Sleepy! Heart-rending sleepy!

At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang's upper and lower eyelids were fighting, where did he still have the heart to take care of the belly of the old pig. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother Pig, sleep! Where will I give you a whole meal on this big night? I'll talk about it tomorrow morning. ”

"Oh."

answered, but within two seconds, the old pig was expecting Ai Ai to cry again: "Xiaoqiang, I'm really hungry." ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang was helpless, he beat his spirits, and looked sideways at the old pig: "Brother Pig, take out your journey to the west two hundred and fifty...... Uh, no, it's twenty-five thousand spirits, think about how you spent your time climbing on the snow, crossing the meadows, having nothing to eat, being hungry? ”

"If we don't have anything to eat, we're going to make a fate! If you can't make it, let the master go to the snack, to taunt, and after you finish seducing the monster into the bait, a few of our brothers will go over to take the lair of people, and we haven't been hungry all the way. And we traveled 50,000 miles west, what the hell is your 25,000? ”

Fog grass! Sleepy!

"Forked, forked! Dare to love that you have traveled westward is quite moisturizing, so why are you talking about ninety-nine-eighty-one? ”

"We haven't said bitterness, as for the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty, that is what the Bodhisattva used to test our journey to the west. But it's not our fault that it's not difficult. ”

was speechless in an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.

When you think about it, that's exactly what happened.

The four sisters-in-law of Journey to the West have strong skills, and the monsters in the human world are not enough to see.

But these are obviously not things that Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to study in detail, and the only thing he thinks about now is sleeping.

Other than that, he didn't want to deal with anything.

So......

"Okay, okay, what, come, Brother Pig, I'll teach you a way to forget about hunger."

"What's the method?"

"Sleep! When you fall asleep, your metabolism will naturally slow down, and you won't feel hungry when you pour. ”

"But I'm not sleepy now." Talk to Zhang Xiaoqiang for a few words, and the spirit of the old pig is becoming more and more active.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was depressed and thought for a while: "It's okay, I have a small way to help you sleep." ”

"There's a way to do that, too?" The old pig was noncommittal.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't bother to explain, and said directly: "This method is very simple, what about you, from now on, you will be a sheep, start counting from "a sheep", go downward, and count your nervous system will gradually be paralyzed, so as to achieve the purpose of making you sleep." ”

"This ...... May I? The old pig still didn't believe it.

"Of course you can, try it all out! Who uses who knows" Zhang Xiaoqiang replied confidently.

"Oh, okay then, I'll try."

"Well, you try it yourself, then I'll sleep." Turning sideways, Zhang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The old pig looked at the ceiling with his eyes open and cleared his throat.

Immediately after ......

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, pleasant sheep, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, little fat sheep, Donglai Shun, Da Lao Liu, spicy skewers, large plate chicken, steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, boiled salted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken ......"

"Stop!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was lying on his side, jumped up from the collision, and then glared angrily at the old pig who patiently counted the "sheep" on the bed.

Seeing that the people next to him jumped up from the bed in such a big battle, and at the same time, his eyes flashed with murderous intent, and the old pig was puzzled and asked: "Xiaoqiang, are you swollen?" You don't need to stare when you need to urinate. ”

After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were red.

The uncontrollable shame in my heart gradually surfaced on my cheeks.

How so!? Brother, they actually feel hungry too.

This...... It's really embarrassing!

Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang standing still for a long time, the old pig was worried and said, "Xiaoqiang, should you not hold it...... Get wet. ”

"What! Aren't you hungry, don't say anything, get up, I'll cook instant noodles for you! ”

Half an hour later, after eating three bowls of instant noodles in the aisle, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the bedroom satisfied.

After getting into bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened his mouth to ask: "How about Brother Pig?" Now that I've eaten and drunk water, I should be able to sleep, right? ”

Hearing this, the old pig burped, opened his belly and slapped it twice, and affirmed: "It's okay, no problem." ”

After that, the old pig didn't toss all night, and Zhang Xiaoqiang also got his wish and slept until dawn.

It's a pity that in the follow-up dream, the concubine Su Aifei he was looking forward to did not appear.

Because of falling asleep again, Zhang Xiaoqiang's country has changed hands, and he himself was assigned to the border and started the business of feeding pigs and raising pigs.

After being woken up by the ringtone of the mobile phone, the old pig boss reluctantly rubbed off the bed and fell to the ground: "Alas, I think my old pig has lived for so many years, and I have done it countless times when I get up and go to the ground, but I haven't been able to adapt to this action until now." ”

"Poof~" The overnight tea that Zhang Xiaoqiang had just put into his mouth squirted out.

The old pig didn't care about this, and twisted his waist and raised his buttocks.

Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at it twice, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the old pig's movements were a little familiar, and he said curiously: "I said Brother Pig...... How many sets of radio gymnastics have you been doing? ”

Hearing this, the old pig had a lot of eyes: "Vulgar!" How can this be broadcast gymnastics!? This is yoga, which is particularly good for plasticity, and it is most suitable for my plump ......"

Before the words fell, the old pig's arm suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then he heard the pig's howl: "Ouch! ”

"What's wrong? Old pig!? It's not going to be an egg, is it? ”

"No, it's okay, I just want to stretch, maybe I've been practicing too much lately, and I've pulled my abdominal muscles."

Abdominal muscle!? His eyes moved downward, and when his gaze fell on a large fat and round object protruding from the old pig's chest, Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded to himself, and said secretly in his heart: Well, it's really a big abdominal muscle!

A new week has begun, and Zhang Xiaoqiang has collected his mood and returned to school.

The first class in the morning was an English class, as a young man who has been educated in patriotism for so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has always resisted this kind of foreign and capitalist imports.

It's just that as soon as he entered the classroom today, he felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, because those legendary characters who had been in the school for four years and had not seen the end of the dragon were now all in the classroom.

This is the ...... It's not scientific!

His eyes quickly moved around the classroom, and soon Zhang Xiaoqiang found the location of the second fat.

Three or two steps to get in front of the second fat, Zhang Xiaoqiang pulled the bench and sat down, and then asked with a straight face: "Hey, fat man, everyone in the class is here today, what do you think?" ”

The second fat stroked his chin and his beard, which was not vigorous, and Yin Yang suddenly said, "En...... I think there must be something strange about this, and there must be a big secret behind it. ”

"And what do you think it will be a secret?"

"If I'm not mistaken, today could be the day of the mock test."

Fog grass! Lottery!?

Hearing the words of the second fat, Zhang Xiaoqiang was like five thunderbolts.

At that moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang confirmed unacceptably: "Yuan Fang? Is this true!? ”