Wu Ming blocked Tang Yuyan's footsteps to try on the wedding dress, but did not stop the process of her engagement, Ruan Tang's engagement ceremony will be held as usual in ten days, Wu Ming has already received the bronzing wedding card from Ruan Nan in advance.

Although the engagement ceremony does not have legal effect, Wu Ming still has the feeling that the bride is married, but the groom is not me, it is Ruan Nan who is obviously cuckolding, why does he have a feeling of wearing a cuckold when he hears that Tang Yuyan is going to get engaged?

Since the French restaurant parted, Wu Ming has been in the customer service department of Tengda Company for the past few days, and has not seen Ruan Nan, today at noon, he received a wedding card, and was also invited to participate in the farewell bachelor party, the husband actually sent a wedding card to the adulterer? Is cuckolding so happy? Do you want to set off two more firecrackers and beat gongs and drums to announce to the world?

The night fire is blurred, this is an extremely characteristic KTV bar, I heard that the girls here are very enthusiastic, dancing without clothes, so every night a large number of men come to visit, the white military car drove into the bar parking space, the two got out of the car together and walked to the bar door.

"Brother Pig, tonight's farewell bachelorette party won't be a Hongmen banquet, right?"

Zhuge Dachang pondered for a long time, and said leisurely: "If Xiao Ruan is a normal man, you will definitely be in danger tonight, but I don't think he is like a normal person." ”

"Hmmm! Maybe I've been with you for too long. ”

"Fuck off."

Wu Ming's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said in a deep voice: "You say, will he poison the wine?" ”

"Fearless, it's not me who poisoned me anyway."

“…………”

The mouth is more poisonous than anything else, but it is like a brother, such a bad friend is the real brother, the two brothers walked to the door of the bar side by side, Ruan Nan was originally gagging with the welcome chick, after seeing Wu Ming, his face immediately became gloomy, and he said provocatively: "Lao Tzu despises you." ”

No named? Wu Ming stabbed Zhuge Dachang with his hand and whispered, "Brother Pig, he despises you." ”

“…………”

"You stole Lao Tzu's fiancée and made Lao Tzu wear a green hat, Lao Tzu endured ......it" Ruan Nan seemed to have drunk, his voice was very loud, and he said facelessly: "But how did you do it?" Why is she still engaged to Lao Tzu, what the is going on? ”

Wu Ming smiled and said in a weird manner: "Don't worry, she will definitely not be able to get engaged to you, I will find an opportunity to take a photo of her, and then threaten her." ”

Ruan Nan's eyes lit up and praised: "You are so insidious." ”

"It's over."

"Look at it, look at your sister!" Due to being misled by Wu Ming, several welcome chicks always thought that Zhuge Dachang was an adulterer, and their little eyes were full of contempt, Zhuge Dachang finally couldn't help but explode, pointing at Wu Ming and shouting: "He is the one who stole other people's wives, not me." ”

Wu Ming looked very honored, nodded at a few front desk chicks, and said, "It's contemptible." ”

“…………”

The three men entered a large box under the guidance of the front desk, decorated in cold colors, there were no spears and artillery in the wing, only some unreliable handicrafts, a very popular KTV box, nothing special, just a few steel pipes are more eye-catching.

"Didn't you say bachelorette parties? Why are there just three of us? ”

"Other people are boring, so it's more fun to play with you."

Zhuge Dachang showed a light smile, Wu Ming will become a shining point no matter where he is, people can't help but want to move closer to him, as long as he is a person who likes to play, he likes to play with him, because he can always bring happiness to others.

Not long after, the elder sister led more than a dozen fat and thin girls into the box, Ruan Nan didn't even look at it, waved his domineering hand, and said in a loud voice: "You all stay." ”

Wu Ming stepped forward and grabbed the coquettish and glamorous head sister, and said with a smile: "You also stay." ”

The sister covered her mouth and smiled, and refused in disguise: "I'll go to greet other guests first, and then I'll come over to have a drink with you later, do you say?" ”

"Stick with me and let you go if you win."

"You said it!"

As a result, the sister sat on Wu Ming's lap almost all night and never left, the two of them were boxing all night, and they hid in the computer room together to play 'an old bee flew into the grass, left snap, right snap', only they know how to play.

Although he has never lost in boxing, Wu Ming is still drunk, Ruan Nan and Zhuge Dachang are also drunk, their lips are invincible, it is difficult for men to get drunk surrounded by beautiful women, Wu Ming and Ruan Nan both let the beauties help them downstairs, only the huge Zhuge Dachang was carried downstairs by the security guards......

"Brother...... Brother, what a righteousness, thank you for stealing my fiancée. ”

"No...... Politely, as it should be. ”

The words of the two drunks made a group of girls who went downstairs with them laugh, a group of people helped the three drunks to their cars, looking at the single-digit license plates, the slightly drunk sister instantly sobered up a lot, she carefully took out Wu Ming's mobile phone, and called 'Little Pig' and 'Elm Pimple' were all connected and no one answered, and finally called 'sweet and sour fish' to answer.

At half past two in the morning, Tang Yuyan received a call from a strange woman, asking her to pick up the drunk Wu Ming, after asking the address, she agreed very happily, and after hanging up the phone, she threw away the phone and continued to sleep.

I went to Willow Lane, Flower Street, got drunk, and wanted to ask me to pick it up, why don't you die!

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At half past three in the morning, Tang Yuyan was woken up by the ringtone of her mobile phone again, and when she saw that it was still Wu Ming's phone number, she was so angry that she gritted her teeth and answered the phone again, she finally got up and got dressed with a frown, how did people enter the police station?

At four o'clock in the morning, Tang Yuyan rushed to the police station in Dongcheng District and saw several men lying on the benches and falling asleep. She pinched her brows, two men who were barely rivals in love didn't fight, but they could get together and get drunk? Is their relationship so strong that they can wear the same pair of pants?

The friendship of wearing the same pair of pants is about brothers, and the friendship of wearing the same pair of pants is about friends, and the only people in this world who can really treat men as siblings and women as clothes are friends.

The man who is engaged in the foundation, you are mighty and majestic......

Ruan Nan shrunk on the chair in a military coat, revealing his hairy calves, his pants, shoes and socks were gone, Wu Ming's clothes and shoes were the same, but the corner of his left eye was black, Zhuge Dachang was the most normal one.

"What's going on with them?"

The police officer said angrily: "Come on." ”

After listening to the general situation of the policeman, Tang Yuyan's face turned green with anger, and he got up suddenly, and said coldly: "I haven't been here tonight." ”

“…………”

The police probably guessed that the situation was like this, after the three men drank in a bar where there were vulgar performances, they were helped to the car and fell asleep, and Ruan Nan got out of the car and vomited and lay down on the side of the road to sleep, which resulted in people being ransacked, and also let the Liuhan strip off his clothes, if the bar security didn't find out in time, he might not even have pants.

The security guard called the police, and the police took the three back to the bureau after the police came, and the bruises in the corners of Wu Ming's eyes were because he touched the chest of a policeman's sister in an unconscious state, and reflexively pinched it, and as a result, he received a murderous pink fist.

Forget about drinking flower wine, if you are drunk, you will take advantage of women, which shows that the genes of birds and beasts have long been deeply rooted in the bone marrow, which is the reason why Tang Yuyan's little face turned green, as for her genuine fiancé Ruan Nan, she didn't care too much, didn't she still have a pair of pants?

Tang Yuyan said let's go, stomped to the door, and when she walked past Wu Ming, she accidentally heard the man muttering 'rain', her whole body was shocked, she couldn't move her steps anymore, and sighed quietly, wrongdoer, I really owe you in my last life......

"I'm going to take him away."

"What about the other two?"

Tang Yuyan glanced at Ruan Nan, pouted and said, "They are not my men, you can do it yourself, anyway, they will leave by themselves when they wake up." ”

"Oh well! You come with me to go through the formalities and get his belongings. ”

"Okay!"

The police officer took out Wu Ming's belongings, mobile phone, satchel, plus two bras and a pair of sexy trousers, Tang Yuyan picked up one of the black silk bras and screamed: "This is also his belongings?" ”

"Ugh! Yes......" The officer laughed dryly, "This is what we took out of his jacket pocket." ”

"You'd better lock him up for the rest of your life, I don't care." Tang Yuyan stepped on her high heels and walked past Wu Ming again, and heard the man's mouth murmuring 'rain' again, she stomped her feet angrily, turned her head back to the police, and said angrily: "Help me go through the formalities, go back and clean him up." ”

The officer laughed and quipped, "Don't let him sleep on the floor on such a cold day." ”

"I let him sleep in a hut."

“…………”

After completing the formalities, the police helped Tang Yuyan to help Wu Ming onto the Humvee, and after closing the car door, Wu Ming's head hit the door glass by himself, he opened his eyes vaguely, rubbed his head, and the person didn't look very conscious.

"Are you awake?"

Wu Ming turned his head and looked at it for a while, and said with a smile: "You are Tang Yuyan." ”

"It's me."

"Don't get engaged to Ruan Nan, okay?" Wu Ming said quite slippery in the last sentence, but became stammering in the next sentence, "No...... Don't marry him, don't marry. ”

Tang Yuyan's heart was cloudy, gentleness appeared in his eyes, and he said softly: "Why don't you allow me to marry?" ”

"Not allowed is not allowed, otherwise I will make you look good."

Tang Yuyan tilted his head and smiled: "How are you going to make me look good?" ”

"Huhu ......" Wu Ming smiled stupidly and said honestly: "I'm going to go to sleep with you, and then take a photo of your fruit while you're asleep." ”

Tang Yuyan's eyes lit up with fire, and he asked, "Then what?" ”

Wu Ming said proudly: "You...... If you dare to get engaged to Ruan Nan, I will make your fruit photos public. ”

Tang Yu burst into flames, squinted his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you plan to blackmail me for 180,000?" ”

"Your fruit...... Not worth that much money. ”

"Bastard, I'll bite you to death!" Tang Yuyan, who was smoking, was powerful, pounced on Wu Ming from the driver's seat, and bit him on the shoulder, how could it be soft?

Tang Yuyan's delicate body, who was biting the shoulder pads of the suit, suddenly stiffened, and a touch of shyness floated on her cheeks, it turned out that a pair of thick palms hugged her buttocks, Wu Ming closed his eyes, and still muttered 'rain', 'little pig' or something in his mouth.

Piglet? Me? It's really numb! Tang Yuyan shuddered, and after slowly flattening the co-pilot's seat, she gently snuggled into Wu Ming's arms, and fatigue soon hit, she closed her eyelids, and there was a shallow smile on her face.