Master Xuanzang: Who is @ me?

It's me, it's me!

Seeing Xuanzang's reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang was so excited that he was about to cry. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Master Xuanzang: Oh, it turned out to be a Xiaoqiang donor, I don't know what advice Xiaoqiang donor @ poor road has?

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Ouch, master, how can I advise you. I'm asking for something.

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, good and good, Xiaoqiang donor is wrong, my Buddha pays attention to the equality of all beings, as the so-called threesome must have my teacher, everyone has their own advantages and strengths. Xiaoqiang don't be arrogant. The fact that you can be chosen as an agent of the human world already shows that you have Huigen.

Zhang Xiaoqiang is in the mood to listen to Xuanzang's white work now, his eyebrows are burning in front of him, and he is about to start drying, so he ......

Master, "Huigen" or something, can we put it aside first? Let's get down to business, can you teach me that "mantra of tightening"?

Learning the "Tightening Mantra", Zhang Xiaoqiang may not want to use this method to control the Great Sage, he just wants to use this method to prove his identity as a fake Tang Seng.

As long as the Great Sage can continue to recognize his identity as a "master", then the rest of the things will be easy to do.

Master Xuanzang: Can you tell the poor monk why you want to learn the "Tightening Mantra"?

Why is it so familiar!? Could it be that Heavenly Court also broadcasts the good voice of Huaxia?

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, don't get me wrong, I don't have any other intentions to learn this thing, it's purely a last resort, and the rivers and lakes are in emergency.

As quickly as possible, he told Tang Seng about his own worries and what happened after regaining his body, and at the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang emphasized in a heavy tone: "Master, if you don't help me, your two apprentices will have to fight." ”

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, the poor monk said by Xiaoqiang's donor has already understood. But...... You think too much, the two apprentices of the poor monk may be more stubborn by nature, but the poor monk understands them, this westward journey, Bajie and Wukong depend on each other, kill demons and demons, and establish a very deep revolutionary friendship while supporting justice and propagating Buddhism. Don't worry, Poor Dao can guarantee to Master Xiaoqiang, the two of them will never fight, hehe.

As soon as the light smile fell, but seeing that the atmosphere on the field had turned straight, the old pig slapped his palm on the table, and the shocking tea splashed in all directions: "Monkey! Who are you scolding!? Don't think that the name of the whole fighting victory Buddha is not four or six!! Want to hit someone!? You think I'm afraid of you! I think if it weren't for Lao Tzu who endured humiliation and accompanied you to the west to atone for your sins, do you think you can have today!? ”

"Nerd!! What did you say!! Raise your hand, good guy, the wooden table was directly overturned to the ground for the Great Sage: "I have today because of you!?" You really don't want a pig face! You touched your belly and said, what have you been doing all the way to the west? In addition to eating, sleeping, and greedy for women, when did something happen to me and my grandson!? ”

"Yo roar, I've been an official for a few days and I've lost my temper!? You think you're going to lift something? Lao Tzu won't? As he spoke, the old pig shook his hand and threw the TV next to him to the ground.

"Bang, click" The TV set was accidentally shattered into slag, and the heavy chassis also opened a big hole for turning over to the wooden table.

Looking at the two people on the field competing against the bandits, Zhang Xiaoqiang trembled angrily.

You said that you two want to fight like a man, why don't you point to Lao Tzu's "family property" Huo Huo?

"Great Sage, Brother Pig! As the old saying goes, a gentleman doesn't move his hands, let's talk about everything...... Alas, Brother Pig, that's Mr. Cang's Blu-ray Collection Copy CD, don't ......"

"Click!" As the crisp sound sounded, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart sank.

"Xiaoqiang, you don't care about this matter, Lao Tzu has long seen that this monkey is not pleasing to the eye, and it is okay to pretend to be forced on the westward road, and now he is still running here to yell at me. Monkey, you said that every time the goblins kidnapped the master, how many times did you settle it alone? Not the one who called from above? ”

"Master! This idiot has been in arrears for a long time! Don't worry, leave it to me. Back then, my grandson was able to clean up and obey him, and now it's no problem...... Nerds! You said that my grandson went to the top to ask someone to settle the monsters, which means that my grandson has a good connection! What's the deal!? Are you not convinced? ”

"! Convince you! No kidding! ”

There was a crackling crackle, and there was another piercing cracking sound.

Zhang Xiaoqiang moistened his eyes: Master Xuanzang, you really know your two apprentices! Well, can we discuss something, please pass that spell to me anyway. Or, if you know an acquaintance in any temple, let me know. Otherwise, I'm going to ...... if it goes on like this.

In the end, I couldn't help but burst out of the dirty mouth.

In this regard, Xuanzang also felt a little embarrassed: Amitabha, the world is impermanent, it seems that Poor Dao has neglected to communicate with the two disciples for a period of time, and he has sinned and sinned.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: My mother-in-law, master, let's talk about repentance, you see the current situation......

Master Xuanzang: Xiaoqiang donor, it's not that the poor Dao doesn't want to give you a spell, it's just that ...... Do you know where the Great Sage came from?

Fog grass! At this time, you are still discussing the origin of monkeys with your brother?

"Jumping out of the stones, everyone on this earth knows it." After speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized that he was a little out of shape.

Master Xuanzang: No, no, no, the stone is just a carrier, in fact, the great sage is the convergence of people's hearts in the world. The so-called great sage is actually a collection of people's hearts. And the Bodhisattva passed on my mantra back then, it was not a tight mantra, the reason why he got a hoop to bring Wukong was just a reminder of him.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Huh!? It's been a long time, and you're not reading it...... Inhibitions? What's that?

Zhang Xiaoqiang is inexplicable.

Master Xuanzang: It's a centering mantra.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Concentration mantra? Is it easy to learn? What's the mantra?

Zhang Xiaoqiang followed the temptation step by step, and guided Xuanzang into the urn little by little.

Master Xuanzang: Hehe.

Hehe!? Your sister! This monk also plays "hehe"?

Zhang Xiaoqiang: Master, I'm really not trying to trick you, it's just that the current situation is ...... If we don't come up with deterrent measures, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Master Xuanzang: Amitabha, don't misunderstand the little strong donor, this "centering mantra" is not that the poor Tao doesn't want to teach you, but the most difficult thing in this world to control is the state of mind. There is no fixed mantra for the "Centering Mantra", as long as the Xiaoqiang donor can achieve six purifications and cut off the red dust, this mantra can be completed.

I'm grass, so to speak, in order to control the Great Sage, I'm going to have to eat grass as a GAY for the rest of my fucking life?

Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but hesitate.

Why do you want a mortal to take the blame for the heavenly things?

Damn! I don't care! You love it.

The anger is hard to dissipate, Zhang Xiaoqiang plans to pick his son and leave.

"Let's fight! Hit it! Damn, don't just talk about those useless ones, just get started with them...... Alas, don't! Great Sage, I was wrong! I'll just tell you that you're a fart and let him go...... Brother Pig, the 500G love action movie in the host, you can think clearly! ”