Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Cat's Dream
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The natural flat meadow surrounded by green trees is full of fresh breath, like a paradise in a dream. Everyone had to sigh, it was really the Welfare Bureau.
"Whew~~Wow~~" A group of wild men with big shoulders and thick waists, naked and only fur around their waists, armed with spears, rushed out of the woods.
Everyone was confused, and they couldn't figure out the situation at all.
The fat savage painted all kinds of ugly facial lines, spit out disgusting tongues like long-tongued hanged ghosts, and raised spears viciously to threaten.
The quiet and beautiful Tianxian Juli was so frightened that she didn't have to think about it, she jumped behind Lin Dong like a frightened rabbit, full of dependence.
Lin Dong was secretly refreshed in his heart, the hero really needs a bear to set off. In times of crisis, only a peerless macho man like Dong Ge has the most sense of security.
It would be perfect if another woman rushed over as well.
involuntarily looked at Yura, the realistic picture, but it made Lin Dong's eyes crack. I saw Yura standing in place, studying the face patterns and decorations of the wild people with great interest. Yu Zeyan was like a peacock opening the screen, and ran in front of Yura with open arms.
Grass, want to steal the show? There are no doors.
Lin Dong cursed in his heart, and then rushed in front of the wild man like a leopard. Empty-handed into the white blade, he instantly snatched the spear of the savage; Another back fall threw the wild man several meters away.
Chic and free, 10 out of 10.
“take-it-easy!” The wild man was no longer wild, and his fluent English spouted out, clutching his back and struggling to get up, "We are Maori, and there is no malice." Just now I was performing a Maori dance. ”
With a snap, the spear was broken in two by Lin Dong's bare hands, "Whether you have malicious intent or not, stay away from the ladies anyway, otherwise it's like this spear." ”
“yes,sir!” The fierce gods and evil Maori encountered the even more ferocious Lin Dong, so they had to obey and do as they were told.
"Violent maniac, nosy." Here's what Yura said.
"Humph!" The beautiful Tianxian Juli didn't say anything, but the sour gas that overturned the vinegar jar filled the air.
Lin Dong scratched his head, full of powerlessness. It's just like this at the beginning, how can you live for the next ten days?
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First day in New Zealand.
"The Law of the Jungle" "Bingwan" learns the unique jungle survival skills of the indigenous Maori people, which is a warm-up process.
The first lesson is to catch trout with your bare hands in a cold stream.
The Maori jumped into the water, fumbled through the cracks in the rocks, and it didn't take long to pull a fat trout out of the water. The big fish weighing seven or eight pounds raised the morale of the "Bingwan clan", and they stripped off their clothes and went into the water one after another, vowing to be majestic.
Except for Lin Dong.
"Hey, why don't you go into the water? Afraid of the cold? "Yura is a curious girl, and I really don't understand why Lin Dong is a maverick.
Lin Dong didn't look back, and focused on holding a few flax leaves more than a meter long and weaving something, "My name is not 'Hey'." ”
"oppa~~" Yura shouted reluctantly, "What are you doing?" ”
"Humans, different from other animals. It's because people know how to use tools. Lin Dong pointed to a few teases fluttering in the water, "Do they look like primitive people?" ”
Yura nodded stiffly. Li Juli, who was standing next to her in a quiet daze, couldn't help but purse her lips and chuckle.
"Yah The men in the water were furious at the same time, and they threw themselves even harder in the water.
……
Ten minutes later, the patriarch Kim Byung-wan shouted, "I stabbed the big fish with a knife." ”
"And then?"
"It ran away."
……
After another ten minutes, the patriarch was worthy of being the patriarch, and followed the bloodstains to find the scarred trout again.
The result is naturally no suspense.
"yes, got it!" The patriarch was holding a big fish that was longer than his upper body, full of tsundere.
"Hmph, who was saying that we were primitives?" The arrogance of the doglegs also became arrogant.
True or false, Lin Dong can tell clearly. The tall, short and fat three are just for the effect of the show, but Lin Dong doesn't intend to admit it.
The linen was tough and wear-resistant, and it was torn into small ropes along the grain, intertwined and intertwined on the wooden forks, and a simple version of the fishing net was born.
Lin Dong dug up some earthworms and tied them in the net.
"Madame, go put on a show for those losers."
Li Juli pouted, and Qianqianyu pointed at herself, "Me? No, I have zero motor cells. ”
"I haven't tried it, so how do you know it won't work?"
"Okay."
With a lost hope, Li Juli held the wooden pole and stretched the fishing net to sweep back and forth through the cracks in the stones. It didn't take long for me to suddenly feel a little more weight in my hand.
A live trout was caught in this way.
"Wow, wow, I've caught a fish, I've caught a fish." Li Juli also jumped up and down like a fish, venting the excitement in her heart.
"Madam, should I say it?"
“bobo~~”
Happiness came too suddenly, and in front of everyone's eyes, Lin Dong's face was kissed twice.
"Humph!" Jin Yarong turned his head and walked to the water's edge, picking up the girls-day hot dance, cheering for the funny in the water, "Ze plays oppa, fighting!" ”
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Plopping up for a morning.
Several big fish were harvested, except for the patriarch Jin Bingwan, who caught two, and the others came from Li Juli, who was delicate and soft.
Several of the other teasemen shrugged their heads and reluctantly went ashore. Vowed to prove his ability in the next stage.
"These fish are enough for a day's food, so choose a place to camp."
Jin Bingwan played the role of the patriarch and led everyone to set up camp. The carpentry work that I had devoted myself to training finally came in handy.
Building houses, collecting firewood, cleaning up fresh fish, lighting fires, etc., the Bingwan people are very busy.
It's still except someone.
Lin Dong lay on the lawn, holding a small grass in his mouth, basking in the sun leisurely, and even humming a little song. Both the expression and the action are quite underbeaten, which makes the other workers hate itchy.
Jin Yarong held back his anger, threw the firewood he had just collected on the ground, and angrily went to Lin Dong to settle the account.
"Why are you lazy again?!"
"Are you lazy?" Lin Dong glanced at Yura slightly, "I don't think so. Now it's just not time for me to play. ”
"Yikes! Lazy people have many excuses. Yura couldn't help but kick Lin Dong lightly, "Everyone is working hard, you shouldn't hide and rest." ”
"Alas~~" Lin Dong shook his head and sat up cross-legged, "You say I look like a cat, but I really look like it." But not the kittens at home, but something else. ”
"What?" Yura unknowingly enters listener mode again, this villain is very bullshitty in storytelling, but there is always some truth in it.
"Tigers and lions are actually felines." Lin Dong opened his mouth and let out a few lion roars, "I feel more like the Lion King." I don't usually work, but I recuperate; When there is a major crisis in the lion pack, the lion king will brazenly act to protect the safety of the entire group. ”
"Poof." Being lazy can also make such a big reason, Yura couldn't help but be amused, "You might as well say that you are like an unweaned lion cub who needs to be taken care of by others." ”
"No, there's another distinguishing feature that means I'm a lot like The Lion King."
"What?"
The corners of Lin Dong's mouth turned up, and he smiled slightly, "A lion group, there is only one lion king, and the others are female lions and children." Yura, would you like to be a lioness? ”
"Yah Yura was so angry that she turned around and walked away, "Keep daydreaming, you!" (To be continued.) )