Those who are familiar with Mr. Zhu Zhi know that Mr. Zhu Zhi is poor, lives in a small place, and is impermeable, but Mr. Zhu Zhi is cheap, but there is no air conditioning at home (not to mention air conditioning, it is the electric fan produced in the Guangxu period, as soon as it starts, it is also booming, just like a bomber on TV, and even the residents upstairs and downstairs always think that Mr. Zhu Zhi likes to watch war movies), so in summer, the heat is unbearable, sweating, and not embarrassed. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info is fortunate to have a TV set and these tragically cut programs, so that I can easily get through the long summer days that are scorching hot.

Whenever Mr. Zhu feels the heat is unbearable, as long as he turns on the TV, there will be a feeling of cool breeze (or even a gust of cloudy wind) after a while. Especially in some variety shows, there, a group of "famous" characters, sitting there like dogs, answering questions raised by the host that only Hong Kong Castle Peak Hospital will bring back. And those hosts are making a show there, and they are doing their best to be funny...... When Mr. Zhu saw such a show, goosebumps sprung up all over his body like mushrooms after a rain, and then, the cool breeze was slow, so pleasant. There are also TV series, which are made up and imaginative, and the characters on TV are all non-cannibalistic. One day, I saw a TV series, there were actually a few people competing to play the piano against a cow, to see who was capable, and finally someone was more skilled, which made a cow cry! A friend recommended to me the two most popular light comedies nowadays, one is "The Story of ***", and the other is "**Legend", Mr. Zhu Zhi came to see it with 120,000 expectations. Oh, my God! In "The Story of ***", where are those people who are soldiers of the People's Liberation Army, all of them treat meat and hemp as fun, and they are purely a bunch of neurotics. In "** Legend", a man in ancient costume, humming the modern song "Follow the Feeling", makes up nonsense and turns into humor and wisdom. Traveling from ancient times to modern times, the screenwriter is very capable! It's really unbearable to watch, and after watching it, the cold sweat is flowing and the cool breeze is blowing...... Then there are the overwhelming, indistinguishable advertisements (I will write an article about advertising later, so I won't talk about it here), which is even more chilling and cold sweat. However, this is still very good for me, in the hot summer of 2007, Mr. Zhu relied on it to cool down.

There is an article that ridicules those vulgar TV shows, which is not long, and here I copied it down and did some technical processing, so as not to let someone sit in the right seat:

A police station caught an important suspect in the murder of ****. The director of the bureau attached great importance to it and asked the chief of the torture section to organize people to conduct interrogations by all means. At the beginning, the suspect did not enter the water, and was severely tortured by the section chief to extract a confession, and he did not say a word; The police flower in charge of recording used a beauty meter, and he just said: I'll wait for my lawyer. After half a day, all the tricks that should be used were used, but nothing was found. In desperation, he reported to the director, and the director pondered for a long time and said: "Section chief, you forced him to watch this year's Spring Festival Gala!" ”

After a while, the director asked the section chief, "Has he recruited him?" ”

The section chief said: "No, he has a hard mouth!"

The director said: "Then you ask him to watch "Autumn Cool Pig Bajie", it's really not good, just watch 'Very Five Plus Two'!" ”

After a while, the director asked, "He's finally recruited, right?" ”

The section chief cried and said: "If he doesn't move, he just hit the wall with his head desperately in pain." ”

The director thought about it for a while and said, "Then you show him a guest interview program!" ”

The section chief said: "No, I even forced him to see such a thing as the 'Happy Barracks', and he didn't recruit it!" ”

The director was annoyed: "Then did you show him the 'live news'?" ”

The section chief said: "Boss, I also showed him, he vomited three times, fainted three times, and still survived." ”

The director was furious: "No?!" Then let him watch a talent show! ”

The section chief was shocked and said, "Boss, this, this is too ruthless, right?" ”

The director said: "There is no way, the tough guy has to take strong medicine." ”

After a while, the director asked again: "How is it, have you been recruited?" ”

The section chief was sweating profusely and said, "He is incontinent, and he is stunned!" ”

The director couldn't bear it and said: "Then don't blame me for being rude, forcing him to watch the advertisements of the sixth calcium supplement factory, bird brand laundry detergent, washing more spirit, and clean brand sanitary napkins thirty times!" ”

The section chief said: "Boss, there will be a death, do you want to change it to another way?" ”

The director gritted his teeth: "There is really no other way." ”

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, I suddenly heard the section chief shouting: "Boss, it's not good, it's not good, it's wrong!" ”

The director was shocked: "What's wrong?" ”

Lao Song said: "I only watched the advertisement of the Sixth Calcium Supplement Factory six times, and he shouted 'Shi can not be killed', and he bit his tongue and committed suicide!" ”

Bozeman, an American cultural communicator, wrote an essay called "Entertainment to Death" (the full title of the book is translated). He pointed out that television turns everything into entertainment. News is entertainment. Today we are able to know more quickly through television what is happening around the world, yet the vast majority of it has nothing to do with our lives. Politics is entertainment. Politicians flocked to television, and make-up and acting skills replaced wits as hallmarks of political talent. Religion is entertainment. Priests and archbishops all tried to please the public with television performances, and the Bible was adapted into a film series. Education is entertainment. The largest education industry in the United States is in front of the television set, which has gained the power to control education and has taken on the mission of instructing people what kind of books to read and what kind of people to be. And through the TV series. History exists only as a joke, that is, as entertainment, and there can be no more complete way to eradicate history than this. And as long as it is entertainment, it will inevitably go to vulgarity and kitsch, and this is the price. Indeed, we are going to entertain ourselves to death.

Well, after reading this article, it's time for the prize quiz again (let's also learn TV): Do you know why Mr. Zhu Zhi has a feeling of wind when watching TV?

A: He was fascinated by watching TV and had a sense of forgetfulness;

b: He is sick;

C: Vulgar TV shows make him feel cold;

D: He uses an eco-friendly TV, high-tech products, and air conditioning.

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