Dressed in a white-background dragon pattern Tang suit, with white sideburns and sparse beard, he looks kind and kind-eyed, quite a bit of fairy wind and bones, and a pair of mung bean eyes peek at the buttocks of the female staff who passed by from time to time, this old and disrespectful elder is none other than Leng Zhenyue, who has disappeared for a few days.

As soon as Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang entered the building, Leng Zhenyue strode up to greet them, with a smile like a withered chrysanthemum on his face, and said, "Are you here?" ”

Wu Ming squinted at him and teased, "Old man, I haven't seen you for two days, Yintang has darkened a lot!" ”

Zhuge Dachang blushed his face and said solemnly: "It is suspected that excessive indulgence leads to a deficiency of qi and blood." ”

"You two stinky boys......" Leng Zhenyue glared and scolded: "For the sake of the teacher, for you to forget to sleep and eat, it can be said that it is ...... Oi ...... Don't go, wait for me. ”

Seeing that the two of them ignored him, they walked straight to the elevator, and Leng Zhenyue chased after him.

After a while, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang followed Leng Zhenyue into his office, which was an antique office, carved and jade, full of treasures and antiques, and a calligraphy and painting on a table of eight immortals.

"What are you asking us for? We're going to clean the toilet later! Wu Ming walked to the Eight Immortals table, picked up a big wolf hao casually, and spun it in a circle in his hand.

"Sweeping the toilet?" Leng Zhenyue, who was sitting behind the mahogany desk, stood up and shouted, "Who is so bold? Dare to order you to sweep the thatched house, Lao Tzu asked Bing'er to fire him. ”

Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he smiled: "It's a yellow-haired girl named Leng Bing." ”

"Bing'er?" Leng Zhen Yue Lingren's momentum immediately turned into nothing, and he said with a dry smile: "We still need to think about this matter in the long run. ”

"What's the matter with us?" Zhuge Dachang sat down at the root tea table next to him and studied the cups.

Leng Zhenyue coughed lightly and said, "You two are already worshipping under the door of my old man's house, wait a minute, follow me to the Leng family ancestral hall, I will officially accept you as disciples in front of the ancestors and ancestors of the Leng family!" ”

"What kind of thing is a disciple in the room? Can I divide your property? Wu Ming asked.

"Will you pass it on to us when you die?" Zhuge Dachang asked.

"Don't even think about it!"

"Cut ......" the two people disdained together.

"You two bastards, Lao Tzu is thinking about dividing up the inheritance before he dies...... Leng Zhenyue scolded, then rolled up his sleeves and continued: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill his relatives now!" ”

Zhuge Dachang crushed a thick teacup and sneered: "I only use one hand to let you make thirty moves!" ”

Wu Ming pinched off a big wolf hair with two fingers, hooked his fingers, and said with a smile: "I'll let fifty!" ”

"Uh, I'm joking......" Leng Zhenyue swallowed a mouthful of saliva, squeezed out a stumbling smile, and said: "If you want to inherit my inheritance after a hundred years, it's not impossible, you can recognize me as a godfather!" ”

"Old man, are you expensive this year?"

"Six out of sixty! The year of Dashun! ”

Wu Ming pursed his lips and said, "If you live to be more than a hundred years old, we will all have gray hair and still haven't received a dime!" ”

Zhuge Dachang waved his hand and refused: "My father is sixty years old this year, if he knows that I recognize an old man a few years older than him as my grandfather, he will not break my leg?" ”

"Then it's okay to call me a godfather!" Leng Zhenyue immediately took a step back.

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly, and said, "What's the benefit?" ”

"yes, what's the benefit?"

"It's not good for the time being, but ......" Leng Zhenyue smiled and said: "Bing'er is my eldest brother's granddaughter, if you recognize me as a godfather, then you will be a generation older than her, and in the future, in the company, you can go sideways." ”

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, it seemed to be quite good?

"What is the purpose of you taking such pains to get in touch with me?" Wu Ming asked Zhuge Dachang a question that he also wanted to know.

"I am the vice president of the China Maritime Martial Arts Association, and I can say that I defeated ......"

"Long story short!"

"Ahem...... The president of the Zhonghai Martial Arts Association is called Feng Qiwu, and the old boy has a younger son named Feng Tianming, and Lao Tzu has accepted more than 100 disciples, and no one can stop him......"

"Understand ......" Wu Ming interrupted Leng Zhenyue's words and said mockingly: "You can't beat him, can you?" ”

Leng Zhenyue's old face turned red, and he snorted: "That kid is just like you, he is also a demon ......" As he spoke, he showed a solemn look on his face, and continued: "And that kid has copper skin and iron bones, and he has a lot of kung fu under his feet, and he can break stones and crack the stele in nine days with one move." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "Sounds like a lot of power?" ”

"But ......" Leng Zhenyue showed a sinister smile and said, "I studied it for two days to create a secret recipe for you to restrain his leg skills. After speaking, he mysteriously took out two pamphlets and handed them to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang......

Wu Mingdi took the booklet, the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily, the four eye-catching big characters on the booklet "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book", Zhuge Dachang's face was also not good-looking, and in his hand was "The True Scripture of Yin".

"Chrysanthemum Treasure Book" has two moves, one move 'boy worships Guanyin', clasps his hands, stretches out his index finger and middle finger, and stabs it towards the target valve, and one move 'Lightning Dragon Drill', hitting the target valve with his toes, in short, it is a chrysanthemum with a change of tricks.

"The True Scripture of Yin" is also two moves, one move 'Great Sage Steals Peach', and one move 'Double Dragon Play Pearl', the difference between these two moves is that one is a one-handed attack, the other is a two-handed attack, after these two moves, the man will never say goodbye to the word egg pain.

Depend on! It's actually this kind of indiscriminate move.

"You want to make the family go astray? It's too damn damn bad! ”

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and said, "The move is still relatively targeted, of course, if you use this kind of trick on a woman, it is a serious hooligan!" ”

Zhuge Dachang shouted: "Isn't it a hooligan to men?" ”

Wake up the dreamer in a word!

Today is different from ancient times, in ancient times, digging a crotch or something can only be regarded as a third-rate, in today's era of raging feelings, kicking down is nothing, digging can cause misunderstanding, three men look at each other, and then involuntarily aim at other people's buttocks......

"What are you doing with my ass?" The three of them covered their buttocks at the same time, showing defensiveness, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little weird.

"It seems that I didn't think it through...... Leng Zhenyue took the initiative to speak to break the deadlock, "I'll go back and think about it, how can I make his legs weak!" ”

"It's not easy to make a man weak?" Wu Ming showed a lewd smile, and immediately offered a clever plan: "Find ten or eight girls to accompany him to grind soy milk for one night, and ensure that he can't move the next day!" ”

Zhuge Dachang nodded, and offered advice: "It's best to use the old man's cart, so that the man's knees will be more tired." ”

"That seems like a good idea!" Leng Zhenyue praised, suddenly showed a hint of hesitation, and said, "What if that kid can only have his wife in his heart and refuses to take the bait?" ”

"As long as you take five great male ......" Wu Ming showed a look of ethereal eyes, and said: "If you see a few more beauties, no man can think of his wife!" ”

"Supplemented with half a bottle of Indetree oil, it is even more perfect!" Zhuge Dachang's eyes showed a look of yearning.

Leng Zhenyue yelled: "Bastard! Do you want his life? ”

Wu Ming's eyes showed disdain: "You want him to lose his dignity as a man forever, what's the difference between that and asking for his life?" ”

"Then again, what does it matter to us if he doesn't have weak legs?"

"That's right! What's the matter with us? Let's go back to the car and watch the movie! Wu Ming put his hand on Zhuge Dachang's shoulder, ready to leave......

"Hey, wait...... Don't you want to recognize me as a godfather? Leng Zhenyue hurriedly stopped them.

"Godfather's thing is too fake, those women who eat by their faces, who doesn't have ten or eight godfathers?" Zhuge Dachang showed disdain and said: "Call godfather in front of people, and call me when you come home!" ”

"By the way, do you always have a goddaughter?" Wu Ming asked casually.

"Leave that alone, how can you recognize me as a godfather? Or when I was a disciple of the house. Leng Zhenyue's face was slightly red, his eyes wandered, and he looked at him left and right.

"This is an age that speaks with real money!" Zhuge Dachang's face was deep.

"Beauty can also be considered!" Wu Ming added.

A minute later, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had an extra godfather, and they had an extra check for 100,000 yuan in their pockets!

"Oops, godfather is so polite!"

Wu Ming grinned and grabbed Leng Zhenyue and said, "Let's go, let's go see my niece, I don't miss her for a day." ”

The father and son walked happily to the cold office......

………………………………………………

With the Emperor Taishang accompanying them, the assistant secretary of Tianwei outside the president's office did not stop them, and the three of them swaggered into the president's office.

It was a dark office, the curtains were all closed, the lights were on in broad daylight, and the cold man in a gray lady's suit only glanced at the visitor and said nothing.

"Bing'er, don't you care when you see your uncle coming in?" Leng Zhenyue revealed a hint of majesty.

"Is there anything wrong with you?" Leng Bingbing didn't raise his head, still writing something.

Leng Zhenyue soon leaked air, and said happily: "It's nothing, just come and see you." ”

Wu Ming stabbed him in the waist, Leng Zhenyue coughed lightly, and said, "You know both of them, right?" ”

"Hmm!"

"They are now my uncle's godsons!"

"Godson?" Leng Bingbing finally raised his head, revealing a hint of surprise.

Wu Ming looked at the cold and tall twin peaks, his eyes lit up, and he immediately got carried away: "Long time no see, our family Bing'er has grown up, come, let my uncle hug it!" ”

A look that froze through the heart, liver, spleen and stomach made Wu Ming timid, and hummed coldly and unceremoniously: "The Leng family doesn't raise rice worms, even if you recognize your uncle as your godfather, in my place, you still have to start from the bottom." ”

"I'll teach them the rules, don't disturb Bing'er's work, let's go out first." After speaking, Leng Zhenyue flashed directly.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang could only follow out, it was really a shame, they originally wanted to show off their might, but they turned out to be boring.

Outside the door, Wu Ming fired directly: "Old man Leng, you really disappointed us, you actually scared a little girl away." ”

Leng Zhenyue showed a wry smile and said, "Although I have some shares in the Leng Consortium, this company is opened by Bing'er's grandfather, and she holds more shares than me. ”

"You're her elder!"

"There are a lot of things you don't know...... Leng Zhenyue sighed and said, "Bing'er's father is only a few years younger than me, and he is about to retire, and Bing'er will be the next chairman of the Leng Foundation." ”

Zhuge Dachang asked, "How old is she?" Being the chairman? So the shareholders are not against the sky? ”

"This is voted by the board of directors, I don't have much power to ask, I'm just a descendant of the Leng family, no children, no daughters, a lonely family." Leng Zhenyue's back looked a little lonely.

The wealthy family is like the sea, the bigger the tree, the more shady places, Wu Ming sighed slightly, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and said with a light smile: "You have us now!" ”

Zhuge Dachang said loudly: "That's right, what is that Feng Tianming, let's step on him now and let you have a long face!" ”

Leng Zhenyue showed a smile of relief, and said: "Don't be impatient, we martial arts practitioners should be calm, you come with me, let's go fishing in the lotus pond next to the parking lot and exercise our minds." ”

Wu Mingyi was excited: "What kind of fish to catch, boring to death!" ”

Zhuge Dachang frowned and said: "If you want to eat fish, just get two wires and throw them into the water, float a piece, fishing is really a waste of time." ”

"This is to exercise patience and concentration, and impetuousness is a taboo in martial arts!"

went to the doorman's security room to get a set of fishing gear, and the three of them came to the lotus pond to fish, and half an hour later, Leng Zhenyue stood up and scolded: "Fuck, who fed the fish that Lao Tzu put so full?" No more fishing! ”

Then, he picked up a big stone and smashed it into the water, and walked away angrily, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other and smiled, this old man, with this little patience, what kind of master is he pretending!