Chapter 2: Listen to the immortals and Buddhas and listen to the ghosts and gods
"I heard it, I heard it!" Li Jiawen shouted loudly into the night sky, and then he tried to listen to what they were going to say, but suddenly he couldn't hear anything. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"It must be the plane flying away, or maybe it's magnetic field interference, I'm going to listen to what is being said downstairs?" Li Jiawen listened attentively, and then he heard again.
"What do you want to hear from Lao Tzu? I'm knocking on your door now! There's a kind of you don't run! ”
Li Jiawen was immediately dumbfounded, he heard it, but it was because the downstairs deliberately let him hear it, he hurriedly jumped down from the window, and then picked up the table and went to block the door, sure enough, he heard the sound of someone striding up the stairs, and then the sound stopped.
"Don't knock, don't knock!" Li Jiawen prayed silently in his heart.
But it backfired, and someone slammed the door hard and shouted: "Don't you want to scream in the middle of the night, don't you want to sleep, open the door, watch Lao Tzu play with you all night!" ”
Li Jiawen blocked the door with a panicked face, and didn't dare to say a word.
"Grandson Turtle, I know that you are behind the door, there is a kind of opening the door, see if Lao Tzu does not imprint my 45-yard innocent footprints on your face!"
Where does Li Jiawen dare to open the door, he is a scholar, with thin arms and thin legs, if this door is opened, it will be light to be beaten, I am afraid that the world is too chaotic, he looks clean, and he usually doesn't like to cut his hair, this looks like a girl from a distance, the big brother outside in the middle of the night is angry, if all the fire is poured on him, how can it be good!
"Now pretend to be a grandson for Lao Tzu, isn't it very happy to shout in front, and say that you heard the fairy talking, so can you hear the sound of Lao Tzu unbuttoning his trouser belt and peeing in front of your door? The sound should be turbulent and violent, I'm afraid that your broken door will not be able to stop Lao Tzu's breaking embankment! ”
Li Jiawen thought to himself that he was really angry, he could only keep silent now, if he made a noise, the big brother would inevitably continue to make trouble, this person is like this, you ignore him, he will leave after scolding and kicking a few feet.
Sure enough, after about half an hour, the big brother outside the door finally got tired, and everything stopped, but Li Jiawen didn't dare to live here anymore, who knows which day he was intercepted by the big brother, anyway, the rent is due soon, and he has no money to renew the rent, so he hurry up now.
Li Jiawen picked up a few clothes and left the rental house overnight, and after making sure that no one was following him, he stood in front of an Internet café with his suitcase.
"Oh no, I used the last fifty yuan to buy lottery tickets, and I didn't even have the money to cover the night, it's so cold in this winter, where can I spend the night." Li Jiawen looked distressed, and then he pricked up his ears and said to himself: "I now have ears to the wind, listen to the immortals and Buddhas, listen to the ghosts and gods, are you afraid that you won't be able to make money, I will listen to where someone is drunk and wants to lose his wallet to play." ”
Li Jiawen pricked up his ears and held his breath, but he didn't hear anything except the noise of the air conditioner in the Internet café.
"It must be that the reconnaissance range of my radar system is too wide and too miscellaneous to be heard, so I'll listen to who's watching the movie in the Internet café first."
Li Jiawen took a deep breath, and then hinted to himself in his heart, I heard it, I could hear it, someone just said that I will teleport over immediately if you insert an eye, and then said, it's over, the troll stabbed my ass with a big stick and interrupted my teleportation, this is sour, there is no one.
But these are Li Jiawen's own fantasies, and he didn't hear them.
"Why is it out of order, it's too close to be heard?" Li Jiawen was puzzled, and then thought, I listen to what the Holy Lancer Ranger in the White House is saying.
There was silence.
"Oh no, am I deaf!"
Li Jiawen panicked, dragged his luggage into the Internet café, and then heard the Internet café loudspeaker announce: "Congratulations to the platinum god of seat 76 for winning five kills in the ranking, please bring your membership card to the bar to receive your five kills reward, a cup of chocolate milk tea." ”
"So I'm not deaf." Li Jiawen hurriedly pulled his luggage and left the Internet café, he stood on the street, looked at a bar opposite, thought to himself that there were many people in the bar, try again, but he couldn't hear, he looked at a house with lights on, and thought that maybe the TV was on, but he still couldn't hear it!
"Why can't you hear it? Why can't I hear again! Li Jiawen stood in front of the convenience store in despair.
"It wasn't that I was deaf, it was just that I was crazy." Li Jiawen smirked.
How can there really be immortals in this world, but there are mental illnesses everywhere, not to mention hearing the immortals speak, some people also say that they have done it with Chang'e, saying that although she is the first beauty in the Three Realms, she still has a wave when she gets to bed, if it weren't for the fact that he is a pure yang body, he would almost die in Guanghan Palace.
Li Jiawen felt that he was a fool, and the three years of isolation had made him incompatible with the world, and the huge pressure had caused him to have an extremely nervous breakdown, so it was normal for him to have auditory hallucinations.
Only fools would believe that a string of numbers on the Internet could win the jackpot, and only fools would stand in a rental room and say that they heard the voice of the flight attendant on the plane.
This is clearly already a symptom of a mentally ill person!
But is it really psychopathy?
Li Jiawen tugged at his hair, he knew that if he ran to a mental hospital now, he would be 100% locked up.
"No, I can't just compromise like that." Li Jiawen's voice was hoarse: "Now the gods are my only way out, I can't give up!" ”
Li Jiawen sat on the ground, he raised his head and stared at the night sky.
I don't know how long it took, Li Jiawen's eyelids drooped.
He felt so tired, so tired.
He has always slept badly for so many years, he is afraid of receiving a phone call, he is also afraid of someone knocking on the door, and even someone downstairs is talking loudly, he thinks that someone is calling him, he owes too much money, he just wants to hide.
Hide? Where can you hide?
The world was dark and dreary, there were cries everywhere, the old people and children had no time to escape, the warrior's spears could not withstand the front, even the real dragon and the fire phoenix fell to the ground, no one could escape, and no one could hide!
The battle flag symbolizing honor was planted on the last line of defense, it was burned by the seven-colored flames, but it did not fall, nor did it turn into ashes, it stood there firmly, its banner embroidered with a coiled green dragon, in the arms of the green dragon, is a beautiful planet like a sapphire, above the planet, the word heaven is written.
Countless immortal soldiers and immortals guarded that battle flag one after another, because it was the last battle flag refined with cangwu wood and nine dead silkworms, if this battle flag was also pulled out by the enemy, then the warriors of the entire heavenly court would lose their last fighting spirit!
Hold on, hold this last battle flag!
Because behind it, is home!
The immortals and Buddhas in the sky are all struggling around this last defense point!
The golden blood sprinkled on the white jade eaves like rain, and the monster that laughed wildly opened its bloody mouth to catch the golden blood dripping from the tiles, sucking desperately, and let out an arrogant mockery: "Is this the immortal Buddha of the heavenly court, why is it so vulnerable?" What about the Emperor of Heaven, what about Rulai, what about Sanqing, and what about the Great Sage, are they all dead? ”
"Needless to say, it's definitely over, the whole world, who can compete with our immortal temple? Heavenly Court, this group of wastes, dare to dominate in this star field, out of this star field, what are they? We are the Temple of Immortality! ”
"Don't even play, let's do it quickly!"
The army of the immortal hall slowly approached, they drank the blood of the immortal Buddha, dark scales grew on their bodies, the flying sword stabbed from thousands of miles away could not cut their flesh and blood, and the roar of the Buddha gate lion that resounded in the sky was like a birdsong and insect singing in their ears, unable to stop their footsteps.
The immortals and Buddhas fell one by one, the true dragon was torn to pieces by the monsters of the Immortal Temple, and the fire phoenix was trapped in it by them with a huge net to catch the sky!
The back of the Heavenly Court Battle Banner is the South Heavenly Gate, and from the South Heavenly Gate, it is the land of Shenzhou!
"Hold on! Hold on here! You can't return it, if you do, it's really over! ”
Someone roared loudly, the battle suit on his body was torn, the fairy sword in his hand had already been curled, and his chest had cracked at some point, but his bright red heart was still beating wildly!
"This flag, this gate, is our last resting place! Because behind you is home! Even if we use corpses, we have to pile up a hope! ”
He stood in the seven-colored flames, enduring the torment and pain, and reached out to hold the flag!
"Death is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is no hope."
The corpse of the immortal Buddha kept falling, and slowly, the corpses in front of the banner were piled up into a small mountain, and the person and the flag were still standing there, but although the man's eyes were still open, his heart had stopped beating.
Even if the belief is unyielding, Heavenly Court is still defeated after all.
"Go, go and destroy their world!" The monsters of the Temple of the Immortals shouted excitedly.
But a majestic voice came: "We have discovered a new galaxy again, where the blood power of the Immortal Buddha is more pure, don't waste time in this useless place, let's go." ”
They were like locusts, and after plundering, they quickly left and went to the next plundering place.
Everything was quiet.
The flag was still standing there, but the person holding the flag slowly fell, and an inexplicable wind blew, so the man rolled down from the South Heavenly Gate to the mortal world.
Something has been rummaging for something on Li Jiawen, Li Jiawen suddenly woke up, and suddenly he was frightened, and a beggar was digging into his pocket!
"What are you doing!" Li Jiawen shouted.
When the beggar saw that Li Jiawen was awake, he snatched Li Jiawen's suitcase and ran away.
Li Jiawen hurriedly chased after him, and the beggar picked up a stone from the green belt and threw it at Li Jiawen, who was so frightened that he hurriedly ran back.
The beggar spat on the ground and swaggered away.
Being troubled by this, Li Jiawen has long forgotten the shocking scenes in his dream, and at this time, he only felt deeply humiliated!
"Even beggars dare to bully me! Why am I still alive! Why didn't I jump out of the rental house! ”
Li Jiawen slapped himself, and his face hurt hotly.
"No, I can't go on like this, I want to go home, I want to go to Longhu Mountain, I want to go to the immortals!"