Others came to record the show, but Lin Dong came for a vacation. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The lazy Lion King, a very good setting.

The program team or Jin Bingwan won't say anything, after all, this show is called "Jin Bingwan's Law of the Jungle", and the backbone is Jin Bingwan.

Lin Dong occasionally appears to make some explosive points, but too much will be noisy; And it will reduce the difficulty of the show, and it won't look good if it's not abused.

A tacit understanding that is understood but not spoken.

……

After disagreeing and leaving Yura angry, Lin Dong once again resumed his leisurely lazy mode of basking in the sun.

"You're like a tattoo

The more you try to erase it, the deeper the engraving will be

cry-cry~~can’t-you-see-the-music

Like a spark, fiery

……”

is a very good song, and the results are also good, why does the song always fail to get the due honor?

Lin Dong suddenly felt that T-Ara was quite pitiful, there was no honor, and the price of commercial performances was lower.

But I made a lot of money, but I just debuted for so many years. Enjing opened a café for her mother, the little dinosaur got a restaurant for her parents to eat and drink, everyone else bought a house for the family, and Ju Li also got an online shopping mall.

I don't seem to need much help, so I don't feel fulfilled.

"oppa~~ get up, help light the fire." Li Juli's hair was fluffy, her face was black and white, and she had no fairy style at all.

"Madame, is beggar makeup popular this year?"

"Don't make a fuss, it's been almost two hours, and the fire hasn't started yet. They're making sashimi to satisfy their hunger. Li Juli wrinkled her nose and looked embarrassed, "I, I don't like to eat sashimi." ”

"I don't like it either, especially sashimi with no seasoning at all." Lin Dong's carp stiffened, bounced up instantly, and put his arm around Li Juli's shoulder, "The Lion King is going to move, and the lioness will lead the way." ”

"What?" Li Juli was stupid and couldn't figure it out.

"The Lion King and the Lioness in "We Are Married" are quite compatible."

"Oh."

……

A group of teases rubbed with flints and steels, only to see that the sparks were not fired.

Lin Dong shook his head and took out the box of Durex from his backpack.

"Ahem, ahem!" Li Juli suffered 10,000 tons of psychological damage, and shouted angrily in a low voice, "oppa, what are you doing?" It was already a mess before. ”

Lin Dong waved his hand and said seriously to the camera: "Audience friends in front of the TV, the following is Lin Dong's popular science time. Fill the condom with water and make it ball-shaped. Sunlight is focused on a point through the sphere, and a flammable object is placed on the focal point, which ignites in a matter of minutes. ”

Lin Dong got two branches to fix the position of the condom water bag, "In order to prevent hand tremors, it is best to use other objects to fix it, and then you just need to wait for the fire to burn, and then add firewood......"

At the time of the explanation, the flammable hay had already emitted white smoke, and it didn't take long for it to become a flame, "so-easy, thank you for watching, Lin Dong time is over here, bye-bye." ”

After successfully lighting the fire, Lin Dong returned to his original position to bask in the sun again, and there was an extra comfortable soft pillow.

The opened condom was not wasted, the water was poured out, and then it was blown up and knotted, and it became an inflatable pillow again.

Jungle artifact, certified!

**********

There is fire, water, and plenty of food, so there is nothing to do with Lin Dong.

The patriarch Jin Bingwan ushered in a shining moment and led the clansmen to work. When night falls, a passable shed is finally built.

It's useless to mention trivial things like slaughtering and grilling fish.

Taking a bath after dinner, Lin Dong thought that there was an opportunity. Unexpectedly, there are also several female writers and VJs in the program team, who take turns on duty and take turns washing, not giving Dongge the opportunity to steal jade and incense at all.

The little things are busy until eleven o'clock in the evening, and the exciting bedtime arrives.

There is no doubt that the two female guests sleep in the innermost, and Lin Dong, as Li Juli's "screen husband", naturally sleeps next to her.

After randomly installing a few fixed cameras on the periphery, the program team withdrew from the camp of the Bingwan tribe, "Good night!" See you tomorrow morning. ”

"Good night!"

After waiting for a day, I finally waited for the welfare time.

"Madam, I didn't bring a salute, I didn't have a quilt." Lin Dong shamelessly burrowed into Li Juli's bed.

There were several men and women sleeping in the same shed, Li Juli didn't expect Lin Dong to be so bold at all, and she was a little overwhelmed for a while, so she had to lower her voice, "Don't come here, otherwise I'll be angry." ”

"The sky is clean, there are no clouds, and the temperature difference between day and night is very large." Lin Dong shrank his body and trembled, "If I don't have a quilt, I will definitely catch a cold tomorrow." ”

"You go to the Bingwan Patriarch."

"He sleeps, snores, grinds his teeth, and stinks foxes."

Jin Bingwan, who was sleeping next to Lin Dong, was not deaf, so how could he not hear. Suddenly I was so angry that my teeth itched, and I picked up a girl, why did I lie down? "Ahem, ahem!" Cough a few times to vent your dissatisfaction, and then there is no more. has been in the circle for half his life, what to say and what not to say, Jin Bingwan is quite knowledgeable.

"Look, he's still coughing, if it's bronchitis or something, it's going to be a problem for me." Good friends are used to sell, and Lin Dong sold the Bingwan patriarch without any psychological pressure.

Li Juli also has no choice, she can't really let Lin Dong die coldly, "Okay, but you can't mess around." ”

"Of course, honest and reliable Xiao Langjun is talking about me."

Although the night obstructs vision, it does not affect the sense of hearing. Lin Dong actually can't really do anything bad, and he doesn't even dare to touch Li Juli, but he can move himself.

In the bed, Lin Dong took off his pants; The sturdy big tin was released.

Li Juli could feel the warm breath, wanted to hide but had nowhere to hide, wanted to shout but didn't dare to shout.

When his face was red and his ears were red, and he was helpless, the jade hand was dragged by Lin Dong to the fiery thing.

"If you don't mess with me, I'll you. Pick one for yourself. "Maybe it's because he's held it for too long, or maybe it's because the atmosphere is too tempting, in short, Lin Dong is completely demonized.

"It's too much." Li Juli squeezed it hard, and then withdrew her palm.

"Is it excessive?" Lin Dong sneaked his bad hand into the woman's clothes, up and down, "There is something more excessive, do you want to try?" ”

Li Juli bit her lip and suppressed her desire to moan, "You force me like this, I hate you!" Hate you! Hate you to death! ”

"It's not forced, I didn't touch you."

"Badass."

Rubbing, rubbing, like the pace of the devil.

Next to Jin Yarong, let Li Juli do bad things, this kind of excitement can not be described by pen and ink.

No numbers are omitted here.

……

After a long, long time, Li Juli's hands were numb and she was about to cramp.

Lin Dong suddenly took out a Durex and collected countless proteins into it; Then he threw it into the fire, and instantly turned to ashes, destroying the corpse.

A jungle artifact that is endlessly useful. (To be continued.) )