Out of the pet market, it was almost noon, I was a little hungry, and saw that the pet market was facing a happy village Western restaurant, and hurriedly walked in.

I ordered three bowls of Lanzhou ramen, a pot of beef bones, and a sweet and sour fish, and then had lunch with a cat and a dog in full view of everyone.

It is estimated that these people have never seen such a terrible pet in my family in their lives, not only can they make knives and forks, but they are also quite gregarious, I saw that Jingba, who was possessed by Sophie, sometimes gave Liu Ming a bone, and after a while, he took some fish meat from Liu Ming's plate and sent it to my bowl.

The one who shared the table with me was a young man, since I started eating, this guy has never moved his chopsticks, he looked at me for half an hour, and at the end, this guy said to me solemnly: "Master, can I ask you a question?" ”

I nodded.

The guy sighed: "Master, don't hide it, I just got married this summer, and my daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat boy a few days ago, but I don't like children very much, if my child dares to toss in my bowl like your pet, I would have thrown him downstairs, may I ask the master, how did you develop this habit of eating with pets?" ”

I smacked the noodles in my mouth and pointed at my head quietly.

The young man was thoughtful: "Master, do you want to let me understand the true meaning of life?" Do you want to say that I can experience the suffering of the world so that I can understand the living beings? ”

"......" I glared at the guy, "Are you stupid?" I'm here for you to wonder if that kid is yours! Also, are you so blind? Don't you see that I was beaten? ”

Okay, I'll admit it, I'm covered in scars all over my body now, just now, before entering the restaurant, I discussed with Sophie Fei and Liu Ming, after all, this world is not so crazy, so it's best for me to eat, and they watch. Liu Ming objected on the spot, saying that he hadn't tasted the fireworks in the world for a long time, and it was a pity not to come up and not eat the food in the restaurant.

Sophie Fei also began to accuse me, saying that my behavior was a serious neglect of customers and would be complained about.

Who am I? Can I be coerced and seduced by a woman? Seeing that I still disagreed, Liu Ming, who hadn't spoken for a long time, whistled at a group of killers passing by, and then said to a girl who killed Matt, "Come here, let me touch it twice, uncle." ”

Then I was beaten up by a group of killers, and if I hadn't promised to pay 200 yuan for mental damages, I was afraid that I would still be beaten up outside.

Didn't you see Sophie Fei keep serving me vegetables? This woman is still ashamed!

……

I have a new understanding of Liu Ming, this kid is definitely the wilted type, if this guy lives until now, he will definitely be a typical bad social element.

Fortunately, the pet market is quite peaceful, if I go to the east of the city, I really don't know what to do - the east of the city is the most popular for the people of the coal city, the most tireless, the most spendable entertainment venues, what if Liu Ming wants to taste the girl in the world? Why am I leading a cat? Nima, I'm going to be beaten to death!

After eating, I hugged a cat and a dog and limped away from the restaurant.

The good thing about being beaten was that no driver could recognize me, so I took a taxi to the coal city prison in the suburbs.

After entering the prison, most of the prison guards looked at me with a little vigilance, and eighty percent thought that I had come to the prison to seek revenge.

After filling out some forms and having my documents checked, I finally walked into the reception room of the prison.

The reception room is not large, there are nine tables, at this time, except for the middle table is empty, the other eight tables are sitting opposite two people, from the hairstyle is very good to distinguish the identity of these people, the bald ones are prisoners, the normal head shape is the relatives and friends who come to visit.

I hugged the cat and dog, walked to the middle table and sat down at the middle table under the guidance of the prison guard, and then began to wait quietly.

For some reason, one of the prisoners in front of me suddenly walked past his relatives and friends and looked at me, Nima, whose eyes suddenly flashed with a strange light, as if they had seen some prey. I looked around and saw that these people had such expressions, what the hell did they mean?

Suddenly, the prisoner who had been staring at me at the beginning took out a hundred dollars out of nowhere, stacked it, and threw it at my feet, and then all the prisoners pursed their lips and laughed at me.

Nima, what do they mean?

I didn't move, I glanced at Jingba, and then Jingba jumped off the stool and took a hundred yuan into my hand.

"it!" There was a lot of shouting in the reception room. If it weren't for the fact that there was a prison guard standing next to every table, I guess these people would have beaten me up a long time ago!

At this moment, the door to the right side of the reception room slammed open, and as it approached, all the prisoners in the reception room fell silent, and a tall man with a fleshy face and a hateful face walked in.

The man arrogantly looked around the room, snorted coldly, walked up to me, sat down, and began to stare at me suspiciously, as if remembering who I really was.

Liu Ming's possessed kitten froze suddenly, and after half a sound, Liu Ming was obviously up, and I whispered to Liu Ming on the right side of my body, "Is it him?" ”

I saw that Liu Ming's mouth had grown in shock, his eyes were full of tears, and his body couldn't stop shaking.

"What do you mean?" The prison guard standing on the right side of the table asked, confused.

"I'm not talking to you!" I shyly explained to the prison guards, and then said to Liu Ming, "Is it true?" ”

The prison guard froze for a moment......

Seeing Liu Ming nodded, I turned my head to Wang Peng again.

Wang Peng was muttering at this time: "I thought it was a woman who came to the door, but it turned out to be a man!" ”

Sighs rang out again in the reception room.

Nima, it turns out that these prisoners have treated me like a woman. Regardless of the shame, I said to Wang Peng: "Brother Wang, I came to see you on behalf of a friend. ”

"Who? I can tell you, if you don't want money, if you don't give your life, don't say that your sister was slept with me and got pregnant, I don't believe it, your lord and I have been in for three years. Wang Peng had already lifted Erlang's legs at this time, leaned sideways and lived on the chair, and his flesh kept trembling, and he didn't look at me at all.

"Liu Ming!"

"What?" Wang Peng's body suddenly froze, staring at me suspiciously, and after a long time, Wang Peng sighed, and then said to me playfully: "Dude, don't tease, Liu Ming has been dead for more than 30 years!" To put it mildly, he didn't have you the year he died! ”

I nodded helplessly at Liu Ming beside me, and then began to say quietly: "When you were six years old, you two once secretly saw your neighbor Uncle Wang touching your neighbor Aunt Liu's buttocks, and you got ten yuan. You bought a plastic pistol for five yuan, and Liu Ming bought two firecrackers. ”

I don't know when, Sophie Fei also showed her background, I don't know where to take out a pen and paper, and began to record seriously. Wang Peng, who was opposite, suddenly quieted down, and his eyes began to sharpen.

I continued to talk about the intimate past that Liu Ming told me: "When I was in the first grade of primary school, you and Liu Ming put a cannon on the homeroom teacher's chair, and as a result, his daughter-in-law's skirt was blown up. ”

Wang Peng had already clenched his fists at this time, and I don't know when it started, but the reception room had been quiet, and everyone looked towards me.

Because a cat and a dog lost control, they were chasing each other in the reception room at this time, and after a few circles, the kitten climbed on the head of the prison guard on my right, and the Jingba yelled at the prison guard for a long time, but saw that it had no effect, so he soaked urine on the shoes of the angry prison guard, and I estimated that it was using the prison guard as a telephone pole, and this was done to leave a signal!

"In the first week of the second grade of primary school, you liked Wang Xiaoya in the class, and later, you found out that she had a fox smell, and you didn't love it!"

"it!" Wang Peng suddenly became furious, stood up and grabbed me by the collar, and shouted frantically, "Who the hell are you?" ”

The prison guard, who had been tortured by a cat and a dog for a long time, couldn't stand it anymore, although I could guess that he thought I was crazy, but if something really happened in the reception room, he must also be responsible, so he began to take out his baton and prepare to smash it at Wang Peng.

The kitten was originally stolen by me in the pet market, and I was frightened a lot, but now I suddenly woke up, and saw so many strangers, plus a fierce Jingba, I was even more flustered, and at this time, I saw the entrenched telephone pole move suddenly, and the kitten rushed directly to Wang Peng's face.

At the moment when the baton smashed on Wang Peng's body, just as the kitten was about to cast the Thunderbolt Mixed Yuan Invincible Claw, I suddenly changed my tone, and an extremely childish voice came out of my mouth: "Xiaopeng, it's me!" I'm your brother Ming! ”

Obviously, I was possessed by Liu Ming!

It all came to an abrupt end.

The prison guard looked at me in disbelief, with a shocked look, and the baton in his hand stayed at a centimeter away from Wang Peng's shoulder, and he couldn't move.

The kitten also looked at me suspiciously, and then his eyes turned white and he fainted directly.

The atmosphere at the scene was very weird, Wang Peng was so shocked that he couldn't speak, and after being stunned for two minutes, this guy stretched his throat and said with a crying voice: "I thought you were dead early, who would have thought that you had plastic surgery!" ”

Maybe it's because of the influence of Liu Ming's possession, unconsciously, I have fallen into tears, and an inexplicable sadness wells up in my heart, that is an unspeakable guilt, that is a kind of desolation that I don't understand, I have always thought that Liu Ming is just a regret in the yang world, but I have never thought that Liu Ming's emotions are so deep.

"Xiaopeng, I'm sorry for you, I blamed me for not listening to you back then, I hurt you." Through my mouth, Liu Ming said the words that had been held in his heart for more than 30 years.

"Brother Ming? Are you really Brother Ming? Brother Ming, it's good that you're not dead, it's good that you're not dead. Wang Peng was already in both eyes at this time.

"Xiaopeng, I thought I would forget that one day, but I was wrong. After I got down there, a lot of people said I was just a kid who didn't understand anything, they just told me to forget, they just told me: you're wrong, you're really wrong! They kept telling me to be calm, but I can't forget you, I'm sorry for you, I really can't forgive myself. ”

Although, my own mouth said these words, but I had a strange feeling, it seemed that I saw the male lead of Bao Qingtian in the year of Sao Nian, standing in front of me with a dark face and full of pain, and kept nagging me: You are wrong, you are really wrong!

"Brother Ming, which group of bastards educated you like this?" Wang Peng is still a curious baby.

"I killed all of them." I said arrogantly, and then I felt a room full of prison guards looking at me in surprise, with batons in their hands, as if if I dared to do anything, they would kill me on the spot.

"Brother Ming? When did you get so awesome? Although I am not afraid of heaven and earth, at most I am to grab some money, you dare to kill! Wang Peng showed a look of reverence.

"Xiaopeng, I don't have much time, and I won't be able to see you in the future, remember, don't treat yourself badly, I'll wait for you below. If you can't think of it one day, just find a way to kill yourself, remember, the more bizarre the better, the more difficult the better, and the more ruthless the means, so that you can remember. I looked up at the clock on the wall, and once again spoke fiercely.

"......" Wang Peng was stunned, and a fool could hear that I was instigating him to commit suicide.

At this moment, the demented prison guard next to me looked at my watch, then patted me on the shoulder, signaling that my time was up.

I nodded in frustration, and in a trance, I found that Liu Ming had returned to the kitten's body, and nodded at me with a relieved expression.

I sighed, picked up the two pets, and walked towards the door, before going out, I heard Wang Peng's voice behind me: "Brother Ming, why are you explaining?" Below? What's down there? ”

……

When I left the reception room, I was left in the reception room, because I had just done two things, one was to say that I had killed some people, and the other was to blatantly instigate others to commit suicide in front of the prison guards.

The early warning was quite polite, only brought me a pair of handcuffs, not that they were afraid of what I would do, they regarded me as a madman, and they were more likely afraid that I would commit suicide first, after all, all my actions were a little abnormal.

A man, holding two pets, with a blue nose and swollen face, came to visit the prison, behaved strangely, changed his voice, threatened to kill people, instigated others to commit suicide, and my Jingba also poured urine on the prison guard's shoes......

What have I done?

Seeing that there was no one in the reception room, the kitten possessed by Liu Ming suddenly spoke, and his voice was a little ashamed: "Dude, I'm sorry, I didn't expect this." ”

I smiled and shook my head: "It's okay, buddy, do you want to open it?" ”

"Hmm!" The kitten nodded: "I want to open it, in fact, I have died once, I have already paid the price, he can have today's ending, it is also his own life, however, I believe that he will be well and reunite with me as soon as possible!" ”

…… It's the most vicious blessing I've ever heard in my life.

Half an hour later, I was taken to the police station by a police car.

A policeman took a pile of information, looked at me from time to time, and looked down at the information in his hand, and so on for more than a dozen times, the policeman finally said with difficulty: "We have checked, you have no criminal record, you have been doing well during your studies and work, and there is no possibility of killing anyone at all, but what I don't understand is why you would go to the prison to meet a person you have never crossed paths with, and what I don't understand is why you do that kind of thing in prison that lies about murder, Aren't people like you so sick? Is it fun to pretend to be crazy and stupid in prison? ”