"Chapter 328: Buns (II)"
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And Huang Tao didn't care, and continued to talk, "Then I started to study and face!" In fact, the essentials of noodles are like playing with mud. First of all, you have to mix with the children and play with the mud to the extreme! ā
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"Mud, a kind of poor children given by God can not be played badly, everywhere, inexhaustible, inexhaustible toys, now, although many people have forgotten, but I will not forget, it has been rooted in my heart, grown in my memory, has become a big tree with branches and leaves, I often sit in the shade of the tree, shaking an old fan, reminiscing about the flawless time, intoxicated in that long memory. I think back then, in order to save costs, when I first started making steamed buns, I used mud to practice my hands! Often, after a rainy day, I would gather with a group of children and go out into the street to release the stuffiness of being held at home by the rain. At this time, the mud that can be seen everywhere pulls out our interest, and I only need a proposal, and everyone will get a response, so everyone rushes to dig the mud, pick those smooth fields without grass, each of them digs a large ball, choose a flat place, wipe the ground with small palms, hold the mud in both hands, and knead it on the ground, until the kneaded mud has toughness, looks smooth, and does not stick to the mud on the hands, and you can start buns. Of course, it would be better if there were a few large rocks or cement slabs on the street, and the surface on it would be more comfortable to play with. ā
The more the "......" waiter listened, the more speechless he became.
"When I came back, I felt like my skills in playing with mud had gone against the sky! I've tried making buns out of mud! The steamed buns are exactly the same as the real thing! It looks like the buckwheat buns we see now, the color, the luster, and the delicacy! The only drawback...... It's just a taste of the past! For this, I was beaten by a group of people...... Compensation for medical expenses alone has gone tens of millions of ......," Huang Tao was gloomy.
"You're not, aren't you? Eating mud for others?? It's strange if people don't beat you!! Aren't you just starting out, though? Where did the tens of millions come from to pay? The waiter laughed.
"It's the only savings my parents left me......," Huang Tao said shamelessly.
"How much money did your parents leave you?"
"Two billion!"
"You are a rich second generation, and then you started a business with buns, and you lost only tens of millions left? Your entrepreneurial history is really good, I still want to learn, it seems that I can only make negative teaching materials! "The waiter was happy.
"I didn't lose anything! That was just a minor setback in life! As the saying goes, the heavens descend on the people, they must first lose their minds, hurt their muscles and bones, starve their bodies, hollow out their bodies, and do whatever they want, so they are tempted to endure and benefit from what they cannot. Huang Tao said.
"What's the word for that?? Still confused by their minds? Hurt its muscles and bones?? Have you gone crazy practicing the Seven Wounded God Fist? The waiter chuckled.
Huang Tao's culture is not high, but his memory is excellent, these stories that Wang Erwu told him, he basically memorized them word for word, and then turned them into his own stories and then said them, however, this ancient text is not easy to remember, and it is already very good to be able to remember it like this. Hearing the waiter expose him, he was slightly embarrassed, "Anyway, that's the case, the key is that I won the victory in my life with the buns I made with dough later!" ā
"Hehe, you shouldn't have used any side doors, right?"
"What do you mean by the side door? I'm doing it openly! ā
"Really? There have been people who have a history of selling mud, and there are still people who dare to buy the buns they make?? ā
"Hey, hey! That's because I used strong propaganda! It's the advertising effect, you know? Huang Tao said with a smile.
"You still know advertising?"
"Of course!" Huang Tao's words are not an exaggeration, because Wang Erwu is from a TV station and attaches great importance to the publicity effect, so Huang Tao, as the president of Halloween International, has to contact advertising contracts most of the time. Therefore, his common sense of advertising has indeed made up for it.
"I put out a banner in front of my bun shop, conquer your heart, conquer your stomach, the buns are delicious and inexpensive!!"
"Hehe, I think it should be...... It hurts your heart, washes your stomach, and you can't sleep after eating! The first time I heard it, I opened a bun shop with an advertisement ......" The waiter chatted with Huang Tao and actually started to joke, "Think about it, like some big companies or products for promotion, advertising slogans are really useful, for example, I remember a few, Vipshop, a website specializing in special sales!" If you change your bun advertisement, so-and-so bun shop, a bun shop that only sells buns! Can this still be considered an advertisement? Isn't this nonsense? Hahaha. For another example, the last time I took the driver's license test, the driving management had all the advertising slogans, and always let the driver's license expire before yourself! This was meant to remind us to pay attention to driving safety and avoid traffic accidents! If you change it to an advertisement for your buns, you must always let the buns expire before yourself! What does this mean? Dare to love your bun, is it rat poison? Is it more venomous than a five-step snake? ā
"Nonsense! Don't insult this sacred science, who said that bun shops can't be promoted! From ancient times to the present, there are countless restaurants that have been blessed by advertising! According to legend, one year the Qianlong Emperor of the Qing Dynasty paid a private visit to Weifu, and saw a restaurant called "Natural Residence" in the remote alleys of the capital. But the next link couldn't think about it, and when he was having a big headache, Ji Xiaolan said to the next couplet: "People have passed the Big Buddha Temple, and the Temple Buddha is bigger than people." This couplet made a free advertisement for the Natural Residence Hotel, which was full for a while and the business was booming. Room occupancy has increased by 25% year-on-year! ā
Huang Tao thought for a while and continued, "In ancient times, there were many people who used couplets to advertise, among which Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, was one of them. "Miscellaneous Tales of Hairpin Cloud Building" contains: One year on Chinese New Year's Eve, Zhu Yuanzhang issued an edict, demanding that the civil and military officials and ordinary people in the imperial capital of Jinling should post Spring Festival alliances to celebrate the New Year. He also went to the street to inspect the micro-service, and found that a family did not post Spring Festival couplets, and when he asked, he found out that it was a gelding, the business was not good, and he was illiterate, so he couldn't afford to ask others to write couplets. So Zhu Yuanzhang wrote him a couplet with a pen: "Split the road of life and death with both hands, and cut the root of right and wrong with one knife." The couplet was written with humor and humor, attracting onlookers from the neighborhood, and as a result, it was directly advertised for his home. Since then, the family has not only taken over more gelding business, but even friends who want to enter the palace as eunuchs have come to the door to beg for abuse! ā
According to other historical records, during the Hongzhi period of the Ming Dynasty, there was a hotel opened by a father and daughter on the edge of the West Lake in Hangzhou, and the father and daughter were in trouble due to poor management and business depression. In the spring of this year, the famous calligrapher Zhu Zhishan returned from a trip to the West Lake, and after entering the store to drink, he fell in love with someone else's daughter, so he wrote a couplet: "Regardless of the east or west, I take care of the wine; Rise or fall, please stop drinking. These two lines of big characters were originally meant to tell the father of the family, and in the future, his daughter, he wished Zhishan to raise! Who knows that by mistake, it has caused a sensation in cities and villages near and far, and there are constant viewers every day. Since then, the business of the hotel has gradually prospered, and the woman kicked Zhu Zhishan with one kick and found a little white face......"
"The so-called advertisements of ancient times are actually mostly just adult beauty works that they improvised and improvised, but unexpectedly, they are still talked about by people today. That's the unique charm of advertising! Huang Tao said a lot in one breath, and the waiter was stunned when he heard it......
ps: Thank you for the reward. (To be continued.) )