Smart people are always foolish, and unfortunately, I am that kind of person.

There was a fainted woman lying next to me, and there was another woman hiding in her body, which means that in a way, I slept in the same bed with two women, which I had dreamed of since I was twelve, but now I can't do anything......

There are a lot of questions in my head, Sophie Fei said that ghosts will be very harmful to people if they are attached to the human body for a long time, will I wake up tomorrow and become a sissy? In case Liu Ming doesn't control it tomorrow and speaks in front of Liu Qian, will it scare Liu Qian out of mental illness? Could her dad have cut me with a scalpel? There is also a very important question, it doesn't matter if I am recuperating at home now, but I have to go to work anyway, but this Wang Damin's unit doesn't sound like a place for people to stay, what should I do when the time comes? ……

"Grandson, why don't you sleep with your mother and kill you," I was thinking about things constantly, and suddenly Sophie's voice came to my mind: "You are not afraid of ghost possession after you are injected, Mr. Liu has received systematic training before coming up, don't worry about it, as for Liu Qian, her father castrated you or not, I don't know, the problem of your work is easy to solve, I have been to that place, and people who have graduated from primary school can mix there, especially there is a group of fools......"

This sudden voice almost made me scream, it felt strange, and even made me ignore why such a sven woman would make such a violent swearing, some of the information that suddenly generated in my head was completely different from the feeling I heard with my ears, but I was very sure in my heart that it was Sophie's voice, as if in a dream.

Sophie's words continued: "Also, can you stop thinking about such dirty things? What is the meaning of being possessed, will the body structure change? What does it mean to be flexible? If you want to know, you can do it yourself, and you can fight for control of your body after the infusion. ”

Well, that's the most exciting news I've heard since I lay down.

After half a ring, Sophie Fei shouted angrily in my head: "Why are you really touching? You're a scumbag! ”

……

I don't know how many hours I slept, but this night, I didn't have a dream, and I slept very comfortably and liberatingly.

When I woke up, I found that the bedroom was empty except for me, I wiped my eyes, yawned and walked to the living room.

I suddenly became angry, there are really such filthy people in this world, a young woman in the toilet of a young woman, what's so good to hear? Disgusting or not? So I walked over angrily, patted Liu Ming, and asked him to make way for me, and I also leaned on the door and eavesdropped.

It's indeed my daughter-in-law, Liu Qian doesn't know who she's talking to, maybe she deliberately turned on the faucet, and the door was filled with the sound of running water, but I don't know why, I still heard her words from the noisy voice.

"Dad, I really saw it, can I tell what black smoke is? Not only did he smoke, but he also emitted sparks. ”

It turned out that Liu Qian was talking to her dad on the phone, and it turned out that she still remembered what happened last night!

"This morning he mysteriously climbed out of bed, I secretly followed to take a look, and found that he threw a broken row down the window downstairs, and I don't know whose car it hit, and it rang for a while."

How could such a thing happen? How did I not know? I patted Sophie Fei on the shoulder and looked at her suspiciously, and Sophie Fei seemed to realize that she had done something wrong, her face was a little blue, and her eyes turned around, but she didn't dare to stare into my eyes.

Liu Qian's voice came from the toilet: "Then can I say it?" You can't lose money? If he hadn't dropped the plug and drain, I wouldn't have thought about it, Dad, you tell me the truth, will you really die if you touch the electric door? ”

I really couldn't listen to it anymore, I turned around, pulled Sophie Fei into the bedroom, I sat at the head of the bed, and quietly asked Sophie, "Tell me!" ”

"It's not my fault." Su Feifei's shy face showed a trace of grievance: "Mr. Liu wanted to watch TV in the morning, so he used that broken plug row, and then your Jingba was almost electrocuted, and now it is still pumping...... I'm afraid that Liu Qian will be injured...... So take control of your body and throw that strip down. ”

Looking at her aggrieved appearance, my anger suddenly disappeared a lot, and I was about to comfort her a few words, when Liu Qian suddenly opened the door and walked into the bedroom.

Seeing me sitting on the bed honestly, a trace of doubt flashed on Liu Qian's face, and then she showed an obvious smile again: "Damin, I'm going to help in my sister's store today, and I'll come back in the evening, I will use the microwave to heat up some food for you, you can eat it in a while!" "It seems that this wise woman does not intend to unravel the mystery now.

"Done! Daughter-in-law, you have worked hard! "No way, I know, this woman is holding a hundred doubts in her heart at this time, if she doesn't pretend to be a grandson honestly, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain it myself.

Liu Qian sighed, grabbed her bag and walked out.

……

After Liu Qian left, Liu Ming, who had watched the play for a long time, suddenly spoke: "Brother, your woman is very good, but the smell of perfume on her body is too strong, and she smoked enough ...... for me when she hugged me in the morning."

I resisted the urge to hit him with an ashtray, fortunately, I was going out to buy a pet soon, and then took this little kid to the prison to meet his little brother, and in the future, I couldn't let Liu Qian hold the family's pet again...... Sooner or later, I'll have to turn my head green.

I hugged Xiao Jingba in my arms, and let Sophie Fei get into my body, and I didn't care about breakfast, so I ran downstairs in a hurry.

Because for the first time I really controlled my body in the case of ghost possession, I suddenly felt a little discordant, Nima, my hands were not deliberately covered in the crotch of my pants, Nima, my legs and feet are flexible, for Mao to get out of Zhao Si'er's demeanor? Also, my ** eyebrows, I don't know why they keep shaking at this time? I also have my slender waist, which is rhythmically swaying with my buttocks, and my unique lame forward push method, which shows my unique taste!

Many people in the community know Wang Damin, and they all greeted me vigorously, and then they all looked at me strangely, these days, there are many men walking dogs, and there are still few people holding dogs, and there are even fewer men holding dogs like me and walking so coquettishly.! Yes, that's what the buddy wants!

Out of the neighborhood, I stopped a taxi, opened the back door, and got in. The driver is an eldest sister in her thirties, dressed a little enchanting, at first glance she is a social person, eighty percent is a man who has never seen me so prodigal, the eldest sister glared at me, and asked me where I was going, and he didn't talk to me.

I put the Beijing bus on the left seat, and I sat on the back of the co-pilot's seat and looked ahead boredly. Suddenly found that there was a very discordant photo next to the driver's information publicity position on the right side of the driver's platform, and I don't know who took this photo, it was a vague double photo, a man and a woman, as if deducted from the movie, the woman was beautiful and generous, gentle and lovely, and the man was a little miserable, his face was pale, his eyes were abrupt, he was thin, and his expression was gloomy and terrifying.

How do I seem to have seen this pair somewhere?

After pondering for a long time, I figured out, isn't this the current me and Liu Qian?

"Eldest sister, what do you mean by posting this photo?" I asked quietly.

"Hey!" The eldest sister sighed, and then said, "Is it easy to get up early and be greedy late to make some money in our business?" This photo is a pervert that a brother met yesterday, who just died in the hospital, and came out to spoil the women of the good family...... Our buddy used to spend a hundred yuan in the temple to buy a bracelet, and I heard that it was opened, and I just happened to sense it. You may not be able to see this photo clearly, the camera in the car is not good, you have to look carefully, where do you see his hand? The driver buddy posted a share in WeChat, and we naturally had to respond. ”

...... "When did I become a pervert?" I didn't have a chance to spoil Liu Qian last night? Do you know where I put my hand?

Su Feifei and Liu Ming, who had already appeared, gave me a strange look, and then made a look that seemed to understand something......

"You young people don't believe it, there is everything in these years, the bus accident two years ago, I saw it with my own eyes, the TV said that only one seriously injured coma survived, and the rest died, but I was obviously looking at a big head touching people's buttocks...... Nima, this person is crazy now......" The driver's eldest sister continued to nag.

I feel something!

Liu Ming had already cast adoring eyes at me at this time, and Su Feifei didn't know when she put on her eyes, and muttered something next to Liu Ming with a few pieces of paper, as if she was talking about my glorious deeds......

The driver's eldest sister threw a wink at me while chattering, and then I saw the eldest sister staring at me suspiciously for a few seconds, and then staring at the two people suspiciously, and then the taxi stopped abruptly.

Before I could react, the eldest sister didn't know where to take out an electric baton-shaped thing, pointed at my nose and yelled, "Grandson, this is a light electric baton!" In order to protect this body, my aunt and grandmother will definitely call you a charred outside and tender inside, crispy and attractive, don't think that your aunt and grandmother will run away by car. ”

All right! I admit that I have made a name for myself in the coal city taxi industry, and I feel as if I have to do something about it, otherwise my life will not be so peaceful for the rest of my life!

The most annoying thing is this kind of person, who believes everything others say, and listening to the wind is the rain!

In order to combat this vulgar atmosphere, I made a wise decision: let Jingba, who was possessed by Liu Ming, speak...... Actually, I was afraid of the electric batons.

This woman has seen Jingba talk in her life, and after scolding a, she fell straight on the steering wheel.

I made a color at Sophie, and for a moment, the driver's eldest sister suddenly raised her body and smiled ambiguously at me, and then, the driver's eldest sister picked up the walkie-talkie in the taxi, and since then, a story about a certain taxi male driver to a certain taxi female driver has been chaotic and abandoned, making up lies, covering up right and wrong, and pretending to be crazy and stupid began to circulate in the coal city, yes, to deal with this kind of person, of course, you have to use extraordinary means, except for this trick, I really can't do it......

When I got out of the taxi, I didn't give money, although the driver's eldest sister looked at me suspiciously after waking up, but in an instant, her attention was attracted by the sound of scolding on the radio, eighty percent, this woman will not be free to think of me in a month or two!

……

Half an hour later, I was standing in the middle of the pet market in confusion...... Is the pet market really not a place where men can stay, Nima, there are even rhinoceros sellers, and it is specifically stated that you can slaughter stewed soup? Nima, does it matter to me whether you make up for it or not? How can I keep a rhinoceros at home, and what if a client kills someone when they see someone? Count as customers? Count me in? Also, just now, a poisonous snake from unknown place bit me on the buttocks, the boss patted his head and assured me that the snake would not kill me, and after sucking out a few mouthfuls of poisonous blood on my buttocks, he gave me a bottle of bezoar antidote tablets, saying that it could cure all kinds of poisons, should I believe him?

Just as I was revealing my heart to a giant spider, the phone in my pocket suddenly remembered, "114?" ”

"I'm 911." Just kidding, there is no lower limit of the ** show this year, I have eleven phone numbers, you can take it as 114, and I'm also drunk.

There was a burst of information on the phone, and after half a ring, the person on the other end of the phone said with some lamentation: "Mr. Wang, Wang Damin's phone may have been stolen, should we go to his house to inform him?" ”

On the other end of the phone, another voice said: "Don't say your name, don't expose our human research center, are you stupid?" ”

Is the Human Research Center mysterious? Since Wang Damin and his family moved to the opposite door of my house, the whole community basically knows about Wang Damin's work, is this amazing?

"......" I nodded appreciatively at Sophie, and shouted into my phone: "Hey, hey, I'm Wang Damin, are you a colleague from my unit?" ”

On the other side of the phone, there was silence for a long time, and the previous voice continued: "Forget it, I heard that you have just been discharged from the hospital, I don't know you in general, remember to call me 120 next time." 114, Mr. Wang heard that you were discharged from the hospital and informed you to go to work tomorrow......"

“……”

In order to explain to me how close spiders are to human beings, at this time, the owner of the shop opposite me was full of spiders, densely crawling with spiders, all kinds, red and green, big and small, so that the boss couldn't even leak out of his eyes, and the owners of several shops next to him were also amazed and applauded, while applauding happily, I took advantage of the distraction of the cat boss next to me, grabbed a kitten, put it into my arms, and then hurried out of the pet market.