Don't wear armor or take off the armor in the war, this is also an allusion, War Ma Chao, both of them were bright armor at the beginning, and they started to fight from morning to evening, and then Zhang Fei said, saying that the armor is in the way, and I will take off one and then fight you, so I went back and threw the helmet away, and then fought, until Zhang Fei couldn't do it again when he held the lamp, and then took off the cuirass, and when the torch was lit, even the battle skirt was taken off, in fact, Ma Chao didn't take it off, but because Zhang Fei proposed it first, Therefore, it is generally believed that Ma Chao's force value is a little higher than Zhang Fei's, and the two of them did not completely separate the winner in the end, but their battle is very classic, this is the only battle that gradually transformed from fierce fighting to striptease, very good and powerful, very yellow and violent. Later, when you look at the Tomb Raider, the heroine wears a three-point style to fight with others, which fully absorbs the experience of the Battle of Zhang Ma.

… Excerpt from "Jokes on the Millennium History. Volume II, Chapter 34: It's not just the little flowers that have been taken off.

So I walked in this army in a cloth coat, giving people the feeling that I was going to fight hard... Although none of these people have read the Three Kingdoms.

In fact, in order to avoid their misunderstanding, I really wanted to dress up as a dog-headed military advisor with a lupine scarf, but Xiang Yu's army didn't have these two things, so I had to make do with wrapping my head, but this looked like nothing at all, more like a Palestinian terrorist meat bomb.

On the way, I looked at the endless flow of troops in front and back and asked Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, how many people are here, can I see the scene of 20 people beating?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "3.

I nodded, and suddenly stood up from my horse: "3? Didn't the other party have 100,000? "I thought about it for a while, and then said." Oh, it's called 100,000, right? "We understand this, receiving 350,000 is called 10, which is kind, Cao Cao claimed to be 700,000 or 800,000 back then, and I didn't know how many people he actually had.

Xiang Yu said: "The other party does have 100,000, and our Tanma will not be false."

I laughed dryly, "How many of us came, I didn't hear it just now." ”

Xiang Yu said: "3... Fighting a war does not have to be equal in numbers. ”

"Then the gap is too huge, 3 people fight 10 people, and you can't beat the when you're tired."

Xiang Yu smiled: "Fighting and fighting are not the same thing. Of course, it is difficult for 3 people to win against 10 people if the strength is equal, but in front of the ten thousand armies, as long as you beat their momentum without many people, it will not help. ”

I said gloomily, "Looks like I shouldn't have come..."

Xiang Yu said: "It's too late for you to leave now, I don't believe that you can be a deserter under the gaze of tens of thousands of people." ”

I smiled proudly: "Why don't you dare." When I fought in the martial arts conference, it was because I had no place to run, if I could run, I would have run earlier, I was the kind of face ... Uh, people who care about worldly opinions? ”

“… You don't really want to run, do you? ”

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Brother Yu." If I were alone, I would do anything, anyway, it would only take two or three days, but this is not you, I will plant your face when I run. It's okay for me to be wronged, I can't let you be embarrassed. ”

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and finally said dumbly: "So I have to thank you?" ”

Not far away, there was a report from the Malay: the enemy general Zhang Qin led all the men and horses to garrison in 5 places in front. Xiang Yu commanded: "Advance in formation." ”

So. 30,000 men are already getting closer and closer to the enemy. Finally, it was still yesterday's oppressive dark cloud array displayed in front of me, 100,000 horses, and sure enough, it covered the entire grassland, as if even if he asked you to kill, he couldn't finish killing.

But I'm a little used to it, anyway, 10,005 can't see the edge, if you don't get to the edge, you don't need me to start fighting for a while, didn't Xiang Yu say it, this battle has actually come to an end.

In front of the opponent's formation, a veteran was riding on a horse, wearing a brilliant helmet on his head, with a long beard, and two iron swords in his hands. ”

As the main general, and is the marshal of the last new force of the Qin Dynasty, Zhang actually took the lead in person today, which shows that he is determined to win this battle.

This time, neither side took the lead in attacking, and the Chu army advanced silently under the leadership of Xiang Yu, and as the distance got closer and closer, the atmosphere began to become depressing.

In the end, Xiang Yu, who was less than 50 meters away from each other, finally took the horse, and Xiang Pi immediately took a few steps forward and shouted: "Zhang, I have persuaded you to surrender several times, what do you think?" ”

Zhang's face was gloomy, and he said in a loud voice: "What do you mean by only bringing 3 remnants to meet my 10 army, do you want to use your mantis arm as a car?" ”

Xiang Yu urged the horse to run back and forth in front of the two armies, and said loudly: "It's useless to kill more, you and I are both people of the Tyrannical Qin, I only brought 3 people here, I don't want to kill you all, and I am here 3 against you 10, and the 10 old men you left in the Thorn Plains could not have more than 150,000 elite soldiers for me!" ”

Zhang's complexion changed slightly, and there was a lot of discussion in the Qin army, Xiang Yu's words had already made it clear that he had sent someone to attack Zhang's base camp, in fact, from these few words, Xiang Yu did have very clever tactics, not to mention the sneak attack on Zhang's base camp, in front of the Qin army, he not only hit Zhang's momentum, but also used words to show that he didn't want to kill them, so the Qin army was still in doubt, and he might not be willing to die if he would fight for a while.

Zhang was furious, turned his horse forward and shouted to the soldiers who were blocking him: "Get out of the way, I have something to say." ”

All the relatives and soldiers said in unison: "General be careful! ”

Zhang shouted: "Get out of the way!" Xiang Ji Pifu dares to stand on the land of my Great Qin Dynasty and spread wild, what can my Zhang Han's personal safety be? ”

With two tears in their eyes, the soldiers called, "General..."

I'm bored watching from the sidelines, what, playing sensational tactics, you look at those pro-soldiers, of course, there are not a lot of tears. The body language is not abundant, but they are all familiar with it, and they are obviously from the acting department.

Zhang Yuema came to the front of the Qin army, turned his horse's head to face the generals, paused for a moment, and then said with emotion: "Soldiers, you are the railing of the Great Qin Land, your steps have once traveled all over the Six Kingdoms, and today's prosperous era is your father and brother and you exchanged for bright blood!" Behind you and at your feet. It is the land of Great Qin, your relatives, who are silently watching you, the warriors who have fought by your side. They're watching you! ”

Zhang suddenly turned his back and pointed to our side, and said in a fierce voice: "At the foot of their land, it is also the land of our Great Qin, now." I want you to rush over, cut off their heads, and wash away our disgrace as soldiers with the blood of our enemies! Zhang pulled out an iron sword and raised it high in his hand, shouting in a trembling voice. Today, I am willing to share the victory with you or fall together, and I will always be in front of you to guide you. The only wish. After I die, you can walk on my corpse! ”

I got goosebumps. I have to say that Zhangdi's pre-war mobilization was indeed very touching and successful, and the Qin army at the forefront had already been mobilized by him. One by one, their blood boiled and their faces were hideous, and they raised the weapons in their hands and shouted together: "Kill!" Kill! ”

The shouts of 100,000 people shook the entire grassland

The Buddha didn't even dare to sway a single grass or tree easily, and I thought bitterly: Maybe come... As a senior general, I stood in the first row, and Xiang Yu told me an inside information just now before going out to speak, he brought 5 people to fight this battle before, although he won, but the troops sent to attack the camp of Zhang Da suffered heavy losses, this time he felt that we didn't need so many people on this side, so he dialed 2 more people to Thorn Plain...

I lowered my eyebrows and lowered my eyes, and the words in my mouth said, "I shouldn't have come, I shouldn't have come..."

At this time, Xiang Yu had already returned to the team, he was beside me, holding a gun and looking at Zhang Yan with a smile, as if he didn't notice that the enemy's momentum had now overshadowed the Chu army, I didn't think that the hardware strength of the Chu army was enough to fight against the enemy who was more than three times more than himself, Xiang Yu himself said that if the other party really worked hard, 3 people would never be able to do 10 people.

Xiang Yu looked at Zhang Jun, who was already mobilizing the attack formation, and suddenly patted me on the shoulder and smiled: "Xiaoqiang, you can also say a few words to us." ”

I was stunned and said, "What did you say?" ”

"Like last time, 'We never want to start a war, but we never fear it' or something like that, aren't you quite good at saying it? Our army needs momentum. ”

I suddenly went crazy, last time it was a group fight, this time it was a war, can it be the same? Besides, what should I say?,The fierce gimmick was finished by the old boy Zhang.,I hurriedly thought about the bloody lines in all the movies I've seen.,Can't.,Otherwise, at this time, it seems that there really are lines to get by.,The protagonist Wang Ba is angry.,Read a testimonial.,And then the people below are suddenly full of blood.,The enemy who is stronger than himself is immediately dwarfed... But the question is, now that the Qin army is surging, we are also quite weak, did that kid come over too?

"We have to tell the enemy by our actions that you can take our lives but not our freedom?" This is not good, it is not a Scottish uprising, and besides, Hu Hai didn't want the right to the first night.

"Whoever is with me today, he is my brother?" It's not good, it's too big to melt it, this kind of line is suitable for being surrounded by people like a turtle and then only a hundred little brothers around him, especially aphrodisiac.

"Brothers, rush..."

"Brothers, stand up...", this will not work.

"Don't shoot... Don't shoot, it's me...", that's not going to work.

"Dynamic Lightwave,!" …

"Give me 800 chengguan..."...

I'm worried, I'm depressed, I'm a strand of hair, at this critical moment, if I can't say something gorgeously, what can these three people do?

At the same time, everyone close to me is waiting... Wait for me to say something gorgeously, in fact, no matter what I say, isn't this battle still going to have to be fought? And they also understand that I can't say anything more level. This is also personal curiosity, don't people have to shout something before they die... Shooting dumb people is basically not watched.

The result is that I look at these people, these people look at me, staring at me, after a long time, I still don't think of a word, you say, the day before yesterday I was still sitting at home smoking, today I ran to the Qin Dynasty, and the same as the poetry club with the main general Sai Shi came, what the is this called? I suddenly felt a great sense of absurdity, especially the soldiers who looked at me, one by one, their eyebrows were stunned, and under this stunned gaze, I couldn't hold back any longer, and I snorted out in joy.

I laughed and realized that the matter was serious, I didn't think of a word of the bloody lines, and I let go of the last bit of morale, this battle is hell if it can be won, I suddenly thought that since the history on the axis of the human world has no track, a small thing can change history, then the battle I am facing has long been without a set result, the original 5 people have become 3 people not to mention, especially one more like me... Laugh.

In this kind of battlefield where everyone is nervous, I can't help but laugh at the front of the soldiers, this laugh is simply as rapid as a deadly gas, this kind of occasion, laughter is out of place, but it is also the most infectious, the back does not know why the people in front of them laugh, but the laughter together, I can't help laughing, as if waiting for the big man to speak, when someone is the most solemn in the audience, someone has a loud fart, as long as someone leads the head, everyone can only laugh.

Later, one passed ten to hundred, the three of us collectively laughed forward and backward together, and the Qin army opposite us was surging and was stunned by this laughter, they saw the enemy laughing relaxed regardless of life and death, as if they had heard something most ridiculous, they couldn't help but be stunned, unconsciously, the weapons raised high slowly put down, and looked at each other in our laughter.

Zhang was already so angry that his nose and eyes were crooked, and when he found that his soldiers had already laid down their weapons, he knew that something was wrong, and he tried to stir up their momentum again, and kept saying, "Soldiers... Who is going to hear him anymore, and no one can hear what he's saying anymore.

Xiang Yu saw that the time was ripe, he suddenly put his arm around my shoulders and said in a low voice, "Let your soldiers see you, perform." Saying that he didn't greet anyone, he rushed to the opposite side with a fierce urge, the big gun was horizontal, there was already a thunderous momentum, the 100 guards followed silently, Xiang Yu's golden armor folded out ten thousand strong lights under the sun's irradiation, and the big one floated in the wind to make a hunting sound, like a god descending to earth, and the remaining 100 guards were in light gold armor, and the stars followed behind like the moon, this team of people was in front, and the Chu army behind could be seen no matter how far away.

Zhang will still be in the forefront of the Qin army, Xiang Yu's charge, he subconsciously turned his horse and went around the escort of his own soldiers, so that the Qin army's position was suddenly chaotic, and his general was driven back, what "he will always lead the way" Yunyun is a fart, the Qin army is naturally disheartened, and he doesn't know whether to charge head-on or defend on the spot.

And the Chu army is completely different, the generals rushed out desperately, how dare the subordinates slack, hurriedly rushed to the Qin array like crazy with their headquarters, Xiang Yu's big gun stabbed left and right, one person and one horse have been like a sharp knife into the cream cake into the far away, his guards are all ruthless and extraordinary, it seems to be half a beat slower than him, just to protect Xiang Yu's oblique rear, these 100 people are like arrows and follow Xiang Yu deep into the enemy.

The front troops of the Qin army only symbolically resisted a few times in a dazed situation and began to turn around and disperse, and the army of 100,000 people was completely wiped out before anyone could be killed...

Later, it wasn't until Qin Jun disappeared from my sight that I reacted to the meaning of Xiang Yu's words, he had already judged that the enemy would be crushed with one blow, so he asked me to perform on the stage, what kind of performance... My brick bag is still in the car.