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This problem has plagued several students who love sports and bodybuilding for a single class time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Until the bell of physical education class rang and Yao Yu walked in, a bunch of people's eyes focused on him, especially on his stomach.

"Brother Banner's belly doesn't look very big!"

"Could it be that he is holding his breath and holding back?"

As Yao Yu walked, the eyes of dozens of students in a class stared at his abdomen intently.

The gaze of dozens of people still has a certain amount of energy, and the eyes of all the students are swirling in the middle of their bodies.

At first, he thought that when he had just gone to the toilet, he forgot to close the crotch of his pants.

"Miserable! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, what you wear today Monday should be red! So eye-catching! ”

Yao Yu thought secretly in his heart.

At the dragon gate, a zipper was closed, and the eyes of Wanyan were open, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief in my heart.

Yao Yu then turned his head, looked his whole body up and down, and found that there was no problem, then he looked at the group of students below who seemed to be curious babies, and slowly said, "What's wrong?" You are! Is it because I'm so handsome? ”。

"Hahahaha!"

Yao Yu's shameless, undisciplined, bottomless opening remarks directly made several students who had been holding their breath for a long time laugh.

"Haha! Just laugh! What kind of eyes did you have just now! Is it to look at the eyes of precious animals? ”。

Yao Yu continued to praise himself: "I know that I am honest, have a good figure, and strong muscles, otherwise I would not have become a star, and today I would not have the opportunity to take the undergraduate certificate of the physical education department of the ordinary second college to be our teacher." ”

"But you dozens of people are all the same kind of eager, eager eyes, which really flatters me a little! The kind of horror that frightened! ”

His gag opening remarks instantly narrowed the distance between him and all the students, like Yao Yu, who can joke and blacken himself, is generally a normal student who will buy it.

"Teacher Yao, you are so thick-skinned! Is it possible to exercise the skin specifically for fitness? ”

Zhang Yi asked.

"Haha! This guy, you asked so well, exercise your face, that's my unique secret, I don't tell him most people! Even if it's my private teacher, I won't be able to teach if I don't buy a private lesson for 18,000 first! ”

Yao Yu smiled, sat directly on the podium, and said to the dozens of students below: "But is it possible that I am in a good mood today, and it is the first time I have met with the big guys, so I will tell you this secret book as a meeting gift!" ”

"Remember! Can't say it to the outside world! Otherwise, I'll lose a fortune!"

He also pretended to have a distressed and worried expression, which could be admonished.

None of the students below thought that Yao Yu would be so stubborn, and they couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

But in just a few minutes, Yao Yu has used his personal opening remarks and language style to quickly close the distance between him and every student.

Dressed in Nike, the domineering rich second-generation Fuchang who stepped on the charity Qiao Si quickly came to his senses, and he smiled and said, "Okay! Brother Banner, then you can say it! We can also learn well, how to exercise the cheeks? ”

"This is a face-wrenching exercise! In fact, it is difficult to say, and it is easy to say that it is simple! ”

"The important thing is to accumulate over time, persevere, rain or shine, and keep beating to death!"

Yao Yu casually copied what he often said to Huang Jinwei's fat men as they were.

"Remember, it's important to do a good job of basic skills, and the way I can exercise my face is to ......"

When he said this, he paused deliberately, turned his head to look around at everyone, and found that the attention of all the students present was attracted by himself, Yao Yu whispered: "Since the first grade of primary school, I have often gone to the teacher's office. ”

"Office?"

The students were stunned for a moment.

"Speak in class! Naughty and mischievous! Since I was a child, my cheeks have been moistened by the hard work of the teachers' saliva and thrived. ”

"Hahaha!"

Yao Yu looked at a group of students who were already a little unable to react, laughed and said, "What are you doing!" It's all the truth, and it's my experience for many years! ”

"Hahahaha, Brother Banner, you're so interesting, I've convinced you."

Sitting on the exclusive seat at the back of the classroom, with a beard on his face, Yao Yu looked at Ruan Yichao, who had a feeling of impulse to shout big brother, and said loudly.

"Hey, hey! I'm so honest! ”

Yao Yu continued his own mantra.

"That's right! What were you just looking at? ”

He thought of the somewhat strange gazes of everyone at the beginning: "I can see that my liver is fluttering and jumping all the time!" ”

As soon as Yao Yu's words came out, everyone remembered the previous topic of bodybuilding men with big bellies, and immediately started to discuss.

"I see that Brother Qi has been in for so long, and he has said a lot of things, so he shouldn't be holding his breath!"

"Yes! And he is now sitting on the podium, and this posture is the easiest to show a big belly, and it looks very flat, so he shouldn't have a big belly! ”

"What do you mean by big belly? Why can't I understand it? ”

Yao Yu listened to the students' discussions, and couldn't help but wonder a little, he asked.

"Brother Banner, I went to the scene to watch a top foreign bodybuilding competition before, and found that those muscular hunk men have big muscles all over their bodies, but the biggest is indeed their stomachs!"

Fuchang said: "The belly is like a pregnant woman who is pregnant with multiple births, and the beer belly of ordinary people can't catch up with the bodybuilders." We wondered, why do toned hunks have such huge bellies? Aren't they supposed to have flat bellies, sturdy vest mermaid lines? ”。

"I thought you would have a big belly? As a result, I watched it for a long time, but I didn't see it, what is going on? ”

"Hahahaha!"

"What do I say? No wonder! ”

"You all stared at my stomach at first!"

"Okay, teacher, preach and teach and solve doubts! In today's first physical education class, let's learn some theoretical knowledge about fitness! ”

Yao Yu said with a smile: "It's just this problem, I have done special research before, and today I will tell you what is going on with the big belly of a bodybuilder and macho." ”

"To put it simply, it's because of drugs!"

"Drugs!"

"Could it be the mother and son river in Journey to the West?"

A student with a big head replied in seconds.

"Hehe, mother and son river water, it's really possible, but now the medicine that bodybuilders and hunks take has a professional term called hgh, and the Chinese name is growth hormone!"

"When used in small amounts, this HGH can beautify and regenerate the skin, just like the previous immortal fruit. However, if used in large quantities, it will promote the decomposition and proliferation of muscle cells throughout the body, thereby increasing muscle volume and strength. ”

"HGH is not only growing muscle cells, but also visceral cells and so on, so"

"Those muscular hunks take a large dose of HGH, the muscles are bigger, but the visceral cells are also bigger, so you can see that when they haven't come on stage, they all have a huge round belly."

"That belly is not fat, it's full of internal organs!"

After Yao Yu finished speaking, the students at the scene all showed a sudden realization.

"Drugs, it's terrible, it's ugly."

Zhang Yi said with a look of disgust: "Then like Brother Qi, why is your belly not big, don't you take drugs?" ”。

"Haha! My figure is still far from those top bodybuilders, and when I am about the same height, people are more than 300 pounds at every turn, and I am less than 200 now! ”

"So! If you want to practice like me, you just need to exercise consistently and well, and you don't need to take drugs. ”

Yao Yu explained proudly, and by the way, he showed his huge chest that was far more than the D cup: "The benefits of muscles will only be known when you have them!" ”

"Then how do you practice to become like you?"

Yao Yu's live version of the muscle display successfully attracted the students' desire for a good body and muscles.

"Huh!"

"It's simple, as long as you give a 2,000-ton barbell first, it's the first glimpse of the door."

Yao Yu threw out another concept to attract students' attention (to be continued. )