Yingwu flew straight out of the windowsill to feel gravity.

Wang Xiaochu ran to the window and shouted at him, "Hey! I'm not going! ”

The free-falling hero spread his wings and circled, and returned to the window lightly: "Boy, you are my pet, the master wants to walk you, you can't resist." ”

Wang Xiaochu was full of black lines: "I won't go, even if I want to go, I'm walking the birds, I'm walking you." ”

"You tsundere kitten~ Be obedient, don't be coquettish, and accompany the owner to play for a while." Yingwu gently touched Wang Xiaochu's head with his wings.

"Why do you treat me as a cat...... the corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched, and he said seriously: "I said it yesterday, I will never be a redeemer anymore, and I won't listen to you!" ”

"Really?" Yingwu's eyelids were raised, and his noncommittal tail was cocked.

"Okay, then let's continue watching anime, invade human beings!"

Sure enough, Wang Xiaochu no longer paid attention to Yingwu's call.

Until the evening, he was silently lying in bed reading novels.

It seems that it is really necessary to put an end to parrots and cherish life.

"Hey! That's my computer, why are you occupying it? Wang Xiaochu stared at the dead fish and muttered and complained.

However, Yingwu didn't pay attention to it, and concentrated on eating potato chips and watching anime.

The moon rises higher and higher, and the anime is released episode after episode.

When this season was finished, Yingwu was finally able to stretch comfortably, and when he looked at the clock, it was ten o'clock.

"It's time to go to bed, when will you help me customize the bed?" Yingwu turned his head.

Wang Xiaochu was already asleep.

Under the fluorescent light, he was leaning sideways, his face facing his phone.

I don't have to guess to know that I was looking at it, and my eyelids, which were getting heavier and heavier, finally closed.

Yingwu shook his head helplessly, turned off the computer and turned off the lights.

……

The next morning, at 7 o'clock.

That's right, it's another leisurely day.

At 7 o'clock the sun was not as strong as it was in the afternoon, and it gently hit the parrot standing in front of the windowsill.

As some time ago, it woke up early in the morning and breathed in the early morning air.

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale.

When it is still and moving, it seems to warm the body.

Fresh air circulates in the body under the guidance of deliberate guidance.

"One week, two weeks...... Forty-nine weeks. ”

Every time it is run, it seems that a trace of gas is refined and precipitated.

Slowly, he opened his eyes, and his eyes were drifting and indifferent, as if he had seen through everything.

However, it is of no avail.

On the bed, Wang Xiaochu was covered with a thin blanket and motionless.

Yingwu sneered, he found that Wang Xiaochu had already woken up, but he still refused to get up.

It's not that he can't get up, but that guy just said that he will never follow his ideas again, and if he gets up like this, won't he slap himself in the face?

The young man was just awkward, so Yingwu screamed a few times.

Sure enough, as soon as the voice came out, the blanket twitched slightly.

Then I saw Wang Xiaochu open his eyes with a sleepy face and climbed up "reluctantly".

Hey~ This guy doesn't seem to be an actor.

After breakfast, it was time to wander around the neighborhood.

However, Yingwu was indifferent in front of the computer.

"You...... Don't want to hang out? Wang Xiaochu asked indifferently, but the shoes he had already worn betrayed him.

"I don't want to." Yingwu shook his head.

"I'm going to be short-sighted when I look at the computer all the time."

"Then get me some glasses."

"Parrots with glasses are very expensive, I don't have any money."

"I don't want you to match, there will be a lot of people to help me match."

"It's not good for your body to stay in your room."

"Not really."

"Mom just gave me 20 yuan in pocket money."

"Bring me some snacks back."

“……”

The corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched, gritted his teeth, and fought.

"I will be a redeemer!"

Ying Wu snapped the pause button, turned around and flew out the window.

"Don't be stunned, keep up."

This day was no different from usual, except that Wang Xiaochu refused to recite the parrot manual and did not admit the fact of walking people.

Yingwu said that it didn't matter, the young people were arrogant, and they said no, but their bodies were sincere.

In the end, he was not out of breath chasing after him.

Seeing that Wang Xiaochu had performed well for several days in a row, Yingwu felt that it was necessary to enter the next course of treatment.

"Young man, you have successfully completed the first step of redemption, the chapter of work and rest."

Wang Xiaochu turned his head and saw the glittering heroism under the afterglow of the setting sun, and once again felt that the holy light had descended, and the sacred feeling rose spontaneously

The sloping sunset, the dense trees, and the parrots glowing with golden light are a sacred and solemn sight.

However, Wang Xiaochu said that since the first course of treatment has been completed, the second course of treatment should not be carried out.

God knows what kind of inhuman treatment he will receive next.

"Give me superpowers, otherwise let's talk about what the next article is, and then sign a personal safety contract."

Yingwu said seriously: "I recommend you to buy a whole life insurance...... Uh, phew, what a mess, don't talk about it, get down to business! ”

"I have serious doubts about your security for salvation." Wang Xiaochu looked vigilant.

"Don't you think salvation makes sense, do you? The second part of redemption will bring about a drastic change for you. ”

"I refuse!" Wang Xiaochu is unswerving.

"It will make your life full of joy."

"I refuse!"

"It will make you a real man."

"I refuse!"

"I haven't even said how to redeem it, you ......"

"I refuse!"

"I'm telling you, don't force ......"

"I refuse!"

"Boy, you ......"

"I refuse!"

"Have a girlfriend!"

"I refuse!"

“……”

Yingwu thought about it carefully, and finally said helplessly: "Okay, I'll accommodate you and help you find a boyfriend." ”

"What the hell is a boyfriend!! Wang Xiaochu's eyes burst into flames that could destroy the planet.

"Ahem...... I misunderstood, it was me who was wrong, but the ultimate salvation I proposed for you is to become a prostitute in life, and you who don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend are hopeless. ”

Yingwu said that his medical skills were limited.

"Remove the three words boyfriend and we'll talk about it!"

Wang Xiaochu said that his position cannot be shaken.

"Okay, why don't you get a girlfriend? I'm just going to take the last step to the second step. ”

"You big liar wants to play tricks again, I won't believe you anymore." Wang Xiaochu pointed to his brain.

Well, he must have wanted to say that the IQ was not enough.

Such a frank and brain-dead teenager is really a rare existence, and he is worthy of being a child selected by his heroes.

"Don't worry, young man, this time I bet on the dignity and pride of a parrot, and promise not to treat you like a cow or a horse......"

"You used to treat me like a cow and a horse?!!" Wang Xiaochu expressed shock.

"No, young man, listen to me, I am an example, and I have never treated you as an animal with a bad brain......"

"You treat me like a bad-brained animal?" Wang Xiaochu expressed anger.

"Teenager, you need to ...... quietly"

"Do you still have the face to mention quietly?" Wang Xiaochu was already on the verge of blackening, and with a snort, he pulled out the fruit knife.

"Teenager, teenager......"