Baozi was humming in the house, and a group of us were in a hurry outside, Xiang Yu couldn't help but ask me: "Xiaoqiang, do you want a boy or a girl?" ”

I waved my hand and said, "It's the same for boys and girls." ”

Xiang Yu said: "I don't know who this kid will look like?" ”

Master Li said: "I heard that men are like mothers and women are like fathers. ”

When everyone heard this, they stared at my face, and thought about what the bun looked like, they couldn't help but snicker, Qin Shi Huang sighed with emotion: "It's really embarrassing." ”

It's hard enough, think about it, to have a boy like a bun or a girl like me... That doesn't seem to be the worst, the most feared thing is to have a girl like a bun or a boy like me... I hope what Master Li said is true!

At this time, Baozi's moaning suddenly became much quieter, and I couldn't help but hurriedly say, "Why hasn't there been any movement yet?" ”

Qin Shi Huang beckoned a mother-in-law and asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”

The mother-in-law said at first glance: "Back to Your Majesty, it seems to be normal at present, but judging from Da Sima's belly, this child may be older than ordinary children." ”

I stood up and said hurriedly, "What do you mean?" ”

The mother-in-law was startled and said carefully: "That means it may take more effort." ”

I asked, "Will it be dangerous?" ”

The mother-in-law said: "It's not good, it shouldn't be..."

I immediately became nervous, giving birth to a child in a place like the Qin Dynasty where there was a lack of medical care and few leaves, all I relied on was Baozi, who had always been healthy and strong, but now it seems that there was an accident after all, and our child also inherited the heroism and majesty of his mother's Xiang clan, which caused a lot of trouble for his birth.

At this time, Baozi no longer had the strength to scold me, and kept humming: "It's terrible for a while!" After a while, she suddenly shouted, "I can't do it anymore!" ”

I couldn't take it anymore. His face changed suddenly, and he grabbed Qin Shi Huang and said, "Brother Ying, don't you have a better doctor?" ”

The fat man was also fat and had cold hands, and said: "If you are hungry (this), you will touch the oil and sprinkle it (nothing) to your mother-in-law to see a doctor." ”

Liu Bang said: "Why don't I take my mouth, she gave birth after all." ”

Xiang Yu threw him at the door: "Then you don't go quickly!" ”

Master Li gritted his teeth lightly, and suddenly said: "There are no obstetricians and gynecologists in the local area, so there may not be none in this vicinity!" ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "Hungry people know that they are hungry..."

Master Li said categorically: "I'm not talking about the Qin Dynasty. ”

As soon as she said this, everyone suddenly opened their mouths. Xiang Yu said excitedly: "Hurry up and think about it, who is the closest famous doctor to the Qin Dynasty?" ”

I blurted out: "Hua Tuo! ”

Xiang Yuxi said: "Yes, yes, Hua Tuo is good, it just so happens that Cao Cao didn't kill him." ”

The second fool said: "Hua Tuo can't do it." ”

We all asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The second fool retracted his gaze, looked at us and said, "I talked to him, Hua Tuo will not have children." ”

I sweated and said, "So Hua Tuo doesn't know how to do obstetrics and gynecology?" "As soon as he said it, I also remembered, Hua Tuo seems to be proficient in Chinese medicine and surgery, the obstetrics department really hasn't heard him say it, and if he is brought in, he will be in a hurry to go to the doctor, if he dares to say in the Qin Dynasty, I will have to kill him if he has a caesarean section!

Yu Ji suddenly said: "Who is Hua Tuo?" Why don't you go to Bian Que? His pediatrics and gynecology are said to be good, didn't Xiaoqiang receive him? ”

I slapped my thigh and rushed to the lane: "I'll go find Bian Que, you guys are optimistic about the buns!" "Thanks to Yu Ji, she knew such a miracle doctor, and it was difficult for Wu Sangui to tell Zhang Zhongjing and Li Shizhen here.

So far, the farthest I've run is the Qin Dynasty. It was the first time that Qin had encountered it. I adjusted the direction, and I don't have to worry about the time hand, anyway, it's the end, after entering the timeline, it is probably the usual two streets, the car is parked in a non-village and non-town, and the architectural style is very similar to the Qin Dynasty, but it is far less grand than the Qin Dynasty, in front of a small grass shed, there is a long queue of people. An old man with goosebumps in the grass shed was sitting there asking about the patient's condition, his expression was focused, and the people in the back of the line were talking one after another: "It is rare for Bian Que Divine Doctor to come to our place for consultation, we can be regarded as blessed." He looked very happy.

I got out of the car and rushed forward, and the people behind me shouted, "Line up!" I didn't care about 3721 and squeezed in front of me, Bian Que had just finished giving a person a hair, and he looked up in amazement and said, "Why don't you line up?" ”

If it's usual. I can still find a way to give the old man a blue leaf first. But now that the situation is urgent, there is no good excuse. I could only tell the truth: "Doctor, my wife can't give birth to a child!" ”

Bian Que scratched his white hair and said, "What's the situation, is it your problem or your wife's problem?" ”

I paused for a moment, and said with a sad face: "It's my wife's problem - she has a difficult birth!" "This old man misunderstood, thinking that I was here with him to ask for a spring leaf, if it was really my problem, I would go to An Daoquan!

As a result of the doctor's parents, Bian Que condensed when he heard this: "Ouch, this is an important matter, is your home nearby?" "It seems that my approach is correct, a doctor like Bian Que, even if you give him blue buds first, he may not be able to sell you favors, especially if I am such a wealthy person now, it is easy to make the old man get bored.

I said, "I'm not close, but it won't take much for you to come with me." ”

Bian Que put away a few simple things on the table and said, "Then hurry up, human life is at stake." ”

One of the patients at the top of us hurriedly said, "But I'm also in a hurry, Doctor God!" ”

Bian Que put a straw hat on his head and asked, "What is your condition?" ”

The man was so anxious that he was about to cry, and said, "My child eats fish, and the thorns are stuck in his neck and can't go up and down, and he cries in pain." ”

Bian Que was embarrassed: "This is difficult to do, if I can usually go home with you to help the child take out the thorns, but now..." ”

The man was stunned and said, "Does it work?" ”

I said firmly: "It works, and if you can't hang the duck upside down to catch some duck saliva, this is the ultimate solution, and if it doesn't work, it means that your son is definitely not stuck." It's because I don't want to go to school..."

The man obviously still didn't believe me, and asked Bian Que what he meant with his eyes, Bian Que thought for a while and said, "Well, duck saliva turns into thorns, it's really a good way, I didn't think of it before." ”

The man was overjoyed and gave me a thumbs up: "You are truly divine!" So saying, he flew away.

The second guy is still before we leave. Desperately squeezed up and said, "Uh, God... Uh, doctor, uh..."

Bian Que had already gotten up at this time, but he still couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?" ”

The man said, "I... Uh, hit... Hiccup, uh, more than that, uh... What to do? ”

Without waiting for Bian Que to speak, I pointed to the man's nose and said, "Hold your breath!" ”

The man was startled. Puzzled: "Can it be done?" ”

I drank him and said, "You're a doctor, I'm a doctor?" Listen to me! ”

The man obediently stood aside and held his breath...

The third man stopped me with his teeth and claws, closed one eye and said, "Doctor, show me by the way—I have a small pebble in this eye, and I can't wash it out." I saw that he was squinting, his expression was painful, and I said casually, "You pull the upper eyelid on the lower eyelid." Just rub it a few times. After saying that, he ignored him. Stretching out his hand and pointing to the next one, "Hurry up, hurry up, I have limited time, what's the matter with you?" ”

It can only be said that the people at that time were pitiful, a little bit of love and small disasters basically relied on the body to carry it, and finally had Lang Zhong sit in the clinic, no matter where it was uncomfortable, I came to ask, fortunately, I can almost solve it by relying on my little common sense of life that is out of tune - I am used to buying the kind of calendar that is a small home remedies, and tearing it up when I go to the large size...

Eventually, I couldn't walk anymore. People began to ask me directly about ignoring Bian Que, Bian Que didn't feel how uncomfortable it was to be left out, he first looked at me with unbelievable eyes, and then lowered his head and silently wrote down all the dirt methods I said. Thank you, Doctor. ”

I don't care about him. said casually: "It is forbidden for you to call me a miracle doctor, there is only one of you who can be a miracle doctor, and that is Teacher Bian Que." Do you understand? "Actually, I guess he'd be better if he didn't hold his breath - it works if he was startled by someone all of a sudden, and I was startled before he held his breath...

The eyelid roller also blinked at this time and said, "It's amazing, it doesn't hurt anymore." ”

I said, "These are all methods invented by Bian Que's miracle doctor, and I am just helping him tell you." ”

People immediately stood in awe and said, "A divine doctor is a divine doctor!" Bian Que was a little uncomfortable, and he didn't know how to explain it, but looking at his expression, he was still a little indifferent, Doctor Bian was indifferent to fame and fortune, and he didn't care about these false names, but this was definitely more intimate than taking eight sedan chairs to invite him.

At this time, the ultimate killer of my land appeared, and a man ran up to me, took my hand and said, "Big brother, you can save me." ”

I frowned and said, "What's wrong with you?" The man had a garlic smell in his mouth, and he choked on the roll of his eyes.

This man took my hand and said, "I regret that I shouldn't have eaten noodles at noon and braided garlic, my wife refuses to make love to me, big brother, you must have a way to howl——"

I jumped out of the way, peeled off a piece of gum and threw it to him like a hidden weapon, saying, "Chew, don't swallow!" "Of course, this gum is just the ordinary kind.

The man picked up the gum and chewed it a few times, looked intoxicated, and gestured with his hand to his throat and chest: "From this to here, it's comfortable!" ”

Taking advantage of this time, I finally dragged Bian Que into the car, and said while lighting the fire: "Wait a minute, the divine doctor, we will be there soon." ”

Bian Que said, "I think you are the miracle doctor." ”

I blushed and said, "Don't say that, it's all clever." ”

Bian Que was a little embarrassed and said: "Can you use these recipes you just said when I practice medicine in the future - of course, I will tell people that this is your invention, by the way, I haven't asked Mr. Xiao for his name?" ”

I said, "You can just call me Xiaoqiang, I won't tell you more, I'll give you something to eat in a while, and I'll understand everything." I touched my body up and down and said embarrassedly, "It's broken." ”

"What's wrong?"

I was embarrassed and said, "I don't have any money..." Just now I watched Bian Que pack up his things, and put a few knife coins on the table, which was the cost of his hair payment. I'm asking people to go to the doctor, and I don't have any money on me - it's mainly Yucai coins.

Bian Que said briskly: "What is not money, it is important to save people." ”

I hurriedly drove, Bian Que touched it and looked at it, and as soon as the car started, he was even more surprised, and said in a trance: "You have such a big ability, you can't even see your wife's dystocia?" ”

I'm speechless. Speed up the drive, and when I arrived at the courtyard of the Xiao Mansion, everyone was still waiting there, I led Bian Que out of the car, and when I saw that Liu Bang had also arrived, he pointed to the house: "My daughter-in-law is already helping inside." ”

Bian Que saw that a cadre of people was dressed in gorgeous clothes, obviously either rich or expensive, so he just nodded casually, and a person at the door of the house shouted: "Is Lang Zhong here, the bun hurts even more." "This man has high cuffs. The bun was messy, but it was Empress Lu, Liu Bang glanced at her, and said hesitantly: "This girl, when you are busy, there is still a little bit to see." ”

Bian Que cleaned his hand and only carried a small bag with him. Take it easy. After a while, he turned out again, walked to the entrance of the house, glanced at Lu Hou and said, "What a fuss, what are you talking about!" ”

Empress Lu stretched her neck, dumbfounded, and said, "You... You... How dare you talk to me like that! ”

Bian Que glanced at her again, then came out, glanced at us and said, "Who said that it was difficult to give birth?" I looked at it, and it was already two fingers open, and the head position. Birth! Everyone was relieved when they heard this, I almost collapsed on the ground, Liu Bang glared at Lu Hou and said, "What do you see, don't you go to help?" Empress Lu stomped her feet and turned back to the house, comforting Baozi and said, "Sister, don't worry, the old man at the door said that you gave birth naturally, and blamed my sister for not paying much attention when she was born." I'll have experience next time..."

I learned that the bun was fine. In a joking mood, he stabbed Liu Bang and said, "Did you hear it?" My sister-in-law still has feelings for you, so I'm worried about it. ”

Liu Bang hey.

After reading the buns, Bian Que sat at the door, at first seemed to be closing his eyes to recuperate, but after listening to the movement in the room for a while, he suddenly said: "Is the water broken?" ”

Lu Hou said excitedly: "It's broken, it's broken, it's broken as soon as you finish speaking." "The doctor who dares to love is there to hear the sound and distinguish the form.

"How many fingers?"

An experienced woman in the house said, "Six fingers." ”

Baozi's voice suddenly said: "I can't stand it, when is it a head!" ”

Bian Que said in a deep voice: "Don't shout, you will work hard when I ask you to work hard." Baozi didn't dare to scream after listening to it, we saw Bian Que sitting there with white hair fluttering, like a generation of grandmasters, and then thinking about a pregnant woman in the room, we couldn't help but laugh, Liu Bang quietly dragged me, and said to Bian Que Nunu: "Xiaoqiang, don't you get him?" He made a gesture of drinking.

Master Li said: "Don't make trouble, what should I do if I have an accident now?" ”

At this time, the mother-in-law suddenly shouted: "Eight fingers! Bian Que Huo Ran stood up and said, "That pregnant woman, are you in pain?" ”

Baozi pulled a long voice and said angrily: "You try!" ”

Bian Que said: "Okay, work hard!" ”

Baozi immediately cried wolf, and Bian Que said: "Don't mess around, come with a rule - hard, relax, and work hard..."

At this point, Baozi had already ignored it, screaming for a while, and wheezing hysterically for a while, Bian Que was probably used to it, and put his ears on the door in the midst of the noise, and commanded: "Ha Qi - hard, yes, that's it." ”

Within a few minutes, Empress Lu suddenly said in surprise: "The head is out" We all followed the heart, only to hear Empress Lu regretfully, "Eh, it's in again!" ”

Yu Ji changed color and said, "Why did you go in again?" Saying that she is also a person who will go to the "execution ground", listening to the pain of Baozi, her face is also pale, her hands cover her chest and she can't stop panting, Bian Que Bai glanced at him and said: "People are soft, of course there are in and out." Yu Ji's face turned red, and Bian Que continued to command, "Now it's the other way around, don't try it when it hurts—"

Lu Houdi's voice: "Come out, come out, this time it's really out." ”

Baozi's voice was almost angry and pitiful: "Oh oh oh-"

Xiang Yu shuddered and said, "I have been fighting horses for more than ten years, and today is the first time I have a cold sweat." ”

I only heard Qin Shi Huang in my ears say in an almost flattering voice: "Xiaoqiang, Bao (don't) be too nervous, this hand is still useful to pinch..."

The second fool suddenly said: "Let's cheer her up together." ”

Master Li said: "Good idea, I'll shout one-two-three-one-two..."

Without waiting for her three words to exit, Huo Ran only heard a child's cry that shook the sky and the earth sounded: Wow