505. Chapter 504 is too cunning

In front of the Tianwang Palace, a large number of tourists have been shouting non-stop in the tour guide's broken gong-like throat and broken drum-like horn, with a weak voice and perfunctory recitation, it is really hard to imagine how the group of tourists can stand it.

He Ke couldn't get used to hearing this kind of voice, and frowned.

There seems to be some kind of rule for which foot to step first when entering the palace of the Heavenly King, so that the tour guide is flickering.

He Ke stood on the high door lift, neither up nor down, neither left nor right, deliberately angry with the tour guide there.

"Look what you can, be careful to fall off and drop your ass in half!"

"My ass is already in half!" He gave me a blank look.

Jumping down from the tall door lift, almost instantly, the naughtiness and excitement disappeared without a trace on He Ke's face.

Maybe it was the fatigue that was still haunting her, whether it was facing the gods in the Heavenly King's Palace, or facing the steps in front of us that seemed to never end, how could she not arouse any interest.

So much so that I wanted to secretly turn on the camera and snap a few photos of her cute face without a good angle.

Similarly, He Ke was not very interested.

Finally, in front of the Thousand Arhat Hall, He Ke could no longer hold on and handed over his body to the steps next to him.

"He Ke, are you feeling uncomfortable?" I took the drink and handed it to her.

"I don't want to drink it," He Ke muttered, "my green tea." ”

"Shall we change places? It's windy here, don't blow you cold! "The steps in the corner of the wall are facing the wind, although it is a good place for a mountain climber to rest, but after all, He Ke looks very delicate, and her body is not suitable for sitting here.

"No, I'll just rest for a while." He Ke hugged his legs and curled up on the stone steps.

"Then you stand up, I'll give you something, the cement steps are too cold." From my bag, I pulled out some unused scrap paper.

He Ke was very obedient, but she only moved her ass briefly, as if the fatigue made her unable to support her body.

"How far is it?" He Ke's tone was crying, very cute and innocent.

"It's early, right? I just heard the tour guide say that it is still 5 kilometers to walk! Do you do that? ”

"Huh?" He exaggerated his body to my side, and my answer made her a little devastated. "It's so far away, I can't walk."

"Why don't we go? Don't get too tired! ”

"How's that going to work? We've all come here, and we're giving up halfway, huh? I finally got to walk with you. ”

"What if your body can't stand it? It's not in the city, and besides, you have to take a boat for rafting, so if you touch cold water or something, it will hurt your body. "It may be a bit self-righteous, but after all, I think so.

"Ugh. How so? Suffering. "He Ke Boss is not happy.

"I'm not going today, I'll come with you when you get better one day?"

"How long will it take? Lifetime? ”

"It won't take that long, will it? Hehe. I smiled awkwardly.

"I won't be able to wait in line until the next life." Judging from He Ke's reaction speed, this doesn't seem like a joke.

"Oh." I am invulnerable to this. "Then we'll have to come back when we have time."

"Why is it so miserable? I've wanted to come for a long time, but I can't climb up when I come. Really! He Ke has been complaining.

"You're not comfortable in that place?" I think that's the most critical thing.

"I'm bored." He leaned his head on my shoulder and muttered.

"Then you can rest for a while, and we'll go down later."

To be honest, if it weren't for this place where there is no up and down, I would really like to let He Reliable just like that, if nothing else, just to provide She with a not broad but solid shoulder when He Ke needs it.

Suddenly, I realized that, in fact, this is the kind of happiness I have been looking for.

At this point, I pointed my phone at the two of us and took our first and only photo together.

"What are you shooting?" He Ke still heard the sound of the shutter.

"It's okay, just shoot and play!" I hurriedly put my phone away.

"Show me!" He Ke raised his head.

It seemed that I couldn't hide, so I handed over my phone.

"I'm so ugly!" He Ke muttered. "Would you like to delete it?"

"How nice." I'm a little reluctant.

"Delete it, let you shoot it when it goes down later, okay? Emaciated to death. He Ke rested his head on my shoulder again, as if he no longer insisted.

I just turned the camera off slightly.

"Let's go, there's still a long way to go." I changed the subject in order not to let He Ke go around the issue of photos anymore.

"Hmm." After all, He Ke didn't move at all.

"Otherwise. I'll carry you, look at how tired you look! ”

"Shall we go?" He Ke opened his eyes under the long eyelashes again, with a gentle and lovely expression under exhaustion.

"Let's go, we'll come back next time when you're better!"

"Hmm."

I took He Ke's big satchel and took her over.

In the middle of the long staircase, in the sunset, there was our long figure.

The way back was not so smooth, and when I passed the potholed place again, there was already a long traffic jam. There is almost no possibility of squirming when it is blocked.

"Isn't it?" After a long stop, I turned off the engine.

"Why don't you leave?" He Ke opened his eyes from the seat where he was lying.

"It's been a long time since I've been stuck in traffic." I pressed the window and looked helplessly ahead.

"How so?" He Ke sat up and looked at the endless line in front of him.

"Who knows, maybe something happened up front, right?" I guess. "He Ke, you rest in the car for a while, I'll go to the front and take a look, don't run around!"

"Hmm!" He Ke lay down very obediently, and seemed to agree with my request.

After three cars of each other, I saw a car from the same city as me, a Santana 2000, and probably couldn't stand the long wait, the owner got out of the car, squatted aside and smoked.

"Dude? This is your car? ”

"Ahh Oh, yes. ”

"Our fellow countrymen." I smiled and wore almost.

"Really?" The guy looked up at me and looked behind me at my license plate. "Yo, really!"

"What's going on?" I pulled out my cigarette and handed it over.

"Alas, a big car has been stuck in the newly paved roadbed, it's been almost two hours, isn't this crane coming!" As he spoke, the brother was still facing the front of Nunu's mouth.

Following the direction, I took a closer look, and there was indeed a crane working over there.

"Looking at this formation, it is estimated that it will not be possible to get out for another two hours!"

"Who knows? I've been waiting for two hours. This brother simply sat on the ground with a helpless face.

"This is the way to the city?" I also crouched on the ground.

"Isn't that the way it goes? If there is another one, it will be a detour, more than 40 kilometers. ”

"Oh."

"What, went to the Grand Canyon with your girlfriend?" He glanced at my car again.

"Ah, yes. On vacation, go out with your girlfriend! "When I said this, I don't know why, my heart was happy, as if the world had recognized He Ke as my girlfriend.

"Tsk. Happiness! The brother sighed.

"You're not here to play?"

"How can I still take a vacation like you? I'm out to do something for the unit! ”

"Oh. Are you alone? ”

"Yes, unlike you, I'm still alone."

"Huh." I smiled, not knowing what to say.

Back next to the car, He Ke was still closing his eyes, so let's not bother her.

I went around the car and checked the tires and air pressure.

"It's not up front, is it?" He Ke seemed to sense me around her, poking her head out of the window.

"It looks like it's going to be a long time, and after a while it'll be dark. I'm afraid we're going to live here. I sat back in the car, also helpless.

"That's not good, I have to go back no matter how late it is, how can I live in this place? It's dirty! ”

Indeed, I looked around carefully, it was a small village, and although it was by the road, there were no decent buildings on either side, let alone a hotel, and the slightest wind would take the opportunity for dust to fly.

"Then we can only wait, there are a lot of cars behind, and we can't move forward, and we can't move backwards." I turned back to Ho Ke Nunu and motioned for her to look back.

He Ke sighed and had to admit this cruel reality.

"Hey! Forgot something! He Ke opened his eyes.

"Forgot what to do?" I looked back, a little surprised.

"I promised to take a picture of you when I went down the mountain, but I forgot about it."

"Forget it, forget it, you can shoot it again in the future?" I remembered, too, but shrugged my shoulders and pretended not to care.

"Later?" Xu Fei'er muttered, her voice was very small, but she still let me hear it.

"Ah, I'll shoot it later, I can't shoot it here, right? There's not much scenery here. "I looked out the window and seemed to find something.

"Oh." He Ke didn't say anything more.

When the fourteenth cigarette butt had accumulated outside the cab door, the convoy began to squirm slowly.

"Hah, it's finally moving, we're going to be stuck here," I said, trying to get the steering wheel as good as I could, so that the wheels of the potholes could get through. "The car is running out of gas, so I have to find a place to refuel first."

"I remember there should be one in front of me, wasn't there one on the road when I came?" How can you take my words?

"Hopefully, this place of the hell! Next time, I'll wait until it's repaired. ”

When I got back on the highway, it was time to turn on the lights, and there were more cars on the highway, all of which were big cars that ran long distances.

I regret not letting He Ke sit in the back, after all, it is still dangerous on the highway at night. Moreover, at this time, I was very tired. The lights of that beautiful city are getting closer, which means that it won't be long before I'm about to enter the urban jungle that makes me tangled.

So, I deliberately slowed down the car.

Outside the highway entrance, the street lights are on, and there are also large and small vehicles shuttling.

"You're going back, aren't you?" Finally, after a long period of silence, I asked Xu Fei'er.

"Huh?" He Ke raised his head, a little apologetic in his eyes.

"It's okay, you've been with me for so long!"

"Mr. Lin is looking for you, right? Didn't you hear your phone ring? "How can you ask.

"Nope."

"Take me to the beauty salon in front! I'm down there! He Ke pressed the window and looked out the window at the qiΔ“ that was so familiar to her that it couldn't be more familiar.

I stopped the car in front of a beauty salon as Xu Heke requested.

"So what are you going to do? Go home or stay in a hotel? ”

"No, I'm home." I say.

"Delete the photos you took in the afternoon!" She changed the subject, but her expression didn't change.

"Don't delete it! Resolutely do not delete! "I quickly grabbed my phone, for fear that she would snatch it." I finally took a photo of us together, how can I delete it! ”

"Do you delete it? If you don't delete it, I'll never see you again! She pouted cutely.

"Don't delete it!"

"Deleted!"

"No!"

"You pig! Deleted, did you hear that? ”

"Why do you have to delete it? Isn't this a nude photo? ”

"I don't care! Anyway, you deleted it for me! Let people, especially theirs, think we have something! ”

"I've really lost you!" A feeling of frustration came up in one fell swoop.

"Show me!" He commanded.

"No!"

"I'll see!"

"That. I'll show you? ”

I turned on my phone, found the photo, and held it tightly, still afraid to snatch it. If one day, she is gone, this is the only thing we have ever shared. He Ke, a girl who loves me so much that I am entangled in angina.

"I can't see it, you take it closer!"

"You see that, right?" I delivered my phone to her.

"So ugly? You're going to delete it! See how haggard I am? He Ke muttered.

"How nice? What's ugly? "I don't understand.

"Isn't it ugly?"

"I think it's beautiful, I'll go back to the computer and process it, I promise it's beautiful!" I said confidently.

"Oops! You deleted the line, right? I'll let you shoot another day in beautiful clothes, can't you? "He Ke started to be coquettish.

"Isn't that beautiful?"

"Do you want to delete it?" She had a really displeased expression.

"No!"

"Then you'll want to see me in the future! Hum. ”

"Oh my God! Why, you wouldn't be, would you? Didn't I just take a picture? Do you use that? I can't figure it out, we've known each other for so long, why don't you even give me this photo that we only have? ”

"I said, I'll shoot it for you in the future, and I won't give it to you?"

"I know that, but." I can't think of any words to deal with it, but it can't be more real. What if we can't see each other one day?

"Deleted it?" How can he take the opportunity to add fuel to the fire. "If you don't delete it, I'll ignore you! I won't play with you anymore. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll delete it, right?" After all, I still can't figure it out, and I can't figure it out to the point of being a little angry.

So, I pressed the format key.

"Okay, I didn't keep a single one, are you satisfied?" I threw my phone into He Ke's arms, and then looked out the window at the traffic.

He Ke looked at the blank blue screen and my angry expression, and I didn't know what to say for a while.

"You really deleted it? You pig? "It took a while for him to figure out the playback program of his phone." A sucker! ”

"How can I not be stupid? Didn't you ask me to delete it? Now you're calling me stupid again? "I just looked angry.

"You're not going to hold on anymore, are you? If you want to delete it, you will delete it! How stupid! ”

"Didn't you say it's not pretty? Didn't you say you would ignore me if you didn't delete it? Didn't you say that if you don't delete it, you won't be able to see you? You're not saying. My long series of sentences quickened as I got angry.

"Pull you down! How can you delete it all at once? You're lying to me again! He Ke felt as if he understood this machine very well.

"Grandma, I pressed the format key!" I had no choice but to show her again.

"Huh? Is there really no more? He Ke tinkered with his mobile phone, looking at the green and faint subtitles, dumbfounded.

"Isn't there really none?" Again, I don't overdo it.

"Can you still recover?"

"Yes, find a professional person to make the memory of the camera function jΓΉ recovery, it is very expensive, and it is estimated that the camera function of this mobile phone will be wasted!"

"Isn't it?" He fiddled with my phone. "You give me back the picture! You pig! ”

"What a thing!" I took it so solemnly that it was terrifying.

"What?" She squinted at me with a very innocent expression.

"Young Master Ben is very angry, and the consequences are very strict!" I shook it off, lit a cigarette with a trembling hand, and took a puff.

"How do I know you're really going to delete it? Thought you wouldn't delete it! You usually have so many ghost ideas, who knew you were stupid enough to do this! ”

It seems that she is really innocent, innocent almost choked me.

"You.? I'm really losing to you! "I didn't even bother to look back at her.

"Don't be angry, okay? It's a big deal, I'll just let you shoot it well next time, okay? "He Ke will still coax people.

"Humph!" I held my head high and ignored it.

"I regret it, too, it's a good photo, but it's gone!" He can express regret.

"Anyway, you let it be deleted!" I don't give up.

"I know it's wrong, can't I? You're trying to get the photos back, right? All right? "From the fierce god to the innocent face, then to the unreasonable, and finally to the death of regret, and then back to the current coquettish tricks, in less than a minute, He Ke's cuteness is vividly expressed in front of me.

I'm angry and funny.

"I got it back? There's a reward, huh? ”

"Yes!"

"What reward?" I'm interested.

"Hmm. What you want, I give! ”

In the dim light environment in the car, I saw a touch of crimson on He Ke's face.

"What did you say?" I repeat it, the purpose is to emphasize how he can play his own guarantee.

"Hmm. I said it. He Ke tilted his head, with a cute expression that was not afraid of death.

"Hmm. Then I'll get it back! A satisfied expression crept back into my face.

"You pig! You didn't delete it at all, did you? You're kidding me! "Looks like you're going to choke me.

"Why didn't I delete it? The phone is in your hand, you can find it yourself, if you can find it, I will dispose of it with you! ”

It turned out that this girl deceived me again, but fortunately I was not fooled. He Ke fiddled with the camera very seriously.

"Didn't you?" I squinted at her clumsy poking at the barrage of keys. "It's all formatted, you can find out and count your skills!"

"Nope!" Finally, he was discouraged.

"Does what you say count?"

"Of course!"

"Just forget it!" I'm proud. "Then if I get it back, will you let me delete it?"

"Nope! I'm not willing to do it! ”

How can it be fake? I don't know.

"You're not going to scrap this phone, are you?" He Ke began to worry about the fate of his mobile phone.

"What then? For the sake of what you say, if it's scrapped, it's scrapped! ”

"How bad is that?"

"No way, it's not for you!" I feigned generosity and looked up at the ceiling.

"Pull you down!" How can I say.

"Oops. You shouted to the outside, how can you like Yin Ran! "I pointed out with my finger.

He Kewang glanced at the windshield, then quickly said a word outside and shrank back.

"What? Afraid of being seen by others? I smiled.

"Of course, I live around here, and wander around here all day long, so that others can hear me?"

"It's so dark, no one cares! Shout one more! ”

"you!" How can you push me away.

"You get the picture back and send me a copy."

He Ke solemnly planned.

In the interval, I pulled out a memory card from under my seat and shook it in front of her face, gloating with confidence.

"What is this?" I don't know why.

"Memory card!" I'll have to explain to this guy who doesn't have a lot of interest in electronics. "It's on the phone."

"The picture is here?" He Ke reacted very quickly.

"Of course! Do you think I'm so stupid that I'll delete it obediently? I finally managed to shoot it! ”

"When did you take it out?"

"That's when you asked me to delete it.,Formatting needs to go into the menu.,How can you get it with one click? So I took this opportunity to pull out the memory card, you didn't notice, did you? Hum! ”

"You pig! I knew you lied to me! ”

"Hey! Let's make it clear, you didn't delete what you said? "This is the last card.

"Well, of course I won't delete it, just keep it. Go back and pass it to me! He Ke seems to really want to keep it.

"Alright, it's time for the reward, right?"

"The reward just now!"

"I didn't count just now, I haven't asked for it yet!"

"No, you're too cunning, I can't play with you! Cunning is scary! "I don't know why it's here again.

"I'm not playing with you, I'm real, it's just a little trick, you don't have to take it seriously, right?" I can't tell if it's leapfrog thinking or logic, in short, it's inseparable from this circle.

"I'll let you sell it and help you count the money!"

"It's not that scary, is it? What have I become of in your heart? "Obviously, I let her take her mind by the way.

"You're cunning anyway!" This is how He Ke summed it up.