While he was talking, Xiang Yu pushed the door from the outside and came in, and when he saw a guest sitting on the sofa, he nodded slightly, and walked upstairs.

I hurriedly introduced to Mulan: "This is Xiang Yu, and the fat man upstairs just now is Qin Shi Huang." ”

Hua Mulan stood up and said in surprise, "Overlord Chu? It can be seen that as a military general, Mulan is a little more curious about Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu heard my introduction, glanced at Mulan again, and asked me, "New customers?" He didn't ask too much and went straight to the stairs.

My eyes lit up, and I grabbed Xiang Yu violently-

The thought in my mind startled me myself: Hua Mulan wants to be a woman, but we can't help anything else, can we introduce Xiang Yu to her as a boyfriend? Haven't you heard, the woman in love is the most beautiful, the heroine is matched with the overlord of Western Chu, no matter how you look at it, they are all a perfect pair, anyway, Yu Ji has no shadow, and Mulan is no worse than Zhang Bing.

Yes, I admit that my idea is a bit out of tune, if it were Mu Guiying and Liang Hongyu, we wouldn't say anything, I wasn't despicable enough to pimp the hero's wife, and besides, it was a crime to sabotage a military marriage - but isn't Mulan celibate?

I grabbed Xiang Yu and introduced him emphatically: "Brother Yu, this is Mulan, she has been in the army for 12 years on behalf of her father, she is loyal and filial, but she is a good girl!" ”

Xiang Yu sighed and asked Mulan: "Soldiers?" ”

I hurriedly said: "What's more, this is our female general who belongs to one and two in China!" "Princess Pingyang, the daughters-in-law of the Yang family, and Sister Hongyu, don't blame me for saying this, for the sake of Mulan's happiness, you should temporarily live in the second line......

Hua Mulan was slightly uncomfortable, and said modestly: "What kind of general is it, I've only been a pioneer for a few years." ”

Xiang Yu couldn't help but ask, "What dynasty are you, and how do you rely on women to fight?" ”

Hua Mulan was not happy now, and frowned: "What's wrong with the woman?" I've been through hundreds of battles, big and small, and I didn't say that I was surrounded by people like an iron bucket! ”

Xiang Yu's face sank, these words were indeed a little poisonous to him, it can be seen that Mulan has inherited the glorious tradition of Chinese female surnames when they quarrel with sharp teeth and sharp mouths, if it weren't for the fact that she is a woman, Xiang Yu would have done it a long time ago. Finally, he said in a deep voice: "Don't let me meet you on the battlefield!" ”

"What can you do if you meet?" Not to be outdone, Mulan said; "The cavalry of Rouran (i.e., the enemy of Hua mm) was only stronger than Liu Bang's Han army, not weaker."

The meaning is obvious, that is, my enemy is much stronger than your enemy, but I win and you lose, and it follows that I am much stronger than you.

Xiang Yu shook his hand and snorted: "Senseless dispute, kung fu on the lips!" Saying that a good man was about to walk away with a good man and a woman, Hua Mulan said disdainfully: "If you don't accept it, you don't even know how to deduce the art of war, right?" ”

Xiang Yu sighed, had to look at the woman in front of him again, and stretched out his hand at me and said, "Xiaoqiang-"

As soon as these two people met each other, I only reacted now, Xiang Yu's shout startled me: "What are you doing, you don't want to do it with girls, right?" ”

Xiang Yu glared at me and said, "Give me paper and pen." ”

My soul flew out of the sky: "You don't want to make a life and death situation, do you?" ”

Xiang Yu impatiently picked up a large piece of white paper and two pens from my desk and walked to Mulan, handed her one, and then drew it on the paper, and after a while, mountains and rivers, trails and plains appeared on the paper, Xiang Yu drew a circle in the paper, and said to Mulan: "You and I have 5,000 infantry each, grab this." ”

Mulan took the pen and said, "Okay! Then curiously played with the pen in his hand.

I hurriedly leaned over to look, and saw that the two of them were lined up from one end to the other, and in a short time the paper was full of dots representing soldiers - it turns out that there was a game called "Age of Empires" in ancient times.

Xiang Yu drew a circle by a river and said, "I will use this as a supply point to launch a rapid march to the destination......"

Hua Mulan unceremoniously drew circles on the mountain on the road he had to pass: "I'm closer to you than this, and the soldiers are divided into four ways to ambush you like this, can I see you?" ”

Xiang Yu smiled contemptuously: "Only 5,000 people still have to be divided into four roads, will you lead troops?" But with Mulan's explanation, Xiang Yu's face gradually became solemn, and it could be seen that he had suffered a big loss in his plot.

Hua Mulan circled Xiang Yu's soldiers, then led an arrow through the mountain, and said: "When you get out of this mountain, you have a maximum of 500 people left, even if you give up the destination, can you hold it?" ”

Xiang Yu was dumbfounded, and finally had to say: "Even if I only have 500 people left, I still have a chance to win......" said and scribbled on the paper with a pen, "As long as I take the lead in rushing back and forth a few times, I can definitely drive your people away." ”

Now everyone can see that Xiang Yu is starting to mess around, you said that while playing interstellar, a hero who has been promoted to the full level of Warcraft suddenly ran out, isn't this a trick?

Hua Mulan threw the pen away, indicating that she disdained to play with Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu was annoyed and said angrily: "Fighting is not a war on paper, Xiang is the enemy of ten thousand people, are you afraid of your five thousand foot soldiers?" ”

In fact, if you really want to fight, I fully believe that Xiang Yu leading 500 people is enough to defeat the 5,000 people of ordinary generals, but everything has to be rules, if you want to play according to him, transfer the Second Artillery of the People's Liberation Army to the Warring States, spend two Poussin shells, and the millions of Qin troops of the fat man will be wiped out?

There are two main reasons why Xiang Yu is lame, first of all, there are only 3,000 people in Mulan's vanguard, and what he is best at is a well-calculated local campaign, and the campaign commanded by Xiang Yu is tens of thousands of small and hundreds of thousands, and there is naturally no shortage of generals who can use soldiers under his command, and he doesn't have to worry about the details; Secondly, the two are separated by hundreds of years of history, during which the strategy of the art of war has slipped forward a lot, why Waldner can't do Wang Liqin, it's not that he is old, because he can't keep up with the pace of the times, why the Qing Dynasty has declined, it's because they are complacent, why Chinese football can't - that's because it hasn't worked.

These two people stared at each other, you don't like it, I see you are awkward, I don't understand, how did the originally planned couple become like this as soon as they met, in the final analysis, Xiang Yu can't speak, it seems that his kind of machismo still has to be served by a bird-like woman like Yu Ji, and Mulan, who has a strong sense of honor and mission, is still looking for a man like Manmen Zhonglie, but where can I find her Manmen Zhonglie?

Xiang Yu shook his hand and left, and when he walked to the staircase, he couldn't help but turn around and say, "Then should I take the mountain road?" ”

Hua Mulan said: "Then you must arrive at the destination later than me, five thousand to five thousand, I am in the city, you are under the city, you know what the consequences are, right?" ”

Xiang Yu snorted and disappeared as if he were gone. I only found out today that Brother Yu also has a childish side.

After beating Xiang Yu away, Mulan sat cross-legged on the sofa again, smiling helplessly at me.

I said, "Sister, I'll take you to see it." "I have to teach her the knowledge of ordinary life first, and I can't let Baozi see that my cousin can't even read the watch, and she won't even open the door. I started with the quartz clock hanging on the wall and introduced her all the way up to the various appliances upstairs.

Qin Shi Huang played the game and asked without looking back: "Come to the newcomer?" ”

I hurriedly introduced to Mulan: "This is Qin Shi Huang, just call Brother Ying in the future." ”

Hua Mulan smiled at Qin Shi Huang, then scratched her head and said, "Qin Shi Huang...... That one was Xiang Yu just now, that's not ......."

I hurriedly made a silent gesture at her, and then whispered to her, "Jing Ke is also downstairs." ”

Hua Mulan paused and said, "You're too lively, aren't you?" ”

I nodded: "It's okay, Liu Bang will be more prosperous when he comes back in the evening." ”

Hua Mulan smiled dumbly: "Who else are you?" ”

I said: "Su Wu showed me the gate, the thieves collect protection money in the suburbs, and you don't know the rest, and I'll introduce you to you when I have a chance later." ”

I briefly told Qin Shi Huang about Mulan's deeds, and the fat man handed the No. 1 machine to Hua Mulan after listening: "Good girl, you play this." In this way, an emperor paid tribute to this loyal and brave woman.

With sweat on my forehead, I pulled Mulan and walked out: "Brother Ying, you play first, and strive to clear Super Mario with your eyes closed." ”

I said to Mulan: "The things in the house are basically like this, and they are no different from your meeting, but they are more convenient, how to live and how to live." ”

Hua Mulan said: "When it is full of freshness, it is not necessarily convenient - we can take a bath as long as one person." ”

It's over, it seems that modernization has left only a shadow on Mulan, and if there is no idler around her in the future, I'm afraid she won't even dare to take a bath.

I said to Xiang Yu, who was smoking in the living room, "Brother Yu, you get in the car and take Sister Mulan out for a walk." ”

Xiang Yu snuffed out the cigarette, picked up the car key and hooked his finger at Mulan: "Go." ”

Hua Mulan seemed very reluctant to be with Xiang Yu, and said, "Just ride a horse, what kind of car do you take?" ”

Xiang Yu stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Less nonsense, can you ride a horse for 100 miles?" ”

Hua Mulan followed him and walked out: "What is Mai ......?"

It wasn't until they walked out of the gate that I reacted: Xiang Yu dared to run 100 miles with the scrapped gold cup! Damn, is there a 100 on the Jinbei speedometer? The pointer is drawn to the leg.

I leaned on the glass and shouted at Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, slow down!" Before the words fell, Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan had already disappeared with a cloud of black smoke.

I have to say that no matter how Xiang Yu is evaluated in history, Brother Yu deserves to be a pure master after all, and never taking his own life seriously is his biggest characteristic, and his biggest shortcoming is: he doesn't take other people's lives seriously.

I sat downstairs and took a nap, and then I opened my eyes that it was already a little dark, and Baozi came in with a vegetable basket, and turned around and said: "Kezi, wash and eat again......" I saw Jing Ke behind her holding a persimmon that had taken a bite and looked at her head.

Baozi entered the door and asked me, "I heard Kezi say that there was a woman at home in the afternoon?" ”

I followed the choreographed lie and said, "My cousin has come to our wedding." ”

"What about people?"

"I went out with Brother Yu."

"I haven't heard you have so many sisters and sisters before?"

I said, "Wait, maybe there will be someone else on the day of the errand, our Xiao family is also a famous family." ”

Baozi said disdainfully: "Didn't you tell me that your family settled accounts for your grandfather's cousin to the pseudo-security chief?" She asked me, "It's time to count people, do you think 10 tables that day is enough?" ”

I shook my head, "That's enough." ”

Jokes, 10 tables, 300 will definitely come back that day, plus the heroes of Liangshan, how many tables is this?

After Baozi went upstairs, there was not much time for the sound of the car turning off at the door, followed by the sound of quarrels, Xiang Yu's voice: "...... Then the two thousand cavalry on my right flank are watching you beat me? Mulan's voice: "Your 2,000 cavalry have already been touched by me using the momentum of the dive!" ”

Xiang Yu's unconvinced voice: "Tell me how to eat my cavalry with less than 3,000 heavy infantry?" ”

Hua Mulan gestured on the palm of her hand while carrying the door on her shoulder: "Didn't I tell you, before the general attack, I will attack your cavalry battalion first, and your cavalry can't sleep on the horse, right?" ”

……

It seems that these two people didn't do anything along the way, and they changed the submap and turned in the fire, so I wondered, they are both people who have fought for half their lives, haven't they fought enough?

The two came in noisily, and Xiang Yu obviously suffered another loss in the art of war, so he repeated his old tricks, and the perverted hero reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and stood out with one enemy and ten thousand......

Hua Mulan said in a tone of lesson: "You are always like this, fighting a war is not a matter of one person or two people, you must pay attention to ......"

I said, "Teamwork." ”

Hua Mulan clapped her hands: "Yes, it's teamwork, you always emphasize ......"

Again, I said: "Personal heroism." ”

Mulan: "Well, individual heroism is not okay! ”

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said, "Then you always emphasize conspiracy and trickery, right?" Can 10 people definitely surround one person? Which of my subordinates is not an elite who blocks a hundred, and my 2,000 cavalry will still eat your 3,000 infantry even if they are bare-assed. ”

Mulan snorted angrily and said to me, "Look at this person's unreasonableness, right? It's good to talk about the art of war, and besides, my people are not paper-paste, why can your Chu Jun be used by me alone? ”

When I heard this, my head was as big as a fight, and I waved my hand again and again: "Don't quarrel, if any of you are not my opponent in the war, I only need to send a 100-man fireshow force to make a feint in the front, and then send a 20-man special force to parachute into your command headquarters to decapitate and everything will be fine." ”

Hua Mulan didn't know what to say, but Xiang Yu was stunned, and then said, "Where did we have any salute troops and airborne troops at that time?" ”

I spread my hands: "Isn't this the end?" So there is no way to say about the war, how the battle of Guandu was fought, how the battle of Weishui was fought, how the war of liberation millet plus rifles were fought, and the weak defeated the strong. ”

At this time, Baozi heard someone talking, poked his head out of the staircase and asked, "Cousin is back?" ”

I waved at her, "I'll introduce you." ”

I pulled the bun in front of Mulan and said, "Cousin, this is our daughter-in-law, Baozi." ”

Mulan took the bun in her arms and slapped her shoulder with her right hand, which I thought might be their military salute in the past.

Baozi smiled: "I didn't know that my cousin was coming, I didn't prepare anything, what do you want to eat at night?" ”

Hua Mulan said: "Whatever, just make things hot, I've eaten ice lumps for many years, but my stomach is a little bad." ”

"Is it okay to eat jajanjan noodles?"

Mulan said: "Okay! ”

Baozi rubbed his shoulders and whispered to me, "Cousin is so cool." So saying, he went upstairs.

It's really cool enough, Mulan is wearing a man's clothes, and she is vigorous and resolute, I guess when she hugs, Baozi is likely to see that Mulan is wearing nothing inside......

I said to Mulan: "Sister, when you see my daughter-in-law, you have confidence in yourself, right?" ”

Hua Mulan glanced at me and said, "What do you know, this is called a woman, I like this girl!" ”

I thought viciously that maybe ugly people would be more popular in the same surname, so does my popularity also have something to do with my appearance? Jin Shaoyan, Hua Rong, and Song Qingai are with me, so why are Li Kui and Yang Zhi so iron-clad with me?

I looked at Mulan and said regretfully, "It's a pity that the teacher is not here, or let her lead you to buy a few sets of clothes first." ”

"Who's the teacher?"

I paused for a moment and said vaguely, "The emperor's concubine." ”

Hua Mulan said: "Oh, did your emperor choose a concubine again, I saw it when I went out just now." ”

I was stunned: "What? ”

Xiang Yu said on the side: "The model team performed at the open-air exhibition. "That's when I realized it.

The meal was opened, after the noodles were served, Mulan mixed some sauce, rolled the noodles on the chopsticks, and ate them like gnawing chicken legs, I just mixed the cucumber shreds, she had already finished eating, and we were amazed, seeing that the table was full of people looking at her, Mulan was a little embarrassed and said: "Get used to it, the military order does not wait for anyone, as soon as you eat, you can quickly eat a bite and practice." ”

Baozi asked, "My cousin has joined the army?" Mulan nodded.

Baozi's eyes are full of little stars: "I just said that you have a special temperament, how did you get in?" "Baozi told me more than once that her biggest dream before the age of 20 was to join the army, but unfortunately at that time, the service quota was already in short supply, and there was no way to enter at all......

Mulan said casually: "I went because of my father." ”

"Ah, uncle is the head of which military region, right?" Baozi's tone was ambiguous, and she couldn't help but bring out a stammer, it seemed that she was a thief who was not dead, and wanted to bring disaster to our people's army, and she even glared at me, probably blaming me for having such a relative, why didn't I tell her earlier.

I immediately glared back: "There is discipline in the army, secrecy!" ”

Baozi grabbed Mulan's hand and said, "Is my cousin a telephone soldier or a literary soldier?" ”

Hua Mulan had never heard of this, scratched her head and said, "I am a pioneer." ”

This time it was Baozi's turn to wonder: "Pioneer? What rank? ”

I hurriedly said, "It's about the equivalent of the colonel's regimental commander." ”

Baozi said suspiciously: "It's the first time I've seen the 29-year-old female leader. "It's rare and weird, there are several female group army commanders in Chinese history, and there is one female president, but she was finally impeached by the Xue family.

Hua Mulan saw the meaning of Baozi's fist, patted her hand and said, "If I can go back, I will bring you with me, but you have to be able to endure hardships." ”

Baozi immediately puffed up his chest: "Of course I can endure hardship, do you know why I did it?" ”

I said, "Because you can't do anything else—"

Baozi glared at me: "Who said that?" At that time, several state-owned enterprises hired me, but I didn't go. ”

This is true, one of them is a carton factory that lacks a box, the basic salary is 400, and then go to the mail, I helped her calculate, a month to be able to more 500,000 boxes and 200 yuan bonus; The other one is better, or an institution, and a county cultural bureau lacks a carport......

Baozi continued: "Every time I stand at the door, I imagine myself as a guard, standing every shift! This way I don't get tired at all. ”

I said, "Come on, have you seen the guards in cheongsams?" "I guess I don't like red clothes and arms like buns, because no matter how red you are, you can't pretend to be anything.

Xiang Yu sighed: "It's a pity that we can't go back, or I have to give Baozi a general, I believe she will be a good soldier." ”

Qin Shi Huang looked at the bun and hesitated for a while before saying, "Crooked hunger (then I) let you be hungry Sima." "Sima, Minister of Defense?

I gave them a disdainful look, and I said, can you still go back? There is a lot of work on the lips, Lao Tzu is this king and that king, and there are more false titles than those entrepreneurs, but the right is not as good as the chairman of the carton factory trade union, phew!

I put my arm around the bun's shoulders and said, "Let us go, we won't go, it's better to be a soldier in peacetime." ”

Baozi pulled me away and said a little excitedly: "What's the point of that, I like to wear an armed belt and carry a shell gun cross-body......"

"Do you put a plaster on the door of your head? Do you think you're from the gendarmerie brigade? Immediately hit by a bun, I rubbed my body and thought: "Just wait, we have no characters in this book after the Xinhai year......

(To be continued)