Chapter 133: The exam is a pain that breathes

"It's true!" The second fat is sure and affirmed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Leaning heavily on the back of the chair, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the sky!

Heavenly! O earth! How the is this a test without saying a word?

Straightening up with grief and indignation, Zhang Xiaoqiang continued to ask: "How come I haven't received any news about such a big event?" ”

Erfat's face was solemn, and then he responded: "If I'm not wrong, you may have skipped class." ”

"I ......"

"Okay brother, don't complain. Everyone is their own person, and with your English level, even if you come that day, it won't change anything. At the same time, Er Fat took out the cigarette pack from his pocket, and then lit three sticks and stood up on the table.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was puzzled when he saw Zhang Er: "Fatty, what are you doing here?" ”

"Can't you see this? I haven't heard of temporary cramming, and it's not happy. Come, pray with me. The emperor is above, and the thick soil is proof, my second fat is willing to give twenty pounds of meat on his body in exchange for passing this exam. ”

"Fog grass! You kid, there's a bird for this! Do you think that the big gods above are idle every day, and they take care of your? ”

"You know the, this kind of thing is sincere, I used this method in the last calculus exam, what was the result? Isn't the ranking a notch up from the previous one? ”

"I'm going to go! The penultimate mentioned the penultimate one, are you embarrassed to say? ”

"You kid just don't have a backache when you stand and talk! Anyway, Lao Tzu surpassed you that time, whatever! Besides, besides this method, can you tell me what other way can we quickly improve our level? ”

"This ......" scratched his ears and cheeks for more than ten seconds, and Zhang Xiaoqiang finally sighed fruitlessly.

This is really a book that I hate when I use it!

As the representative of the chosen one, Zhang Xiaoqiang naturally would not believe in the bullshit theory of "temporary cramming" of Erfat.

If this thing is useful, he can just drag the Great Sage to send a message to it.

Just kidding, people are properly cadres at the level of Heavenly Court, and they are not as reliable as the second fat **** to do these things?

It's just that the somersault cloud incident last time is already a problem, and now the two sessions of heaven and man are not communicating smoothly because of the haze.

Therefore, Erfat's burning incense and hugging the Buddha is useless at all.

Let's not talk about whether his expectations can be sent to the relevant departments smoothly, even if they receive it, it is still two things to say whether they will accept it.

Look at the case handled by our people's police station, it doesn't mean that if you are stolen money, or your family is lost, the JC will immediately accept it for you.

You must know that there are standards for these things, and if you want to file a case, you have to reach 4,000 yuan, and people have to go lost for 24 hours.

It can be inferred from this that Er Fat pointed to the above to give him heavenly blessings, and it is estimated that he will have to make up enough to fail the course.

Damn it! Now that I think about it, it was the day of high school.

When I was in high school, I fantasized all day long about going to college as soon as possible, because when I went to college, I didn't have to worry about rank, as long as I passed the exam.

But when I got to college, I found out that Y is not like that at all, although there is no emphasis on rank here, but if you don't meet the score, the system will directly delete your number and remove your name.

Damn it! I don't know which bastard made such a crowd as the exam.

You say that you study and study, why do you have to take exams, don't you even have the least trust between people?

Brother came to school to learn sacred cultural knowledge, and this Nima actually used scores to measure his brother's piety one by one, which is simply a stain on academics!

Vulgar! Shameful! Hateful!

"Hey, I said Erfat, the brothers around here, are there any reliable ones to use?"

Parents often warn bitterly: in school, we must have a good relationship with classmates, because it will help us a lot in the future.

I have to say that the old rivers and lakes are the old rivers and lakes after all, and the things contained in these life mottos are really what we should experience and learn carefully.

For example, now, Zhang Xiaoqiang regrets that he did not communicate well with his classmates in the past.

After all, knowing one more student, one more sideways and a look back during the exam may change your life.

The second fat head looked left and right twice, and then the sorrowful heavenly man exhaled heavily: "Heaven's will! Brother, it's better to rely on others than on yourself, so if you really don't want to follow me to the Buddha...... For the sake of your brotherhood, I will hand over to you the mysteries of my ancestral examination. ”

Seeing that the second fat man spoke with a serious expression, not like a joke, Zhang Xiaoqiang also had a solemn face at the moment, and humbly asked: "Fatty, say it, don't worry, if I learn such cheats, I won't pass them on." ”

The second fat waved his hand: "It's okay, this is not a top-secret cheat." Come with your ears. ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to delay, you must know that this is the key to whether he can successfully pass the exam this time.

Ma Yoo put his ears up, and the second fat blew two breaths.

Fog grass! It's a "microphone"!

"Ahem, listen up! I'll just say it once. ”

"Done! You said! Prick up his ears, Zhang Xiaoqiang held his breath and concentrated.

"When you take the exam, you pay attention to the length of the multiple-choice questions. After that, remember the following formula, three long and one short to choose short, three short and one long to choose long, two long and two short to choose B, uneven C to make up. ”

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly brightened up and admired sincerely: "Fog grass! Masters. ”

Er Fat then smiled indifferently: "Where, where, my grandfather was an accountant back then, and he was obsessed with probability theory. In order to help me cope with the college entrance examination, I deliberately combined the college entrance examination papers of previous years to summarize this set of laws for me. ”

"Good boy! No birds! It's a miracle that your kid was able to get into college! ”

Although Zhang Xiaoqiang had all kinds of sighs and all kinds of bulls on his face, he had already scolded in his heart.

Boy, you're stupid! Return the law that your grandfather summarized back then, ya! This is a rotten street routine, but who the doesn't know if you have experienced the college entrance examination?

I think my brother also got into the water in his head back then, and he believed in this theory.

It's over.,The final result.,The results are down and the multiple-choice questions are a big duck egg.,None of your sister's blindfolds are right!

In this regard, the teacher's comments were very pertinent, saying that I deliberately avoided the correct answer, and told me not to make such a fuss in the future, and to deal with it at a real level, otherwise how much he lost in the year-end performance bonus, he would use my father's belt to find back on me.

You still want to use this idea to my brother!?

The penultimate position was taken by you last time, do you think the same mistake will happen twice to Saint Seiya?

If anyone can use that routine to pass the exam, Lao Tzu will roll and worship him as the "God of Gambling".

"Jingle bell," the time to come will come, the exam is like a woman's, there are always a few days a month, and you can't hide if you want to.

It is obviously a pad-sized test volume, but it has a multi-day test range, so you have to revise it at night with an extended type, but even if you take care of it, the final result will often be a leak and overturn......