As soon as Xiang Yu and I went upstairs, we saw Baozi arrogating people to work there: "Fatty, you plucked this garlic; Liu Ji, stir the eggs evenly; Kezi, the rice is scooped. Seeing us coming up, Baozi pointed to the gas canister: "Qiangzi, who do you see you and the big one are going to change?" ”

I grabbed the gas canister and moved it twice, and said, "Brother Yu took the handle and put it on my shoulder." Xiang Yu hooked the jar in the air with only one finger and asked, "Where to put it?" ”

“…… Carry it with me. "This is a dead eye! He has the ability to pull out the mountains and change the gas canister and ask me to carry it.

I was walking in the front, and a big guy in the back was carrying our gas canister, how did it feel so good? I remembered that once I went to Baozi's house, and the old man of her family didn't know our relationship at that time, and he also wanted to change the gas canister, and asked me to help him carry it on his shoulder, and the old man was really pouting there when I carried it on my shoulder.

Now it's good, as soon as the family is out of gas, let me call to help him change, the old guy is just like me now, walking unhurriedly in front of the front with his hands behind his back, specially walking through the streets and alleys, and staying at someone's door for a while, because that person used to live opposite the door of the bun family, and from the head of the bun three months he predicted that the child would not be able to find his in-laws in the future.

The old man knew very well the relationship between me and Baozi, because once when I went to dinner, the old man talked to me about football, and when we were talking about it, I asked Leng Zi: "Have you tried Durles's new cumin flavor?" I didn't think to say casually: "That's too expensive, we usually use ......" At this time, someone entered the house, and the old accountant said as if nothing had happened: "What did that guy say to Zidane?" ”

It can be seen that my father-in-law, Lao Taishan, is a strong man, this old guy's thinking can be broken abruptly like a pencil hit by a bullet, I was puzzled later, he knew that Durex was not strange, how did he think of cumin, and then I went to their house again in the summer, only to find that Baozi and her mother have a fox smell.

I suddenly remembered an interesting thing: "Brother Yu, did you have a child back then?" ”

Xiang Yu bowed his head and said, "There is a concubine who gave birth to two sons for me. ”

I smiled and said, "So you may be the ancestor of the buns for more than 30 generations." ”

Xiang Yu suddenly stood up and asked me, "What do you mean by this?" ”

I realized that I had lost my mouth, if Xiang Yu knew that he was now more than 2000 years away from that era, I don't know what he would do, one thing is for sure that he will not stop, and if he doesn't get it, he will die again, and in this year, he can't theoretically die, and I can't stand playing infinite rebirth with me.

My idea is to slowly teach him to drive, no matter how smart Chu Bawang is, after all, he is a person thousands of years ago, plus I deliberately don't teach well, it will take half a year to learn the level of buns, and when the time comes, I will spend some fuel money, lead him to the elementary school campus for a few circles, and give him a "happy and unthinkable." "Xiangche beauty, the car is always in front, you have seen a beautiful woman model for the car, but you have never seen a car as a foil for a beautiful woman.

Having said that, don't look at the fact that it has been a thousand years here, in fact, Xiang Yu has only left Yu Ji for a few days, so it is not surprising that there is still a thought, a man with a successful career like him loves to play with the feeling of first love, which is understandable.

I casually said a few perfunctory words, and when I got to the place where the gas was changed, I went in to pay, and the boss's son who was in the fourth grade of elementary school came back, clapping a basketball in his hand, and saw Xiang Yu, he looked up at the back of his head parallel to the ground, and said curiously: "Uncle, are you playing basketball?" ”

Xiang Yu looked down at him and walked away—I guess he was afraid that he would trample the child to death if he was not careful.

The kid slapped the basketball and innocently asked, "How far can you throw this?" Saying that he threw the basketball to Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment after catching it, in order to prevent the child from pestering him again, he threw it casually, the basketball was like a winged arc and there was no shadow, the child began to wait for it to come down with his eyes open, I paid the money and came out for 2 minutes, the child sat on the ground and cried.

…… I paid 50 yuan to the unlucky child, and while complaining about Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu said innocently: "I didn't work hard." As I tossed the gas canister upside down, I said in horror, "You can't shoot this."

That night, the city's television did not receive any television, and after maintenance, an unidentified object resembling a basketball was found in the key part of the TV tower's receiver.

When we went back, basically all the work in their hands was done, that is, Qin Shi Huang had a garlic smell in his mouth, I wondered how there could be such an emperor, I had to taste one garlic, and the emperor who added an emperor next to the word worm didn't come with him?

Liu Bang is indeed good at mixing, a bowl of egg juice has been mixed by him like a Tai Chi circle, and he is still mixing there, sneering at him for a while, and he doesn't know what to say to the buns. The bad thing is that the bun is not a beauty, and she doesn't think much about it when a man talks to her, which has something to do with her looking in the mirror every day.

But from the back, Baozi and Li Shishi are definitely two top models, Baozi is less than 2 cm taller than Li Shishi, and the difference with Li Shishi's devilish figure is that Baozi's curve seems to carry a kind of divine surname, like a flawless porcelain placed in a beam of sunlight, the appearance is half-light and half-dark, and the visible dust under the light of the cylinder slowly wanders...... Let's put it this way, you have to think when you see it: this room should be cleaned too.

Master Li gave the washed dish code to Baozi, and Baozi carried the knife like flying, and said: "Qiangzi, it's nothing, you men can play poker and eat later." ”

I pinched the poker and waved my hand sadly: "You all come into this house with me." "I called all 4 people, including Liu Bang, to the bedroom of Baozi and Master Li, they looked at me one by one, this time they could understand, Baozi said "play", they are used to getting surprises from time to time, they have never been attentive to see me play, I guess with their current mentality, I just turned the slippers into a groove smoked chicken They will not be surprised at all.

I threw the poker on the table with a thud and spread my hands and said, "Play y'all." ”

Each of the four guys took a few, and then looked at each other, Jing Ke looked at a square piece for a long time and said, "It seems that this villain can't move." Qin Shi Huang put the poker in front of his nose and smelled it, and I hurriedly put away all the cards in their hands, because when they saw that the cards were greasy, they all wanted to taste the saltiness.

I didn't have any hope to say the rules again, Jing Ke drew a 3 of hearts and put it on the table, Liu Bang also drew one casually, glanced at it, and slammed it on the table, it was a 4 of clubs, Qin Shihuang drew a 2 of hearts, his hand flew on the table, and he said to Liu Bang, who was glaring at him: "Look at the sa (what) pinch, the hunger is bigger than you." Xiang Yu was even more desperate, turned over all the cards, picked out the big ghost, and pressed it on top.

I was amazed to find that these people had actually understood the basic rules.

In fact, I made a mistake, I always thought that their intelligence was not as high as mine, in fact, even if Jing Er was stupid, it was not simple, Zhao Benshan could fool people into laughter, Jing Er was stupid and could fool Fan Yu to death, who is stronger?

I shuffle the cards, and they play ordinary top home, during which to help win the fat man to correct the problem of taking two cards at a time and Liu Bang likes to see the habit of people's cards, 5 minutes to play 2, I actually lost 2!

Well, I'm glad I didn't tell them the rules for the losers to pay tribute.

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