After a non-existent excuse, the aunt on the other end of the phone heard it, and a slurping voice came: "Well, it's okay, you kid is smart." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Do you want the other party's WeChat? ”

"Yes, yes."

"Do you have an appointment when we will meet again?"

"I don't say that explicitly."

"Alas~ I said that your child is swollen, so you don't know it! The girl's WeChat is left to you, how can you say it? "Auntie hates iron and can't make steel.

"This ...... There is also a mystery!? Zhang Xiaoqiang really can't keep up with the old driver's train of thought.

The eldest aunt looked up to the sky and sighed: "WeChat WeChat appointment artifact, the girl left you WeChat, isn't that meaning very clear." ”

"Oh......" dragged out the tone, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked in a trance, but the actual psychology was helpless and bitter.

This Nima will do too!? Leave a WeChat to shoot? According to this line of thinking, wouldn't the population of China grow steadily and rapidly every year?

If this is the case, why is there such a thing as an aging population? Why does the government encourage couples to have a second child? Y's direct and vigorous development of WeChat popularization is not enough.

Therefore, the governance of Guo Jia still has to rely on the old driver, the government spent half a day of effort and research, and investigation, and spent manpower, material and financial resources to study the whole policy, and the aunt easily solved it with a casual sentence.

I have to say that the eldest aunt is a once-in-a-century "wonderful".

"Okay, it's not too early at this time, the eldest aunt won't tell you much, in short, remember one sentence, the situation is tragic, the wolf has more meat and less meat, and the girlfriend can only rely on grabbing, not chasing. Although your Xiaoqiang's conditions are a little worse, no money, no power, no house, no car, no looks, as long as you don't give up and dare to persevere, my aunt believes that there will always be something suitable for you! Come on! If the heart is there, the dream is in the ......"

"Beep!" Without waiting for the eldest aunt to finish speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang unilaterally terminated the call.

Brother is incompetent, and he will never find an inflatable doll to live!!

Throwing the phone aside, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was greatly traumatized by the trauma of his heart, fell on the bed in four large bodies.

Bastard! I actually look down on my brother! Is my brother so unbearable!? Brother can't find a girlfriend?

Hum! Wait for my brother to get Su Lengche done! Look how my brother hits you in the face!

Thinking of Su Lengche, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart became unbearable.

The seductive little TUN, the well-proportioned long legs, the cute little white rabbit, the ......

"Xiaoqiang!?" There was a whisper in my ears.

I'll go! No way! I'm not dreaming, am I...... Here she comes?

Worried that it was a dream, Zhang Xiaoqiang was nervous and flushed.

In the end, he couldn't resist the stirring heat in his heart, and he struggled to open his eyes.

The moment he opened his eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately jumped three feet away as if he had seen a ghost, and then rubbed his legs and quickly retreated backwards, only to stop when his back hit the wall.

"Are you swollen, Xiaoqiang?"

The lights were turned on, the house was on, and the old pig stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was nesting in the corner of the wall with his hands around his chest, like a masochist.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally saw the face of the person in shock, and gasped at the moment: "Fog grass! Pig, Brother Pig! You, you ...... Come in, why are you like a cat, there's no movement at all!? ”

"Oh, I just came in to see you asleep in bed, and I didn't dare to make a loud noise for fear of waking you up." The old pig scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who came back from his panic, waved his hand and straightened his body again: "Didn't you say that you were sleeping, why are you...... Something? ”

"Uh...... Something. ”

The old pig's twisted expression, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw it really.

Needless to say, most of the time it's not a trivial matter.

The nerves collapsed from time to time, and now the great sage, the old pigs are in the same room, which is no less than Mars hitting the earth.

If the relationship between these two is not handled well, it will be ruined in minutes.

"That...... Brother Pig, you can tell me what is going on. ”

"Alas~" answered, and then the old pig spoke: "You bed...... It's huge. ”

"Huh!?" Zhang Er was confused, Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded subconsciously: "Let's make a living." ”

"It's supposed to be a double, right?"

"Uh...... Be! Seeing the old pig staring at the other half of the bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang faintly smelled a hint of yin MAO: "Do you want to sleep with me here?" ”

"Is that okay?" The old pig immediately gave a rhetorical question.

This question came quite suddenly, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was called, almost didn't get angry.

"What's going on, Brother Pig? Not used to sleeping outside? ”

You must know that since the old pig came to the rental house, he has been living in two rooms with Zhang Xiaoqiang.

Nowadays, the other party suddenly proposed the idea of having a bed...... I really can't tell Zhang Xiaoqiang not to float some thoughts that are inappropriate for children.

"Oh, no. It's the couch I sleep on...... You know that the monkey has been in the wild for so long, and it's pathetic. I couldn't bear to let him sleep on the floor, so I gave him the couch. ”

Got it!

The old pig who dared to love carried forward the style of friends and gave his warmth to Sun Dasheng, a migrant worker in the countryside.

It's just that whether it is voluntary abdication or forced expulsion is clear only to the parties themselves.

Zhang Xiaoqiang naturally wouldn't expose the old pig's sore spots.

As a master who has been bullied at the bottom all year round, he has deep sympathy for the old pig's suffering.

At the moment, in the spirit of heroes cherishing heroes, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't think much about it, and patted the position in the bed: "Come on, old pig, if you don't dislike it, you will sleep in my room in the future." ”

Move! Agitated! With tears in his eyes, the old pig reached out of the pig's trotters and held Zhang Xiaoqiang's hands tightly, and said in a somewhat choked tone: "Good brother, thank you!" ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang was also infected by the sorrow of the old pig, as the so-called people who have fallen to the end of the world, why should they have met each other: "Brother Pig, don't say much, turn off the lights and get in the car...... Uh-no, sleep! ”

Turning on the lamp, the old pig struggled to crawl into the bed.

Good fellow, as soon as the old pig went to bed, the double bed, which was quite spacious, became nervous.

This is the first time Zhang Xiaoqiang has slept in the same bed with outsiders.

Some novelty, some excitement.

After all, this is always something to experience in the future, and now it can be regarded as a rush to try the two of them to sleep together in advance.

"Xiaoqiang, I'm here...... Do you ever feel like the bed is a little cramped? ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang moved out a little consciously.

"Yes, it's much more spacious. Xiaoqiang, will it be unsafe for you to sleep outside, or we will change, there is a wall on my side, so it is safer. ”

"Brother Pig, I'm fine, go to sleep, it's not early!"

After a day of tossing, Zhang Xiaoqiang is now exhausted from head to toe.

His only thought at the moment was sleep.

Besides, with the size of the old pig, from the perspective of physical mechanics, spherical objects are often more likely to "overturn".

So tell the old pig to sleep outside, and you can pull it down.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to get up tomorrow morning, there was a stall of meat lying on the ground.