This scene is too testing people's psychological endurance, Zhang Xiaoqiang stayed where he was with a knife, and he didn't know what to do for a long time.

may also feel that something is not quite right behind him, the old pig grinds and chirps and twists his head, and then he is also startled!

"Xiaoqiang!"

His eyes fell on the cold light "Dragon Slaying Knife" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's hand, the old pig couldn't help but tremble, and then his mouth full of yellow twitched twice, and said tremblingly: "Alas, I didn't eat enough at night, and I didn't call you when I saw the fragrance of your sleep, I looked for it myself, this gruel is okay, but the taste is lighter, if only I could have some meat...... Uh, you're hungry looking for something to eat too? Or...... Let's all together? ”

As he spoke, the old pig was very generous and stirred a lump of rice from the toilet and came out.

Looking at the yellow object handed over by the pig's trotters, Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed and spat shamefully.

This is a rather embarrassing scene, according to the traditional Chinese virtues, Zhang Xiaoqiang should not refuse the kindness of others.

can be Zhang Xiaoqiang's original heart...... His right hand was trembling, his eyebrows were jumping, and he had already wanted to copy the "dragon slayer" and slash "***" several times.

But to be honest, this really can't blame Zhang Xiaoqiang for being at a loss, after all, it is the first time he has encountered this situation.

Although I also read "100,000 Whys" when I was a child, none of them taught people how to deal with other people's.

The most important thing is that Zhang Xiaoqiang is thinking about whether to explain the truth to the old pig, he is worried that the old pig will be mad when he knows the real situation!

After all, no matter what species the old pig is now, he used to be Marshal Tianpeng, if the old pig is a beast, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels that he will not be able to control the field with the Hanyang-made "dragon slayer" knife in his own hand.

After hesitating, the old pig put his hoof in his mouth and took a sip: "What, aren't you hungry?" ”

"Uh...... Brother Pig, let's stop eating that, I'll cook instant noodles for you. Considering the safety of his own life, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided not to tell the truth for the time being.

"Don't bother, it's hard for you to pick me up in the afternoon, go to bed early. There's still a big pot here, it's enough, it's more hungry than the instant noodle tube, by the way, what's ......" The old pig smacked his mouth a little shyly: "If you don't eat it, I'll wipe it all out for you." ”

Speechless!

When he returned to the bedroom from the toilet, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart rose and fell, and he never fell asleep that night.

The following questions are on my mind:

One, how did the old pig eat the lack of meat in Yonedako.

Second, how to explain this matter to the old pig?

Three, is this Yoneda really so delicious?

Seriously, it is thanks to the old pig that dominates the pit, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang will have to run to the sticky point to try saltiness.

There was nothing to say all night, and in the blink of an eye, it was dawn again.

Dragging his tired body, Zhang Xiaoqiang trembled and got up from the bed and touched the toilet to take a look.

Good guys, the toilet that has been blocked for three days is as clean as new at the moment.

Zhang Xiaoqiang swore that he had never seen such a clean toilet since he was born.

But this also brought deep trouble to Zhang Xiaoqiang, looking at the carefully cleaned "rice bowl" of the old pig, he really couldn't bear to solve personal problems here.

The main thing is that he is afraid that the old pig will come to eat again, and his little heart can no longer bear the blow of that murderous picture.

After weighing it, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to two miles away, spent 2 cents on the ocean, and solved his personal problems in the public toilet.

When he came back, the old pig had woken up.

Zhang Xiaoqiang pondered it again and again, and finally tentatively explained to Lao Zhu that going to the toilet is not a job.

I thought that the old pig would be furious, but I didn't expect people to be quite open-minded: "I'll just say how can you eat in such a big pot with your small body, dare to love." But seriously, it tastes better than instant noodles."

Dispelling the idea of trying it, Zhang Xiaoqiang patted the old pig on the shoulder: "Okay, Brother Pig, don't worry, we won't eat instant noodles in the future!" ”

Being able to solve this matter so smoothly was somewhat unexpected by Zhang Xiaoqiang.

However, through this incident, it also reminded Zhang Xiaoqiang that it is urgent to popularize the common sense of modern social life for Lao Zhu.

So, in the next 2 hours, Zhang Xiaoqiang systematically and comprehensively explained the use of various electrical facilities and related life precautions to Lao Zhu one by one.

Don't say it, Lao Zhu is worthy of being born as an intellectual, and his ability to accept new things is extraordinary.

In addition to hearing that the computer is to be operated with a mouse, he shoots the mouse to death like a mouse; Turn on the TV and shout that the monster kicked and smashed the display screen with a hoof, and the others basically accepted the things of this world calmly.

It's just a pity that Zhang Xiaoqiang's 300 high-definition spherical black and white color TV was bought from the thrift market...... Alas, I will never be able to watch news broadcasts with beer again.

Carrying the disemboweled Shuangfeiyan mouse, Zhang Xiaoqiang clicked on the browser, intending to search for some more teaching materials for Lao Zhu to learn.

"How to educate school-age children under the age of three."

"What should new parents do?"

"Postpartum ...... for sows" Uh, this one doesn't work.

One by one, Zhang Xiaoqiang tried to find a reading suitable for the old pig in the search box.

During this period, the old pig was very quiet, which fully embodied the su zhì that a high-level intellectual should have.

In the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang still finalized the "100,000 Whys" as an enlightenment textbook for Lao Pig to understand the world.

"Brother Pig! I've selected some information for you, so I'll take a look at it if you're fine. This mouse is a little bit of a bad contact now, and if it doesn't respond, you can snort it on the table. Now, that's it. ”

gave a demonstration to the old pig, and after the old pig nodded and understood, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up his seat.

"Brother Pig! You study here first, I'll go back to the house to catch up on sleep, I didn't sleep well last night. ”

"It's done, you go and rest, don't worry about me!"

After thinking about it carefully, there was nothing to explain, Zhang Xiaoqiang just returned to the back room, and it didn't take long to hear the "crackling" sound of "bamboo board percussion" outside.

"Old man, are you there?"

"Hehe, what's the matter?"

"If you don't explain to me, how can this old pig run to the human world?"

"It's nothing, it's just to come and experience life on earth."

"Why did you get attached to the pig?"

"This ...... It came suddenly, and it was not possible to find a suitable human corpse that could be used for a long time, so the whole pig body could only be temporarily replaced. ”

"I'll go! It's fine, too! How long are you going to keep the old pig with me? ”

"Well...... Heavenly secrets must not be revealed. ”

"Damn! You old boy gave my brother this set again. Okay, don't talk nonsense, what, we talked about it before, I'll bring you people, you help me get Su Lengche, now you can talk about your plan. ”

After a moment of waiting, the old man stroked his beard, and then said quite a god: "My plan is to ...... You go to the old pig for consultation, talk about pickling girls, people are professional. ”