Chapter 131: Flashing into the Wall
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The whole city is enveloped in silence, peace.
In the rental houses in the streets and alleys, a person, a pig and a monkey are sleeping greedily, and the snoring echoes one after another.
Sometimes high, sometimes low, sometimes excited, sometimes soothing, just like a serenade played by WYN Golden Theater, listening to it makes people feel like they want to sleep.
After a whole day of thrilling tossing, Zhang Xiaoqiang collapsed from exhaustion.
After answering the "100,000 whys" for the old pig, he finally got his wish and fell asleep.
As the saying goes, you think about it day and night dreams, what you think about the most during the day, and at night there is a high chance of building a daytime dream.
Zhang Xiaoqiang in the dream did not have the fatigue in the real bed at all.
At this time, beside him, the goddess Su Lengche, who had been YY countless times, was sitting beside him, leaning sideways on his shoulder, which was not too broad.
It's a beautiful and heart-warming picture.
The beauty rushed to the side, which made Zhang Xiaoqiang's breath a little undulating.
Even with him in his sleep, his snoring became rapid.
"Your Majesty, do you remember Mama Rong on the shore of Daming Lake?"
"Aifei, don't be stupid, she's just a needle prick. I was so weak in my waist and knees, weak in my legs and feet, upset and always unable to sleep. Later, I heard that there was such a grandmother in the harem who was good at acupuncture, so I thought about recruiting her to try it on me. ”
"Then the emperor, I don't know what the result will be after the test? Is this Mama Rong really as powerful as rumored? ”
"Humph! Terrible? I pricked her once, and the soreness in her waist and knees was gone, but when I saw the needle, I felt like I was sick, and I had frequent urination, urgency, and waiting. ”
"Huh? How so? Emperor! ”
"What else could be the reason? In these years, there are always people who want to harm me! That Rong Mama was verified to be a spy stationed in the harem in the Western Regions. ”
"Spies? What do they want to do? ”
"What do you want to do!? They want to introduce something called Brother Wei into my world, it is said that after eating it, it will make the user's qi and blood surge, which is difficult to control, and it is necessary to find a woman to complete the pleasure within half an hour, otherwise it will be ......."
"Oh, it's horrible, how could they come up with such a dirty and vicious thing?"
"Humph! Fortunately, I am an innocent and witty BOY, and I saw through their tricks at a glance, as for that Rong Mama has been handed over by me to the relevant departments to deal with, and after the review of the charges is implemented, the tiger head is waiting. ”
"The emperor is wise! The emperor is mighty! The emperor leaks! Then the emperor, where are you now......"
"Hehe, what, are you doubting my abilities?"
"Oh, the Lun family doesn't have it......"
"Don't worry! The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, don't say anything, hurry up and get in the car, I drive, I am an old driver, I often watch the national football team play, I will tell you tonight to see what is called staying power, what is called 90 minutes of not shooting! ”
The picture in the dream was so beautiful, Zhang Xiaoqiang was leaning on the top of the Jinluan Treasure Hall at this moment, and Su Lengche, who was beside him, slowly buried his head.
Suddenly, just as Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to release the flood in his body, a burst of heat came from Mu's cheeks.
He woke up from his dream almost instantly.
"Concubine! Love Concubine! Confused, he looked at the dim, sweaty ceiling.
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that his brain was a little short-circuited, and he subconsciously turned his face to look at the side.
Fog grass!! A pig face that was slightly deformed by squeezing is impressive.
With such a strong visual contrast, it almost didn't make Zhang Xiaoqiang roll to the ground.
I'll go! My brother has taken off his pants, so you just told me to watch this!?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is depressed! Depression! He wants to open his throat and scold!
But before he could speak, the old pig next to him suddenly opened his hands and feet as if he had been stimulated, and at the same time his mouth was full of words: "Brothers, go up...... Don't be cowardly, just ...... what are you doing to "love to shoot"?,Shoot quickly...... Blind monk, where are you kicking? Are you an undercover agent sent by the monkey opposite...... Galen, don't just talk about Demacia, you're rushing...... Well, here's your chance! Everybody follow me and watch me reverse Q grab the big dragon...... Ouch, I'm grass, it's empty...... Don't fix Chopin, Lao Tzu is set on fire, milk me quickly, milk me quickly...... Grass! A group of pig teammates, fortunately, Lao Tzu left a hand...... Chasing hair! Lao Tzu will flash, hehe......"
"Bang!" The walls of the house shook.
"Fog grass! Hit the wall! Withdraw quickly, this wave will withdraw first!! ”
Storm Sweat! Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt that thousands of grass and mud horses were galloping past in his heart.
"Brother Pig! Brother Pig! Wake up! ”
"Huh? Who, who!? I can still fight! In Zhang Xiaoqiang's push and call, the old pig in the middle of the war was pulled back to reality.
"Brother Pig, are you dreaming?"
"No! I didn't have any dreams! Sleep well! What are you telling me to do!? ”
"I ......"
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Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless, swallowed and foamed at the mouth, and asked tentatively: "Brother Pig, do you feel a little uncomfortable in your head?" ”
The old pig in a drowsy state turned his senses to his head, tasted it, and then replied, "It seems to hurt a little." ”
"Ah, it's okay, I'm just telling you, you just flashed and hit the wall."
As soon as these words came out, the old pig probably understood the inner meaning.
At the moment, I was a little embarrassed to scratch my head: "Ouch, I'm sorry, I may have been masturbating too much recently, and sometimes it's easy to substitute when I sleep at night, I'm sorry." ”
In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have much to say.
After all, people and old pigs are so enchanted in order to make up for some pocket money at home.
Otherwise, relying on Zhang Xiaoqiang's own income alone is not enough to support this wonderful family.
"Alas, forget it, you're also trying to earn money to support your family, what, it's still early, let's continue to sleep." With a yawn, Zhang Xiaoqiang's sleepiness became more and more intense.
The most important thing is that he wants to go back to the Jinluan Hall to listen to Concubine Ai's.
"Well, sleep, sleep." The old pig chimed in.
Silence, eyes closed, and the bedroom returns to calm.
But this tranquility did not take more than thirty seconds, and the old pig became energetic because of Zhang Xiaoqiang's tossing.
"Xiaoqiang, are you asleep?"
"Asleep."
"Oh, that's good."
Ten seconds later......
"Xiaoqiang, I'm feeling a little hungry."
"I'm asleep."
"Oh, then you can sleep."
Another three seconds passed......
"Xiaoqiang, did you hear any sounds?"
The words fell, and in the air, the belly "grunt" began to move rhythmically.
Fog grass! Zhang Xiaoqiang is depressed!
"Brother Zhu, didn't you eat more than 60 catties of rice at night? Why are you still hungry? ”
"I, I don't know. Maybe it was too much consumption in the dream just now, so ......"
Speechless! Quite speechless! This Nima can be hungry in a dream, and he will still be swollen after this day!