"Shut up!!" Almost in unison, the old pig and the great sage turned their heads together and scolded angrily. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Xiaoqiang was instantly dumbfounded.

Good guys, looking at the two of them in a hurry, they have undoubtedly reached the critical point of volcanic eruption.

That posture is about to start the rhythm.

Master Xuanzang, this situation ...... "Concentration Mantra" I don't have capital, then you should think of other ways, otherwise these two guys will fight, I'm afraid that my house won't be able to resist. Or...... You possess me and come forward to persuade me?

Zhang Xiaoqiang is out of line, the only thing he can rely on now is Tang Seng.

Master Xuanzang: Hehe.

(I grass!) ）

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, can we not "hehe"? Do you have any ideas?

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha.

(Grandpa!) You're my grandfather! ）

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master!!

Master Xuanzang: Good ......

Zhang Xiaoqiang: I can see it, master, you have a heart!! Want to see me laugh, don't you? Yes! You're all like this, I'm out of it. This bird house is rented by Lao Tzu anyway, and if it is destroyed, it will be destroyed, but if there is something wrong with them, I will see how you will explain it when you go back as a master.

was also forced by the reality of the situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his heart sideways, and simply broke the jar, anyway, the situation in front of him was not something that he could control as a mortal.

Master Xuanzang: Don't be angry, don't be angry, Poor Dao apologizes to you here, just those mantras ordinary monks are used to saying on weekdays, so ...... Alas, it won't be changed for a while.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: The eyebrows are burned, master, I don't want to be anxious with you, don't say anything, do you see if you should attach it to me quickly!?

Who doesn't have a habit, it's normal for the monks to have a whole "Zhihu also" in their mouths, and these Zhang Xiaoqiang can also understand.

The key issue is to calm down the tense atmosphere of the great sage and the old pig.

This time, Xuanzang's response was simple: it is not difficult to attach to Xiaoqiang's donor to settle the matter.

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was overjoyed, as if a dawn of redemption had risen in hell.

It's just that Xuanzang's next words immediately slapped Zhang Xiaoqiang back to his original place: However, the poor monk used to eat fasting and chanting Buddha, and there was no expense.

Fog grass! What a twist! You just say you don't have any money in your pocket!?

Standing in place like a fool, can you feel Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood at the moment?

The ups and downs of the mood are as if you want your good buddy to tell you that I will take you to the most luxurious hotel in the city tonight for big health care.

After the girl was found, the pants were taken off, and at the critical moment when he was about to start the war, he touched his pocket and suddenly gave you a sentence: Brother, my wife hasn't sent my pocket money this month.

I believe that you must have been very "red chicken" all over your body at that time.

That's right, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels this way now.

Your sister's! Brother Dare to abolish that half a day of spitting Xingzi is completely playing the piano to the cow!

You don't have any money and just say that you will ""? Do you have to get a kick from Lingmen to reveal the "mystery"? Why should you play the lotto?

What to do? Now Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously has no other way to think of.

In desperation, he made a quick decision.

"Master, money is not a problem, I'll help you pay for it!"

It's a shame to think about! Brother eats and drinks well to support these soul world ancestors, and risks death every day to do live broadcasts for them.

I don't see any fucking benefits here, but now it's good, and I have to pay to solve internal things for them.

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, good, good, Xiaoqiang donor is really a kind and benevolent person. It's just that you call the poor monk how embarrassed to accept this money.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: It's time for the masters, let's stop those vain heads, this money is the right for me Xiaoqiang to contribute to building a harmonious society and maintaining world peace, is it done?

Master Xuanzang: Uh...... Poor monks have always regarded money as dung, and I am afraid that in the future, I may not have the money to repay the small benefactor to you.

Uncle's! This is why Tang Seng did not cross over.

Otherwise, with Zhang Xiaoqiang's current state, he will definitely immediately go to Y to set the "eighth set of broadcast gymnastics".

Guru! You don't have to pay back this money! I volunteered for this money! Please, can we get down to business?

Gritting his teeth and dripping blood, Zhang Xiaoqiang finished his words with tears in his eyes.

This time, Tang Seng was concise and to the point, and replied quite quickly: No problem, proper!!

I'm a mother, I've finally waited for this sentence.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang can be regarded as comprehending the great wisdom of Master Xuanzang.

How else to say that people are masters, Xuanzang seems to be living in vain.

Actually, no, people are actually preaching.

No, after listening to Xuanzang's last sentence of "no problem", what Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to say most now is:

Amitabha!!

"Old man, is it okay for me to give Master Xuanzang a reward?"

As we all know, water friends possess the anchor's body, which is exchanged for rewards.

Now the problem, Tang Seng is poor and white, and he has no money in his pocket.

In order to calm the conflict between the old pig and the great sage and maintain the peace of the earth, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only adopt the "curve to save the country" method, which was funded by him for Tang Seng to gain control of his own body.

The old man had been listening to the situation, so he understood what Zhang Xiaoqiang meant, and immediately gave a positive answer without saying a word: "Of course you can." ”

"That's done, you hurry up and charge Master Xuanzang with some money, so that he can reward him to get the right to manage." Zhang Xiaoqiang urged.

"I'm afraid it's a bit difficult." The old man's sudden burst out of the words called Zhang Xiaoqiang was very angry.

"What's the difficulty, just a charge? Don't make any more trouble, old fellow! The old man tossed Zhang Xiaoqiang a lot in the past, so at this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang instinctively felt that the other party was teasing him again.

The old man sighed innocently: "Xiaoqiang, when did the old man cause trouble for you?" Besides, the situation is ...... Will the old man mess up things with you? ”

is also said, the old man is an agent, and if my brother makes an accident here, he has no good fruit to eat.

"So what's going on, what's wrong with charging money?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said impatiently.

"It's not troublesome to charge money, but you have to know that this live broadcast platform has platform regulations, in order to prevent the anchor from brushing fans by himself, the platform specifically stipulates that the anchor recharge reward should be discounted proportionally. Converted, for 0.1 Yang Shou Coins, you have to recharge 1 million Life Coins. ”

Fog grass! I almost didn't swallow my saliva and got out of breath.

"What? What the hell are you talking about!? With me to recharge to your platform, I still need 1 million RMB to buy 0.1 Yangshou coins? What the fuck is this bullshit rule, even if it's an exchange rate, you guys are also cheaters! You guys are overlord clauses, unfair competition, you know? ”

Master Xuanzang: What is RMB? Money? This one million ...... Is it a lot?

Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless!

To say that in front of a monk like others who don't eat the fireworks of the world and regard money as dung, Zhang Xiaoqiang also feels ashamed.

But the question is......

"This million is used to buy steamed buns of your era, enough for all the eighteen generations of your ancestors to eat until they pass away!!"