Chapter 20: Framing
In the corner of the shooting range, listening to the gunshots, Wu Ming was in a daze with his mobile phone, it had been ten full days since the adultery was revealed, Tang Yuyan had not heard from him, as if he had disappeared from the earth, Wu Ming did not receive her phone messages, WeChat and various letters.
Why didn't she contact me? There shouldn't be any woman who has forgotten her first man, even if that man is a bastard, is she really so free? Is it really that open? Could it be that the loss of virginity was just a pain in her eyes?
Women are free and easy, it is the turn of men not to be free and easy, Wu Ming already has Tang Yuyan's phone number, but he is a little angry in his heart, and he is unwilling to take the initiative to contact, there are actually women who ignore their first man for ten days, and really want to go to the shelling site to pull a banner to protest.
Wu Ming was worried that Tang Yuyan would be entangled, and he didn't see contact for two days, he breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't see contact for five days, he felt a little weird, he didn't see contact for nine days, he couldn't hold his breath at all.
Today's tenth day, there is still no contact, I am afraid that women are sticky, but women are not sticky and feel that there is something missing, Wu Ming is a little upset, this is a self-centered narcissistic mentality in everything, there is a word that vividly interprets this mentality, cheap!
This is a disease, if it is serious, it will develop into narcissism, and you may be intoxicated for a long time when you look in the mirror.
"What are you thinking?"
Wu Ming raised his head, shrugged his shoulders in front of Zhuge Dachang's puzzled gaze, and sighed, "I'm thinking about a woman I shouldn't be thinking about." ”
"Tang Yuyan?" Zhuge Dachang snorted lightly, puzzled: "I don't understand why you want to get involved with her?" ”
Wu Ming smiled bitterly: "Sometimes, men don't control their brains by thinking. ”
Zhuge Dachang shook his head and said, "Sooner or later, you will get into trouble." ”
"I'm going to confess to Xiao Ruan."
Zhuge Dachang sighed in surprise, showed a strange expression, and said with a smile: "Aren't you afraid that he will chase you with a knife?" ”
Wu Ming's eyes began to deepen, and he said quietly: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and one day they will be stabbed." ”
"To be honest, you're really not afraid of eating knives?"
"I'm afraid of hair! Even if Xiao Ruan uses all the strength to pinch the milk, he can't catch up with me. ”
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Regarding Tang Yuyan's matter, Wu Ming had already confessed to Zhuge Dachang, and he couldn't hide it anyway, a wolf dressed in wolf skin sent a delicate lamb home, but he didn't return all night, and the ghost could guess what happened.
Wu Ming turned the mobile phone in his palm and asked: "Brother Pig, I want to contact someone, but I don't want her to know that I contacted her because I wanted to contact her, what do you say you want to do?" ”
Zhuge Dachang didn't think about it, and said directly: "Pretend to send the wrong text message." ”
Wu Ming's eyes lit up and said, "Thank you." ”
Tick Tick edited a text message, Ding Dong, sent successfully, and the corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly.
Soon, Tang Yuyan's reply arrived: "Did you send the wrong person?" ”
"I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention, I haven't seen you for a few days, are you okay?"
"I'm working, so it's okay to bother me."
I rub! Is this woman playing a trick of wanting to get away with it? Wu Ming didn't think much about it, and directly made a phone call, and after the phone was connected, he roared directly: "Tang Yuyan, what do you mean?" Lao Tzu is your first man, is he just not waiting for you? ”
Fang Huaming, who happened to be closer, happened to hear Wu Ming's words, his face sank instantly, thinking of the picture of Tang Yuyan lying under Wu Ming, his eyes were red with jealousy, and a chill burst out of his eyes, dare to rob the woman I fancied, I will let you taste the taste of being ruined.
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The training in the morning was over, and after lunch, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stayed in the antique office to rest, and when the three of them were talking nonsense, a fragrant breeze blew at the door, and the beautiful women came.
"Tuk Tuk ......" Li Xianglan politely knocked on the door and saluted: "Report." ”
"What's the matter?"
"Instructor Wu, do you know how to fix computers?"
"Fix the computer?" Wu Ming pointed to his nose and said, "Do you think I will?" ”
"Won't you?"
Wu Ming looked at Ana's colorful little female soldier and said without hesitation: "This can be." ”
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A beautiful woman looking for someone to repair a computer, a man will not be able to, a man who can't help a beautiful woman repair a computer may be a bachelor for a lifetime, of course, a man who can fix a computer in five minutes may also be a bachelor for a lifetime, Wu Ming went to help a beautiful woman repair a computer in the disdainful eyes of the two jealous husbands.
The usually spicy and brutal little female soldier was very quiet today, pinching the corners of her clothes all the way, and seemed a little nervous, Wu Ming asked with a puzzled face: "What's wrong with you?" Feeling a little nervous? ”
"I didn't ...... No. ”
Wu Ming blinked and joked: "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person, instructor." ”
Li Xianglan barely squeezed out an ugly smile and said, "It's funny." ”
"You seem weird."
"Is there one?"
The male soldiers were crammed into a large dormitory, while the female soldiers lived in a small single room next to the storeroom, and the two walked into a neat small room, which was very simple, with a small bed on the left and right sides, a table in the middle, and a computer on the table.
After Wu Ming looked at it casually, he asked, "What about Zhang Xiaolin?" ”
"She took a leave of absence and went out on the phone."
Wu Ming sat on the bed, pretended to open the computer host, and soon entered the desktop smoothly, the computer could not be networked, he randomly clicked a few office software, and after finding that there was no problem, he said seriously: "Your computer problem is very serious." ”
"Really?" Li Xianglan sat next to Wu Ming, hugged his arm, and rubbed his chest intentionally or unintentionally, "When will it be repaired?" ”
"Fix until Zhang Xiaolin comes back."
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"By the way, when will she be back?"
"I don't know."
This woman seems to be seducing herself? Do you accept it? Or accept it? But Zhang Xiaolin is an X factor, she came back a little faster, she didn't take off her pants, it doesn't matter, she comes back a little later, it's already over, it doesn't matter, I'm afraid that she won't come back sooner or later, just bumped into a good show, and then the matter reached Commander Xu's ears......
Of course, the premise of all this will happen only if he accepts the seduction, Wu Ming secretly snorted coldly, don't treat the village official as a cadre, don't treat the man as a fool, a woman who usually thinks of herself as a flood beast will actually take the initiative to seduce herself, it's outrageous, right?
In just one minute, Wu Ming sorted out his thoughts, a poisonous snake threw himself into his arms, he might be fatally injured if he wasn't careful, or be careful, but he was inevitably a little curious in his heart, what conspiracy did she have?
"Instructor Wu, what's wrong with my computer?"
"It's not a big problem, it's just that the boot speed is too fast."
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Wu Ming patted the computer host, the monitor screen suddenly turned into a blue screen, Li Xianglan secretly rolled her eyes, this time the computer is really broken, but, the bastard who usually tries his best to eat his own tofu, how can he be so honest today?
Originally, there was nothing wrong with the computer, but Wu Ming had a problem with the shooting, he really repaired the computer this time, Li Xianglan continued to tempt: "Instructor, do you like me?" ”
"I don't like it."
The corners of Li Xianglan's mouth twitched twice, and she forced a smile and said, "But people like you......" As she spoke, she wrapped her neck around Wu Ming's neck like a snake, and exhaled like a land: "Hug me, okay?" ”
Wu Ming took Li Xianglan into his arms, pinched her upright buttocks, and closed her eyes shyly, Wu Ming secretly took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording function, and continued to tinker with the computer that turned on the blue screen.
Touch your sister, touch it for so long! Li Xianglan opened her eyes in shame, took a deep breath, stretched out her little crimson tongue like a snake letter, touched Tian Wu Ming's jaw, and said softly: "Instructor, I feel a little hot." ”
"Won't it?" Wu Ming said with a frightened face: "You are still hot on such a cold day, so how will you survive next summer?" ”
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Damn bastard, I really want to hit him on the head with the lampstand, Li Xianglan gritted her teeth in anger, she held back her anger and began to relieve Luo Sheng Wu Ming stopped repairing the computer, and watched the woman sitting on her lap perform with great interest.
After taking off her upper body and leaving only her underwear, Li Xianglan covered her chest and replied shyly: "What are you waiting for?" ”
Wu Ming turned over and pressed Li Xianglan under him, and said slowly: "Do you know that you are playing with fire?" ”
"I'm sorry!" Li Xianglan said thoughtlessly, then put her arms around Wu Ming's neck, her legs tightly hooked his waist, and shouted hysterically: "Help!" What a disrespect! ”
Wu Ming smiled evilly, pressed one hand against the bed, and instantly turned over and lay on the bed, Li Xianglan under him instead became sitting on his lower abdomen, he hugged Li Xianglan's waist and hips tightly, and shouted viciously: "Ya Extinction Saucer, Asia Extinction Disc ......"
Boom! The door was kicked open, and Fang Huaming rushed into the room with several male soldiers from the Dragon Tooth Squad, "Wu Ming, you are so bold, you actually ......"
Fang Huaming showed a stunned expression before he finished speaking, and the person who rushed into the room was also stunned, the men and women lying on the bed were indeed disheveled, but women were on top of men, no matter how you looked at it, it didn't look like an indecent assault, women were on top, it shouldn't be said that they were forcibly going against the will of women, right?
After the stunned Li Xianglan reacted, she grabbed the sheet and covered her body and shrank to the corner of the bed, pointed at Wu Ming with her finger, wrinkled her little face and pretended to cry: "Squad leader...... Whining...... Instructor Wu, he insulted me. ”
Fang Huaming stared at Wu Ming, who was there with the old god, and accused stubbornly: "Wu Ming, you actually dare to insult our female soldiers, I will sue you to a military court." ”
"You may have misunderstood, we are just playing games and ......" Wu Ming took out his mobile phone, and soon, Li Xianglan's coquettish voice came from the mobile phone: "...... But people like you...... Hug me, okay? ”
Li Xianglan's face turned pale in an instant, Fang Huaming gritted his teeth, and said in a deep voice: "I'm sorry to disturb you." ”
After Fang Huaming and the others left, Wu Ming put his mobile phone in his pocket with a smile, straightened his clothes, and left the room whistling, leaving only Li Xianglan with a sluggish face.