Chapter 21: Confession and Leniency
The capital ushered in the first snow of the year, Wu Ming looked at the scenery outside the window blankly, Zhuge Dachang saw that there was an empty parking space on the right side of the road, he immediately slowed down and hit the turn signal, suddenly, a sports car quickly plugged in from the right side, and drove into the front parking space cleanly.
Here is located in the second ring area of the bustling section, empty parking spaces are more difficult to find, grab parking spaces happen from time to time, if you don't learn to see the stitches, you may not be able to find a parking space for half a day, let people grab a parking space, Zhuge Dachang is a little hot.
The door of the sports car was cocked, and a little four-eyed man in a white suit got out of the car triumphantly, and raised his middle finger at the white military car passing by, Wu Ming's eyes were just aimed at this provocative gesture, and his face immediately became gloomy.
"Brother Pig, stop."
"What?"
"You just stop."
Zhuge Dachang turned on the turn signal, pulled over a little and stopped illegally, Wu Ming opened the door and got out of the car, strode back, pointed to the little four-eyed who had just gotten off the car a few steps more than ten meters away, and shouted: "Four-eyed boy, stop." β
Xiao Siyan held a beautiful woman in a mink coat in his hand, stopped when he heard the words, and shouted arrogantly: "Boy, are you calling Dad?" β
"Humph!"
Wu Ming approached step by step, Zhuge Dachang also got out of the car and chased after him, facing the two fierce men, Xiao Siyan unconsciously took a step back, and bluffed: "You...... What do you want to do? β
Wu Ming twisted his neck and said slowly: "It's cold, come down and move." β
"You want to hit someone? I warn you not to mess around...... "The little four-eyed nostrils turned to the sky, and he sacrificed the special magic weapon of the second generation of the powerful, "Do you know who my dad is?" β
"We never look at the owner when we beat the dogs."
"You dare to call me a dog?" Xiao Si's eyes were annoyed and angry, and he threatened: "If you have the ability, you can beat me and see how you die." β
"You think we don't dare to fight?"
"Do you dare to talk nonsense?" Xiao Siyan puffed up his chest, jumped up and down, and shouted: "Come on, come on, hurry up and hit me, please hurry up and hit me......"
"I've only seen this kind of request on TV."
"It's the first time I've heard such a request."
"Since you strongly ask for it, then you are welcome."
Wu Ming lightning-like bullied the previous small hook foot and easily knocked down the little four eyes, and then there was a random kick, Zhuge Dachang also followed and kicked a few feet, and the beauty with the little four eyes was stunned for a moment, before screaming: "Kill, kill......"
Xiao Siyan also held his head and shouted, "Help...... Help ......"
There are a lot of onlookers, but they are all indifferent, and one by one they also gloated and took out their mobile phones to shoot videos, many of the second generation of powerful people always think that they are superior, relying on the backer and bullying others, when they are in distress and need others to lend a hand, they will find that there are only indifferent eyes around.
After crackling and kicking, Wu Ming and the two walked away, and the beauty ran to Xiao Siyan's side and said nervously: "Are you okay, dear?" β
Xiao Siyan was already no longer howling, but after the beauty approached, he suddenly howled again: "It hurts me to death." β
"Where does it hurt?"
"Pigs! You stepped on my hand. β
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The beauty stepped back with a sneering face, Xiao Siyan stood up with the old waist, because he was wearing thicker, Wu Ming and the two of them were measured, he was not injured, but the suit was full of large sole prints.
"Do you see their license plates?"
The beauty hurriedly nodded and said, "I see it clearly, YL00001 military, let's call my uncle right away, right?" β
Xiao Si's pupils shrank, and he said indignantly: "You are a pig-brainless pig." β
careless, I didn't pay attention to people's license plates before, and almost got into big trouble, Xiao Siyan was shocked into a cold sweat, and then showed a look of annoyance, this plan was in vain, he drooped his head, and in the mocking eyes of passers-by, he pulled the beauty to the sports car.
Fought a bullying pretending to be a criminal, Wu Ming's mood recovered brightly, two days ago, he was framed, and almost fell into someone else's immortal jump, and then the matter somehow spread to Xu Guohao's ears, Wu Ming and Li Xianglan were criticized for violating discipline, and half a month's allowance was deducted.
The Yanlong Special Forces did not explicitly oppose the comrades-in-arms engaging in relationships or falling in love, but Wu Ming and Li Xianglan actually dared to hide in the camp dormitory in broad daylight, and the impact was too bad, and the lack of punishment was not enough to appease the envy of the public.
Wu Ming had already guessed that Fang Huaming wanted to harm himself, but there was no evidence in his hand, so he could only remain silent, because all the parties involved were silent, most people didn't know what happened, only knew that a pair of dog men and women were hiding in the barracks to play trendy and exciting adult games, and then when the two of them you possess me and I possess you, they accidentally let people bump into each other.
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Finding an empty parking space and parking the car, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang got out of the car, and after walking for about five minutes, they came to the door of a restaurant.
Maxi Restaurant, a famous French restaurant in Beijing, as long as you come once, you will not forget, the price of the dishes here will make those who have been here unforgettable, if the ordinary working class has a meal here, they will definitely kneel down to listen to the wife training for a night when they go home.
Obviously expensive to death, but the guests are endless, many people come here not to eat, just to set up the score, the restaurant seized their broad mentality, the introduction of new dishes one more expensive than the other, not the most expensive, only more expensive.
Wu Ming finally settled on a box, he spent so much money not to show off, but to bear the guilt, he didn't want his conscience to continue to suffer, he planned to confess to Ruan Nan, brother! I'm sorry, my brother fell in love with your wife, and I want to beat and scold you.
Entering the elegant box, Wu Ming sat down and picked up the recipe, Zhuge Dachang was too lazy to read the recipe, turned his head to look at the waiter behind him, and asked with a big grin: "Do you have soft-shelled turtles here?"
The waiter smiled, "No." β
"Is there roast duck?"
The waiter still smiled and said, "No." β
"Where's the braised pork?"
The waiter still smiled, "No." β
"Damn! Nothing, you open a restaurant? β
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"Brother Pig, this is an authentic French restaurant, only French food." Wu Ming put the recipe and asked elegantly, "How big is the lobster you have here?" β
The waiter smiled unchanged and said, "About half a catty." β
"I'm rubbing! A half-catty lobster costs two thousand eight, was your boss a bandit before? After Wu Ming ridiculed, he continued: "I want a lobster, if it's not enough for half a catty, cut your butt meat to make up for it." β
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After picking and ordering the food and drinks, Wu Ming looked at the smiling waiter and sighed: "It's really difficult for you, you obviously want to stab us with a knife, but you still have to smile, the young man is so professional." β
The waiter finally stopped smiling, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and said, "I'm a woman." β
"Isn't it?"
The two men's eyes widened, and they watched the waiter leave in horror, there was a woman who looked so much like a man, and a long beard was definitely a fight with Ruhua, and their pair of kryptonite dog eyes that read countless women actually had a time to look away, and it was really the size of the world, and there was no wonder.
After serving the food, they waited for half an hour and saw no one, and the phone couldn't get through, Wu Ming and the two had to eat first, they waited while eating, they were almost full, and Ruan Nan walked into the box under the guidance of the waiter.
"Are you really inviting me to dinner? Didn't you ask me to wash the dishes? β
Wu Ming said angrily: "We came over after work, and we didn't come until now." β
Ruan Nan sat down and confessed: "I'm sorry, there is something wrong at home." β
"Order?"
"No need, I've eaten, just drink some wine......" Ruan Nan picked up the red wine, looked at it habitually, and said in surprise: "Wow! Actually open Lafite, you still know how to enjoy it! β
"I don't drink alcohol, I know how to enjoy it, I know that you kid likes red wine, and this bottle of wine is for you."
"Thank you, brother, I'm disrespectful." Ruan Nan poured a small half glass and shook it, sniffed it, took a sip, and praised: "It's really the best in red wine." β
"I called you out for dinner today because I wanted to tell you something."
"What's the matter?"
Wu Ming said casually: "There was a woman who drugged her, and in order to help her detoxify, I slept with her." β
Ruan Nan asked curiously, "Why are you telling me this?" Do I know this woman? β
"This woman is Tang Yuyan."
"Poof! Ahem...... Ruan Nan stood up, shook the wine stains on his body, and shouted, "What are you kidding?" β
"I'm not kidding."
"Is this true?" Ruan Nan's face turned dark, and he roared angrily: "You bastard, you are all on my fiancΓ©e." β
Wu Ming said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Xiaoyu and I really love each other, we just can't help it......"
Ruan Nan interrupted: "Bullshit really loves each other, if you really love each other, why did Xiaoyu agree to get engaged to me?" β
"Engaged? What is the engagement? β
Ruan Nan snorted and said, "I went home just now to discuss the engagement banquet, and I also made an appointment with Xiaoyu to see the wedding dress together tomorrow." β
Wu Ming was angry and took the case: "I'll wipe it!" Did the woman burn out her brain? I'm her first man, so why should she get engaged to you? I'm going to find her. β
"Wait!" Ruan Nan got up and stopped Wu Ming, who wanted to leave, and said coldly: "You gave me a green hat, and you want to leave like this?" β
"What do you want? Do you chase me nine streets with a dinner knife? β
"Shouldn't I do this as a man?"
The two men looked at each other coldly, looking tense, Zhuge Dachang hurriedly became a peacemaker, and persuaded: "Everyone sit down, we can say anything slowly." β
"It's okay to leave if you want to leave today, at least let me punch me."
"Good!" Wu Ming walked up to Ruan Nan and said, "I'll just stand still and let you punch." β
Ruan Nan didn't say a word, swung out an old fist, and hit Wu Ming's left eye hard, Wu Ming covered his eyes and jumped to his feet and said, "Damn, dare to hit me in the eye, you kid don't want to live?" β
Ruan Nan jumped up and hid behind Zhuge Dachang, and shouted in horror: "You said that if you stand still and let me punch, don't talk and don't count." β
Wu Ming rubbed the corners of his aching eyes, and said in a negative manner: "I said that standing still will let you punch, but I didn't say that I wouldn't fight back!" β
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"Forget it, let you go today, I'll clean up Tang Yuyan's little girl first."
Seeing Wu Ming leave in a hurry, Ruan Nan suddenly smiled, and he smiled quite happily, pulled Zhuge Dachang, and said happily: "Come!" Brother Zhuge , let's have a drink. β
"Are you stupid? I'm so happy to be cuckolded. β
Ruan Nan smiled heartily and said, "I finally have an excuse to get out of the marriage, and I also taught the bastard who made me a cuckold a hard lesson, why aren't you happy?" β
"A punch called a hard lesson?" Zhuge Dachang picked up a table knife and handed it out, and said quietly: "It's too urgent to chase him now." β
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Everyone has a small shadow of childhood, such as being scolded by a teacher, being smoked by a father, and being bitten by the dog next door, Ruan Nan's childhood shadow is Tang Yuyan, a witch who snatched his toys, pushed him into the gutter, and kicked his little twitter, originally thought that this hot potato would never be thrown away, but now there is an opportunity to fall from the sky.
Uh-huh! God-given opportunity must be grasped well, the dead Dao friends are not dead and poor, today is really happy, when the floating is white, Ruan Nan poured a glass of red wine happily, if Wu Ming sees his happy appearance now, he may be stunned, and Zhuge Dachang at this time.