Chapter 004: Fire Qilin
Fortunately, Fang Tianbao's understanding is not bad. After stepping on the clutch a few times, he found some feeling. It's just that the gear is still rusty, and he always has to look down at the gear. Just now, he just lowered his head and almost drove the car under the viaduct.
", you thought the earth wouldn't be turning without you?" Fang Tianbao spat at the driver. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the Beijing Hyundai drove a Ferrari style.
"Hey, hey, hey......" The fat driver was shaken by the car and woke up. He felt a little chill in his body, as if he were sitting on an assault boat. Because, Fang Tianbao drove the car too much.
With a "clang", the Hyundai crashed into the guardrail at high speed. The front face of the car was mostly lifted in half.
"Dry ......" Fang Tianbao slammed the steering wheel. Now, he's kind of sorry. Last year, I really shouldn't have knocked out the coach's two front teeth.
Rickety, the car is on high speed.
"Brother, pull aside. If you drive like this, we'll both die......"
", so you're not dead?" When Fang Tianbao spoke, he didn't have time to look at him. With his current driving skills, he is not enough to chat while driving.
"Wife, I'm sorry for you, I don't want to die......" Unexpectedly, the driver's eldest brother took out his mobile phone and began to make a deathbed confession to his wife.
Bumps and bumps, stumbles......
The car finally got off the highway. After getting off the highway and the traffic slows down, the situation is much better. Fang Tianbao slowed down the car, followed the police car, and entered a small road in the suburbs. He surveyed the terrain. This path, although winding and twisting, is a one-way street. He estimated that the fake police car should not be able to run far.
"First neutral, then handbrake, and finally ......" Fang Tianbao unfastened his seat belt while reciting silently according to the password that the coach had taught him before, then blew his nose and got out of the car in a dashing manner. At this time, white smoke was emitting from the front of the car, and a stench of burning came from the bottom of the car.
"Bodhisattva bless, wife, I'm fine now......" The driver's eldest brother is still calling to report his safety. Actually, this fat driver is usually quite honest. When he was just on his deathbed, he even took the initiative to explain that he had been to the "Jin Yao Pool Foot Washing City" twice.
Seeing that the driver had a handful of snot and tears, Fang Tianbao was also moved.
"Okay, big man, crying like Daiyu burying flowers. Brother is not an unreasonable person. Don't worry, a little gas money, my brother will still give it......" After speaking, Fang Tianbao threw a five-yuan bill at the fat driver. That's right, it's a five-dollar bill that can't be broken again.
The fat driver's head was dripping with blood, and he leaned over and picked up the tattered five dollars. He looked up slowly, his lips trembling, his eyes full of tears. Looking at Fang Tianbao's back in a hurry, the driver turned around and looked at his Beijing Hyundai that was emitting black smoke. Finally, he snorted violently, raised his head to the sky, and roared: "I'm only five pieces of grass...... Lao Tzu's car will be overhauled at least 50,000 yuan...... Fifty thousand, ah......"
The words "50,000 ah ......" echoed in horror over the garbage transfer station in the suburbs, and they reverberated for a long time. Wave after wave of flies and mosquitoes were startled.
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In a dilapidated factory on the outskirts of the city, there is a large warehouse. With a bang, the warehouse shutter was opened. A rancid smell and urine came to my face.
"Give Lao Tzu a ...... to die" The bald man pushed hard, pushing the beautiful Guan Chuling into a dim corner of the warehouse.
"Ah......" Guan Chuling screamed and fell to the ground.
Next to her, there is a pile of white fast-food boxes, and some informative tissue paper. Some of the papers were rolled, some were half-unfolded. On the tissue, there were oil stains, stool, and the unidentified yellow mucus that had been dried. It could be a snot or it could be a ......
Next to the paper is a tattered computer desk. On the computer desk, a few flies and cockroaches are square dancing on their laptops. That's a 2999 Lenovo notebook. The laptop is lit up, and vulgar videos are playing on the screen.
Guan Chuling's hand was worn out of the skin. Scarlet blood spilled down the capillaries. Then! Several large black shadows pressed towards her.
"Second brother, can't you be gentle with your sister?" The man with a big gold chain around his neck is not standard in Mandarin. "Gentle" was said by him as "Wen You".
"The fourth brother is right, you see, the little sister is red......" The one who said this was the monkey who sent the questionnaire.
"Phew...... See your mother's red......" Guan Chuling took a mouthful of saliva that had accumulated in her mouth and spit it on the monkey's face.
"Hahaha...... Third brother, what's going on? This little sister still has an appetite for you, right? As soon as you squatted, people gave you a low. Shoot......? "The one who said this was a flat-headed. Pingtou is the boss of this group of people, and the people in the rivers and lakes call him the fire unicorn. Because the PM2.5 in the warehouse is not very good, and the weather is hot. The fire unicorn opened the police uniform. He showed a Milevo's beer belly, which looked domineering. With each step, the fat on his belly shook like a water bag.
In addition to the domineering beer belly, a fire unicorn is also tattooed on the arm of the fire unicorn. It's a pity that the level of the tattoo artist is limited, and his painting of the fire unicorn is a bit obscene. Trifling. It doesn't look like a fire unicorn, but more like a toad with a fire on its body.
"Boss, this sister looks like water. Just now, she sprayed me in the face. I'll have to squirt her back later. The monkey said, glancing at the fire unicorn.
"Third child, you can't mess around. It's okay for her to spray your face, if you want to spray her face back, our business will not be easy. Who called, our sister Guan Chuling is the mayor's daughter......" After the fire qilin finished speaking, he hooked Guan Chuling's chin with his finger.
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This time, the Fire Qilin gang tried all their means in order to get a few large earthwork projects from Vice Mayor Guan. At first, they went to the bulk rice that Mayor Guan bought at his house and let go of the gold chain. As a result, Mayor Guan picked up the gold and handed over the gold chain to his beloved party. Then, they also put cash in the vegetable basket of the mayor's wife. As a result, the mayor selflessly dedicated the cash in the vegetable basket to the municipal government's vegetable basket project.
If it's soft, change the incense! The fire unicorn saw that the deputy mayor of Guan did not accept gifts. So, I wanted to get a beautiful junior for Vice Mayor Guan. They wanted to use the method of "lust ring" to pull him into the water. Just pull the mayor into the water and take a set of warm and lingering photos for him and the mistress. Then, a few big earthworks were completed.
So, the fire unicorn spent more than 100,000 yuan to hire an international car model from Shanghai. He is ready to use international supermodels to break into the ranks of senior officials. Unexpectedly, as soon as the international car model came out, the mayor's wife was disturbed. It is said that on that day, the poor international car model, on the main road, even the skirt and underwear were torn by the mayor's wife. Huo Qilin never expected that a dignified mayor's wife would be even more ruthless than a rural woman.
It is useless to send gold, money, and international supermodels. In order to recapture those earthworks, the fire unicorn had no choice but to take risks. Huo Qilin finally decided to personally direct a good show to kidnap the mayor's daughter. The four brothers, pretending to be police officers, stole a scrapped Jetta. sprayed some paint indiscriminately, converted it into a police car, and arrested Guan Chuling.
"Third child, you keep an eye on it first, let's go eat a bucket first." The fire unicorn said "eat a bucket", which means to eat a "KFC family bucket". These fools, that's all there is to it. Last time, they went to Starbucks together. As soon as he entered the door, he scolded the waiter: "What the fuck, why don't you even have beer and peanuts?" ”
"Boss, you need to hurry. I'm worried that kid will find this place......" The monkey thought about Fang Tianbao's desperate appearance just now, and he was a little weak.
"Hahaha, you mean, that big idiot who drives a taxi? Didn't you see the bear he was driving just now? Even on the side of the road, such a big cement pier can make him overturn......" The brothers laughed as soon as the fire qilin said this.
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Oh my God, wouldn't it? Just that one stole it. Photographing your classmates, did you really overturn? Guan Chuling never expected it. It turned out that the boy just now still had such a sense of justice. Suddenly, a strange ripple appeared in her heart.
After a while, the fire unicorn took a few brothers and ate the "bucket". In the warehouse, there were only two people left, Monkey and Guan Chuling.
"Little narcissus, what do you think? Do you want to come over and watch a video with your brother......" The monkey watched a vulgar movie while scanning Guan Chuling's beautiful legs and straightness with his spare eyes. If not, the fire unicorn explained that he couldn't touch her. The monkey wanted to pounce on her right now and suck her clean like jelly.
"Bastard, let me out. Otherwise, you will be shot! ”
"Shot? Think your dad is the mayor, so he can shoot your brother casually? To tell you honestly, if your father doesn't sign the contract, he won't blame Lao Tzu for shooting you first......" Obviously, the "shooting" that the monkey said is not the same as the "shooting" that Guan Chuling said.
"Hooligans, perverted ......" Guan Chuling turned her face away in fright. In the gloomy warehouse, the monkey's hands began to become more and more dishonest.
"Bastard, you dare to ......" Guan Chuling felt a kind of apocalyptic despair.
Suddenly!
With a "poof", a person fell to the ground from the roof of the warehouse. Then, a light black shadow swept across the warehouse wall.
"Who?" The monkey was secretly startled and hurriedly stuffed the gun into the crotch of his pants.
"Brother, don't worry! Just now, I saw that you weren't professional enough, do you want to try my iron pipe and practice first? After speaking, Fang Tianbao stood up from behind the computer desk. In his hand, he held a thick iron pipe.
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"Classmate, save me......" Guan Chuling was overjoyed when she saw the god general.
"Guan Chuling, right? Save you, when you get out, you have to be my girlfriend! "There is a cheap and not a gentleman. Guan Chuling was electrocuted by him, and suddenly felt hot all over. At this time, she carefully looked at Fang Tianbao in front of her. Well, this leper dog doesn't look like the kind that people can't eat.
He's tall, though, not up to par. However, there is also a meter 75 meters in visual inspection. His eyebrows are thick and his eyes are quite large. On the nose, although there are a few pimples, spoils the effect. However, the overall feeling is not bad. In particular, the muscles on Fang Tianbao's body are indeed quite eye-catching.
"Want to find the mayor's daughter as a girlfriend? You're still a fucking dream......" As he spoke, the monkey pulled out a watermelon knife out of nowhere. The bright watermelon knife reflected the sunlight on the roof, and slashed directly at Fang Tianbao's face with a murderous aura.
"Be careful......" Guan Chuling screamed.
Fang Tianbao used a steel pipe to connect. The watermelon knife slid down the steel pipe, and the blade deviated two centimeters from his ear.
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