I can assure you that there is no more shocking sound than a wow that can bring a more shocking sound to my father standing outside the delivery room, I gave birth to my legs and sat down on the ground again, this time I couldn't earn any more, and the muffled voice in the delivery room said: "Gave birth, gave birth, finally gave birth!" The second fool was leading a group of people to shout three, and he came back stunned.

A mother-in-law ran out and said excitedly: "Congratulations to King Qi, mother and son are safe..."

The second fool interrupted her and said, "Don't talk about gender, let me guess whether it's a man or a woman." The fool stroked his chin and looked at the sky for a while, and said firmly: "Woman! ”

Xiang Yu said: "Huh? It should be a boy to listen to this voice. ”

Master Li chuckled, "I think it's a girl." ”

Xiang Yu turned around and asked me, "Xiaoqiang, what do you say?" ”

I looked at them with disdain and said, "Didn't they say that mother and son are safe!" ”

Everyone was ashamed, Xiang Yu laughed: "We are so happy, at this juncture, Xiaoqiang's father is still careful." I saw that he planned to tease Sun in the future, so I warned him in advance: "Don't say that your Xiang family has a queen, and my son has my surname." Xiang Yu snorted, went over and grabbed Yu Ji's shoulders and said, "Let's give birth to ourselves." ”

Liu Bang looked at me and asked, "Why don't you go to see your son?" ”

I stretched out my hand to him: "Do you dare to pull me?" Following behind, the mother-in-law and the maid came out with a pot of fish, and only Empress Lu was left in the room with the child in her arms, and she smiled at me and said, "Congratulations, it's a big fat boy." ”

I solemnly took it, the little guy was bald and eyebrows, his face was wrinkled, and he was crying angrily as if he was going to fight with someone, while choking on the placenta and coughing a few times, his hands and feet were still moving up and down, his body was pink, and I deliberately exclaimed: "Why is this ugly!" ”

Lu Hou wiped his hands and said, "Children are born like this. Look at this child's big eyes, eighty percent of them will be handsome when they grow up. As he spoke, he wrapped his son, who had been identified, in a cloth.

Master Li lovingly took it into his arms, gently wiped the face of the little thing with a handkerchief, and said happily: "The little guy is really in good spirits. ”

Xiang Yu hugged him and shook it slightly, and said, "Ho, this guy has eight pounds!" Liu Bang hugged it and shook it, and echoed: "You have to have it!" ”

I took advantage of this time to look at the buns. It seems that giving birth to a child is really physical work, Baozi was lying there blinking her eyes, but she didn't even have the strength to speak, I reached out and touched her cheek, and asked her, "What do you want to eat?" "In front of so many people, this is the most sensual thing I can come up with.

The bun bit into my hand as fast as lightning, and then the pain into the bone marrow, at first I thought she was too hungry and fainted and used my hand as a pig's knuckle, and then I saw the angry and naughty look in her eyes before I realized that she was taking revenge on me, and my hand was like fire. I was embarrassed to scream, so I had to try to hold my tone down and say, "I didn't wash my hands after going to the toilet just now." ”

Baozi spit out my hand, looked down with his eyes, and said, "My son, show me too-"

This child is in Qin Shi Huang's arms, the fat man's body is warm in winter and cool in summer, my son is comfortable and stops crying. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Qin Shi Huang, and then nodded with satisfaction, indicating his approval, and everyone laughed. Du said: "This kid's shelf is big enough." ”

The second fool opened his arms and said, "Play with me." ”

The fat man turned around and said, "Don't give it, hang the skin!" ”

Baozi pounded the bed and said, "Fatty, bring it to me!" "Everyone is cold...

Qin Shi Huang saw that the child's owner spoke, and hurriedly sent it to Baozi, I put the child on the side of her pillow, Baozi turned his face sideways, and looked at him lovingly, at this time the little guy also opened his eyes, so dark and innocent staring at Baozi. Baozi touched his soft chin with a finger, and the little thing laughed, and everyone was cute, Liu Bang said: "Xiaoqiang, this kid should be named, right?" ”

Xiang Yu said in a deep tone like an old man: "Yes-" I turned my head to glare at him, Xiang Yu spread his hands and said, "The surname Xiao also has to be named, right?" ”

Qin Shi Huang waved his hand and said, "Do you still sprinkle (what)?" It's called Xiao Qing (Qin) Sheng! ”

Liu Bang was dissatisfied: "Why don't you call Xiao Hansheng?" ”

Qin Shi Huang did not hesitate to push back and said: "Because it is not silk (is) in the Han Dynasty!" ”

Liu Bang argued: "That's not right. Everyone, buddy, you can't be born in your family. I even brought my daughter-in-law to help. ”

Lu Hou reprimanded: "Go, go out and fight, let the buns have a good rest!" ”

Everyone hurriedly left in silence, but Qin Shi Huang still said in a low voice: "Xiao Qing (Qin) Sheng!" ”

Liu Bang: "Xiao Hansheng! ”…

I smiled at Baozi, and Lu Hou said: "Xiaoqiang also goes out, and the child will be taken care of by me." ”

… I had no choice but to come out quietly with my hands behind my back, and in the courtyard, the scope of the controversy over the child's name increased again, and Xiang Yu said loudly: "If you want to say that, if you don't have a bun without me, it's called Xiao Chusheng!" ”

The second fool said leisurely: "This is not good. ”

Xiang Yu said angrily: "What's wrong? ”

The second fool said confidently: "The homophony is not good." ”

As soon as we heard it, we all started chattering: "Xiao Chusheng, Xiao Chusheng, Xiao Animal..." ”

Xiang Yu said dumbfounded: "Oh, sure enough... I want my son to call this one. Yu Ji screwed him hard. His surname is still taking advantage, Xiang (like) the beast is not a beast, I'm good, the beast is not a good beast, or small... Forget it, I won't scold myself hard.

Master Li said with a smile: "I think the word Qin is still relatively elegant, but this word is a bit vulgar." ”

Liu Bang said: "Then add Chinese characters - Xiao Qinhan!" ”

Xiang Yu suddenly disagreed: "If you want to do this, you have to add my Chu, isn't it very good for the child to call four words now-Xiao Qin Han Chu!" ”

I said with a bitter face: "Don't, then when Li Shimin and Zhao Kuangyin are held accountable, my son must not be called Xiao Qin Hanchu. Tang, Song, Yuanming, ah? "Well, Wu Sangui has to add Zhou if he doesn't clear it, and Second Brother Guan has to add Wei Shu Wu to investigate it - my son doesn't need to give an English name when he goes abroad in the future, this length has to be considered a nobleman in the Middle Ages...

Liu Bang said: "Okay, don't add Chinese characters, this child was born in the Qin Dynasty, and will live in the 21st century in the future, how can it be regarded as half a longevity, just call it Xiao Qinshou, Brother Ying will crown him a longevity king in the future, this is perfect." "Speaking of which, Bangzi has to put a share in my son's name.

Everyone: "This is not bad. ”

I muttered, "Xiao Qinshou, tsk, why is it still a little weird...", I shouted, "Xiao Beast, this is not the same as that Xiao Chusheng!" ”

Everyone was ashamed and flattered: "Don't worry, don't worry, start over." ”

Master Li said: "What Brother Xiang said just now is right, don't the children nowadays have four words, and they also look more chic, so let's just add that new word." ”

Everyone: "Xiao Qin Shousheng, well, this time it's elegant." ”

I said with a gloomy face: "Yes, this time I can be regarded as taking my son out, and I and the bun are not the same thing!" "Listen to it, Xiao Beast, I am the Xiao Beast!

Everyone was ashamed again, and they all said: "It's not so difficult to name it usually." ”

I said weakly: "Don't bother you, I'd better do it myself." ”

Everyone: "Then you can say one!" ”

I sighed and said, "I shouldn't have listened to the buns coming to the Qin Dynasty, so that this child would not have been born in the Qin Dynasty, and it would not have been treated as a difficult birth in a fuss, and it would not have fallen into your hands-"

Everyone suddenly had an epiphany: "Xiao won't?" ”

I said angrily: "Xiao shouldn't be! ”

Everyone: "Oh-Xiao shouldn't! ”

… When I want to change my words again, it's too late, and the child can only call Xiao Shouldn't, hey, I really shouldn't... Forget it, it's too late to say anything.

In order to celebrate the first day of the birth of "Xiao should not", these guys finally went to various places, after Baozi took a nap, half relied on eating a bowl of millet and red bean porridge, in good spirits, I walked in and reported to her stupidly, Baozi is still unable to take care of the child, so he looked at a group of mothers-in-law under the command of Empress Lu with a gentleness that he had never had before, and he was busy serving the little ancestor, and when he saw me come in, he asked: "Is the name ready?" ”

I sneered, "Xiao shouldn't..."

Baozi was stunned for a moment, and said dissatisfiedly: "What a broken name, it's hard to hear, don't call this!" ”

I sat down next to her carefully, crossed my fingers and showed her, "There are two more for you to choose, one is called Xiao Bird Beast and the other is Xiao Bird Beast, whether it is a wronged child or a wronged child, let's see." ”

Baozi was dazed and helpless for a moment before saying, "... Xiao shouldn't be Xiao shouldn't, I might as well use my dad to give me that! "The old accountant gave a name called Xiao Dazhuang, saying that it was easy to raise, and after calling this name, he was very popular, I think this is not as good as the one my father gave him - Xiao Xiaoqiang. This name does not affect the score, that is, when someone shouts Xiaoqiang in the future, who of us will agree?

After explaining the work, I got tired of my son for a while, and when I tried to call him wrong, the little guy stretched out his little tender hand and scratched me a few times without hesitation...

I threw my arms and slipped into the yard, only to feel refreshed, as a man, the two major events in life have finally been completed, especially seeing that a small life was born because of you, that feeling, really, no matter how ordinary a father has a world! Although the name of this world is a little ugly -

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The next thing to do is to give chaos a perfect ending, a chaotic and perfect ending, a chaotic, perfect, and so on... Ending!――

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