The night is like a boundless black stage, the starry sky is the flickering lights on the stage, and Sister Moon hides behind the stage curtain shyly, and she doesn't come out to meet guests.

There was a "whoa", followed by the earth-shattering dog barking and a faint exclamation......

Wu Ming opened his eyes, and without hesitation, he rushed to the balcony and jumped down like a big peng, with the faint light in the courtyard, he vigilantly swept around, and didn't see anyone, only found that the underwear racks on the balcony on the first floor were scattered on the ground.

The southeast and northwest were still climbing and barking at a corner, Wu Ming touched his nose, did the person go out? He was just about to look around, when all the lights in the villa came on.

"Wu Ming, Wu Ming, where are you?" Yan Ruyu screamed hoarsely, with a crying voice, like a wailing chick.

"I'm outside!" Wu Ming replied loudly, gave up checking, and just returned to the villa, Yan Ruyu, who was carrying the lid of the pot in his hand, was like a frightened rabbit, and instantly threw herself into his arms and hugged his neck tightly......

Yan Ruyu, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, seemed to be really frightened, sobbing lowly, feeling the warm fragrant nephrite in her arms trembling, Wu Ming showed a gentle look, patted her back, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, with me, no one can hurt a hair of yours." ”

After a long time, Yan Ruyu stopped sobbing, sniffed, and asked in a low voice, "Is that perverted underwear thief here again?" ”

"What underwear thief?" Wu Ming asked, "Has he been here before?" ”

Yan Ruyu nodded in Wu Ming's arms and said, "When Uncle Xiang and Aunt Xiang were still there, that pervert came to steal it once." ”

Wu Ming exclaimed: "Isn't it? Your underwear is so dirty that someone steals it, it's really blind to his dog's eye. ”

"You bastard!" Yan Ruyu raised her little face and said angrily.

Wu Ming secretly admired, beauty is beauty, ten thousand styles derive ten thousand beauties, pear blossoms with rain pretty face, like a begonia after the rain, looks Chu Chu moving, I see pity, he stretched out his hand to wipe the tears on Yan Ruyu's face, and said with a smile: "Who told you to be beautiful, so that pervert will steal your underwear." ”

Since I was a child, I have heard a lot of praise, but only this man's praise made her feel excited, Yan Ruyu felt sweet in her heart, her heartbeat involuntarily accelerated, and her pretty face was soon covered with red glow.

"It's just that the breasts are a little smaller, and I don't feel it when I hold it!" Wu Ming came to the scene with a big sentence.

"What do you say? Where are Miss Ben's boobs smaller? Yan Ruyu immediately opened her teeth and claws, pushed Wu Ming away angrily, glanced down at her chest, and hummed: "Miss Ben is the biggest in the A cup!" ”

"...... behind you"

"Ahh Yan Ruyu screamed and threw herself back into Wu Ming's arms again.

"Nothing!" Wu Ming finished with a smile.

Yan Ruyu quietly glanced back, and scolded angrily: "Villain, tell you to scare me and kill you!" After saying that, he immediately embroidered his legs.

"Our Miss Yan will actually be scared by a little underwear thief!" Wu Ming showed a hint of banter.

"Who...... Who said I was scared......" Yan Ruyu muttered, raised her chin arrogantly, and continued: "If I catch him, I will definitely beat him all over the ground to find his teeth." ”

"Since you're not afraid, let's go out and check it out, maybe he'll still stay in the villa." Wu Ming pushed Yan Ruyu away with a smile and walked out......

"Wait for me......" Yan Ruyu hurriedly caught up with Wu Ming, holding his arm with one hand and the lid of the pot with the other, looking timid.

Women can not be afraid of poisonous snakes, rats, and ruffians, but almost all women are afraid of metamorphosis, looking at the pot lid in Yan Ruyu's hand, Wu Ming smiled dumbly: "Since you have entered the kitchen, isn't it good to take a kitchen knife?" Why don't you get a soy sauce bottle? Why do you carry a pot lid? ”

"You have to take care of it!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her little nose and snorted, she was so frightened that she was about to pee her pants, she entered the kitchen in a panic, and ran away after taking something in a panic, where did she know what she was taking.

After inspecting the circle, he didn't find anything, and when he returned to the balcony on the first floor, Wu Ming picked up the underwear rack that fell on the ground, and accidentally found a fishing line and a string of fishing hooks, shook his head, and said with a smile: "This thief doesn't seem to have come in, he uses a fishing rod to catch underwear, and his technique is quite clever!" ”

"Shall we call the police?"

"What police?" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I lost a pair of underwear, with such a small case value, will people accept the case?" ”

Yan Ruyu pouted and said, "Miss Ben's underwear costs at least four thousand yuan, so she should be able to check it, right?" ”

One sentence woke up the dreamer, Wu Ming was embarrassed, and almost forgot that this woman's pants were inlaid with gold.

Yan Ruyu muttered: "You say, why are those perverts stealing girls' underwear?" ”

Wu Ming grinned and said, "What do you say you can do?" ”

Thinking of something, Yan Ruyu's little face turned white with anger, and said, "That damn bastard, I curse him not to die well." ”

"Don't worry! Your underwear is not lost. ”

"How do you know?"

Wu Ming said angrily: "I washed all your underwear, I don't know if there is one less?" As he spoke, he saw that the hanger that was originally cold on his pants was empty, and a bad premonition appeared in his heart, and he hurriedly looked around......

"What are you looking for?"

"Damn! Your underwear is not lost, Lao Tzu's pants are gone. ”

"Poof......" Yan Ruyu couldn't help laughing, the more she thought about it, the more funny she felt, holding her stomach and laughing so much that she couldn't straighten her waist, "Haha...... Laugh to death! ”

The thought that his pants might be being brought to him by someone...... Wu Ming immediately got goosebumps, and when he walked back to the room, his face stinked like stool.

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Wu Ming returned to the room, just a moment later, Yan Ruyu held the beautiful sheep doll and squirmed into his room, looking nervous, the tip of his nose was drenched with fine sweat, his hands were not right, brushing his hair for a while, and stirring the corners of his clothes for a while, like a little girl who was obedient.

"Don't dare to sleep alone?" Wu Ming smiled and said in his heart: This underwear thief came at a really good time, and happiness came so quickly.

Yan Ruyu showed a weird smile, showed a pair of cold glittering scissors, and said with a smile: "If you dare to touch me, then we will be sisters!" ”

Wu Ming's face changed greatly, and he said in a trembling voice: "Isn't it? ”

Yan Ruyu jumped onto Wu Ming's big bed with the doll in her arms, and hummed: "I sleep on the bed, you sleep on the floor!" ”

"Why? The bed is mine! ”

"The house is mine!"

In the end, Wu Ming still compromised, and asked Jun what was the most sorrowful, taking the cucumber to the Qinglou, that was really the biggest sorrow of a man.

Yan Ruyu slept very unsteadily, always dreaming, Wu Ming opened his eyes, stood up and shook his head, tiptoed to her side, gently stroked her long hair, and whispered softly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid......"

Yan Ruyu suddenly opened her eyes, and seeing the tenderness in Wu Ming's eyes, she looked at it seriously for a while, and then whispered: "Can you sleep with me and not do bad things?" ”

"It's a bit difficult!" Wu Ming smiled bitterly, looked at the pleading look in Yan Ruyu's eyes, and sighed: "Okay! I practice concentration. ”

Wu Ming went to bed and hugged Yan Ruyu into his arms, patted her back gently, and said softly: "Sleep!" ”

Soon, Yan Ruyu fell asleep with a sweet smile, but Wu Ming was not sleepy, holding a demon girl like a flower and jade but couldn't do anything, it was indeed a kind of torture, and Miss Yan treated him as a doll and hugged him without leaving a gap, which was really painful.

Wu Ming quietly pinched Yan Ruyu's plump buttocks, and said secretly: I know that you are frightened tonight, let's be Wu Song once, don't take advantage of the danger of others, next time you do this, you will not be spared!

The sky was unconsciously bright, and the second brother, who had been strong all night, seemed to have a tendency to languish, Wu Ming yawned, looked at his watch, and it was only seven o'clock, he lightly picked up Yan Ruyu's mobile phone, flipped through the phone book, and then called Feng Wushuang......

"Call the old lady early in the morning, itchy skin?" Feng Wushuang's voice was tired.

"It's me!" Wu Ming said softly.

"Wu Ming?" Feng Wushuang sobered up a little and said, "Why did you call me with Xiao Yan's phone." ”

"To make a long story short, there were underwear thieves in our house last night, which frightened Yan Xiaozhu!"

"What's going on?"

"Come over and ask her yourself, I'm ready to go to work, you come over and accompany her......" Wu Ming showed a smile and said, "By the way, remember to buy breakfast and come over!" ”

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Feng Wushuang came very quickly, Wu Ming finished breakfast, Yan Ruyu was still sleeping, he explained a few words, and then drove out.

Wu Ming was kind and took the initiative to pick up Zhuge Dachang to work, which flattered Zhuge Dachang and thought that the sun came out of the west, and then they entered the gas station.

Depend on! It turned out that he didn't have the money to come to pick me up, Zhuge Dachang scolded secretly.

After coming to the company and parking the car, the two paced slowly towards the building......

"Sangui! Why is it so sluggish early in the morning? Was a thief last night? ”

Wu Ming yawned and said, "Don't mention it, I slept with Yan Ruyu last night, my back hurt, and I didn't sleep well all night." ”

Zhuge Dachang grabbed Wu Ming's shirt and roared, "Bastard, are you showing off to me?" ”

"What am I showing off?"

"You hugged Yan Ruyu and slept all night, you were so mad!"

"What's so crazy about this?"

Zhuge Dachang sighed and said, "No wonder you are so sluggish and your legs are weak, right?" With a look of jealousy and contempt, he continued: "Young man, be temperate, you must know that there are only tired oxen, and there is no ploughed land!" ”

"Damn!" Wu Ming finally knew what Zhuge Dachang was talking about, and said with a wry smile: "What I said about sleeping is a closed eye and a stretch of the legs, a purely static activity, not a dynamic activity as you think!" ”

Zhuge Dachang paused for a moment, and then snickered: "Are you no longer good?" ”

"Your sister!" Wu Ming snorted coldly, touched his nose, and said, "If we become perverts in the future, please don't forget, we were once innocent!" ”

"Sangui! There are three unfilial pieties, no queen is great, if you are sick, you must hurry up and get medical attention, don't delay, so as not to regret it! Zhuge Dachang said earnestly.

"Get out of ......," Wu Ming kicked with a smile......

Zhuge Dachang easily dodged and said with a smile: "Anyway, was there a story last night?" Tell my brother! ”

The two laughed all the way into the building......