Because he has written many articles about women, he is always talking about all kinds of women's wrongs, and many women who know Mr. Zhu Zhi express strong dissatisfaction. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info The night before yesterday, I was having dinner and drinking with a few friends from the Nanguo Morning Post and the district authorities, and a girl suddenly asked: Mr. Zhu Zhi, you always say that women are vulgar, but do you know how vulgar men are? Did you know that you are also vulgar? Mr. Zhu Zhi's face was hot and said: I don't know, I want to hear the details.

The little girl said: Let's start with a joke, about a boss who broke out and bought a designer suit, but he didn't have a chance to show it off to his friends. It happened to be lunch at the dinner table that day, and no matter how much he tried to dig his mind, he couldn't get the talk of things like clothes. So, he pretended to accidentally spill beer on his clothes and shouted: "Oh, I stained this suit worth tens of thousands of yuan, and I have to send it to the dry cleaners, it's really troublesome!" When they heard this, they laughed. The little girl said: In the early ten years, when a man had a BP machine, he was very angry, hanging on the waistband of his trousers all day long, lest the world not know; Later, as soon as mobile phones were introduced, the man who showed off put the mobile phone on the table, which was very remarkable; Later, it became fashionable to bring Xiaomi out to dinner; But that's quickly becoming obsolete, and by now, do you know how men show off? Everyone shook their heads in unison. The little girl said, "As soon as the men sat down and put a bunch of car keys on the table, it was very stylish." As soon as the words fell, several stinky men hurriedly smirked and took back the key next to their table.

The girl ignored everyone's blushing and continued: There is an old man who claims to be a reporter of the central media in Guizhou, driving a "Fukang" car, but he is afraid that the world will not know, and every time he sees a girl at a party, he takes the initiative to ask: "You don't have a car, do you?" If you don't have a car, I'll take you by the way! "I begged my grandfather and grandmother to pull people into the car to experience his driving skills, and when I got into the car, I commanded the new friend who took the car to introduce the functions of the car, with the face of an upstart. Of course, it's better than those stingy men, an old man on TV (how can this little girl get along with the media people?!) I bought a girlfriend of mine, bought a 20 yuan item in a cheap gift shop, labeled it for 300 yuan to send my girlfriend for her birthday, got drunk at a dinner party or left the table early without paying, "forgot" to bring a wallet on a date, took a taxi and didn't sit in the front seat, and often thought I had a plan. Even if he brought money, every penny of his money was worn on his ribs, and if he wanted to take it off and use it, he would tear off a large piece of flesh and blood. asked the woman to eat, and when it was time to pay the bill, his dodging situation made the little woman look uncomfortable, and she paid for it directly! Mr. Zhu Zhi and a few old men were red-faced, Mr. Zhu Zhi made a look, and several men hurriedly raised their wine glasses and shouted, "Let's toast!" "Come two yards!" "Eight horses! Nine is long! "Drink to win!" ……

But the girl didn't know each other, so she interrupted our guessing and continued to vent her dissatisfaction with men: Mr. Zhu You, you said that women dress vulgarly, and men don't dress vulgarly? There is an old man in the evening newspaper (and the media), with shoulder-length hair, name tags all over his body, full of jewelry, some wearing, earrings, and some hanging things on his chest. Coming on, before the people arrived, a burst of perfume smell arrived first, often smoked so that people turned their backs. TV newspaper (oh my God, or the media) An old man, 35 years old, unmarried, wears a pair of big shorts and a T-shirt every day, walks around the unit, the dirt on the collar, if you take it to wash, the laundry water is so black that you can write, if you pick it up for the farmer's uncle to fertilize, it is comparable to compound fertilizer. Once I went swimming with him, I found that his underwear had two big holes, and the contents were about to come out, which even I felt embarrassed. The socks on his feet, with their foul smell, like tempeh and salted fish, could be taken away by the police uncle, and used as tear gas at critical moments or to disperse crowds of illegal assemblies and marches. He used to be a guest at my house, but only once, he was already at the top of my blacklist of "most undesirable guest" and "person who refused entry".

The girl continued: Women wear less, Mr. Zhu You, you have so many opinions, men dress strangely, why don't you say? Some young men who are full of vigor and vigor, like the sun at eight or nine o'clock, prefer to dress themselves as if they are engaged in insurance and pyramid schemes, with double-breasted suits and dazzling ties, spotless leather shoes, meticulously combed hair, and their faces full of ambition and desire. Or, even though you are the age of your Mr. Zhu Zhi, you still have to pretend to be young, wearing a vest, showing your flabby muscles, wearing a baseball cap, covering the cheeks of that old dragon clock, telling some seemingly naughty jokes, wearing a strangely shaped cartoon watch, and taking pleasure in deceiving ignorant girls all day long. I met your boss the day before yesterday (little girl, the media has a grudge against you?!). Standing at the door of Nanning International Hotel, holding a briefcase, facing the street, with dull eyes, holding a toothpick, stoically picking his teeth, and the strange appearance of his teeth and cracked mouth is extremely terrifying, he is not vulgar?

Mr. Zhu couldn't sit still, and sandwiched a chicken leg between the little girl, hoping to plug her big mouth. The girl didn't appreciate it, toasted Mr. Zhu Zhi with a glass of beer, stared at Mr. Zhu Zhi, and said with a serious face: Mr. Zhu Zhi, aren't you vulgar? You donkey head, horse face, big black teeth, chicken breasts, bowed back, looped legs, wear a set of old clothes all year round and affect the image of your unit, and a pair of broken leather shoes is simply a smear to socialism! Right? Mr. Zhu was ashamed, lowered his head, took a few bites of food, and said that there was something wrong with the unit, so he left first and took the door. When I got out of the door, I suddenly remembered what the girl said just now, ran back again, and said to everyone: I'll go first, not to avoid paying, count my number tonight, I'll go and talk to the boss, I'll pay, don't fight with me! Then he flew away.

To tell the truth, Mr. Zhu Zhi had just received more than 500 manuscript fees, and he wanted to show off to a woman and invite her to dinner. At this time, I suddenly realized: why should I help someone else to support a wife? So, I turned off my phone and went home. When I passed by the vegetable market, I thoughtfully bought a bouquet of cauliflower for my wife. Yes, the ancients said that if you want to have peace in January; Uproot; If you want to be restless for a year; Raising a house (building a house); If you want to have a restless life; Find a lover. Nobuo!

However, there are very few men as good as Mr. Zhu in Yongcheng.