"Little egg, hurry up and bow your head! Beware of Chubby's paper airplane, it's one of the five unique hidden weapons in our primary school world! ”

Xiaohua watched in horror as the paper airplane flew past her eyes and flew in our direction!

In the continent of elementary school students, if a person is hit by a paper airplane, the light person will have his skin pierced and the bleeding will not stop, and the heavy person may be hit in both eyes until he is blind!

It's no wonder that Xiaohua was so scared that she cried!

In other words, at that time, the distance between us and Xiaopang was 3.02 meters, and the flight speed of the paper airplane was one meter per second, which means that we must knock out the paper airplane within these three seconds!

"Smack"

As soon as we stretched out our hand, we slapped the paper airplane to the ground and flattened it!

Seeing this, Xiaopang hurriedly threw two more in a row, but they were all flattened to the ground by us.

"This is also a unique secret weapon? I'm going to it, I can't help but fight."

We were a little inexplicable, and casually asked Chubby.

I saw that Xiaopang, Long Aotian, and Xiaohua all opened their mouths wide and looked at the paper airplanes on the ground in surprise.

"This can't be, you scumbag, you actually flattened the paper airplane, it took me an hour to fold it! Unforgivable! Chubby's eyes were full of anger.

Isn't it just a paper airplane, we think of when we were children, we also played this kind of game, but I didn't expect the paper airplane to become a unique secret weapon here!

"Could it be that this scumbag, who is naïve, weak, and has a low IQ, has exploded today? Chubby, quickly take out the Shen Qi scanning gun! Test this scum! ”

Long Aotian finally stopped crying, and realized that we were no longer the Lin Xiaodan before.

At this time, I saw that Xiaopang took out a palm-sized pistol-like scanner from behind his back.

He took this strange weapon, walked up to us, and shouted!

"I wish there was only one! Run, Scanner! ”

Wait, what kind of spell is this Nima, does this scanner still have an automatic voice recognition function?

With a "beep", a white light shook our eyes.

"Ahhh

I saw Xiao Chubby, trembling his body, shouting these words loudly, and you can clearly see that there are traces of crystal tears flashing in his eyes.

"This scumbag's aura value has actually reached 250!"

Chubby shouted loudly.

"What! He's almost reached my aura level, wasn't he only 50 before? ”

Long Aotian took a step back in surprise and looked at us with a puzzled look.

"Little egg, you actually reached 250?" Xiaohua was also stunned!

Nima, you're 250! What kind of bullshit is the spirit value, what kind of strange setting is this, why not come to a fox smell and poisonous gas sound wave?

It turns out that this Shen Qi value is the value of the attack power of a primary school student judged by the mainland of primary school students, with a range of about 0 to 1000, the larger the value, the stronger the attack power of primary school students! Basically, the attack value of a bar is about 100, and so on, the attack power of the top 10 bars is about 1000.

And Lin Xiaodan is a scumbag who doesn't even have a bar, how can his attack value reach 250?

From this point of view, the increase in the value of the divine qi is stained with our light!

In other words, we are now elementary school students who can match the two bars.

"Could it be that this scum stumbled and stole the banned drug in the elementary school world-Hua Huadan?"

Long Aotian blurted out.

"Huh? Hua Huadan, that's a stimulant banned by the school! It can instantly improve the combat effectiveness of elementary school students, where did you get this scum? ”

Chubby also asked loudly.

, kill me, what are these schoolboys in their heads!

"What Hua Hua Dan? I've never eaten before! ”

Let's start to defend ourselves, it's true that we haven't even seen it.

"Forget it, for Xiaohua's sake today, I'll spare you, remember that what you will hand in tomorrow morning is a pack of puppy bear noodles, don't bring the wrong one! Chubby, let's get out"

Long Aotian touched the cold sweat on his head, and disappeared in front of our eyes with the little fat.

What do you mean for the sake of the florets? Why didn't you withdraw when Xiaohua persuaded you to fight before? This thing is absolutely cowardly!

At this time, Xiaohua seemed to have been poisoned by a nymphomaniac, her eyes lit up, staring straight at us, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily left a trace of gorgeous saliva.

Elementary school students, don't do this! You're still young! You can't be obsessed with brother!

However, the scene that happened at the gate of the campus was watched by a pair of eyes in the communication room at the school gate.

"Lin Xiaodan, come here" A rough voice came from the communication room.

Who is this? Can you let us go home for a meal first! I'm so hungry!

"That little flower, you go back to do your homework first, and I'll go to the communication room first to see what the situation is."

"Well, Brother Xiaodan, you are really handsome today! You remember to go home and take the 250 bus to get off at the terminal! ”

Another 250, could it be that we are competing with 250 today!

After sending off Xiaohua, we went straight to the communication room at the school gate.

As soon as we pushed open the door, a direct gaze hit us.

I saw an old man wearing a gray tunic and a mountain hat on his head, holding the "World Journal" in his hand, sitting on a chair with his legs crossed, and a pair of dark blue slippers that kept swaying in the air on his feet.

The uninhibited posture, the stern expression, seemed to imply that something big was about to happen.

"Hurry up, close the door!" Uncle reminded us.

"Uncle, do you have something to do with me?"

We're a little confused, could it be that Lin Xiaodan did something illegal before to let the uncle catch him? Or is this uncle pedophilic?

We shuddered, for fear of meeting a perverted grandfather.

Suddenly, the uncle burst into tears and looked at us affectionately.

What's the situation? This uncle actually cried too!

"For five hundred years, Lao Yu has been lurking in Sunshine Primary School just waiting for the elementary school student who can flatten three paper airplanes with his bare hands, and you are the person who Lao Yu has been waiting for, please accept Lao Yu!"

As soon as the uncle finished speaking, he immediately bent his knees, plopped, and knelt in front of us.

What**？

I'm going to vomit blood in this plot, is this old man a joke invited by a monkey?

We can't stand the big salute of such an old man, so let's quickly pull this strange old man up from the ground.

"Uncle, what are you talking about? I'm so confused right now! What 500 years old? What has finally arrived? Am I just an ordinary elementary school student?"

The uncle wiped the tears on his face with his sleeve, and slowly took our little hand and sat on the chair next to him.

"Old decay has lived 580 years this year, if I am not mistaken! To tell the truth, Lao Yu is a primary school student who occupied the fifth place in the Mainland Divine Qi Value Ranking for Primary School Students five hundred years ago, with the title of Nine Bars, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called 'Heroes of Red Scarves'. ”

What the? I feel like a fire is about to erupt in my stomach! If this uncle didn't have a fever and burned out his brain today, he must have Alzheimer's disease, or maybe it was mental disorder syndrome.

"And then? What does this matter to me? ”