Chapter 176: Joking about the Water Margin

Ye Liangchen glanced at Gao Kui, as if he didn't mean to turn his face, so he continued: "Of course, it is undeniable that you started late, maybe in time you will catch up with Zhao Ritian and be comparable to Boss Pan, but even so what? **** characters abound over Boss Pan, just now Brother Da Kui said that you are a fan of the Three Kingdoms, coincidentally, I am a Water Margin fan. Reading "Water Margin", I found that in fact, the 0 heroes of Shuibo Liangshan are the earliest and most awesome underworld in China. Many people must be anxious with me when I say this, but when we talk between brothers, it's not an academic discussion, when I say this, you listen to it, don't take it too seriously, if you want to listen to me, I'll talk to you."

Gao Kui was a little unhappy at first being interrupted by Ye Liangchen, but when he heard what he said, he really reasoned, so he didn't bother with him. At this moment, Ye Liangchen actually said that the Liangshan heroes are the ...... of the underworld, this is still the first time Gao Kui has heard people evaluate Liangshan heroes like this, it is too exciting, and no matter what other people think, Gao Kui couldn't wait to say: "It's not true, it's not true, let's talk about it!" ”

"Let's start with the theory, which is the documentary evidence. Why do I say they're the underworld? Because according to the basis for the identification of underworld criminal organizations in the Criminal Law, Liangshan 0 people meet four characteristics: first, they are organized and disciplined, and there are only 0 bald heads, and there are countless younger brothers; Second, they have hands and feet, but they do not support themselves, but seek gold and silver treasures through illegal means, such as the time of the thief on the drum of fleas; Third, they bribed and coerced court officials to be their protective umbrella, and Song Jiang was a typical representative before he went up the mountain to join the gang; Fourthly, where they exist, violence often arises, crowds and fights occur from time to time, and even murder and overhaul goods, although "they have done the right thing for heaven". But a certain kind of Cheng dΓΉ also disrupts the local order of production and life. ”

Ye Liangchen's words were a bit chewy, and everyone was drowsy when they heard it, but the theory has always been like this, and he couldn't say the flowers, but then it was time for him to 'perform', so I just heard him continue: "Don't say anything else." I'll just mention a few of his household names. The flower monk Lu Zhishen killed the town of Guanxi with three fists, yes, the town of Guanxi is not a good cake. A big tree that had grown on the side of the road for many years was fine, but because a few dead crows had fallen on it, he made a noise to him, and he "popped" it up for others, and it was suitable to send it to the forest farm to be a lumberjack. Lu Zhishen may be a grumpy person, you must be careful when you meet this kind of person, drink a little and force the whole wine to be a wine Mengzi, and take your life in minutes. And then? Became a monk...... In the end, when he passed away, he also wrote a whole poem: He doesn't cultivate good fruits in his life, he only loves to kill people and set fires. Suddenly, the golden rope was opened, and the jade lock was torn off here. Hey! The tide on the Qiantang River is coming, and today I know that I am me! ”

The crowd listened amusementably and burst into laughter.

". This example is not well given, Lu Zhishen is one of the few people who rarely have a good death. Let's leave him alone. Who else, Black Whirlwind Li Kui! How many people did he kill with those axes? Li Kui originally went to Liangshan to enjoy happiness with his mother behind his back, but the old mother didn't have that blessing and let the tigress eat it, you said that you will take revenge, he is good. The whole nest of the tigress family is served, how cute is the little tiger, or is it a national protected animal, how cruel? Moreover, this man is also a heavy drinker. If you drink a little wine, you won't accept the **** tube, and seven will not accept and eight will not be angry. is such a ruthless man, he didn't die in a hundred battles, and was finally poisoned by his good brother"

The crowd was already laughing, and the scene was so joyful.

"And who else, the nine-tattooed dragon Shi Jin who likes tattoos. Let's look at the Hong Kong and Taiwan movies in which the underworld generally tattoos an over-the-shoulder dragon, a chick eats Mitu, a little tadpole looking for a mother or something, it's pretty awesome, look at people, nine dragons are tattooed directly, the front five big characters: Eighteen palms of the dragon, and five big characters on the back: Lushan Shenglongba! Just ask who else? Pure he is a social cannon, what happened later, he was shot off the horse by Fang La Pang Wanchun with an arrow, and then shot to death with an arrow, although Pang Wanchun was later caught by Lu Junyi's subordinates, cut his belly and cut his heart, but the nine-tattooed dragon died and could not be resurrected, if you want me to say, he shouldn't have tattooed any nine dragons in the first place, what did he do with that effort, it is better to tattoo a cat, a cat has nine lives, as long as he is not shot with ten arrows, he may be able to be resurrected. ”

Many people had already slipped from the bench to the floor laughing, clutching their stomachs and laughing to themselves.

Ye Liangchen saw that the atmosphere was almost baked, glanced at the people, and asked sternly: "You ask yourself, how are you capable compared to these Liangshan heroes?" Do you have the confidence to mix better than them? ”

The crowd who was still happy just now was asked to be blindfolded, and then Ye Liangchen looked at Gao Kui and said: "I have heard a saying: As a strong person, it is often not good to die, and as a weak person, it is often not good to live!" Although you are majestic now, there are a large group of junior brothers around you, just like a small boss like Lao He is afraid of you and what he is afraid of, do you really think he is afraid of you? No, what he is afraid of is this world, he is no longer young, he has a family and a family, and in order to survive he has to be a weakling. The way I pointed out to you to make money is not to let you break off with the past at once, but just to get closer to the right track. Where to go, you big brother, get an idea! ”

Gao Kui looked at his brothers, thought for a while, and said: "Brother Liangchen, although you are young, you are quite knowledgeable, brother listens to you, but you have to be able to tell me the truth, what kind of deal do we want?" ”

Ye Liangchen met Gao Kui's expectant and apprehensive gaze, and said sonorously: "Be the agent of Lianzhu Beer!" ”

From the previous acquaintance with Song Yongchao, Gao Kui heard Song Yongchao mention the name Ye Liangchen, to Ye Liangchen's courage and righteousness in the billiard hall, and then to Ye Liangchen's humble and arrogant arguments at the wine table tonight, and easily defeated Wu Hao. It was not Gao Kui's intention to become the master of Tiezhong, since Ye Liangchen said so, he was very happy to sell this favor.

Everyone drank a few glasses of liquor, and tasted Lao He's two bottles of ginseng and deer antler velvet by the way, of course, this health wine can not be drunk more, young people are full of blood and are prone to nosebleeds.

Song Yongchao went to check out, but he broke Lao He Le, the sun really came out of the west today, and he really gave money, a total of 50 yuan, and only 500 yuan was collected.

This meal was so enjoyable!