Within half a minute, the master killed a military master and a wild woman of the military master. Fang Tianbao didn't know about this matter. Fang Tianbao only knew that after squatting for two months, he had to go to the classroom. For Fang Tianbao, going to school is even more uncomfortable than hanging.

No way, my mother had no money. This time, in order to transfer to another school for myself. Mom almost sold the platinum ring. That ring is the most precious memorial that my father left to my mother.

On September 1, Fang Tianbao transferred to No. 4 Middle School to study in the second year of high school. On this day, it was very hot. Early in the morning, the tree knew and kept calling, just like installing a Nanfu battery. Fang Tianbao likes such hot weather. The hotter the weather, the shorter the skirts of the ladies.

Fang Tianbao believes that if it is gold, it will shine, and if it is a skirt, it will go away. Along the way, he pretended to tie his shoelaces several times. Every time he ties his shoes, he has some windfall. Sometimes, it's a black T; Sometimes, it's a pink Mickey.

Suddenly! A devil's back attracted him. She is one hundred and sixty-eight tall, with long hair and fluttering, like a fairy. The white tight T-shirt took her waist to the extreme, and she felt like she could put her hands together. Under the waist of the snake, the beautiful buttocks, and the straight legs are refreshing.

"Don't look back!" According to Fang Tianbao's experience, most girls with a devil's body have a urine sex. The back looks like a phoenix, and when she turns her head, she becomes Sister Feng.

"Neurotic!" Unexpectedly, Sister Feng spoke, and it was still a three-character scripture. She turned her head sharply and directly looked at Fang Tianbao stupidly.

No, she is not Sister Feng, she is Fengxian. Fang Tianbao never expected that she actually had a face that could kill a flight attendant in seconds. Her big talking eyes matched her tall nose perfectly. The slightly raised lips are playful and cute, reminiscent of Guan Zhilin when she was young. And, at the moment when she turned around, her two tall and tall also turned around......

Without further ado, we have to hurry up and snap a picture.

Fang Tianbao decisively took out his mobile phone. Although, it is an old Lenovo with only 600,000 pixels, it can still make a "click" sound. Well, the composition is not bad! "Peak Loop Turn" was also captured.

"Neurotic, why are you filming me?" The beauty is angry and wants to reach for his phone. However, her hand was halfway up and retracted.

Obediently, is that also called a mobile phone? Was that what the cavemen used to do? Do you dare to drop more of its paint? What's even more stuffy is that the screen of the mobile phone is still broken, and it looks like a spider web.

"Beauty, don't get me wrong, my brother is from the Photography Association. Look, that white cloud above our four middle schools looks like a marshmallow......"

"Marshmallows? I think you're a Down syndrome......" The beauty rolled her eyes and continued on her way.

Suddenly!

A guy as thin as a monkey scurried up to the beautiful woman and smiled and handed her a small piece of cardboard.

"Beauty, do a questionnaire, okay?" The monkey smirked.

"Not available!" The beauty's nose is Fan Bingbing's, but her expression is cold.

"Beauty, it's quick to make a questionnaire. Besides, there are gifts...... "The monkey does not give up."

"Wow, there's a gift? Then let Brother Bao and I'll come. I love making rolls the most. Every time I took the exam, I was the first to turn in the paper. ”

"Dirt! Leopard! Child! The goddess rolled her eyes at Fang Tianbao a second time. Having said that, Fang Tianbao was blinded by a beautiful woman, and it was not a day or two. At this moment, he looked at himself again.

Well, when I went out today, I did dress a little more simply. The sweatshirt on the upper body is said to be "Puma". But, in fact, it is a fifteen-dollar "donkey". Although the pants are Anta's, they also belong to the disaster relief materials of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and they are old. The most disturbing thing is the pair of Adi kings on his feet. It was a pair of five-bar Adi kings. Everyone on the earth knows that Adidas is all three-bar. No way, mom is a cleaner, it's good that he can dress like this.

"Handsome guy, I'm sorry...... Our questionnaire is about the beauty of girls...... "When the monkey called Fang Tianbao "handsome guy", he stared at his Adi King with one eye.

"Oh, is it? Take a look. "As soon as I heard that it was about beauty, the beauty came back to life. She took the questionnaire, half-squatted, and ticked the box with a brush. While she was ticking, Fang Tianbao and the monkey also stared at the ditch on her neckline.

"Alright, it's done!"

"Beauty, thank you so much, this is for you." The monkey put away the questionnaire and pulled out a box of things from a black plastic bag. It was a box of things like vitamins, and it was colorful and looked pretty cute.

"This ...... What's this? The beautiful woman took the balls, and she was a little confused.

"Beauty lozenges, imported from Germany, very expensive ......," Monkey said.

"But, but I don't want this......" The beauty just wanted to return those balls to the monkey, but unexpectedly, the monkey had already run away with oil on the soles of his feet.

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At this moment, suddenly, a police car rushed directly from behind. With an emergency brake, the police car pulled to the side of the road. Fang Tianbao turned his head and looked at the license plate of the police car, and laughed directly - "54250 police". If this translates the license plate into all Chinese, won't it be "I am a police officer of 255"?

"Stop, don't run!" As soon as the door of the police car opened, the flat-headed policeman who took the lead went straight to the monkey without saying a word.

"Damn, what's the situation? It's also illegal to take a questionnaire? Fang Tianbao was taken aback. What made Fang Tianbao even more dizzy was that the beautiful woman beside him actually let the bald policeman cut his hands back.

"Hey, big brother policeman, in broad daylight, ...... you guys?" Since he was a child, Fang Tianbao has a heart of sympathy for the weak, especially for beautiful women.

"The police are handling the case! Get out of the way. They are shipping. The bald policeman said, pulling out a police ID card from his waist. The police card shook at the speed of light in front of Xiao Bi's eyes, and then he took it back again. Fang Tianbao couldn't tell the difference between his police ID card and his student ID card at all.

"Uncle policeman, you misunderstood. I didn't know that person at all. If you don't believe me, you can ask him ......! When the beauty said "ask him", she stared at Fang Tianbao with teary eyes.

"Do a questionnaire? Then you hold so much in your hands and shake your head. What are pills for? The bald policeman snatched the box of pills from the beautiful woman's hand and yelled. Oh my God, it turns out that these balls that the monkey just gave her are not beauty lozenges imported from Germany, but the legendary "shake, shake, shake to Grandma's Bridge" balls!

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It didn't take long for the monkey to be caught as well.

"Damn, that's a big daring. Early in the morning, you two dared to ship under my nose. ”

"Brother policeman, you misunderstood......" The beauty loudly defended.

"Okay, Guan Chuling, stop screaming. This time, we're planted. The beauty never expected that the monkey would be the first to confess.

It turned out that her name was Guan Chuling!

Watching the anti-drug police car start slowly, Fang Tianbao was inexplicably a little melancholy. He kicked the concrete pier on the side of the road. Damn, I really didn't expect that I finally ran into a goddess, and she was still a poison. Dealer. Maybe she's still codenamed "Black Widow".

"Help, kidnapping......" Guan Chuling was twisted into the car, shouted twice, and let the policeman next to her seal her mouth with duct tape. In an instant, Fang Tianbao's mind began to be messy. Kidnap? Impossible! If it's really a kidnapping, do you need three police officers to come together? Besides, I saw it myself, and the monkey did give her some shake of her head. Pills!

Well, since it's a shipment, why do you have to fill out a questionnaire? Hey, what's so strange about that? In their industry, which drug dealer is not an actor? What can't they do? Fang Tianbao kept asking and answering himself.

However, at the moment when the police car turned around, Fang Tianbao discovered two details. First, he noticed that instead of tape being put on the monkey's mouth, he was holding a cigarette. Isn't he a drug dealer? Does the police have a reason to give cigarettes to drug dealers?

Also, when the police car came, the license plate in front of it was clearly "54250 police". However, how can the license plate become "51168 police"? When I came, "I'm a two-hundred-and-five-year-old policeman", and when I turned around, I was "a policeman who I want to send all the way"? Is there any discipline in this police car?

It's not good, the police car is a fake police car with a fake license plate, and the police are fake cops!

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"Quick, keep up with that police car!" Fang Tianbao casually stopped a Beijing Hyundai taxi.

"Wouldn't it? ...... with a police car? The driver looked embarrassed and had a toothpick in his mouth.

"Less nonsense, get on the highway!" After Fang Tianbao finished speaking, he took out a handful of change from his pocket and put it on the fat driver's lap. The fat driver swept it with his peripheral vision, and even if he added those steel hammers, he would not be able to survive more than thirty yuan. For this little money, you still want to go on the highway?

"Damn, tell you to follow the police car in front, are you sleepwalking?"

"Brother, last night, little brother, I played nine laps in a row, and I didn't mess around. Forget it, my brother is not in the mood today, you better get off at the intersection in front, I have to go home and make up for sleep......" The fat driver spit out his toothpick and yawned and spoke. , did he think he drove a Rolls-Royce Phantom? Do you want to "go home and make up for sleep"?

"Less nonsense, get on the highway!" The tiger was not powerful, and he thought it was a cat that had menstruation. Fang Tianbao rolled up his short sleeves. The fat driver glanced at his well-developed biceps and deltoid muscles and chuckled in his heart.

However, after half a minute, the driver only moved into second gear in first gear.

"Damn, last night, were you playing mahjong or not. Cannon? Don't have the strength to step on the accelerator? The girl in front was kidnapped by the police, kidnapped, did you hear that? ”

"Well, young man, you can't say that. The police car catches a beautiful woman, that's a matter of course, so how can it be called kidnapping? Even if the police caught the two meat balls of the beauty, it was called grasping the legal system with one hand and harmony with the other......" I didn't expect that the driver's eldest brother would still listen to the poor mouth.

"Okay, you can't fucking open it, do you? …… I, I'll fuck you......" Fang Tianbao made a strong adamantine pendulum and hit the fat driver's temple with one punch.

With a "bang", the driver's big pig's head clicked the window glass.

Blood, like a waterfall in Lushan, flowed out of his head. Fang Tianbao stepped on the driver's leg and sat in the driver's position.

Fasten your seat belt, Fang Tianbao began to be stupid.

"Fuck you...... Last time, what did that bullshit coach tell me......? Last summer, Fang Tianbao signed up for a "Shuntong driving school".

Unexpectedly, that coach has a stinky mouth, which is even more stinky than. As long as Fang Tianbao made a wrong step, he would scold other people's ancestral graves.

Once, when practicing the car, Fang Tianbao couldn't stand the coach's stinky mouth, so he directly punched him. As a result, the coach's two front teeth flew out of the cab on the spot. That afternoon, Fang Tianbao was also honorably removed from the "Shuntong Driving School".

Now, a guy who was removed from the driving school is about to go on the highway majestically. Moreover, he still has to play with the first "D". Because, those fake policemen have already driven the car away.

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