With the sound of "start the meal", I called on everyone to move their own stools and come to the living room to sit in a row and eat fruits.

Baozi has already made 5 cold dishes, Master Li kept bringing hot dishes, and Baozi said, "You eat first, I'll wash my hands and come." ”

Until Baozi sat down, I was still a little stunned.

Now let's summarize this meal: the garlic is picked by Qin Shi Huang, the rice is made by Jing Ketao, the eggs are beaten by Han Gaozu, the gas tank is changed by Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and the lady who passes the dish is the famous Master Li - to compare this meal to a movie, it is like Brother Tom in the field and Brad in the artist. Pete, it's Marlon who delivers the boxed lunch. Brando, that is, the producer and director are a little worse, they are Xiaoqiang, the manager of the pawnshop of the second bastard, and Miss Yingxiang Bun at the door of a soup dumpling shop.

A few years ago, the media reported a news that someone spent 360,000 yuan on a meal in a star-rated hotel, which caused a big uproar in the whole society.

The cost of my meal is 180 yuan, but if you want to talk about historical significance, I estimate that the sprouts that fell to the ground and were trampled by buns are more than that.

Baozi knocked on the table: "Qiangzi, why are you stunned?" ”

I found that everyone at the table was looking at me, and no one moved their chopsticks, so I said to Qin Shi Huang strangely: "Brother Win, why don't you eat?" ”

Qin Shi Huang Dundun chopsticks said: "You are also the owner of the mouth (this), do you have to give you a face if you are hungry on formal occasions." ”

The emperors and heroes at the table were waiting for me to get up, so I gave myself a hard mouth to sober up, picked up a rape with chopsticks and said, "Eat, eat." ”

Liu Bang was surprised and said, "Do you still have this rule for eating?" As he spoke, he slapped himself as well, and then picked up a slice of beef in sauce and stuffed it into his mouth.

Qin Shi Huang: "I didn't know before I was hungry. "Fan yourself one and eat.

Xiang Yu: "It's very peculiar." "Fan yourself and clip a hairtail.

Jing Ke: "......" fanned himself and ate cauliflower.

Master Li smiled: "Is it a national custom?" "Touched his face and ate.

Baozi was stunned and said with a smile: "You guys are too noisy." "Eat straight. A table of people pointed at her angrily, and Baozi had to smile and bring it to himself, then put two bottles of Sanliangye and a bottle of champagne on the table, and handed me the white one: "Pour wine for everyone." Master Li hurriedly took it, poured a full cup of steamed buns first, and said with a smile: "My cousin-in-law has worked hard all day, so I should pay tribute first." Then she looked around at everyone with a bottle, and Yanran said, "Everyone here is ......" I stared at her nervously, and she also felt it, glanced at me, looked at the bun, and paused for a moment before saying, "...... They are all outstanding people (where do you think she learned from?). ), Division...... I'll pour you the bars in the order of acquaintance, so don't pick on them. Saying that, he first poured out Jing Er's stupidity: "Brother Jing has always been the number one hero in my mind." Then he smiled at the fat man: "It's still the same sentence, Brother Win is a hero who looks at the world and is also a hero." To Xiang Yu: "Pull out the mountain and cover the world, Brother Xiang's mind is overwhelming, I wish you to reunite with Sister Yu as soon as possible, and the immortals are harmonious." ”

Baozi was dumbfounded: "Xiao Nan, aren't you a model?" He asked Xiang Yu stupidly: "Your object's surname is Yu?" Master Li smiled at her, and turned to Liu Bang, whose nose was not a nose and eyes were not eyes: "As for Brother Liu, hehe, the wisdom of employing people is unparalleled in ancient and modern times." Liu Bang smacked the taste and nodded.

Master Li faced me, his eyes flowing, flashing naughty and teasing, I raised the cup to her: "Don't say anything cousin, fate." "This hateful woman, dancing on the blade, playing with me in a heartbeat, if Baozi goes to school, she won't skip class, she can't do it.

Master Li poured me and her own cups, and Baozi also said, "I didn't think that my cousin could drink white, and I bought that bottle of wine for nothing." ”

I stood up with a cup: "Everyone, getting together is fate, live in my realm for a while, and then let's go our separate ways (I want to add a sentence never to see each other), in case we can meet in the future, we are still friends." ”

Baozi reluctantly smiled: "Qiangzi is really more and more outrageous...... "Of course, she heard that I was a bit of a bastard and was helping me play sloppy."

No one but her cared about it, I was telling the truth.

Baozi said: "The first glass of wine, let's go one, Xiao Nan, you can slow down." "Talk about it to the end.

Why is the bun so ugly, and I can't live without her a little? I can get my face back at the dinner table, but in the past, the bun was a drink, and no friend was allowed to pick a big finger, anyway, there was no one today......

Jing Ke and Xiang Yu have probably never seen such a small cup to drink and be so bullish, the two of them sucked up the wine, and looked at the wine bottle at the same time, the second fool was a drunkard similar to a proletarian hooligan in his previous life, the head is estimated to be drunk, Xiang Yu was surrounded and drank all night long, and finally he could be killed by the river, it is likely that he is the legendary "two catties of weight".

Qin Shi Huang and Liu Bang were not used to having someone toast each other to drink first, and Master Li finished drinking a glass and frowned, but didn't say anything.

Baozi picked up the wine bottle and said with a smile: "It seems that you can drink some?" ”

Driven by the buns, the 3 rounds of wine took less than 10 minutes, and Qin Shi Huang, who had never drunk such high-purity wine, was obviously a little taller, and put his arm around Jing Ke's shoulder and said: "It's not right to be hungry when you were hungry, and you shouldn't treat Eleme like that......" I hurriedly took over the conversation: "Let's not talk about anything that is not pleasant." ”

Baozi asked me what was going on, and I said nonsense: "These two were in a band back then, and they turned their faces." ”

Master Li whispered to Xiang Yu, she admired Yu Ji very much, drank some wine and obviously short-circuited her thinking, and asked Xiang Yu for a photo of Yu Ji.

Among the crowd, the one who is most similar to my surname is actually Liu Bang, Liu Bang, who was born in a gangster, is a very good person after drinking, he hugged me, bragged to me in the tone of a big brother, said how he was back then, and he would definitely say: "In the future, there is something to find you Brother Liu, we can't do anything else, there are still hundreds of thousands of brothers in a fight...... "I have a virtue back then!"

At this time, I heard someone downstairs calling me, and I looked on the windowsill, only to see Liu Laoliu with his head up, a taxi parked next to him, and there was another person beside him!

I lit a cigarette, rushed downstairs with a murderous face with the strength of wine, and went out to see the person next to Liu Laoliu, a thin and small middle-aged man, with very white skin, actually wearing a set of golden apples. I thought about which famous person in history was so weak and pale, and I grabbed him and said, "Hou Chen? Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty? Your ancestors drank upstairs from me. ”

The thin man took my hand away and jumped to the side in horror, and I laughed and said, "Xiaoxiang, no wonder you can't keep the country." ”

Liu Lao Liu said slowly: "He's a taxi driver - I don't have any money." ”

……

I gave an extra 10 yuan to the driver, and my arrogance decreased a lot, but I still looked around uneasily, but there was no one.

Liu Lao Liu said: "Don't worry, I won't bring people to you one by one in the future." ”

I hurriedly took out a cigarette and handed it to Liu Laoliu, and said refreshedly: "You also have a time when your conscience is discovered." Liu Lao Liu lit the fire, spit out a cigarette and said: "Recently, the most ferocious people in the underworld are the 300 Yue Jiajun and the 54 heroes on Liangshan, and none of them dare to compete with them for the time being, and those heroes can only wait for the next batch." ”

I forgot to pour it in one breath, and half of my cigarette fart was in, and I said in a very calm and calm voice, "What do you mean?" ”

"No way, haven't you heard of 'shaking the mountain, shaking the Yue family's army'? These 300 people as Yue Fei's special forces and dead soldiers, went straight to the 500,000 army of Jin Wushu, and almost succeeded in beheading, although none of them survived, but they made Lao Jin disgraced, and were killed by Yue Fei for more than 200 miles. ”

I said calmly, calmly, "You're lying to them, aren't you?" ”

"Of course not, but you still have a month to prepare, and the formalities are almost done, and it is possible that Yue Jiajun and Liangshan heroes will come together, didn't I say that I will not bring people to you one by one."

"Then you can't shoot "300" with me, and Liangshan Dajuyi, can I stand it? When they come, don't talk about eating, how do they sleep? Standing up and sleeping in shifts? I can't afford to feed the 5 people on the upper floor, I spent more than 2,000 a day today, and there are more than 70 yuan left in the card, and the damn ATM only spits out 100 tickets, what should you do if you let me take these 70 yuan (Friendly reminder: you can charge the starting currency)? After I finished jumping, I grabbed Liu Lao Liu, and said very sensationally, "You immortals are also raised by your parents, you can't do this, right?" Bai Qi buried 400,000 Zhao soldiers alive, and those 400,000 people also finished playing together, what should they do if they want to make trouble with you? We only have 1 million people in the city......"

This old god stick smoked a cigarette and said for a long time: "We won't be so excessive, but Yue Jiajun and Liangshan's brothers have already said it, and they can't change it, you can go to the specific method yourself, and the money is ......."

I immediately clasped my hands to my chest, and my eyes were full of twinkling stars.

"Uh...... You'll have to figure it out yourself. ”

I lowered my head and touched it, and Liu Lao Liu laughed and said, "I have removed the nearby bricks." ”

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