In a classroom at Celebrity Middle School, students are talking.

"Have you heard?"

A good-looking boy with naturally curly hair and glasses said to the crowd of students gathered around him, "This time, the new physical education teacher is a star, and it is said that the principal paid a lot of money to invite him." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Wow! What a star! ”

"Is it a sports star?"

"Basketball star?"

"Soccer stars?"

"Sports stars?"

The curiosity of the surrounding students was aroused by the curly-haired students.

He looked at the urgency in the eyes of the classmates around him, with a smug look on his face, and kept shaking his head: "It's not, you can continue to guess!" ”

"Hurry up! Don't sell it anymore. ”

Driven by curiosity, students keep coming together.

The curly-haired student is getting more and more proud.

"Could it be that it is an entertainment star? Or a woman? ”

A student added with a big brain, as soon as these words came out, they instantly attracted the attention of a bunch of people around them.

"Neither!"

The curly-haired student said smugly.

"Hey, hey! Zhang Yi, your message is outdated, I not only know which celebrity is coming, but I also know when he is coming and which grade of physical education class he is going to teach! ”

At this time, another thin student dressed in Nike and stepping on the soles of his feet was extremely domineering and eye-catchingAirjordan4 Charity Superman came over and said loudly.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately attracted the attention of the group of students who were originally surrounding Zhang Yi.

"What kind of star is this PE teacher! Fuchang, hurry up! ”

"This guy can be considered a sports star because he once set a new Guinness World Record in a certain event."

Fuchang, who was wearing Nike, looked at the people who were originally beside Zhang Yi and were attracted by his words, and he looked at Zhang Yi very proudly as if he was demonstrating.

"What do you mean? All have already set a new Guinness World Record, and that must be the world champion of iron and iron. ”

One student asked preemptively.

"Because this star's sport is relatively special, it is not a competitive sport, he only participated in the Guinness Challenge that time, and after winning glory for the country, there is no other performance in sports."

"It's the few entertainment programs he participated in later, and the ratings are not good!" After Fuchang glanced at the people around him, he said slowly: "So it can only be said that it is." ”

"Ahh I know who you're talking about,"

A responsive student was the first to speak: "If you want to be our physical education teacher, you must live in Zhangzhou City for a long time, there are only a few famous stars in Zhangzhou City, plus the stars you said who have won the Guinness World Record and won glory for the country, then there is only Brother Qi!" ”

"Isn't it?"

"That's right! Smart, this time the new physical education teacher in our class is Brother Banner! ”

Fuchang is definitely here.

"What did you just say? Our class? ”

"There are still physical education teachers who dare to teach in our class?"

At this time, a burly man, although he was only a middle school student, did have a long beard, and looked very old, like a student who could directly pretend to be a teacher, walked in from the door and asked.

"Brother Qi is a popular star at the moment, Ruan Yichao, don't mess around!"

Hearing the ill-intentioned sneer on this beard, Fuchang said a little nervously.

"Hey, hey! I don't care if he's a star or not, if he wants to be my PE teacher, then he has to let me see if it's qualified! ”

After saying that, he walked towards the throne of the sole hegemon at the end of the class.

……

In the office of the director of the teaching office, the director of teaching, who maintained a Mediterranean hairstyle, a huge beer belly, and a smooth and oily face, was sitting on the wide back chair, comforting the young man in front of him with a sad face and a face that looked a little similar to him.

"Yongjia! You are still young, and there are many opportunities, but this time I originally planned to take advantage of the opportunity of this school's enrollment expansion to operate you into the position of physical education teacher. ”

"I didn't expect the principal to dig up the somewhat famous Yao Yu directly from the outside and directly hire him as a formal physical education teacher."

After the director of the Mediterranean said a few words in a little anxious, he felt a lack of breath and couldn't breathe, he picked up the purple sand teapot in front of him, and after sucking a button of tea, he said slowly: "But this celebrity middle school belongs to the board of directors, not the principal He said it alone, even if this flag brother Yao Yu is a little famous, but he is just a graduate of the physical education department of an ordinary university, and he can become a star when he becomes popular, and he is lucky." ”

"But if you want to be a good physical education teacher, it's not so simple, especially the parents behind the students in our celebrity middle school, in the entire Zhangzhou City, they are either rich or expensive."

"These students have been spoiled and lawless since they were young, Yao Yu, a physical education teacher, is estimated to be unable to teach in two days by the students to rebel, and when the time comes, you will be in danger and ordered to do it, I see what the principal can do!"

"Uncle! How long will I have to wait? ”

In front of the Mediterranean, the little white face with moxican hair, men's perfume, and leather shoes in a suit asked a little anxiously.

"Don't worry, don't worry!"

"How many times have I told you, every time there is a big event, there is calm!"

"You can do your job with peace of mind now, just sit back and wait for the opportunity, it won't be too long, a week at most."

"Hey, hey! I deliberately put the new PE teacher in the position where he was most needed. ”

Director Mediterranean said with a wicked smile on his face.

……

In the class of Class 8 of the third grade, several students are talking about the new physical education teacher.

"Hey, you said that Brother Banner came to be our physical education teacher, what would he teach us?"

"It's not going to teach us to practice fitness and bodybuilding!"

"Don't work out, I went to a foreign bodybuilding competition last time, and it really scared me out when I saw those bodybuilders when they weren't on stage!"

Zhang Yi said with a frightened look: "The body shape of those bodybuilders and hunks, there is definitely a place that you can't imagine beating, and you can't even imagine beating to death!" ”

"What is it? How big is it? ”

"Is it there?"

The students' associative power is always endless, and the brain hole is especially large, and someone adds a lot of answers in an instant.

"You are all wrong, those bodybuilders who didn't go on stage have very huge bellies, much bigger than ordinary people's beer bellies, pregnant women's bellies are much bigger, belly buttons are bulging, it's terrible to watch, it's disgusting!"

"Don't they all have vest lines and mermaid lines?"

"Why do you have such a big belly?"

"Hell, today's physical education class is the next two periods, and when the time comes, I see Brother Banner, and you ask him directly (to be continued.) )