I slept alone in a big tent at night.,Sadly, even a waiter wears it back.,And I'm so familiar with the big boss.,Which isn't a wine drinking chick and hugging.,Let's just say that we don't have elves and catwomen in the other world (anyway, we can't stand the long rabbit ears and cat tail),Not even a dancing girl.。

But I didn't dare to tell Xiang Yu, he is the ancestor of Baozi and belongs to his mother's family, you mention this to him, the nature is equivalent to asking the old accountant to visit the kiln, and it is strange not to turn his face with you.

The next day I was blown by the trumpet, and the dull whining sound was as creepy as scratching a man's nerves, and I sat up in a hurry, and I saw that the army outside was gathering, and the gun-carrying Nago... There are also those who take the time to go to the toilet, which is generally not mentioned in other people's books.

The military tent where we are surrounded by Xiang Yu's personal guards, these are all elite soldiers, the horn is blowing next to the ear, still orderly, but the speed is not slow, and the work has been assembled in a short time, and the teams are standing in front of the tent one by one, murderous. I heard Xiang Yu's lazy voice say, "What's the situation?" ”

A soldier reported angrily: "The 15,000 pioneers of the Zhang army are already attacking. ”

Xiang Yu said "oh" and said: "According to the old method, let the new army take 15,000 people in front of our army and behind the palace." ”

The herald answered and ran down, Xiang Yu stood outside the tent, rubbed his forehead lightly with his hand, it seemed that he was still a little hungover, and then took a glass of water and rinsed his mouth, Yu Ji and Xiaohuan put the armor on him one after the other, and he saw that I also came out. smiled: "Morning, Xiaoqiang." ”

The two soldiers standing at my door saw that I was still wearing cloth clothes, and hurriedly ran into the tent to take out my suit of armor, and draped it on my body with all hands and feet, and one of the soldiers asked, "General Xiao, I don't know what weapons you are using, we can prepare them for you." ”

I paused for a moment and said, "Whatever." ”

The soldier immediately admired Infinity and said, "General Xiao must also be the unstoppable courage of ten thousand people." ”

I wondered, "How do you say that?" ”

"If you don't pick weapons, it means that you are proficient in everything, and besides, our brother of General Xiang will definitely be no different."

I realized that these two people had already buckled all the pieces of iron to me while I was talking... Who said I'm going to go to war. I came out to hit the soy sauce ground!

Xiang Yu looked at me and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, since you are draped, let's follow my brother to take a look." ”

Yu Ji finally sorted out Xiang Yu's golden armor. "Both brothers should be careful and take care of each other. ”

I said, "Don't worry, sister-in-law, I will definitely take care of myself." Brother Yu—" said the overhead helmet, "you must be careful...", and I carefully buckled the helmet on my head.

Xiang Yu smiled. said to his own soldiers: "By the way, prepare a fast-tempered horse for General Xiao for you, as for the weapon... No need to give it to him. Xiang Yu hung the iron sword that was a few sizes bigger on his waist, and picked up the tiger-headed chiseled golden gun that was inserted upside down on the ground from the front of the tent. He laughed in a low voice, "I really miss the Overlord gun that Tang Long made for me." He flew on his horse and said loudly. Let's go. "An order. More than 100 people in front of the tent went to the right at the same time, and the people were tall and big. They all wear light gold armor, and the weapons are also varied, some have big axes and some have big knives on the ground, and some have javelins on their backs, which is certainly majestic from a distance, but when you get closer, you will find that almost none of these people do not have scars, and the exposed necks and hands are full of potholes, and many people's faces are also seriously disfigured, and some of the wounds are deep and bone-deep, and they look like evil ghosts at a glance.

I climbed on horseback and walked side by side with Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu whispered: "These people behind us are all my own soldiers, carefully selected, any one of them has one hundred and eighty lives in his hands, otherwise he is not qualified to stand in this queue, with these hundred people to protect the left and right, you can rest assured that you can rush and kill in the army of 10,000 people." ”

I glanced back, and the guy closest to me grinned flatteringly, the scar on his cheekbone blooming, almost missing me from the horse.

Our group did not march with the large army, but slowly walked along a path with light soldiers, and I said carefully: "Brother Yu, where are we going?" Are you going to carry out a raid behind enemy lines? ”

Xiang Yu said: "With you, I won't play in person today, mainly to let you see how we fight." ”

I found that we have gradually ascended, not long to come to a huge rock, below is an endless grassland, this perspective can see the whole battlefield, under our feet, Xiang Yu's army has been assembled, the front is less than 2 infantry, they are wearing unprotected Geshan, the land is also some simple short weapons, on both sides, different equipment of various types of troops to sweep the formation, there are a small number of chariots, these horses are probably the princes of all walks of life, the most conspicuous position of the Chinese army, is the black pressure iron heavy cavalry brigade, Hundreds of flags fluttering, all with the word "Chu" written in big words, this should be Xiang Yu's descendant troops, I saw at a glance one of the black-armored generals, carrying a wheel-like sledgehammer, is gritting his teeth there, as if he can't wait, it is the black tiger, he stepped off the big yellow horse and the master also has a virtue, keep roaring, the strange thing is that the black tiger around the front and back 200 places are all empty, he stands alone in the dense army is particularly conspicuous, like a black carbon head fell into the snow.

I wondered: "Why does the black tiger occupy so much space, he has a fox smell?" ”

Xiang Yu smiled faintly: "You'll know in a while." ”

At this time, we have dismounted, I turned around on the boulder, the front of the Chu army is just under our feet, but looking back, there are dense men, horses and soldiers and vehicles stretching for several miles, and there is still no edge in sight on this flat grassland, as soon as these people breathe, I feel that we are a little hypoxic on it, which is called popularity! I smiled and said: "It's really a soldier who doesn't get tired of cheating, saying that it is a thousand people, I'm afraid you've taken out all the old bottoms, what's the matter, do you want to beat people in groups?" ”

Xiang Yu was stunned and said, "This is 15,000 people." ”

I was shocked. Wiping his sweat, he said, "No, why do I look at 200,000?" ”

Xiang Yu smiled contemptuously: "That's because you've watched too many blockbusters, don't think that there are really many people on a screen, according to my experience, those most ambitious scenes are no more than 2,000 people, the real thousands of troops are like this in front of us, if there are really 200,000 troops fighting, now."

I can't see the grass anymore. ”

I wiped my sweat vigorously, so that's it. I suddenly remembered an idiom called grass and trees are soldiers, speaking conscience, I don't blame Fu Jian's buddy at all, he can treat plants and trees as people, which can only show that he has really seen thousands of troops.

As modern urbanites, we may not even have the opportunity to meet a gathering of more than 10,000 people. So we might be less sensitive to numbers... I've always been shocked by the scenes in those blockbusters, and now when I look at it, it's just pediatrics, as Xiang Yu said, it is estimated that it is useless to surpass the actors.

It takes a camera to capture the scene. There is no need for any plot, a ticket sells for 80 audiences, and the audience has to dig out their hearts and say that I don't care about the cost.

I looked left and right and asked, "Where is the enemy?" ”

One of Xiang Yu's personal soldiers lay on the ground and listened: "It's coming..."

At this moment, we saw a black line slowly moving towards us on the edge of our field of vision. Just like the shadow of a dark cloud rolling in the sky on a sunny day, if you get closer, you can faintly see that the other party is also waving the flag, and the Qin army has arrived!

To be honest, I would have had a lot of confidence in us. But the momentum of the other party is indeed too amazing. At least the color of people's clothes is consistent. Far away, like a tide. It's also boundless, like some god who has on us to drown us... Well, this analogy is a bit disgusting, but it's really appropriate, if the Chu army didn't care about me, I would have run away a long time ago.

As if they were infected by our land, the more than 2 people at the front of the Chu army began to commotion, but they were quickly stopped by the iron cavalry behind them.

Xiang Yu sat cross-legged on the ground, picked up a small pebble and threw it on the shoulder armor of the black tiger below, the black tiger raised his head and said, "General..."

Xiang Yu said: "Wait for them to stop and rush up, you have to behave well today, my brother is looking at you." ”

The black tiger licked his lips and said excitedly: "Thank you, General." ”

I asked, "You're not deploying the deployment anymore?" ”

Xiang Yu pulled the ground with a straw stick and said, "The deployment is over." ”

Me: "..."

At this time, the opponent's men and horses have gradually approached, as the distance between the two armies slowly lowered the speed, it seems that they are also adjusting their state to prepare to charge, when they are about 100 distances, the other party's herald stood on the cart and desperately waved the flag in his hand to signal to stop, "boom" The Qin army was all stationed, and the military prestige was also very clean.

This time it was as if he had given the Chu army an order to attack, only to see the black tiger chief shout, and the Chu cavalry around him put the spearhead obliquely up, pushing the 2000 soldiers in front of him to launch a charge, which made me very strange, I have always wondered what these infantry who seem to have little combat effectiveness are for, at this time, it turned out to be forced to form a death squad, they could only shout and rush towards the Qin army under the persecution of the regular army, and the Chu army relined in their skills to prepare for the next round of attack.

These 2,000 people can only blindly move forward like rabbits that have been forced to hurry, and in an instant, they have handed over to the Qin army in a short time, and the forwards of the Qin army are also elite cavalry, Chang Ge handed out, these people suddenly screamed and screamed, and the Qin army also had the cover of bows and arrows, these 2,000 people looked like a lot of people, but in the blink of an eye, more than half of the dead and wounded.

The battle was too fast, and I didn't wake up until this moment, and said frantically: "This is what you call the new army? ”

Xiang Yu nodded and said: "Yes, most of them are prisoners, let them charge, is to block the enemy's momentum, and let them sharpen the enemy's blade, and after a while, our people will be able to suffer a lot less damage." ”

I saw that the "new army" was less than thirty percent left, and the battle had not yet begun, and the flesh and blood were blurred in front of the two armies. It's too cruel, isn't it? ”

Xiang Yu said lightly: "How can there be immortals in war?" ”

Yes, that's the tone, in fact, even in my Xiang Yu has never taken human life seriously, he has always only focused on results, just like he said to Ni Siyu at the beginning, "Don't come to see me if you lose the game." "Someone jumped off the street on the street, he ignored it, in order to teach Cao Xiaoxiang to drive, he was able to put the lives of the whole car on the line, and he can only say that he is very fair to others and to himself.

Xiang Yu said: "Those who can survive this battle will be incorporated into my descendant troops, no matter who you fought for before, no one will dare to despise you after being included, that is to say, life and dignity are guaranteed, if you want people to work hard for you, you have to give them hope." ”

I watched as a soldier was stabbed in the mouth with a gun. The tip of the gun came out of the back of his head, and his face turned pale and his stomach was extremely uncomfortable, and he always said that the war was cruel. I didn't see it with my own eyes and used this sentence as a hymn, but when you experience it yourself, it's not like that at all, it's not a stunt, it's a living person.

But what can I say? Shall I go up and pull the rack? It's part of history, and I just happen to see it, in other words, that's how these lives should be. Without them being the meat shield for Xiang Yu in exchange for victory, there would be no later Chu-Han dispute, so history doesn't know what it would be like.

Xiang Yu saw that I didn't speak. smiled and said, "You can watch it as a blockbuster." You know that you came more than 2,000 years ago. You don't have to treat them as real people, anyway, as long as you drive back to the car, they won't exist..."Xiang Yu suddenly pinched my shoulder and pointed to the battlefield and said quietly. "Xiaoqiang, look at them, how painful it is to live, even if those who kill people will inevitably be killed by others for a while, even if they win this one, there is still the next one waiting for them, but they are completely liberated when they die, and they are reincarnated in a peaceful era, regardless of rich or poor, they can live peacefully for a lifetime, marry a wife and have children, and there will be joys, sorrows, and sorrows every day, isn't this good?"

I said with a green face: "I'm so much more comfortable when you say that, but will this be an excuse for you to take care of people's lives in the future?" ”

At this time, the 2000 people have been killed almost.:The loss, but their rush has disrupted the Qin army's position, so that the cavalry and the chariot have lost the distance to be able to rush up the force, the black tiger saw that the time was ripe, and it was a long shout, the cavalry of the Chu army suddenly flattened the end of the long ge, urging the war horse to charge, at this time the horse did not have stirrups, not suitable for slashing with a sword, the biggest advantage of the cavalry is that people borrow horsepower to rush, and then with a large number of people to the enemy to cause huge casualties, the Qin army because of the 2000 people blocked ~ charge, Thousands of horses trampled on the ground

, this takeover immediately suffered a big loss, and the originally flat lineup seemed to have been handed over.

I didn't forget to pay special attention to the black tiger, others rushed like this, the original 200 distance has been shortened, but there are still dozens of meters of open space, I saw the black tiger from the back to take off the sledgehammer and throw it on the ground, I was wondering, suddenly saw him wave his hand on the top of his head, the sledgehammer from the ground, the original hammer cast iron chain, the other end is in the hands of the black tiger, he put the sledgehammer gradually faster, and then the chain lengthened, the hammer whined, slowly formed a diameter of 10 meters ***, the black tiger horse forward, the sledgehammer kept waving, When he rushed into the Qin army, it was a huge meat grinder, regardless of whether the other party was a man or a horse, when he encountered this hammer, it was as if there was nothing, the hammer circle swirled into the enemy formation like sweeping the air, and the place where the black tiger passed was full of headless corpses and broken spears and broken swords.

I swallowed my saliva and said, "I'm afraid this man is not smaller than you... He's the black tiger who died in Pengcheng, right? Xiang Yu nodded.

I remember now that Zhang Bing had said that a lieutenant named Black Tiger would make a meteor hammer. And Xiang Yu also told me that it was around this time that he used to repatriate Xiaohuan, so Zhang Bingguang knew about the Black Tiger, but he didn't know that he later died in Pengcheng. I looked at him and thought to myself: Why don't I get a meteor hammer too? It's a pity that I don't have the strength to replace the hammer with a load of dung, and I can't stop it...

The two sides fought for only half an hour or so, and the Chu army was already slowly expanding its advantage, in fact, the Qin army's loss of the opportunity to charge was not an irreparable disadvantage, and their generals were not refined, but they just refused to fight to the death.

Xiang Yu took one last look below, got up lazily and said, "Let's go back." ”

In the end, I don't know how this battle was won, it seems very simple, just take people to the place and let them fight by themselves, people say that Xiang Yu is a genius of war, this genius seems to be like that, I didn't see him stay up all night thinking about it, and I didn't see him take the lead, but how did he win?

It seems that war is not as simple as we think, nor is it so complicated, except for a large number of dead people, it is like doing ordinary things.

But on the way back, there was a little danger: we were going against the wind, and my hero almost pulled me to the ground. Also, I think this armor is too heavy, but this has the advantage that as long as you find your balance on a horse, your body can fall like a moving castle on its own, and if you are marching at night, you can sleep in the armor.

When we returned to the camp, we were treated like heroes, especially me... The soldiers have yet to see a general who does not take anything in his hand and ties a big hat to his waist.

After the sun went down, the soldiers who cleaned up the battlefield also returned, and suddenly someone came to report that the 100,000 troops of Qin commander Zhang Zishuai attacked from Thorn Yuan, and are currently stationed outside 20.

Xiang Yu said: "Hey, he's going to fight me." ”

Yu Ji took Xiang Yu's helmet and said, "He has repeatedly sent small forces to harass him, but he has not succeeded once, how can he dare to come by himself?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "So he needs a victory too much, Hu Haina is already suspecting that he has a second heart, the morale of the Qin army is low, Lao Zhang is no longer desperate, there is only one way to die, hehe, tomorrow's battle is not easy." Xiang Yu said loudly, "Come on, I invite the generals, let's discuss in the big tent." ”

I grabbed Xiang Yu and whispered, "Brother Yu, are you sure?" ”

Xiang Yu laughed and said: "Don't you know that others don't know, tomorrow the chapter will be a failure, and I'm just putting on a show now." ”

I worried: "Be careful, the original trajectory of history has been erased, and any accident may change the tide of the war, so don't be too careless." ”

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I really can't think of how I can lose this battle, hahaha." As he spoke, he walked into the Chinese military tent.

I looked at his back and scolded in a low voice: "Virtue, forget the pain after the scar." ”

Yu Jiqi said: "Xiaoqiang, what are you talking about, has the king been injured before?" ”

I sighed and said, "You have nothing to do to persuade him, don't be too confident in everything, and your sister-in-law..."

Yu Ji smiled: "What's wrong with me? ”

"You should also be more self-critical, don't keep joking with your own life, and think about things when you encounter them."

Yu Ji raised her cheeks and said, "Do I have it?" ”

…

This night, Xiang Yu discussed the strategic plan with the princes like a genius for a long time, and I woke up and went to the toilet to see that he had just come out of the tent of the Chinese army.

Also, I didn't take off my clothes when I went to bed that night, and we also experienced a military career that didn't disarm at night... Actually, I'm afraid of the camp.

In the morning, I was in a daze and heard that the army was gathering again, and went out to take a look, sure enough, the pro-army team had been assembled, and Xiang Yu had also ridden on the rabbit, it was rare that he was particularly energetic today, he put the gun on the horse, and was listening to the preparations of all the people and horses, and saw me come out neatly, and said with a smile: "Is Xiaoqiang still going today?" ”

His smile made me laugh, and he said angrily: "Go!" ”

Why, in modern times, how can we also be reprimanded by the uncle of the police as the master of the "brave and ruthless" criminals, and a brick in the palm of the hand has also photographed the heads of countless heroes and heroes, how can we become despised cowards when we come to this place where there is not even a spicy hot? No one will fight from their mother's belly, except for a pervert like Xiang Yu, who doesn't faint when they see their brains for the first time?

I was about to get on my horse with a sigh of relief, but halfway through and then I retreated: "If you want to go, wait until I take off my armor." "This thing is too much of a hindrance.

Everyone was baffled by me, and the two little soldiers standing guard for me discussed in a low voice: "General Xiao, what kind of habit is this?" ”

“… Probably to be desperate! ”

On the way, Xiang Yu said to me: "I will probably have to charge into battle in a while, you take care of yourself, as long as you don't move in place." ”

I smiled contemptuously, and had already made up my mind: I would do as he said!