Lu Xun lifted the ice skewer and made a gesture to eat, but as soon as he reached his mouth, he lost his courage, sighed and put it down, extremely embarrassed, Li Xintong on the side carried the fruit basket, covered his mouth and laughed, he couldn't bear to look at this scene directly!

The audience cheered and applauded, shouting in unison to cheer, Lu Xun finally raised the ice skewers again, bit down the two big ice balls, pulled off the fake grapevines, and there was a crunch sound in the headset.

Lu Xun bared his teeth, the two big lumps of ice were really hard to swallow, his face was frozen crooked, and he exhaled, it was all white mist, and he admired himself.

But at this time, Ma Xin spoke: "You should put at least three in your mouth, right?" ”

Lu Xun almost collapsed, but in the cheers of the audience, he honestly ate another one.

Unexpectedly, Yang An spread his hands: "This is not what I said......"

Puff puff puff...... Everyone laughed, feeling that Lu Xun's third ice hockey ball was eaten for nothing!

It will take a while for the ice balls to melt, Lu Xun stuffed three ice balls in his mouth, enough for him to toss, Yang An suddenly smiled evilly, and said: "Lady, the way home is not easy, there are many bandits, you can also eat two giant grapes, increase your strength to defend yourself!" ”

Lu Xun wanted to look up to the sky and smile, his shoulders shrugged, he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh to his heart's content.

He had three ice hockey balls stuffed in his mouth, and he couldn't even speak clearly, muttering vaguely, which was a fool of the past sentence.

"No, this annoying Yang An really did it to me!" Li Xintong's eyes widened, knowing that he had suffered, and this time he was replaced by himself!

I saw Rong Feifei smiling with a smile on her face, obediently took the real grapes from Yang An's hand, picked two and ate them, and then looked at Li Xintong in her mirror, hooked her hand, and signaled that it was her turn.

Li Xintong was not convinced, she really got on the bar with Yang An, she took the ice hockey skewers from Lu Xun's hand, bit off two, her eyes and eyebrows were all twisted, her eyes became small, and she couldn't open them at all, that kind of ice and coolness, she didn't want to try it again in her life.

The audience gave cheers and applause to Li Xintong, and sure enough, the woman was ruthless, even crazier than the man, she didn't hesitate, she said she would eat, it was amazing!

The scene of eating grapes can be regarded as over, Rong Feifei asked Yang An to spit out the grape seeds in her hands, Li Xintong finally rescued Lu Xun, threw the ice balls that had not melted in their mouths into the fruit basket, and never wanted to touch them again, with a disgusted face.

Yang An said: "After eating Juli grapes, my iron sand palm has finally broken through the bottleneck!" ”

Lu Xun rubbed his frozen cheeks and said, "After eating Juli grapes, my iron sand palm has finally broken through the bottleneck!" ”

Ma Xin shouted: "Okay! Hero, try the effect! ”

Ma Xin took out four paper cups and buckled them upside down on the table, and then took out a real long nail, in order to prove that the nail was real, he stabbed it on the wooden tabletop, making a bouncing sound.

Then Ma Xin smiled, deliberately licked the spikes obscenely, stared at Lu Xun with malicious intentions, and then put the spikes into a paper cup and quickly moved the direction of the paper cups.

After moving a few times, Ma Xin simply took out a three-party opening wooden cover from behind him, covered it on many cups, and cut off everyone's eyes, he squatted down and quickly exchanged, while changing, he raised his eyebrows and squeezed his eyes at Lu Xun, that obscene expression made Lu Xun tremble.

The four cups were finally changed, Yang An walked over, Lu Xun walked over, Yang An smiled, stretched out a hand, and flattened a paper cup: "Hey!" ”

Yang An was lucky to choose an empty cup, but unfortunately, his cuffs were too long, and he swept down another paper cup, which was also empty!

The expression on Lu Xun's face suddenly became richer, it was schadenfreude, it was proud, it was snickering, the camera accurately captured this scene, the post-production had already been thought of, and it was subtitled when the time came: "Small, you also have a day of missing!" ”

Lu Xun pressed the empty cup and looked at Yang An proudly.

Yang An didn't panic, there were still the last two, he thought about it, hey, and flattened the paper cup in front of Lu Xun, empty!

Wow~~~

The audience exclaimed, the audience laughed, there is still a paper cup left, and a long iron nail left, does Lu Xun dare to shoot it?

To be honest, Lu Xun's heart is empty at this moment.

He knew that it was impossible for the program team to get him injured, but whether there were really nails in it, Yang An would shout to stop before he filmed it, or whether it was just an empty cup, he wasn't sure about this.

So he hesitated, in case there were really nails in it, and the action he filmed down was too fast, Yang An didn't have time to shout, then it would be troublesome!

After ten seconds of ideological struggle, Lu Xun finally saw a flaw in Ma Xin, Ma Xin put his hands behind his back and deliberately exposed a nail to show him, Lu Xun put his mind at ease, pretended to be righteous and generous to death, and slapped it down, causing Li Xintong to scream.

The paper cup was flattened, Ma Xin walked over, lifted the paper cup that Lu Xun patted, took out a twisted iron nail from below, and exclaimed, "The hero is such a powerful iron sand palm!" ”

Lu Xun laughed, very proud, he was fine, and he flattened the iron nail!

All the audience applauded, laughed, shouted the name of the landing hero, and applauded wildly.

People who think a little deeper know that this is a deliberate arrangement by the program team, but most viewers don't have to think about it when they watch "Mirror House", why is it so complicated, everyone just laughs and has fun, who cares where this curved nail comes from!

After practicing the iron sand palm, Yang An said: "Lady, you go back first, wait for me to kill the enemy, and then go back to you." ”

After Lu Xun finished speaking, Rong Feifei and Li Xintong got off the field, and before Li Xintong left, he gave Lu Xun a comforting hug, gave him two thumbs up, and asked him to cheer up, which caused warm applause from the audience.

Everyone on the earth knows that the worst thing in every issue of "Jianghu Jokes" must be the male guests, this is an iron law, and the title of "Star Meat Grinder" is definitely not called in vain!

Ma Xin took out two beaten swords and handed them to the two heroes, Yang An was holding a genuine sword, and Lu Xun was holding a beggar cane.

Yang An took out two walnuts from the baggage to play with, and Lu Xun took out a broken bowl from the baggage.

Yang An is a heroic hero, and Lu Xun is ...... The poor beggar, who was ragged, had no shoes on his feet, wiped his face with ashes, and was on crutches, carrying a broken bowl.

Yang An finally started to walk out, Lu Xun let out a long breath, with a relaxed expression on his face, this game is finally over!

"Hero, stay!"

Ma Xin shouted, and the two heroes looked back, only to see Ma Xin bring two plates of watermelons from behind, and said, "Build weapons in the small shop and send fruit plates!" ”

A piece of watermelon for one person is about the size of one-sixth of a watermelon, and a piece should weigh more than a pound, anyway, it's quite thick.

The audience cheered, the program team is finally a little human, the guests have been rectified for so long, it is time to be treated, it is not too much to eat some fruit!

Yang An put down the walnut and the sword and took the watermelon.

"It was grapes just now, this time it's watermelon, there's a ghost!" Lu Xun had relatives in his heart, and his spirit was tense instantly.

Lu Xun put down the crutches and the broken bowl, suspicious, he took the watermelon from Ma Xin's hand, stared at it, and checked up and down for a long time, guessing where the mechanism would appear.

Li Xintong in the audience saw this scene, stroked his palms and laughed: "Teacher Lu, this is scared!" ”

Lu Xun was really scared, now as long as he saw Yang An, he felt that he was cheating, and there must be ghosts in any action.

Yang An took a small bite of the watermelon and looked at Lu Xun.

Lu Xun hesitated for a long time, making sure that Yang An really swallowed it, but strange thoughts popped up in his mind again, could it be that my piece is bad and rancid? Or is there a hard weapon hidden in the watermelon? Or is the melon pulp frozen into a lump of ice?

Ma Xin said on the side: "It's so hard to eat a piece of watermelon, it's still a hero!" ”

The audience laughed and the audience raised their voices in unison: "Woo ......"

It seems that Mr. Lu was crazy by Yang An, and his guts became too small, and he didn't even dare to eat watermelon, so he should be booed!

Lu Xun tried to take a bite, the watermelon was sweet and delicious, and there was no problem at all.

Yang An laughed: "Eat like this, it's not enjoyable!" ”

I saw Yang An take off the headset, throw it on the table, hold the watermelon he took a bite of in both hands, and put it to his mouth.

The cameraman gave him a big close-up, Yang Anbei smiled and squeezed his eyes at Lu Xun, and then ate this pound of watermelon in three seconds with a thunderous and clanging bell!

Wow!!! The audience screamed wildly.

"My eyes! Am I blind? ”

"Is this still human? Awesome, awesome! ”

"Oh my grass! Yang An: Is he really eating watermelon? How can you eat like this! ”

"It's too hard, it's so hard! Oh my God! Exaggerated, exaggerated! ”

Yang An's mouth was stuffed with watermelon, and he took a piece of clean watermelon skin, shook it gently, looked at Lu Xun defiantly, and signaled that it was time for him to perform.

Lu Xun was really dumbfounded, and the smile on his face completely froze.

In three seconds, he could see it clearly, it really only took three seconds for Yang An to eat such a large piece of watermelon, he asked himself, he would never be able to do it!

But the show is not over, I can't stop eating!

"Eat like this, but it's not enjoyable......" Lu Xun said this, and everyone was about to cry.

He took a deep breath, hesitated for two seconds, gritted his teeth, and took a big bite of watermelon, his eating method is the same as that of normal people, take a bite, swallow a mouthful, ventilate, chew, how fast his speed increases, what if he doesn't spit out seeds, a pound of watermelon, give him thirty seconds, he can't finish eating!

Fight, Lu Xun also fights, his mouth is full, and he still doesn't stop, he stopped halfway to rest for a while, and almost vomited, but after nausea, he still continued to eat until he ate clean!

"Teacher Lu is dedicated!"

"Teacher Lu is doing well!"

"Teacher Lu, you are awesome, I love you~" The audience applauded continuously, encouraging Lu Xun to cheer, and there were female viewers who screamed their love and amused everyone.

Lu Xun worked really hard today, he ate the watermelon, he took the melon skin and shook it at Yang An.

Yang An nodded frequently, his eyes were full of admiration, he gave Lu Xun a thumbs up, applauded and praised, this Teacher Lu is hard enough, he can afford to play, not bad!

The hero was finally leaving, and the shopkeeper Ma Xin gave each of the two heroes a few changes, signaling that the two could leave.

Poor Lu Daxia, there is watermelon juice everywhere on his body at the moment, the special hero's white robe is torn into tattered strips of cloth, the pot ash palm print on his face, walking under the stage with a beggar cane, and there are a few more steel hammers in the broken bowl in his hand, how can it be described as a tragic word!

"Wait!"

Yang An turned around and shouted before leaving the game.

Lu Xun's heart trembled, he was really about to cry, big brother, just let me go, I knew that the recording of the show would be so neat, and I wouldn't come no matter how high the announcement fee is, this is a game, this is a game!

Lu Xun turned around, and his professionalism made him shout: "Wait!" ”

Yang An looked at him from a distance, suddenly pouted with affection, and gave him a kiss from afar.

Lu Xun almost burst out laughing, turned his head shyly, and the slightest bit of unhappiness that was rectified just now flew to the sky and disappeared in an instant: "This Yang An is really a variety show genius......

The audience all stood up and gave the warmest applause and cheers to the first issue of "Laughing and Talking about the Mirror House"!

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