Sima Lan really doesn't know what he did in his last life, and he wants this gang of bastards to punish himself in this life!

In particular, I met a robber just now, and its strange journey is enough to say, and now there is a funeral team, dead or alive will not give way, and the two big filial sons are stumbling and the other are behind their ears, and there is no way to communicate at all.

Sima pointed to the eight people behind him who were carrying the coffin and playing musical instruments: "Which of you can explain the matter, neither of these two people is reliable, so I feel sorry to help me talk about it." ”

As soon as Sima's voice fell, all eight people surrounded him and said to Sima: "Aba, Abba Aba, Abba Aba, Abba Baba Aba, Abba Baba Baba ......." ”

Sima cried.

The big filial son has a knock and a back of his ear, and the eight sedan chairs are all dumb. How did this group get together? How do you communicate?

Sima was in the middle of the ground gesturing, sweating profusely, and the off-road motorcycle was trapped in a narrow place, unable to get over and help, so he had to reverse the same way and go back to contact the helicopter.

The people in front of the big screen were still surprised and sighed for Sima, but this time everyone was amused.

The second young master of the dignified Sima family actually let a group of funeral people block the canyon and couldn't get out, this Nima is too funny, right? This time, not to mention the students and the military, let alone Zhong Meijia, who knew the bone dragon and the little ghost, even Xie Wenbin and Zou Bad laughed.

Although they knew they shouldn't laugh, they just couldn't help it, and there was only one reason - it was really funny!

After grinding and chirping for nearly half an hour, the funeral team finally began to lift the coffin and walked forward, Sima looked at the back of the group and scolded fiercely.

Get on your horse and continue to gallop.

Sima Chao felt, why did it seem that even God was helping Li Huaifeng? Kindness? His horse is obviously faster than him, if Li Huaifeng is in front for the first time, then that big guy will definitely rob Li Huaifeng and not himself (this stupid lack hasn't realized it yet, it's not a matter of order at all, no matter when he arrives, he will be robbed).

And this time, if he can get out of the canyon before Li Huaifeng, then it must be Li Huaifeng who is stopped here. (Ibid.)

Anyway, if your horse is fast, you will definitely be able to catch up with Li Huaifeng!

Because of the wrong judgment of the established route, the off-road motorcycle team had to go back the same way, and the funny thing is that when they returned the same way, the robber had long since gone to sleep, but disappeared.

Sima Chao continued to run wildly, he wished that his horse had eight hooves, and he wished that he was a Monkey King with the ability to soar through the clouds.

From a distance, I saw that there was a river in front of me, and two ferrymen were there, and one of them seemed to have negotiated a price with Li Huaifeng, so he took Li Huaifeng and his horse and began to cross the river.

Sima hurriedly whipped his horse and finally rushed to him, and when he reached the river, he almost jumped off his horse, and said, "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Let's go and catch up with the ferryman in front. ”

Rolling his eyelids: "Huh? What do you say? ”

Sima Chao is really going crazy, why does Li Huaifeng always seize the opportunity? Why are normal people all met by him, and all I encounter is problematic? This guy is behind the ear again?

So he approached and opened his eyes, pointed to Li Huaifeng's boat, which had already gone far away, and shouted: "I mean, let you catch up with them!" ”

When he opened his eyes and took the oar, he went to smash Sima Chao's head: "What are you calling!?" Surprise me! ”

Sima looked at him indiscriminately: "You don't have your ears back?" ”

"You're just behind your ears!" Blind and obviously choked with anger: "Your whole family is behind your ears!" ”

Zhong Meijia in front of the big screen fell on the sofa laughing just when she saw that she was blind, and she completely became a madman when she laughed, and she didn't have the demeanor of a goddess at all. She didn't know how Li Huaifeng got in touch with this group of people, but it was certain that almost all of these people were Sima Chao's enemies, and with them, Sima Chao was definitely dreaming to win Li Huaifeng.

Poor Sima Chao didn't realize it now, he had fallen into the trap of the Seven Demons and the Thirty-six Ghosts of the Snow Ridge, and everyone was clearly relaying the disaster to him. But this is not to blame Sima Chao, how do the two of them communicate with the outside world in the mountains? Isn't this scientific? So he couldn't have imagined that this group of people was deliberately found by Li Huaifeng.

Sima Chao said blindly to his eyes: "I'll ask you, I'm in a hurry, you can tell you how much money you want." ”

He squatted on the ground and smoked a cigarette with his eyes open, and he didn't look at Sima Chao, but just stretched out a hand and shook it at him.

"Five hundred!?" Sima Chao said in surprise, and said in his heart that the asking price of this ferry is very high.

"What about coaxing children to play?" Blind and dissatisfied: "Five million! ”

Sima Chao's face twitched, and everyone watching the live broadcast was dumbfounded. A ferryman in such a remote place would open his mouth and ask for a price of millions?

Sima said chaotically: "Five million? Why don't you grab it? ”

He stood up sharply and took out his knife: "Okay, I'll grab it and hand over the money!" ”

Sima Chao lowered his shoulders: "I don't know why, I'm not surprised if you say that, rub." ”

Blind squatted down again, put away the knife and continued to smoke: "If you can't cross the river, find a way to go by yourself, don't say it's useless." ”

Sima Lan pointed to Li Huaifeng, who had turned into a small black dot in the distance: "He also took out five million?" ”

Shaking his head: "He only gave two pieces of robe meat." ”

Sima Chao was about to collapse: "Why, he can cross the river with two pieces of robe and meat, why do you want five million?" ”

Blind to the cigarette butt thrown to the ground, stood up and crushed it with his foot: "I don't want to earn more!" ”

Sima Chao is about to cry, what a strange reason that can't be refuted, earn more, are you earning more? You're asking for a sky-high price, okay? You're not afraid that the Price Bureau will punish you to death!

Sima hurriedly circled the ground, then stopped and said to his eyes: "Can it be cheaper, or keep the account first." ”

He squatted down again, took out a cigarette, and smoked in disregard of Sima: "Can't." ”

Sima said chaotically: "Brother, I see that you are not too young, I will sue you for something, just the position you chose, such a broken boat, plus you are such an unreliable ferryman, not to mention five million, five hundred yuan your business is not good." We have to be reliable in doing business, we can't ask for a price, right? You offer a reasonable price, and I can't bargain with you, can't I? ”

I opened my eyes and sighed: "You don't know, I'm more than Chinese New Year's Eve years old today, I haven't had a wife, and whoever I find a girl thinks I'm poor." This time, the fat girl in the next village was willing to be good to me, but she asked for a bride price of five million, and I promised her, and I will make up enough for her in the next few days. Therefore, I am bound to get these five million, and you don't need to persuade me. ”

Sima Lan was simply stupidly cried by this ferryman: "Big brother, are you sure you can make five million here in the next few days?" In this way, I have a tablet tablet here, worth six or seven thousand yuan, and you can sell it for three and a half thousand if you take it to the second-hand market, which is much more suitable than your one, how about it? ”

He glanced at him blindly: "I'm sorry, I only accept cash." ”

Sima Chao pointed to the front and found that Li Huaifeng was gone, and became even more anxious: "Are you sure that the ferryman just now also received cash?" There's no way that kid has cash on him. ”

"I'm not like him." opened his eyes and said blindly: "He doesn't have to take fat girls, there is no shortage of five million, of course someone will give meat and leave, I am different, I have to marry a fat girl." ”

Sima narrowed his eyes: "I'm really worried about your IQ." ”

Zhong Meijia's stomach hurt with a smile, she couldn't imagine that this blind person was so creative, and he almost went crazy to Sima Chaochao. God married a fat girl and five million, obviously deliberately wanted Sima to stay here for a while.

But they are really unwilling to be lonely, they don't use force, and they don't hurt anyone, they are here to talk to you, and they are simply whimsical, they don't slip before and after, they don't follow each other, and they are incomprehensible. In the absence of mental illness, you simply can't talk well to their group.

Luo Meiwei also laughed: "Why is Sima Chao so declining today, this ferryman is so interesting." ”

Sima Chao's hair was messed up and his breathing was short, he licked his lips and explained in a hurry: "Little brother, look! I'll help you analyze and analyze, how long have you been ferrying here? ”

"Two years." Answer "honestly" with your eyes open.

"What's the biggest ferry you've ever received in two years?"

"Uh...... Hundred. ”

“OK！ Do you calculate how many hundred do you need to get five million? ”

He opened his eyes and began to count with his fingers: "One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred, five hundred." Six hundred....... ”

Sima Chao stopped him, and said in his heart, "Are you counting?" You are simply counting, if you count until five million, Li Huaifeng will reach the end!

Sima Lan took the tablet and used a calculator to calculate for him: "Look, five million, divided by one hundred, is equal to fifty thousand!" Fifty thousand! That said, you're ...... here. ”

Blind in surprise, he snatched the tablet and looked at it: "Really!?" As long as I collect 50,000 hundred, I can marry a fat girl? ”

Sima Chao was about to vomit blood, he really wanted to vomit blood, he was very much like knowing, where did his optimism and excitement come from when he heard the result of fifty thousand and one hundred! Also, why does that chubby chick want so much? You just tell this fool plainly, you can't be good with him in your life, it's good, let this fool torture me here! I'm messing with someone.

Sima Lan tried hard to restrain his feelings: "Hey, fifty thousand one hundred, in fact, don't be too happy, you will never earn it by ferrying here in your life, even if you earn it, I am afraid that by then the fat girl will become a fat grandmother, and the grandson in her arms may not be anyone." ”

I was blinded: "What should I do?" ”

"You ferry me over, I'm rich."

"You're rich?"

"Very rich."

"Still very rich?"

"I'll come to you later."

"You're looking for me."

"That's right, and it's going to be very fast."

"Soon, soon?"

"I'll give you five million after that."

"Give me five million?"

"You can marry a fat girl."

"Really?"

"So you'll have to ferry me across the river now."

"Okay, I'll ferry you across the river."

Sima Yan let out a sigh of relief, thanked God in his heart, and prayed, don't let yourself encounter this kind of weird thing again.