Adultery refers to the ambiguous relationship between a man and a woman in a situation where it is clear that it is not right, and the word "rape in bed" is also derived from this, which means that when the dog man and woman are engaged in unscrupulous behavior, outsiders are caught right.

Fortunately, Wu Ming and Tang Yuyan were not born in the conservative feudal era, otherwise they would have been immersed in the pig cage waiting for them, and they both lay at the bottom of the river and watched the king swim in the water, but then again, they didn't expect to see Tang's mother in such an embarrassing situation.

What a shame to!

A pair of wild mandarin ducks grinded and rubbed for a long time before they got dressed and walked out of the room, Tang's mother on the sofa was like the queen mother in the Qing palace drama, full of aura, Tang Yuyan didn't dare to raise her head in shame, Wu Ming was also cowering, and his heart was worried for a while, and the two of them pinched the corners of their clothes and stood honestly, like two children waiting for criticism.

Wu Ming has experience in meeting the woman's parents, and has seen Yan Leng's parents before, and he gets along well with the gentle and virtuous Mother Leng, as well as the open-mouthed Mother Yan, but Mother Tang, who is not angry and arrogant in front of her, doesn't seem to be easy to get along with?

The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the head of the mantis is like the eyebrows, the collar is like a grub, and the teeth are like a rhinoceros, it is not an exaggeration to describe Tang Yuyan as beautiful as a fairy, anyway, no one has ever seen a fairy, and in turn look at Tang's mother, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, wide body and fat, even if she is twenty years younger, she still has nothing to do with the word beauty.

Whether it is the face shape and eyebrows, or the body contour, the mother and daughter are not similar at all, no matter how they look at it, they don't look like they are biological, Wu Ming's eyes purred, could it be that Tang Yuyan was Tang's mother who went to make soy sauce more than 20 years ago, and the boss had no change to find it, and then gave it away?

"Mom, why did you come here all of a sudden?"

"Hello Auntie."

Wu Ming said hello, and after Tang's mother looked him up and down, she nodded slightly, if it weren't for a major's military uniform and a lot of points, maybe Tang Jiama had already used his magic palm and sent him to the West Heaven.

Tang's mother ignored her daughter's question, and said, "How long have you known each other?" ”

Tang Yuyan hesitated for a moment, and snorted: "It should be soon, it's been almost a year." ”

"You actually hid it from us for a year?" Mother Tang raised her eyebrows and said, "When did your relationship officially start?" ”

Wu Ming interjected in a low voice: "What relationship do you mean?" ”

"What do you mean?"

Wu Ming observed his words and looked at his expression, and after making sure that there was no danger, he said cautiously: "If you mean the physical relationship, we just started last night. ”

Tang Yuyan stumbled, why didn't God thunder and kill this stupid guy? She covered her forehead in shame, she was about to faint, her face was completely lost, she had no face to see anyone, and she really wanted to dig a hole and hide.

Tang's mother was stunned for a long time, and then she blushed and reprimanded: "I'm asking about a relationship, not a ......" She was embarrassed to continue, turned to glared at Wu Ming, and warned: "When I talk to Xiaoyu, don't interject." ”

Wu Mingwei smiled and said, "Okay, you can talk." ”

"Why don't you answer my phone in the morning."

Tang Yuyan glanced at Wu Ming with disgust, and said timidly: "I'm too tired to hear it." ”

Even if he became a foil for the background emperor, Wu Ming still did not give up his beloved acting career, the woman's fatigue because of excessive sex showed the ability of men, the background emperor immediately straightened his waist vividly, of course, Tang's mother just glanced at it coldly, and the background emperor immediately withered.

"Do you remember what happened today?" After Tang's mother reprimanded, she said, "Your Uncle Liu personally called me in the morning and said why didn't you report for duty?" ”

Tang Yuyan secretly stuck out his tongue and said, "I'll go over later." ”

"No need!" Mother Tang snorted and said angrily: "I didn't answer your phone call in the morning, I was worried that you were sick, and I already told your Uncle Liu that you would come over tomorrow." ”

"Got it."

"Now let's take care of your business." Mother Tang stood up and said fiercely, "You guys go with me to see grandpa now." ”

Tang Yuyan nodded obediently, who would have thought that a fierce girl who was not afraid of heaven and earth would be so afraid of her mother, no matter what Mother Tang said, she would not dare to object, Wu Ming touched his nose, no, this elder is indeed very fierce, talking about dealing with your affairs, it feels like talking about dealing with your future affairs, filled with a chilling murderous aura.

"Auntie......"

"Huh?"

Wu Ming whispered, "Can I eat a bowl of rice noodles first and then go?" ”

Tang Yuyan said: "We are so hungry. ”

"No, it's over now."

The three of them walked out of the house together, Wu Ming pulled the corner of Tang Yuyan's clothes, and asked in his ear, "I don't think you are biological." ”

The corners of Tang Yuyan's mouth twitched twice, and Mother Tang, who was walking in front, heard it clearly, and almost fell down the stairs one by one, whispering too loudly, right?

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The dormitory compound of the Beijing National Defense Military Region, an old bungalow built in the seventies and eighties, enters the spacious patio, the rockery water pool swims in the fish, and there are some potted plants around the patio, which is where the old man of the Tang family lives.

When I entered the door, I saw an old man in a military uniform, slightly thin, gray hair, his back was still straight, he looked very energetic, there was a table of eight immortals in the patio, the old man was painting, Wu Ming looked at it at a glance, his expression was slightly shocked, if the old man was not painting an abstract painting, it meant that he was a novice.

"Dad, I'm back."

"Huh! How can you be free to come back today? ”

"Grandpa!" Tang Yuyan stepped forward and hugged the old man's arm, and said coquettishly a little awkwardly: "I'm back to see you." ”

Old Man Tang looked at Tang's mother and said in surprise: "This little girl can be coquettish?" Did the sun come out in the west? ”

"You know the saying 'Nothing is a traitor or a thief', right?" Tang's mother sneered and walked to the back room, "If you want to know what's going on, you ask them yourself, I'll go in and ask Huang's mother to cook some food for them." ”

Old Man Tang grimaced and asked, "Is it another trouble?" ”

Tang Yuyan shook his head nervously and waved his hand, and said hurriedly: "No, no, I didn't get into trouble." ”

"Didn't you?" Old Man Tang's eyes flashed with wisdom, he glanced at Wu Ming meaningfully, and said, "Little girl, don't you introduce your friends to grandpa?" ”

"He's Wu Ming."

Wu Ming bowed slightly, and said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "Hello, old man." ”

Old Man Tang nodded, then ignored the two juniors, and continued to paint his Chinese-style abstract paintings, with a leisurely look, the two young men looked at each other, unsure of what to do.

Wu Ming pretended to be interested and said, "What are you painting?" ”

"Longevity map, okay, it's done...... Old Man Tang stopped writing after making up a few strokes, took out a stamp, and continued: "What do you think of my drawing?" ”

"Uh......"

"Tell the truth!"

"I can't understand what you're drawing anyway."

"Haha......" Old Man Tang laughed and said, "I will ask someone to frame it tomorrow and give it to a friend, and force him to hang it in the hall of his home." ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, walked in front of a withered yellow potted plant, and asked, "Old man, did you plant this yourself?" ”

"Hmm!"

"It's beautiful with green in the withered yellow!"

"It's all dead, what's so beautiful?"

"It died beautifully."

“…………”

As soon as Wu Ming finished shooting a beautiful horse leg, Tang's mother came out of the house, she asked Wu Ming and Tang Yuyan to go in to eat, the two elders watched the two young people enter the house, and talked mysteriously for a few words, and then Tang's mother smiled and took out her mobile phone.

Wu Ming had just finished eating the noodles, Tang Yuyan's father came back, wearing a major general's uniform, wearing glasses, elegant and elegant, the eyebrows of the father and daughter were extremely similar, Wu Ming finally no longer suspected that Tang Yuyan was a buy-one-get-one-free gift.

Tang Yuyan's uncles and aunts came back one after another, and the deserted courtyard suddenly became lively, Wu Ming once again became a monument to heroes, and everyone came back to pay homage to him, their eyes were like looking at a dead person.

Wait for everyone to go to the knife before you ask? Wu Ming's heart has always been in apprehension, until the old man Tang invited him to play chess, his mood gradually stabilized, and after playing two games of chess, it was the turn of the old man of the Tang family to be emotionally unstable.

An old man and a young man played against each other, Wu Ming fought alone, and the old man Tang had three dog-headed military advisors, namely Tang Yuyan's father and two uncles, but the four punches were still difficult to defeat with both hands, and Wu Ming easily killed them without leaving a piece of armor.

At night, after eating, the elders let the two light people leave, there is no tiger chair, no chili water, no torture, and no questioning about the family background, just a simple meal.

Walking out of the small courtyard and getting into the car, Wu Ming couldn't help it, glanced at Tang Yuyan, and said, "Don't you think it's strange?" ”

"What's weird?"

Wu Ming exaggeratedly said: "Your uncles and aunts are all back, just like the trial meeting of the Ancestral Hall, I thought they would unload us with eight pieces of dipping pig cages." ”

Tang Yuyan rolled his eyes and said lazily: "It's all unloaded into eight pieces, is there still a need to dip the pig cage?" ”

"If you kill it, you can still rape, why can't you soak the pig cage?"

“…………”

The two drove away with a trace of doubt, listening to Tang's mother's tone earlier, they were all ready to cut a thousand knives, plus the elders came back one by one, so frightened that their little livers kept popping, but the result was only thunder and rain.

The Tang family's attitude towards Wu Ming was very strange, they didn't chase and beat him as a thief, nor did they welcome him warmly as a son-in-law, they just looked at him with a strange gaze, and smiled very weirdly, like a friend but not a friend, like an enemy but not an enemy.

In the hall of the Tang family's courtyard, the men who had drunk were drinking tea, and Tang Yuyan's father, Tang Kedi, pushed his glasses and asked, "Dad, what do you think of this young man?" ”

"Don't be impatient, know the gains and losses, know the advance and retreat, be bold and cunning, this son is extraordinary......" After the old man Tang commented a few words, he showed a trace of annoyance and anger, and continued: "But the etiquette is very problematic, the stinky boy doesn't know how to respect the old and the virtuous at all, and he even wins ten games against Lao Tzu when he plays chess, and he doesn't let go of his mother at all." ”

Tang Yuyan's father laughed with a few uncles, and Tang's mother asked with a smile, "Are we going to break them up?" ”

"No need!" Old Man Tang snorted and said, "I will say hello to Lao Ruan, and after a month, let Xiaoyu and the Ruan family kid officially get engaged, and let the new stinky boy do it himself." ”

The kid who climbed the wall and came in, we don't suppress you, if you want to steal the treasure of the Tang family, it depends on whether you have the ability or not, this is the attitude of the Tang family.