Chapter Eighty-Six: Rice Ruts
In front of me was a flowing army, with infantry, chariots, and cavalry chasing the enemy fearfully, and every time someone passed by me, they smiled at me with admiration and adoration.
Standing in place and not moving, I did not affect the image of bravery, now is the time to pursue while the victory, a general can not say anything no matter how far he rushes, and my smile left a deep impression on them, what kind of feelings is that, fearless, heroic, contemptuous, as if the enemy 10 armies are nothing, I think it won't be long before everyone in the world will know that there is a general in Xiang Yu's army who does not take a cloth shirt, his name is Xiaoqiang...
I can't stay in this place, Xiang Yu's limelight is about to be stolen by me.
I rode a horse, slowly wandering around the battlefield, there was an indescribable sense of loneliness and depression, the height was unbearable... Actually, I don't know how to ride a horse, or I would have rushed up early, who doesn't like to beat up the water dogs?
We set out in the morning, and it was not until the evening that Xiang Yu integrated the troops and slowly returned to the camp, this battle was fought for more than half a day, or the Chu army has been chasing the Qin army for more than half a day, beheading eight thousand, seizing countless military funds, Zhang is missing, but Xiang Yu told me that it will not be long before he will surrender himself.
The sunset was shining, Xiang Yu held the helmet in his hand, and behind him were his guards, generals returning from victory, loyal guards, and vast grasslands.
Xiang Yu saw me standing there alone, and laughed loudly: "Why don't you chase it, you don't have such a good chance to enjoy yourself after you go back." As he spoke, he suddenly approached me and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, if it weren't for your smile, we would have killed a lot of people." ”
I said proudly: "Yes, this is where it is, in the future, I will be responsible for giving you a smile when you fight, smirking for five yuan at a time, smiling for ten yuan, laughing for twenty..."
But in any case, the value of my smile was obvious to all, if I could have said something that would have made the soldiers' blood boil even more. It's just that he and the Qin army are both defeated, so the result may be that Xiang Yu barely wins the enemy... Because the morale of the Qin army is indeed inferior to the Chu army, which has been revealed, there is also a possibility that Xiang Yu broke the halberd and sank into the sand, so the value of my laughter is not simply to reverse a war, but also a turning point in history.
What is called a smile and a smile and a country, then the land is me!
I said, "If you want to talk about Hu Hai or our juniors, the two uncles together bully their nephews, what do you call this?" ”
Xiang Yu snorted and said, "Unless Lao Ying is resurrected." Either I'll be sure of the world, by the way, you quickly restore the memory of Liu Bang's kid, or I won't be able to win. Speaking of this, Yu smiled slightly. It can be seen that after getting along for a year, he has no killing intent towards Liu Bang, but this tone must be fought for.
I don't know what to say, now the initiative is in Xiang Yu's hands, if Liu Bang continues to fight like this, Liu Bang will definitely suffer, no matter what Zhang Liang Han Xin has under him, they have lost their meaning as a think tank, to sum it up in a written sentence, that is, as soon as they pout their butts, Xiang Yu knows what shit they are going to pull...
After returning in the evening, Xiang Yu ordered the whole army to rest and improve their food, and Zhang was defeated, which meant that Xiang Yu had no natural enemies in the short term. Except for a little maneuvering with the half-hearted princes after a while, there was no big move.
In Xiang Yudi's big tent, I said to him, "What, Brother Yu, I have to go back tomorrow." ”
Xiang Yu was stunned and said, "So fast? That's not good, if you don't live for a year and a half, you have to live for at least a month. ”
I said, "It's not a matter of staying here for a long time to steal the limelight with you, and besides, Baozi is pregnant." I didn't even say hello to you here..."
Xiang Yu said: "Isn't it over if you call her?" ”
Yu Ji and Xiaohuan: "What is the phone?" ”
I took out my phone and showed it to Xiang Yu, but there was no signal... I don't know if it's okay or not.
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Then you don't have to leave in a hurry, it's okay to stay for another two or three days, right?" ”
I said solemnly: "Mainly, I still have to take the Bao and go to see Brother Ying and Kezi again, I'm really afraid that Kezi will be bad if he succeeds this time." ”
Xiang Yu sighed and said, "Then I won't keep you, and I'll take it with you when I see them." If you can, send them to me, and we'll be together. ”
I wiped my sweat and said, "How many years have you been from them?" ”
Xiang Yu said: "It's only been ten years." ”
"Brother Ying will be older in another ten years, and it is very likely that Kezi will arrive, but when he comes, do we all have to call him uncle? Also, my car started for hundreds of years, and if you don't pay attention, it's gone. ”
Xiang Yu said gloomily: "It seems that everyone can't get together anymore, I really miss the girl and Lao Wu a little bit." ”
Yu Ji blinked her eyes and said, "King." These people... Who are they? ”
Xiang Yu said casually: "It's my good friend and good brother I met in another world." ”
Yu Ji wondered, "Another world? What kind of place is that, far from Wu Zhongyuan? ”
I just wanted to find a word to perfunctory the past, but Xiang Yu stopped me and said, "Xiaoqiang, I don't plan to hide this matter from Ah Yu." ”
Yes, he had nothing to hide from her for Yu Ji's head to break the blood and bleed, so I had to nod, but my heart was even more chaotic, so there would definitely be changes in the matter of Yu Ji's suicide, but... Even if Xiang Yu doesn't tell Yu Ji, even if Liu Bang surrounds him again, Xiang Yu will look at Yu Ji with his eyes?
Yu Ji put her hand on her cheek and looked at Xiang Yu in a daze, Xiang Yu thought about it, as if she couldn't talk about it for a while, so she had to say: "I'll tell you slowly when I have time in the future." ”
I shouted: "If you want to say it, you can say it, but you are not allowed to hide it selectively, I see how you fool Zhang Bing." ”
Xiang Yu coughed awkwardly and said, "Ah Yu, I slept with Xiaoqiang today, so you should rest early." ”
Yu Ji didn't ask much, and walked out of the big tent with a smile, this is the legendary best woman, what a man doesn't want to say, she will never ask more. No wonder Xiang Yu said that she would never ask the question "Who will you save first when I fell into the water at the same time as your mother", but then again, this question is actually not difficult to answer, as long as it is a sentence, the difficulty is that it is asked by your most beloved woman, this is difficult, well, if you have the opportunity, you must ask Yu Ji to ask Xiang Yu.
Xiaohuan also lowered his head and followed her out, muttering, "Zhang Bing? It's a weird name, but it's nice. ”
Xiang Yu looked at the distant backs of the two and smiled bitterly: "I really don't know how to tell them." ”
“… Actually, I'm kidding. You just tell your sister-in-law that Zhang Bing is my daughter-in-law. ”
Xiang Yu waved his hand and said, "It's not this, there are a lot of joints I still don't understand how to tell Ah Yu." ”
"Like you?" I paused and said cautiously: "Brother Yu, in fact, I also have a big dilemma, I don't know whether to tell you or not. ”
Xiang Yu smiled: "What can't be said between you and me, your brother Yu I'm not going to your brother who is nothing, saying, what do you want?" ”
“… I came this time to find Brother Ying. ”
"I know this, what's wrong?"
"That's why I went to them. It's because I'm afraid that Kezi will really stab Brother Ying. ”
"I also know this, Xiaoqiang, just say whatever you want."
"I went to stop them, because I didn't want to see people kill each other, and because... Brother Ying can't die. ”
Xiang Yu is not stupid. He touched his forehead and said, "Oh, can't you die? ”
"Yes, as soon as Brother Ying dies, it means that a major change has occurred on the original historical basis, in that case, we will all be wiped out." I told him about the Human Realm Axis as it was, and Xiang Yu frowned when he heard the end, and said, "In this way, we people must live as we are, otherwise we will be wiped out?" ”
I nodded.
"So... At the Hongmen banquet, even if I wanted to kill Liu Bang, I couldn't kill him. Under the wall, which one of the big defeats am I destined to eat? ”
I had to nod again.
Xiang Yu stood up and walked around the room violently, and said excitedly: "This is unfair, this is unfair, do you know?" ”
I said carefully: "Actually, it's quite fair, everyone lives once, you just ate an extra blue leaf." ”
Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly jumped up: "Don't talk about anything else for the time being." I will never allow Ah Yu to die again, I will send troops to destroy Liu Bang's kid! Isn't erasure just dying again, why am I afraid? ”
I hurriedly persuaded: "Brother Yu, calm down, since you know in advance, will you let your sister-in-law commit suicide?" I can't just ignore it, besides... Can you really do it to Bangzi? ”
Xiang Yu sat down in a daze. I crumpled the wine in my hand into a stick.
I said gloomily: "Brother Yu, I really shouldn't have come." ”
Xiang Yu heard me say this, and reluctantly smiled: "Don't say that Xiaoqiang, just rush at you and let me see Ah Yu again, I am better than anything else." ”
I was embarrassed to say, "My sister-in-law has always been by your side in this era, and I have nothing to do." ”
"That's different, you let me know that what is lost is precious. This is more important than laying down mountains and rivers and becoming emperors. Xiang Yu thought for a long time, and finally said, "Okay, next time you come again, you will restore Liu Bangdi's memory, and I will send him again for the sake of Ah Yu and you innocent people, let's get together and discuss what to do, even if I want to quit now, fortunately, there is still some time, as long as I can keep Ah Yu from dying, I am willing to fake defeat to him." ”
As soon as Xiang Yu said this, a big stone in my heart was put down, and I said with emotion: "It's me who I'm sorry for you Brother Yu, if I don't come, you don't have to be so embarrassed, I came to you because I haven't eaten for the past three days, and secondly... I miss you. ”
Xiang Yu also thought about it, stood up and patted me on the shoulder and said: "If you don't come to me, I will still live this life according to the previous procedure, in that case, you don't have to bother, you came to me, you treat me as a brother, I got Ah Yu again because of this, it's just a bit boring to repeat what I did before, weigh the pros and cons, I should still thank you." ”
I smiled, "Don't worry too much, we're brothers, let's talk about it when I come to you... Mainly because there is no food. ”
Xiang Yu: "..."