Chapter 10: Wang Di's Troubles
"Oops, I'm tired!" As soon as he entered the house, this guy was angry and complained endlessly.
Leng Yuan smiled: "How many meters did you run today?" ”
Wang Di sighed: "I only ran two thousand meters and I had gold stars in my eyes, and I was still far from the average of five kilometers a day that my father said, and it took me more than forty minutes to finish today!" ”
Leng Yuan: "Isn't it? I remember that your dad is even plump, why doesn't he run with you? ”
Wang Di said angrily: "Who said it wasn't? He was much heavier than me, but my dad said he was like that, and it was impossible to lose as much as he wanted, and the most annoying thing was that my mom actually agreed! And they even started and ended one in the morning, and they all took a stopwatch to time me, if I relaxed a little, there was no other punishment, they didn't even let me eat! You know, if you don't eat, you might as well kill me! The taste of starvation is unbearable! ”
Leng Yuan nodded frequently in agreement.
Wang Di turned the topic and turned the pair of small eyes and said, "What did you do last night?" Let that eldest lady wait for you for hours in vain with her things, could it be that you knew in advance and hid out? But your points are really enough to memorize, and you were named three times by the teaching director, and you were shot three times, and this time I see that you have to peel off your skin if you don't die! ”
Leng Yuan was surprised: "It's not that serious, right?" ”
Wang Di: "What was yesterday?" Have you forgotten?? ”
Leng Yuanxin Dao: What was yesterday? Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and then his face turned green!
"Oops, Wednesday's check, I forgot! It's miserable! ”
The so-called Wednesday inspection,It's a feature of this school.,Dormitory classrooms,And evening self-study are all part of the inspection.,It is said that the students who commit crimes on Wednesday have nothing good to eat.,Leng Yuan even heard that there was a guy who was fined a week for cleaning the toilet for failing to pass the student.,But those aunts earned it.。
That's the toilets of the entire stadium, dozens of rooms, hundreds...
Thinking of this, Leng Yuan's cold sweat had already flowed, and the good mood of the morning was gone!
Wang Di: "I know it's amazing, but it's nothing, at most it's just a toilet." However, if that eldest lady starts a rush, your little life will be gone, there are so many female classmates in our class, who do you say you provoked is not good to provoke her? ”
Leng Yuan's face was already green.
"You Mengjia?"
"Who else but her? It's beautiful, but what's the use? ”
Leng Yuan smiled: "You really want to open it!" ”
Wang Di sighed: "My heart was given to others by my ruthless parents before I was conceived!" ”
Leng Yuan was stunned and said, "What do you mean?" ”
Wang Di said helplessly: "It means that I was accused of getting married!" ”
Leng Yuan didn't catch his breath and suddenly choked.
"Ahem! Cough! Cough! … What did you say? Finger belly for marriage? Is your family from ancient times? ”
Wang Di didn't know what he thought, his indignant round face suddenly turned, and he gloated: "You still have to worry about yourself, that woman is not ordinary, if it really makes trouble, you can cut your ancestral text!" ”
Leng Yuan came to sit next to Wang Di and asked, "What's the matter?" I did have something to do last night, or I wouldn't have missed it. ”
Wang Di's chubby head shook and said, "This thing is difficult!" ”
"Last night for self-study, this You Mengjia somehow appeared in front of all the members of our class with such a big white raccoon, well, to be honest, that raccoon looks very much like me, it's cute! The fur is fine, and the surname is super good......"
"Getting to the point! ……”
"The point is that we all thought that the raccoon that made You Mengjia very excited was not given by others, but she bought it herself! This situation is when she puts the raccoon in your seat and we find out! Poor people are sincere, you guy actually ran away from the wind, what did you go to do last night? Will it be ......"
"What did he say? … Again, to the point! …”
"Oh, how do I know what she said, it's probably all in that letter to you, poor woman actually hopes that you will become a husband stone, but in the end it is empty! Alas, poor fellow, if I give it to me I will definitely take it, such a good white bear......"
Seeing that Leng Yuan's eyes widened again, Wang Di smiled and continued: "Seeing that you didn't show up until the end of the self-study, that guy was really angry, he tore up the letter he wrote to you, and then threw the big raccoon outside along the window!" Finally went away with a gloomy face, seemingly... It seems..."
Leng Yuan: "What does it seem?" You mean! ”
Wang Di glanced at Leng Yuan and said uncertainly: "It seems that she wanted to cry at that time, you know that my angle is reflective, and I can't see it clearly!" So I'm not too sure! …”
Leng Yuan looked at the front and then said with disdain: "You fat man, not only is your mouth poor, but also a slippery head, how can such a good position be reflective?" Who to fool?? Say, what the hell is going on! ”
Wang Di said helplessly: "I really convinced you, I really saw her crying!" ”
Leng Yuan: "Sure?!" ”
Wang Di's chick nodded like a peck of rice!
Leng Yuan sighed: "Doesn't this mean that You Mengjia suffered by herself?" ”
Wang Di: "I've said everything, you should go back, I'm a little hot when you stand here!" ”
Leng Yuan said angrily: "If I were your father, I would ask you to run 10,000 meters every day!" ”
Wang Di: "Cut!" ”
Leng Yuan returned to his seat and thought to himself: It's good that I went out, otherwise this thing is really difficult to do, although yesterday's incident was a little tiring, it turned out to be quite complete, at least there was no chaos. But if you sit in the classroom and promise that you will completely reject You Mengjia in person, presumably the scene at that time will be even more difficult to clean up, and there are few things that you can't do with You Mengjia's surname that you don't care!
"Whatever! I'm afraid that you little girl won't make a film? ”
The students of Class 12 reached their peak at around 6:40, and in less than a minute, more than 60 people had already come, except for a few who often came in at the pressure point, as well as Mo Yao and You Mengjia, who basically came!
"Grass! …”
Not surprisingly, all the students who came in looked at Leng Yuan as if intentionally or unintentionally, and after reading it, they turned their eyes and sat in their seats. It's just been less than three months since school started, and the people in this class haven't been familiar enough to know each other, except for those who are classmates in junior high school, just like Leng Yuan and that fat man Wang Di.
Leng Yuan's front table is also a girl, this girl is a little special, she is a handsome girl with short hair, no matter how her living habits are no different from those of pure masters.
This man's name is Qin Haiyang.
Most of the women with the surname Qin are representatives of the heroic north, who can drink, speak, and do...
As soon as Qin Haiyang sat down, his butt was still stable, so he couldn't wait to turn around and say, "Master Leng really has you!" He gave a thumbs up and shook it in front of him.
Leng Yuan was helpless: "Master Qin, you are really joking!" ”
Qin Haiyang laughed, her voice was too much to be honest. In an instant, it makes people go from summer to winter.
"If you have time to talk to me about math problems, listen to my dad, your solution ideas are more professional and organized than college students!"
Leng Yuan smiled: "Thank you dad for the compliment." ”
…
When You Mengjia and Mo Yao walked in, the movements of the whole class were roughly divided into two categories, half of them focused on You Mengjia's body, and the other half were on Leng Yuan's body.
Leng Yuan ignored the strange gazes of his classmates and looked at You Mengjia, who had the same action.
"It's invincible..."
When Leng Yuan saw You Mengjia's dress, he almost burst out laughing.
This guy is dressed in a red fluffy little skirt, and if you pair it with a pair of pink bunny ears, she is simply a bunny girl in the anime!
Leng Yuan said with bad intentions: "This guy is not sick!" ”
"Hehe..."
Although the voice was quiet, I could still hear the laughter of my classmates. The most important thing is that Leng Yuan heard Wang Di's malicious laughter as soon as he heard it.
Presumably, there was a lot of laughter during this period, which made this eldest lady who was not afraid of heaven and earth a little shy, and her cheeks were red.
The two returned to their seats one after another, but You Mengjia's performance really shattered her eyeballs.
She rented a seat, took out the notebook, asked Leng Yuan to turn her head, and then pursed her lips at him and smiled sweetly: "Oh, what did you do last night?" I had to wait all night! ”
The glutinous voice of the tired and unpaid life, coupled with the eyes that were closed and bent into crescents, Leng Yuan's qi path was a little uncomfortable...
"Poof!"
Finally, Leng Yuan, who was trembling all over, didn't hold back, and a mouthful of tea mixed with saliva sprayed on the other party's white and clean face!
At this moment, time seemed to stand still, and the tea stuck to You Mengjia's face bit by bit, and then fell again. Seeing that her faint eyebrows were slowly standing up, Leng Yuan hurriedly said, "I didn't mean to!" I'll wipe it for you! ”
"Ahh Bastard Leng Yuan!! I'll kill you!! ”
Regardless of the tea sticking to her face, You Mengjia picked up the powder fist and was a cannon!
--Bang--
It's a good punch, right in the middle of the nose!
"Grass, my nose!"
Leng Yuan turned his head and covered his nose with his eyes closed, blood already flowing out of his fingers.
Coincidentally, Qin Haiyang turned around, handed Leng Yuan a pack of tissues and said, "Go wash it, it's bleeding!" ”
Leng Yuan covered his nose, took the pack of tissues and went out into the bathroom, and happened to pass by Bai Muhe.
Bai Muhe had already changed his clothes, and this time it was all white, contrary to yesterday's pure black. Yesterday she was solemn and solemn, and today she is like a blooming lily, smiling very sweetly.
"What's wrong, Leng Yuan? … Ah, go wash up! I've got tissues here! So without waiting for Leng Yuan to explain, a pack of facial tissues was stuffed into Leng Yuan's arms.
The blood was already dripping on the ground, and Leng Yuan had no choice but to enter the bathroom first.
Okay, when I saw the water, the blood in my nose seemed to open the floodgates, gushing endlessly. In a matter of seconds, the water in the pool was stained red.
Seeing that the bleeding hadn't stopped, Leng Yuan was also a little panicked, wouldn't he be so unlucky?
At this time, Wang Di came over and asked, "What happened to Yuan Zizi?" Aren't you okay yet? The teacher told me to come and see you! ”
Leng Yuan: "It's a little bad, the blood has not stopped, you see that the water in this pool is dyed red!" ”
Wang Di: "Oh, don't just lower your head, stuff it with paper and put your head up!" ”
Leng Yuan did as he was told, although it was a little uncomfortable, but fortunately, it was no wonder that You Mengjia was so persistent with you! ”
Leng Yuan: "This joke is not funny at all! ”
Wang Di: "Okay, don't talk about it, don't talk about it!" ”
The blood slowly stopped, and Leng Yuan was relieved.
"It's good that I didn't become the person in history who died of a nosebleed!"
Wang Di laughed in a low voice: "You guy is not doing anything right day by day,
Leng Yuan: "Grass, it's bleeding again!" ”
Wang Di was helpless: "Can you stay a little longer?" ”
Leng Yuan: "I'll try my best!" ”
Wang Di: "Hey, by the way, when are you going to my house?" ”
Seeing this fat man's sinister smile like this, Leng Yuan was immediately on guard:
"What for?"
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