Ji Luobing didn't understand what he said, "What Monkey King?" Monkey King? ”

"That's right, I was thirsty and drank water in the middle of my sleep yesterday, and I heard the sound of Shui Yi'er's classmate breaking down, so I wanted to come over to see what was going on, but as a result, I saw that a good roof was demolished by your old man's house, and Shui Yi'er and Hitomi followed you back and forth below, I'm afraid you will fall off and fall to the ground, I have never seen such a scary person to get drunk."

"So, what about them?"

"In the main hall! Hitomi said, the money for repairing the roof will be deducted from your salary, I'll forget it, na, this is a ticket. ”

"Is it scary for me to get drunk?"

Shengsheng pointed to the ruined roof, "What do you say! ”

It's over, it's a shame to lose a lot of hair.

When Ji Luobing appeared in the hall with Shengsheng, he kept his head down, obviously, everyone looked at themselves like crazy people, really, once he knew that his wine was not good, he didn't upgrade to the point of demolishing the house, right?

"Good morning, everyone."

"It's already noon." Shui Yi'er still held the book from last night and looked at it very carefully, and did not look up.

Ji Luobing couldn't find a crack in the ground to drill, Wen Juntong poured him a cup of hot water and handed it to him, "Is it still uncomfortable?" ”

"The wine I brew won't be uncomfortable, I guess you'll have to ask if the demolished house is uncomfortable."

"It wasn't like that when I was drunk before." Ji Luobing didn't have the confidence to speak at the beginning.

"It's not your fault, this wine is to relieve pressure, it means that the pressure in your body is too great, and it has been released invisibly, it seems that Uncle Xiao usually squeezes you hard enough! If I hadn't kicked you alive and stunned you, I don't know how long you would have to make a fuss. ”

"What? Life again? "No wonder I wake up in the morning with a little neck pain.

"Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome, I didn't want to care about you at first, but looking at Yi'er's annoying appearance, I still made a move, if Yi'er has something, who will make me dessert!"

Wen Juntong reviewed very deeply on the side, "Did I put a lot of pressure on you?" ”

Ji Luobing hurriedly shook his head, "No, I don't feel a lot of pressure!" I feel normal! ”

"Maybe you're depressed in one way, yesterday I was very eye-opening to see that Uncle Xiao was teased by you, Uncle Xiao is shy, you still don't let go, tsk, it's obviously been suppressed for a long time!"

"Huh? Can this aspect be released? Wen Juntong couldn't help but be shocked, this wine is much better than Meng Po Tang Forgetful Water to release pressure or something!

"Hey, hey, I'm a god wine! Mortals will get drunk if they touch a little, and a few of you have drunk a jar! He also drank the most. ”

"Or, Ji Luobing, give you a vacation, right? Tsk, that hungry and thirsty look really can't bear to look at directly, shouldn't you still be a boy? ”

"What's wrong with the boy? Who stipulates that if you are a child, you will be despised? Who didn't come from a child? It is as if you were born with experience! Ji Luobing was indignant, why shouldn't it be Shui Yi'er who got drunk and provoked? Why is it the shadow of Wen Juntong all night?

Isn't it really bent yourself? And then let this wine magnify its own needs? Finished! This is something that subverts what I have known since I was a child!

But over the years, I really haven't touched a woman, but I haven't touched a man either! Could it be that when I was drunk again, something happened that I didn't know?

So in the eyes of everyone's suspicion, Ji Luobing's three views that he had always done correctly were also trampled on by himself, and he began to self-doubt, self-criticism, and self-examination.

After thinking for a long time, Ji Luobing pulled Wen Juntong to flash outside, regardless of the life of eating snacks and Shui Yi'er who was reading seriously, under a rockery, Ji Luobing took a deep breath and looked at Wen Juntong very seriously, "Hitomi, you sue me, are you straight or bent?" ”

"Huh? What straight and crooked? Walking? Obviously, Wen Juntong's little classmate couldn't understand the strange words that suddenly appeared.

"Eh~~ I'll put it another way, but let's say it first, don't get angry, don't break off relations, just when I ask Brother Qing, can you do it?"

"Ah, okay, you ask." Wen Juntong raised his hand seriously, ensuring that he would never get angry and keep handing over.

"Do you like girls or guys?"

"I like them all."

"Huh? What does it mean to like it all? "Is this kid still intersexual?

"Aren't you talking about children? In fact, as long as it's mine, I like it both men and women. ”

Ji Luobing turned his head and hit the rockery, "Who told you about the child?" Thinking so long? You can think of children, only girls can have children with you, right? I'm talking about your love orientation. ”

"Huh? Well, I've never been in a relationship, so I'm not very clear. ”

"・・・・・・" another one is not very clear! Oh my God, are all the people around you like this? Don't know your own orientation? Forget it, I don't even know myself, and I still have strange thoughts!

Ji Luobing, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, is like having prenatal anxiety disorder, thinking that this problem must be studied clearly immediately, otherwise he will not be able to face beautiful women and beautiful men in the future!

How to verify it? Where can I find this kind of real thing? What are the identification criteria? It's over? Do you want to ask Huo Yan and An Shenghao, wasn't Hitomi very familiar with them before? Can you open a back door and sell out** or something?

"Hitomi, you know An Shenghao very well, right?" That guy must be a crook!

"Yes, I used to be his staff for delicious food."

"Did he marry a man?"

"That's right."

"Then his usual love life, has he provoked all kinds of boys?"

"No, before he met Huo Yan, he always thought he liked the girl, and at that time he and Murong Yi were still rivals in love, but Murong Yi started too quickly, he just didn't have a chance."

"And how did he know for sure he was a brokeback?"

"Actually, he must be a girl at the beginning who was so beautiful as Huoyan, but later he learned that it was a boy, and he also hesitated, but he wanted to understand that he didn't go for Huoyan's face, he really liked Huoyan's person, including that face, he married him because he wanted to protect him, they are true love!"

"Uh~~~" What should I do? Who has the experience? "Who else do you know who can quickly discern people's orientations?"

"Yi'er. After all, she could see from the beginning that An Shenghao and Huo Yan were together. In fact, Huoyan is more thorough! An Shenghao was bent by him. ”

"Yi'er?! She's a little girl! ”

"She's a mother of two! And there are very few people who want to be like her, completely able to accept others, whether you are heterosexual or not, she is very happy to accept and bless. If you want to check it out, you'll have to look for her. And she is a strict person with a good sense of secrecy. It was when An Shenghao and Huo Yan were already together that we found out. And she already knew that the secrecy was well done. ”

"Uh~~" said this, it seems that there is really no choice! The planes are not interchangeable, if they can be changed to modern times, they will go to see a psychiatrist, and they must correct themselves! However, at present, I can only be here, and I can't fully accept the same sex in modern times.

When Shui Yi'er was about to leave, she was driven to the study by Ji Luobing and Wen Juntong in one breath.

Looking at the extremely serious expressions of the two, Shui Yi'er felt flattered, is this underworld a thing? These two people, one Hades and one judge, what is the matter with such strict expressions?

"What's wrong with you two? It's not like I'm here to read and still have to pay for it, right? The wine I brought, and the desserts I brought with me weren't cheap! You still have to ask me for money for the accommodation fee! ”

"Who told you about money!" Really, can you be a god without being so materialistic!

"And what are you going to say?"

"We both want to ask you for a favor!" Ji Luobing was so excited that she almost hugged her thighs.

"Hey~~ It's you, it doesn't seem like there's me, right?" Wen Juntong protested in a low voice on the side, just now he clearly said that he would identify himself!

"You have to stay with me! Otherwise, a person will not feel safe! Looking at Ji Luobing's anxious appearance, Wen Juntong immediately nodded in agreement.

Seeing the two muttering there, Shui Yi'er raised her hand in protest, "You are looking for my help, can you at least let me participate?" You both won't let me participate, how can I help? From which gang? ”

"Eh~~ I want you to help test it, our humming weather (xing orientation)~~" When the last three words were spoken, Ji Luobing's voice was obviously out of tune, with a little shyness and awkwardness by the way.

"Huh?" Has hearing declined as a god? Why can't you understand what is being said?

Ji Luobing stabbed Wen Juntong, who was clubbing beside him, "You say, you say~~"

"Ah, he meant to let you test us both out of our xing orientation." Wen Juntong's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and Ji Luobing on the side hurriedly turned around, saying that it was not what he wanted, and it had nothing to do with me.

Shui Yi'er, who heard it clearly, almost squirted out at once, but because she didn't hurt the fragile hearts of the two of them, she tried her best to endure it, and asked in surprise, "You two don't know your orientation?" ”

Wen Juntong answered very generously, "What's there!" Most people don't know their own orientation, and they don't understand until they get to a certain situation. ”

"Well, that makes sense. So, let me ask you, do you usually have a collection of beautiful paintings? It's just Sichun's who has nothing to face, and the kind that wants Chiguoguo, like solving a physiological problem by yourself or something? ”