Tang Yuyan was lying on the head of the bed, looking intently at a magazine called "Boys and Girls", at this time, she was reading an article on how to control men, I don't know what came to mind, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and her eyes were full of cunning.

Bang bang bang......

The sound of slamming the door frightened Tang Yuyan's liver, who is so rude, forget if the doorbell doesn't ring, can't the door be knocked properly? She got out of bed and put on her slippers and walked out of the room, walked to the door and glanced at the cat's eye, and found that it was Wu Minghou, so she opened the door angrily.

"Hey! You can't knock ...... well Hmmm......"

Wu Ming hugged Tang Yuyan when he entered the door, directly lowered his head and kissed her cherry lips, interrupting her words, and after kicking the door, Wu Ming forcibly hugged Tang Yuyan who was kicking and kicking into the room, and rudely pressed her down on the big bed.

"Let go of me, I'm going to scream...... Hmm...... "Wu Ming pressed her under him, sealed her cherry lips with his mouth again, slid down her waist with his big hand and pinched her upturned buttocks, and pulled down her pants.

Feeling a chill in his lower body, the embarrassed Tang Yuyan struggled violently, and after avoiding Wu Ming's lips, he gasped and shouted: "Don't, stop it, I'm really going to scream......"

After a few minutes, Tang Yuyan really screamed, screaming very loudly, even if the doors and windows had been closed tightly, the neighbors could still faintly hear her scream, the old lady in the opposite building shook her head, the little girl is really amazing now, the husband and wife are not ashamed to call so loudly, I heard that there is a little daughter-in-law in the last building in the North District who screamed even louder.

I don't know how long it took, the clouds and rain stopped, even in the cold night, the two of them still sweated a lot, panting together, Tang Yuyan bit Wu Ming's shoulder, opened his teeth and claws: "Badass!" I'm going to call the police and sue you for me. ”

Wu Ming's eyes narrowed into a straight line when he heard this, and he suddenly widened and emitted a dangerous light, like a hungry wolf, staring coldly at the prey under him, Tang Yuyan shrank his neck, his momentum instantly weakened by three points, and he calmed down: "I warn you, don't touch me again, otherwise I will really ...... Hmmm......"

Tang Yuyan's small mouth was blocked by Wu Ming again, feeling the man's tongue burrowing into the mouth cavity, her apricot eyes widened, her calves kicked in mid-air, her hand scratched the man's back, and she silently screamed Ya Xuan Saucer.

Good things come in pairs, two goals, this time the movement is even greater, like a storm, thunder, lightning and hail, as if a century has passed, Wu Ming finally received his magical powers, Tang Yuyan's eyes were white, and he was so tired that he couldn't lift his hands.

"You're so heavy, don't press me......" Tang Yuyanjiao gasped and complained, seeing Wu Ming's head approaching, she screamed in fright: "Please, don't me, I'm in so much pain." ”

Wu Ming just leaned close to her face, and then said fiercely: "Do you dare to call the police to arrest me now?" ”

Tang Yuyan hurriedly shook his head and said timidly: "Don't dare." ”

"Even if you know each other, I originally wanted to teach you a hard lesson eighteen times......" Wu Ming made a straight face and said coldly: "Say!" Where is that kid better than me? ”

Why did you get to Ruan Nan without a head or a brain? Tang Yuyan looked puzzled, and immediately understood in her heart, the man in front of her may have received the news of her engagement and was angry, no wonder she bullied people as soon as she came, after thinking about it, she quietly showed a touch of cunning, and said slowly: "Ruan Nan, he is tall......"

"Lao Tzu is taller than him."

"He's handsome."

"Lao Tzu is more handsome than him."

"He has a lot of women."

"Lao Tzu has more than him."

“…………”

Wu Ming smiled awkwardly and said, "It's wrong, he has more than me." ”

Tang Yuyan snorted and said disdainfully: "You are just a raccoon dog, you are all full of flowers." ”

"Let's not talk about this ...... yet," Wu Ming diverted the topic, "I heard that you are going to get engaged, and you have to try on wedding dresses tomorrow." ”

"Yes!"

Wu Ming's anger came up again, and he said in a deep voice: "Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing?" ”

"Why did you tell you?" Tang Yuyan pretended not to care and said, "It's none of your business." ”

"Why is it none of my business?" Wu Ming shouted, "I'm your first man." ”

Tang Yuyan asked rhetorically, "What about the first man?" Are you responsible for me? Are you my boyfriend? Do you love me? ”

Wu Ming froze for a moment, and shouted vaguely: "This...... Heck, anyway, I don't want you to get engaged to him. ”

"Anyway, I don't dare to disobey the elders in the family, you can do it yourself."

The atmosphere was a little stiff, the two of them were silent for a long time, Wu Ming suddenly lowered his head and kissed the tip of Tang Yuyan's nose, and said leisurely: "Only by holding you tightly can I really feel ......"

"My warmth?"

"Your boobs are so small."

"Bastard!" Tang Yuyan was annoyed and angry, and shouted: "Then you are still pressing me, trying to make me more peaceful?" ”

Wu Ming smiled slightly, turned over and lay on his back to take Tang Yuyan into his arms, touched her soft hair, and said softly: "Let's sleep!" ”

"Wu Ming?"

"What?"

Tang Yuyan obediently lay in Wu Ming's arms, smiled playfully, and whispered: "You just said that you wanted to teach me a hard lesson eighteen times, and now there are still sixteen times, hey?" Feed? Are you asleep? ”

What are you kidding, after making up for it sixteen times, his life is long gone, Wu Ming pretended not to hear it, he is familiar with this ability to pretend to be deaf and dumb, when he pretends to be dead, even if he burns his buttocks, he must turn a blind eye, this is a pure man.

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The snow stopped, the sky cleared, and the sun came out.

"How do you use my toothbrush?"

"I can use your people, why can't I use your toothbrush?"

"I'll beat you shameless bastard."

"Against you?"

The two of them huddled together in the bathroom, playing and washing up, like a newlywed couple, after washing and dressing up, they came to the living room together.

"Are you hungry? I'll cook you something? ”

"You know how to cook?"

Tang Yuyan was like a proud male peacock, proudly cocked her little butt and walked into the kitchen, after rummaging through the cabinets, she walked out of the kitchen slowly, and said shyly: "There is only tap water at home, can you boil a little for you to drink?" ”

“…………”

As soon as the two walked out of the door, Tang Yuyan's mobile phone rang, she took out her mobile phone and glanced at it, then connected the phone and said, "Ruan Nan?" Going to try on a dress at one o'clock in the afternoon? I know, I'll get back in touch when the time comes. ”

"Are you really going to try on a wedding dress?"

"Can you handle it?"

Wu Ming didn't speak with a dark face, the two went downstairs to the Hummer, and after eating breakfast at a nearby breakfast restaurant, they went into the supermarket together, Tang Yuyan planned to buy back to fill the empty refrigerator at home, in order to prevent her from sneaking off to try on the wedding dress, Wu Ming turned off the mobile phone and followed her step by step, planning to stick it all day.

After buying two large bags of things, when the two were picking up their bags in the safe deposit box, a young man wearing a baseball cap suddenly rushed out of the supermarket, grabbed a woman's satchel and ran directly, and the security guard immediately chased him out when he saw this.

Wu Ming sighed preemptively, and as expected, Tang Yuyan, who was jealous and hateful, immediately jumped up: "Stand ......" She ran a few steps in ten-inch high heels, looked back at Wu Ming with a blank face, and shouted: "What are you doing with a pestle?" Let's chase it together. ”

When the two chased out the door together, they could only see the security guard's buttocks from a distance, and the scud thief had long since disappeared, Tang Yuyan stomped his feet angrily and cursed: "Damn, let him run away." ”

"With your small physique, what's the use of catching up?"

Tang Yuyan waved his little fist and said, "Look down on me? We've caught three robbers together, have you forgotten? ”

Wu Ming shook his head and smiled, and said, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be enough for someone to stuff their teeth alone." ”

"Self-righteous!" Tang Yuyan looked disdainful, and said excitedly: "If you are so powerful, go and catch the bag thief just now and show me." ”

Wu Ming puffed up his chest, praised Haikou and said, "Even if I carry you on my back, I can catch him back." ”

"Bragging."

"What if I could do it?"

"If you can do it, I'll leave it at your disposal."

"Good! That's what you said. ”

Soon, a pair of eye-catching strange things appeared on the street, a man carrying a large bag and a woman running wildly, the woman kept laughing, and chased nearly a thousand meters in the direction where the security guards ran, Wu Ming first caught up with two tired and paralyzed security guards.

"What about thieves?"

"Run...... I ran into the front park. ”

Wu Ming ran into the small park with Tang Yuyan on his back, and it didn't take much effort to find the bag thief who was tired of sitting on the ground, he originally planned to quietly approach the thief and make another move, but unfortunately, the pig-like teammate roared directly on the side of the road: "Damn thief, stop." ”

Tang Yuyan roared, and the bag thief immediately bounced up in fright, and then spread the girl and ran out, Wu Ming really wanted to throw the woman on his back and kick her ass hard, this woman was really an agent of the National Security Bureau before?

Tang Yuyan stuck out his tongue and apologized: "I'm sorry, I was a little excited for a while, and I got a little carried away." ”

can be tired and paralyzed two security guards, the foot strength of the bag thief can be seen, but in a blink of an eye, the figure is almost gone, Wu Ming hurriedly chased after Tang Yuyan on his back, Wu Ming is also not a fuel-efficient lamp, even if he is carrying a person, he still quickly caught up with the bag thief.

The bag thief turned back frequently while running away, and the horror in his heart was incomprehensible, he was born in long-distance running, could the man behind him practice triathlon? It's hell to be able to catch up with a woman on your back.

"Beware of a ditch ahead."

Dog? Are dogs scarier than you? The bag snatcher who didn't look at the road fell into a mud ditch, Wu Ming chased after it and took a look, only to find that the ditch was very deep, at least two meters, and the bag snatcher in the ditch fell into a weird 'swastika' shape, which seemed to have fallen quite badly.

Tang Yuyan hurriedly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the bag thief, Wu Ming rolled his eyes, since the mobile phone has a camera function, even if a woman sees a bear jumping out of the roadside, she has to take a picture first, and then start screaming.

The bag thief was caught, since he won the bet, how to deal with Tang Yuyan? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and she was not allowed to go out for a day when she went home, and she still wanted to try on the wedding dress? Try your sister to ......