Chapter 6 The First Customer
The big brother giant ghost child seems to be more curious about the various electrical appliances in my house, and for a while he touches the huge TV, for a while he touches the smart refrigerator, and for a while he studies the air humidifier......
Seeing that I didn't need to deal with this big brother for the time being, I asked Sophie, "Why did he become a child when he came up?" ”
"Because there is a way in heaven and earth, what is it like when people die, what it is when they come back naturally!" As she spoke, the female ghost looked at me with disdain, and it felt like being illiterate!
"Are you the same you were before you died? How do you look like a little white-collar worker, you won't be a just dead, right? "I'm really curious about Sophie's appearance.
"I don't know. I forgot. Su Feifei looked solemn and said with some doubts: "I seem to have been dead for more than a hundred and ten years, and in the underworld, most people's lifespans are endless. I just remembered something after I put it on you. As for dressing like this, it's so comfortable and decent......"
I can't imagine such a thing! Just as I wanted to dig deeper into Sophie's information, the big brother suddenly spoke.
"Dude, do you have a detailed diagram of this TV?" The eldest brother muttered while touching the TV, listening to what he meant, he should be talking to me.
Leng Buding heard a **-year-old kid call me buddy, I really couldn't accept it for a while, listening to his milky words, looking at his serious appearance, the goosebumps on my body suddenly all rose!
I stood in place for a long time, and it wasn't until Sophie Fei pinched me that I politely squeezed out a smile, walked to the TV, and explained to the eldest brother: "Dude, I really don't have this, do you want the manual?" ”
The eldest brother thought about it for a long time, and finally nodded: "Now the people in the yang world don't know what to think, they know how to burn paper money every day, don't you know that there is inflation below?" You have to drive to buy a radish in particular. ”
"Is your turnip that big?" I'm confused!
", turnips are turnips, and I drove there because I had to pull a cart of money...... "The eldest brother explained.
Well, I seem to have realized something!
Obviously, this eldest brother has more dissatisfaction with the practices of the yang world, and I saw him complain: "Also, buddy, can you popularize it with the people of the yang world, don't burn some paper car paper horse paper appliances like fools in the future?" Do you know that this thing is just an empty shell down there? ”
"Also, if you really want to burn something, please make sure you have the structure inside?"
"Besides, can you write the address clearly? There have been several times when I have received a few huge cars of money for some reason, and Nima has checked that it is not mine, do you know how much space it takes? ”
"In addition, the paper figure can be burned more, I have a brother who is in the inflatable doll business......"
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Although what this big brother said may be true, I don't plan to go out and publicize it, otherwise it is estimated that I will be imprisoned in a mental hospital in less than two days, and at that time, my story will become a history of blood and tears - how madmen are made!
As soon as the eldest brother said that, it was half an hour, and I looked at Sophie Fei helplessly, and found that this woman seemed to be a little ashamed, and she had already turned her head away, not daring to face me.
I was afraid that I would be embarrassed before, but who is ashamed now?
"Big brother, big brother, listen to me first." I hurriedly interrupted my eldest brother's rambling words and asked with some curiosity, "Big brother, what are you doing down here?" ”
The eldest brother nodded, and said proudly: "As for me, my main business is to settle some troubles for others...... You get the idea, right? The eldest brother bared his teeth at me, but then the eldest brother's face was dark, sighed and continued: "In the past few years, the investigation has been too strict, and we have to spend money to do something, we are a high-risk industry, so I have been thinking about transformation, two years ago I established a pure natural company, mainly to do the catering industry, but the following is learning the yang anti-**, and now the catering industry is not very sluggish!" ”
As he spoke, the eldest brother sat down on the sofa at my house, with a sad and desolate expression.
"Then the big brother wants to get involved in the home appliance industry?" Given his previous actions, I can only guess.
"Hmm!" The eldest brother nodded, but there was still a dignified look on his face: "However, there are too few technical talents below, and no one burns some technical information or anything below......
"That's easy!" I patted my chest and said solemnly: "Big brother, don't worry, I'll buy some materials for you to burn in the next two days......"
"Hey, my brother is really warm-hearted. With my brother's help, I can naturally grow bigger below. The eldest brother suddenly bit his finger, and suddenly a drop of crystal clear liquid condensed on the tip of the eldest brother's hand, and then the guy began to touch the wall of my house.
I stopped him, and if I guessed correctly, he was going to write his address on the wall of my house.
"Big brother, you say, I can remember."
"Well, then I believe you, my address is No. 28, Haoshi Street, Yama City, brother, my name is Liu Ming, brother, don't worry, I will leave you a hundred percent of the shares, and when you come down in a few years, you don't have to start from scratch......"
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Maybe Su Feifei couldn't listen to it anymore, so she walked up to Liu Ming with a smile on her face, and said politely: "Mr. Liu, we have limited time, you can see ......"
When Liu Ming heard this, he patted his head and muttered: "Oh, look at me, I'm such a shortcoming, I love to learn too much, and I'm too interested in new things......"
How do I hear it, how do I think this guy is praising himself!
I was afraid that he would be rambling, so I hurriedly asked, "Dude, who are you coming up to see?" ”
"Hey!" The eldest brother sighed decently, as if he recalled something sad, and was stunned for a long time before the eldest brother continued: "It all started more than thirty years ago. ”
Then, Sophie and I listened to the eldest brother talk about the past more than 30 years ago.
It turned out that this Liu Ming did not die naturally, it was purely an accident, he was burned alive by himself.
Why? Because Liu Ming was also a naughty child when he was a child, in the early eighties, most families were not wealthy, and there was no Internet café at that time, and most families did not even have a TV, plus every family was a bunch of children, and parents couldn't manage it if they wanted to.
Liu Ming's family lives in the suburbs, and every day after school, a large number of bare-chested children gather together, scurrying around in the alley, and the wild ones are not in shape.
Liu Ming has a younger brother, named Wang Peng, who is his neighbor and classmate, and the two of them are wild together every day, basically all the behaviors of naughty children are reflected in them, such as molesting female classmates, such as pulling out the valve core at the mouth of the alley, and smashing other people's glass......
Although these two are disobedient characters, they have never done anything big.
Until one day, the two secretly got into the factory of a cigarette factory in the suburbs. The two of them originally wanted to go in and touch some fun objects, but they didn't think that there was anything else except cigarettes all over the floor.
Liu Ming felt very disappointed, and finally came in once, but he didn't get what he wanted, so the two of them were ready to rest for a while and then retreated. Just when the two of them were sitting on the ground sighing, Liu Ming inadvertently remembered his brothers, often saw them smoking, looking like they were going to die, and I didn't know what it was like, I heard that they couldn't even find a partner if they didn't smoke these days...... Since he was interested, Liu Ming sharpened the match in his pocket......
Although Wang Peng is the same bastard, he also knows how to prohibit fireworks on the wall, so he persuaded Liu Ming hard, but Liu Ming doesn't care about that, he usually thinks of himself as Wang Peng's boss, and when Wang Peng persuades him, he has to try......
Then, there was no then, and after a while, the entire factory was on fire, Liu Ming was burned to death on the spot, and Wang Peng survived by luck.
In the past few years, Liu Ming has been inquiring about Wang Peng's news below, but most of the people who went down to the coal city have lost their memories of the yang world, and Liu Ming has never known Wang Peng's current situation.
Hard work pays off, two years ago, a bus driver who died in a car accident knew Wang Peng, listening to the driver, Liu Ming knew that Wang Peng had been very miserable over the years.
Because Liu Ming had been burned to death, the cigarette factory put all the blame on Wang Peng, and Wang Peng's family lost a lot of money for it, and later, Wang Peng's father sold the house and the family moved back to the countryside.
The family situation has changed dramatically, this Wang Peng also dropped out of school, and since then he has embarked on the road of touching chickens and stealing dogs to do evil, and finally, a few years ago, he committed a big case and was imprisoned, and it is estimated that he will not be able to get out in this life.
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Unexpectedly, what Liu Ming wanted to see most was not his parents and relatives, but his younger brother who had been wronged.
This Wang Peng is also unlucky enough, and if he meets such a boss, his life will be ruined......
After listening to Liu Ming's speech, Su Feifei and I were also embarrassed, hey, people are all fate, sometimes it is just a sentence, an action, or even a small thought, which will change the trajectory of life.
"Brother, you're not going to let me rob the prison, are you?" I suddenly thought of this question and hurriedly asked him.
To say that this Liu Ming is also a character, it is not impossible to have this kind of thought.
Liu Ming looked at it suspiciously, and then gave me a contemptuous look: "Dude, you haven't been to school?" I don't know it's illegal to rob prisons? You're going to have to read the books! I just want to see him! ”
"......" I was speechless, specially, being educated by a **-year-old child for the first time in fifteen years...... I was educated by my peers most of my time.
After figuring out his purpose, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, but I had another doubt in my mind, so I turned to Sophie Fei and asked, "Beauty, you should tell me about my workflow, right?" ”
Su Feifei was distracted, Bacheng was still pondering Liu Ming's story, it is estimated that she must not have thought that the chairman of the famous Pure Natural Co., Ltd. below would have died like this, otherwise, why would there be a sense of collapse in this woman's expression.
I called Sophie Fei again, and the woman came to her senses, and then began to explain my workflow: "Your work is actually quite simple, mainly in three steps. ”
"The first thing is to find someone, since Mr. Liu said that his friend is in prison, this step is saved."
"This is second, because we are ghosts, and we can't show up in the yang world for a long time, so you need to buy a pet tomorrow for Mr. Liu and future customers to possess."
"This third is to take me and Mr. Liu to meet his friends. Of course, I will be present when all customers meet relatives and friends in the future. ”
I memorized these three rules a few times, memorized these three laws, and then asked the next question: "What to do tonight?" ”
Isn't it? Who is this Liu Ming going to attach to tonight? On me? Just kidding, this guy must have done something to my daughter-in-law. Attached to Liu Qian? Don't make trouble, Nima is afraid that I will never be sexually interested in Liu Qian in this life......
Su Feifei was also stunned, the woman frowned, thought for a few seconds, and then arranged for me: "I am attached to you, and Mr. Liu is attached to Jingba, so it's decided!" ”