with an unkind face: "Who wants to play hide and seek with you, my aunt and grandmother are twenty-six!" ”

Yang Chong was a little aggrieved: "Then what are you going to do?" ”

The young woman took out a business card from her chest, which still exuded the residual warmth of milk, handed it to Yang Chong and said, "You take a closer look at the content on this business card, and give me the answer after thinking about it." ”

The content on the business card is simple and brutal.

"I am twenty-six years old, and I am in the bright years of my life. I have been married to a local rich man for many years, and I have no heirs, so now I am asking for children with a lot of money, and I will be grateful after the deed! ”

Yang Chong looked at the young woman with a dull expression and asked, "What does this mean?" ”

The young woman thought he was stupid, pointed to her breasts, rubbed them twice, and then said impatiently: "Don't you understand the meaning of asking for a son with a lot of money? ”

Yang Chong's eyes rolled, and he understood in seconds!

So he immediately hugged the young woman's thigh and shouted, "Mom! ”

The young women are stupid, what are they!

She kicked Yang Chong away, but he pounced on her thigh again, and shouted: "Mom! Mommy, don't abandon me! ”

Nima, that's not what it means to ask for a son with a lot of money!

Are you a pig?

The young woman was so angry that she took off her high heels and smashed Yang Chong, Yang Chong was afraid of pain, so she turned over and avoided from afar, but the young woman did not continue to fight, and ran out of the grove with bare feet and disappeared.

Yang Chong couldn't help but complain: "The current society is too dishonest, I am the son, what about the rewards?" ”

Helpless, he had no choice but to continue his great cause of firecrackers to blow up buses.

This time it was the No. 2 bus.

The dark green wagons came from afar, and the passers-by at the bus stop were all looking forward to it, tiptoeing to watch.

The car has arrived at the station, and the voices of people are boiling.

"Rush, rush, rush, if you go up late, you won't have a seat!"

Dozens of people squeezed towards the door of the car, and the passengers on it had already been scolded back before they could get down.

Yang Chong was not to be left behind, and immediately got into the crowd and squeezed inside.

"Oops, who stepped on my foot...... Oops, who touched my chest...... Oops, who pulled my pants off...... Oh, who the hell doesn't even let go of the little twitter......"

Various screams were heard from the crowd.

Yang Chong's morale was high, and he was about to rush in, but he didn't expect that a hairy leg suddenly flew out of nowhere and kicked him down.

Then he could only watch as the two of them sped away with the bus door hanging on it.

Oh my God, it's so hard to commit a crime!

Damn, I want to blow up the bus, but I can't even squeeze the bus, is this the real life of the sling?

Forget it, keep waiting.

It was close to noon, the rain was beginning to stop, and the sun was shining.

After waiting for a while, I finally waited for the No. 3 bus.

Yang Chong was psychologically shadowed by the No. 2 bus last time, so he swept around before the bus arrived, and found that there were only two or three people waiting for the bus, and he was immediately relieved.

Mother, you can finally sin.

The car door opened, and Yang Chong boarded the car.

"Hey, you didn't give money!" The bus driver saw Yang Chong go straight inside and glared at him.

"Oh, you wait." Yang Chong returned to the place where the card was swiped, put his sleeve on the card machine and simulated the machine with a sound, "Drop, student card!" ”

"Do you think I'm Shabi?" The bus driver scolded, "Twenty-five or eighty-eight thousand yuan for Nima, give the money honestly, and if you don't give it, get out!" ”

Yang Chong had no choice but to give a steel hammer and a dollar.

Hmph, the pig-headed driver, you wait, Lao Tzu is a man who wants to blow up the bus, and he dares to ask Lao Tzu to give money?

You have sinned against me, and I have written you down.

I'll have you looking good later!

The bus started to move, because it was a little old, and it couldn't help but make a sharp and piercing sound when it was driving.

Yang Chong held back a smile excitedly, he felt that he was about to succeed. He could almost already imagine himself raising his arms and lighting all the firecrackers, and the passengers on the bus screaming and running away.

I don't believe it, the police won't come to arrest me this time?

So he stood up abruptly and shouted, "Don't move!" ”

The passengers in the car looked at him in confusion.

Yang Chong took out the hanging firecracker from his clothes, slipped it in his hand, and walked around the car to everyone, trying to let everyone see what he was holding, and smiled evilly.

"Lao Tzu is going to blow up the bus now!"

The passengers were not calm anymore, and they began to talk about each other.

A person who looked like an aunt pointed at Yang Chong and said, "Young man, it's not that I want to talk about you, talk about you, you are such an adult, don't talk about you, are you still young?" Your IQ is a bit calcium-deficient. Firecrackers can blow up a fart bus, don't be funny, be careful of polluting the air. ”

A group of passengers chimed in.

Yang Chong felt humiliated, so he shouted: "If you don't believe it, I'll blow it up for you now!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he stood on the chair extremely coquettishly, put on a heroic posture of Dong Cunrui blowing up the bunker, and began to light the fire.

Ignition......

Ignition......

…… Hey, did I forget to buy a lighter?

Yang Chong touched his pocket and smiled a little awkwardly.

Oh my god, there was no lighter.

"That, I'm sorry to ......" Yang Chong smiled at the aunt just now, "Can you work hard and borrow a fire?" ”

The aunt didn't bother to pay attention to him, so she turned her face and went to eat melon seeds.

A young man next to him seemed to be particularly interested, took out a lighter and threw it to Yang Chong, and said, "Come on, my lighter is good, it's still Zippo, famous brand!" ”

Yang Chong thanked him and began to light the fire.

He spread the firecracker on the floor, wincing as he covered one ear as he lit the firecracker's fuse.

Oops, no way, it's not his instigation, he was blown up when he was a child, and there is a psychological shadow!

The lead has already been ignited.

Everyone, including Yang Chong, was looking forward to the appearance of the crackling scene.

After all, it's too boring to ride in the car, so it seems like a good thing to set off a firecracker to play?

However, the scene they were expecting did not materialize.

As soon as the lead was ignited, it went out again.

The passengers all looked at Yang Chong with a kind of contempt, Yang Chong's old face was flushed, so he had to step forward and light the fire again, explaining: "Don't worry, everyone, everything is difficult at the beginning, this is called a good thing and a lot of grinding, just light it again this time." ”

The sparks of the lead finally began to flow smoothly to the ground.

However, after a minute, everyone was dumbfounded......