It is said that three young men died and went to hell, and Lord Yama punished them for eating dung.

Ordinary Youth: Vomiting ......

Literary and artistic youth: Only when you suffer hardship can you become a master!

**Youth: Please don't put chopped green onions, thank you!

Wu Ming made up one of the most popular jokes nowadays, this is his labor experience, and his three-point acting skills made everyone laugh, even the middle-aged soldiers who looked rigid and serious couldn't help laughing, cold and indifferent, don't say laughing, Liu Mei didn't move, when the iceberg melted, she was a stubborn stone, and she was inviolable.

Neither lukewarm, not looking, not painful, not impatient, always looking like rejecting people thousands of miles away, Wu Ming stuck to his cold side with a dead face, and said some low-level jokes without shame, even if the beauty disdained it, he was still happy.

Wu Ming didn't care about the result, he just enjoyed the process of picking up girls.

One afternoon, except for a round of rapid-fire practice with live ammunition, the rest of the time was a lecture on theory, and finally, the teacher asked them to go back and have more time to practice, play shooting games or something.

After class, Leng Bingbing turned his head and left, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were surrounded by everyone, and the admiration came like a surging river, and soon, Wu Ming had a nickname that resounded in the sky 'Prince of Second Shooting'! Zhuge Dachang is not far behind, and people give him the nickname 'Fast Gunner'!

As a friend of women, it is his mission to save the beautiful women in the world, such a nickname makes people embarrassed, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang almost burst into tears on the spot.

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When Wu Ming returned home, Yan Ruyu was lying on the sofa watching TV, her two beautiful legs overlapped together, and her little feet were shaking.

"Oba!" Yan Ruyu screamed.

"You've got your brain burned out?" Wu Ming looked frightened, walked up to Yan Ruyu in a few steps, and reached out to touch her forehead......

"Get out of ......" Yan Ruyu slapped Wu Ming's hand away and snorted: "Your brain is just burned out!" ”

"Then you scream so disgustingly, what are your intentions?" Wu Ming looked cautious.

"......" Yan Ruyu handed out a wallet and said, "The wallet will be returned to you!" ”

Hey! How would a tiger spit out the meat it ate into its mouth? Wu Ming took the wallet and opened it, there was not even a dime in it, he shook his head with a wry smile, borrowed pearls to return shells, and sure enough, it had the style of Miss Yan!

"Have you eaten?" When Wu Ming walked upstairs, he asked casually.

"Hmm!" Yan Ruyu nodded and said, "There are snacks I bought in the refrigerator, and I want to eat them myself." ”

The bland conversation, like a newlywed couple, revealed a warmth, Wu Ming went up to the front of the second floor and called out again: "Yan Ruyu!" ”

"What?"

"Come up and rub my back!"

Yan Ruyu looked up at Wu Ming, wrinkled her nose, and said, "Die!" ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "Come up and help me get the next ball and the boat line!" ”

"What balls?"

"I don't know...... Wu Ming scratched his head and said, "That's what Brother Pig said, he asked me to add his friends and play Boat Crossing Line together at night!" ”

"It's QQ and Crossfire, right?" Yan Ruyu showed a touch of disdain and said, "You stupid, you can't even get the next thing!" ”

"Hurry up!"

"Got it!"

Wu Ming was taking a bath, Yan Ruyu entered his room and turned on the computer, looked around and nodded secretly, this man is very diligent! The room was well organized, the quilt was neatly folded, and then I remembered my chicken coop and felt ashamed!

As soon as the computer entered the desktop, Yan Ruyu's face immediately turned red, the desktop was a woman, a beautiful woman, a beautiful woman without clothes, a beautiful woman without clothes but no vital parts were exposed.

Delete!

A pig's head cover appeared on the computer, Yan Ruyu showed a smug expression, began to crack on the keyboard, quickly installed QQ, and applied for a new QQ to Wu Ming by the way, and then began to download the game Crossfire.

Wu Ming walked out in a bathrobe after taking a shower, plucked his ears, looked at Yan Ruyu sitting cross-legged in the computer chair, and asked, "Are you okay?" ”

"QQ is good, I helped you apply for a number, CrossFire is relatively large, and it will take a while to play......" Yan Ruyu took her eyes off the computer, glanced at Wu Ming, and continued: "By the way, why did you think of playing this game." ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "Today's equipment class is to learn shooting, then the teacher will let us come back and play shooting games to practice." ”

"By the way, do you know how to use QQ?"

"No!"

"I already knew that you wouldn't ......" Yan Ruyu beckoned at Wu Ming and said, "I'll teach you!" ”

After learning for a while, Wu Ming learned simple basic operations, and there were two more friends on QQ, one 'Mei Yang Yang', one 'Velociraptor', and his Q name was 'Big Pervert', and his head was a gray wolf.

"Yan Ruyu, what's my name?" Wu Ming drank heavily, and his face was bruised.

Yan Ruyu stuck out her tongue, made a childish grimace, and slipped out of the room with a smile......

Didi, dire, the dinosaur head on QQ flashed, and Wu Ming hurriedly clicked on the information......

"Sangui?"

Wu Ming hurriedly replied: "Yes!" ”

"Your avatar and screen name are really domineering, and you look like a tiger and a wolf." A gritty smile.

Wu Ming hasn't replied yet, Zhuge Dachang has already sent a voice connection, took out the headset and put it on, Wu Ming clicked to accept.

"How are you playing the game?" Zhuge Dachang's deep voice came from the headphones.

"It's almost there!" Wu Ming replied casually, glanced at the download progress that had been completed, and changed his words: "Okay, I'll install it." ”

After installing the game in a few minutes, Wu Ming entered the game under the guidance of Zhuge Dachang, and then the two entered the melee map called 'Energy Ship' together, there were very few people in the room, only five people, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were both bandits, and they were the only bandits.

Wu Ming studied for a while and then reached the point where he walked without hitting the wall, and Zhuge Dachang, who was known as a master, took the lead in jumping out in high spirits......

"Bang!" Zhuge Dachang was gorgeously lying on the ground and was shot in the head with a sniper.

Wu Ming teased: "Brother Pig! Sure enough, it's a master! ”

"Ahem! Careless! Zhuge Dachang sneered, and then roared: "What are you doing hiding in the base, get out quickly, I can only be resurrected if you die." ”

Wu Ming sneakily touched out with a gun, as an excellent rookie in the game, the 3D screen made him dizzy, and then, he was extremely humiliated and was slashed to death with a knife......

The two were resurrected again, and Zhuge Dachang's game character suddenly performed a shapeshift, and instantly floated out from in front of Wu Ming's eyes......

"Wow! Brother Pig's footwork is really elegant! Teach me, teach me! Wu Ming looked excited.

"Uh...... I'm just stuck! ”

"Why the card?"

"I'm downloading 3D meat bun dumplings!"

"Damn!" Wu Ming hurriedly shouted contempt, coughed lightly, and said, "Remember to pass it on to me!" ”

For the sake of a better game, Zhuge Dachang reluctantly turned off the downloader, but he still died all kinds of deaths, all kinds of lying on the ground, how ugly and ugly the death was, Wu Ming also lay down one after another, and the killing records of the two of them were shameful zero.

Wu Ming finally noticed a hint and said, "Brother Pig! Except that you are more handsome than me in walking, I don't see any of you as a master! ”

Zhuge Dachang smiled awkwardly: "This game is also the second time I have played. ”

After playing for more than 20 minutes, the two were abused by others to the point that they had no face to continue, and decisively quit the game!

"This game is!"

"That's right, I think so, too!"

A master in reality, a rookie in the game.