Li Fan's mood has generally calmed down at this time, at the beginning, he was so nervous that his tongue was stiff, and after a few laughs in a row, he saw the audience's enthusiastic response, which greatly strengthened his confidence. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Then, he didn't say dryly, he mobilized his facial expressions and body language, and started the next talk show.

"In the face of this hateful smog, it's useless to complain, we have to find a solution. First of all, we must find the root cause of the smog, what exactly causes the smog? Some people say that it is caused by steelmaking and ironmaking, some people say that it is caused by heating in the Northeast, the most bizarre, and some experts say that it is mainly because of cooking and stir-frying! Li Fan's eyes widened as he spoke, and he looked surprised.

The audience will smile heartily.

There is indeed an expert in this world who threw out such a magical argument not long ago, and it has been spread on the social tools of this world as early as possible.

"If that's the case, I wonder how this expert can give a governance opinion! Especially in a big city like Tianjin and Hong Kong, which is among the top ten in terms of comprehensive strength in China, will it be possible to cook according to the house number, odd and even number, and semicolon in the future? ”

"Poof—"

"Hahaha-"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Do you want to stir-fry in the future?" "Is it even possible that you can't stir-fry without a Tianjin and Hong Kong hukou?" "If it is really governed in this way, the following reports may appear in our legal program in the future, today our public security police cracked an illegal cooking gang composed of three people in Xisi Hutong, Jingang City, and the public security police seized pots and spoons and other crime tools when they arrived at the scene! ”

Li Fan paused every time he said a word, leaving the audience plenty of time to react.

At this time, the audience at the scene is going to laugh and lie down!

Li Fan continued from the previous paragraph: "And a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork that was just illegally cooked!! ”

"It's so funny!"

"No, no, no, I'm already laughing."

"Ha-ha-ha!" An audience member really couldn't stop laughing.

Backstage, Wang Shucai was already laughing out of tears, and shouted to everyone: "What am I talking about? What am I talking about? We don't take off our clothes, we're artistic! ”

Wang Yan hugged his arms with both hands, and the fat on his face trembled with laughter.

All the comedians flocked to the front of the actors' tunnel, and the live broadcast camera was already able to capture everyone.

At this time, the staff couldn't take care of them, and these two guys laughed more than anyone else!

After all, in this simulated world, the so-called comedy is still in its infancy, and it is not strictly a comedy, a bit like a drama.

There is only one type of sketch in this world, but sketches tend to be serious, of course, there are jokes, otherwise it can't be called a comedy.

But in this world, the sketch is dominated by highlighting the core values and the rigorous structure, which leads to the lack of jokes and some dryness.

Just imagine, if the screenwriter finally thought of a burden, but this burden is unreasonable or not rigorous enough, it must be cut, then the finished comedy can be imagined......

Where have you ever seen such a show with laughter throughout the whole process!

Li Fan patted his chest at this time and continued: "Everyone is responsible for controlling smog, especially our contemporary students, ah yes, you don't know yet, I am a senior student of Jingang No. 1 Middle School, a famous high school in the country. ”

"Huh-"

The crowd roared again!

"You don't need to "huh" for this, it's true, what's so good! Where did I just say? Oh yes, as our contemporary students, in the face of smog, everyone must do their part to contribute to the improvement of the environment, and the school must naturally guide it well, at this point, a top university has not only promulgated a school motto for this, but what is even more amazing is that they expected it a hundred years ago.

Everyone was curious and puzzled.

The famous school motto is, virtue carries "fog", self-improvement does not "suck"! After Li Fan finished speaking, he inhaled vigorously through his nose.

Everyone reacted instantly!

Dare you to get involved with Chenhua University!

"Wow-"

Warm applause rang out.

"To be honest, we don't have a good way to control the smog, we can't just rely on us to dry suck like this, right? But some netizens suggested, it would be great if we could gather those superheroes in American movies to help us. You're right? ”

Some of the audience nodded.

"Let's imagine something like this. As soon as Steel and Aluminum Man, Red Giant, Mantis Man, and Centipede Man got off the plane, they were dumbfounded, and they were ashamed to book tickets home. At this time, Optimus Prime also had to book tickets, and the Red Giant was curious about you and asked, "Optimus Prime, you can definitely help the people here!" You don't need to breathe! Li Fan paused and said in frustration, "Optimus Prime silently raised his head, 'I need a lottery!'" ’”

"Hahaha-"

"A lottery is needed! Kill me! ”

"I haven't heard such an interesting show in decades!"

In this world, there are also many superheroes in American movies, which are very similar to the real world, and the movie "Transformers" has not been modified by the game and has been preserved intact!

"Our people have one virtue -- they can endure. Come to think of it, our stomachs are soaked in Sudan dyes, gutter oil, etc., and a haze is not fatal, but foreigners can't stand it. I'm afraid everyone heard the news of the resignation of the ambassador of a certain country to return to China a while ago, right? ”

The audience let out a "hmm".

"According to rumors, a reporter asked: 'This is your second hometown, and you don't want to take a handful of dirt from your hometown with you?' The ambassador said with sincerity: 'Bring it, your lungs are full!' ’”

After everyone's laughter subsided, Li Fan continued:

"This matter reached the ears of our regiment commander, and it was the big bald head! He had the idea of immigration, but just in time for our "I Am a Laughing Star" competition, he had to put it aside in advance. The team is short of people, so we must first finalize handsome and talented actors, so I went to the capital to sign a contract with me. ”

"Huh-"

Li Fan smiled and continued: "At that time, he was bored in the car, and he called me every time he arrived, 'I'm in Maoshan', I said okay, and after a while, 'I'm in Sijia Town', I said okay, our good food and good food are ready, just wait for you to come, and call again after a while," Li Fan squinted his eyes at this time as if he was looking for something, "'I can't see anything in the pitch black here now?'" 'I said you get off the bus, it's time to get in the capital!' ”

"Poof—"

"Hahaha-"

"I'm laughing at me!"

"Senior black!"

"That's a lot of jokes!"

"Nima, can you give Lao Tzu a chance to breathe?"